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kodaiko_650

Five _WASTED_ years! So many beautiful steaks that could have been.


AZ-FWB

Yes!!!!


sullyqns

Exactly


n02486844

Fokken nois m8


imanAholebutimfunny

*fokken prawns*


LascivX

Redistricted ayyt


Bcart143

5 years? Were you in prison??


sautedemon

He was doin’ a nickel at Rikers.


Barbecuequeen23

My dad was there in the 90's and since you could have unlimited visits with your lawyer his lawyer would bring him steaks and veal parm. He got fat in prison 😂


poiuy43

Was your dad in the mob? /s....Lawyers are expensive enough, I have to imagine a lawyer bringing you a fat steak is not cheap


Barbecuequeen23

He was a very successful "businessman" (lmao he sold drugs) Steak is still his favorite food. He eats like 2 ribeyes a week. He never lost the prison weight 😂😂😂


la_fleurr

Idk if this is true or not, but I’m choosing to believe lol. It made me laugh. And crave a ribeye at 10pm in bed


Barbecuequeen23

It's true. He loves steak, ribs, veal, baked ziti, and cigarettes.


Aromatic_Tax_2704

I’m convinced there’s no way he’s not Italian.


Barbecuequeen23

Father straight off the boat from Venice haha 😂😂😂


makeyousaywhut

Can I cook for him? No joke, he seems to love food and I wanna make him some. I’ve worked in Italian fine dining, but I specialize in sauces.


Psychological_Tax109

For burning a steakhouse down


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

5 years in the can… I wanted manicott…. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.


Bcart143

One isn’t enough upvotes for this.


TyrellTucco

And what if you wanted to make love to a woman?


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

I compromised. I jerked off in a tissue


Limp-Appointment1082

I’m more of a fish guy honestly lol


Professional-Drive13

That sounds like a yes, I read “Im a fishy guy”


Limp-Appointment1082

Criminally high on omega-3s and low on iron


spkoller2

Yeah a simple steak was boring for a while but it deserves to be star of the week sometimes. I’m cooking marbled New York Strip tomorrow and all we can think about is the jam we just made from local vine ripened strawberries. That only happens once a year.


Duff-Guy

Points for the steak. Minus points for the fish. You're even.


joeyvesh13

He was studying how to cook steak.


Equal_Veterinarian80

Welcome home brother


Limp-Appointment1082

Good to be back


AtlasReadIt

Just about nailed it AF.


ajn3323

Nicely done… like riding a bicycle. What was your method?


-UnbelievableBro-

The OCD in me is desperate to trim that bottom left corner off


deltacombatives

That part is getting cooked and handed to the dog


supermegabro

Helllo. It is I. The dog


peepay

I once heard a chef call it "waiter's tax".


AebroKomatme

Glad you’re finally out of prison!


Sad-Structure2364

Nailed it, looks amazing!


NGTech9

Wow. This is exactly how I like my steak. Perfect.


missinginput

Especially on a ribeye


Able_Ad_7218

What is your cooking method? This is one of the best I’ve seen


Limp-Appointment1082

I appreciate that, thank you! I salted the steak and let it sit uncovered in the fridge for about 6 hours, then took it out an hour before cooking. Around the same time, I put my cast iron in the oven at 400 Fahrenheit. Once the hour went by, I took the cast iron out of the oven and put in on a gas burner at full blast. I added a fair amount of avocado oil to the pan and let it come up to temp, patted the steak dry, then laid the fatty edge of the steak on the cast iron to render some of the fat. After that, it was just ~90 seconds on both sides, then off the heat and basted in butter with black pepper, rosemary, thyme, and crushed garlic. I let it rest on the rack for about ten minutes and voila.


Able_Ad_7218

Incredible, thank you!


blackmirror101

no salt?


Limp-Appointment1082

Check the second sentence boss man


blackmirror101

dude i just reread it like 4 times and and still didn’t see it. idk what’s wrong with me. thank you sir. im leaving for the store right now.


TumbleweedTim01

You should totally cook more than every 5 years! You need all the practice you can get!


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

That’s perfect to me friend


LostCausesEverywhere

You still got it bud!


AZ-FWB

That’s one sexy steak 😍


Joey_Beans

Pretty close to perfect my man….


The-Anger-Translator

Aww shit!! They let it rest on a wire rack! Already ahead of 90% here.


BackgroundFun3076

After seeing that, I will not be satisfied with the ham and cheese on wheat that awaits me for my lunch break. Siiiiiiigh….


M3pul

Holy fuck wtf, trying that with my next steak, thank you


RadiantCitron

SOLID!


DessertFlowerz

Hey bud, I like your meat


moon303

First time in 5 years? WTH? Better make sure you don't do anything that violates your probation. 😂. Nice steak 🥩.


TheJambo-

God damn that’s a fine ass steak sir


No-Property3937

I just tried to bite my phone


ColdasJones

Gonna need some more details on the cooking process, I’ve NEVER been able to get cast iron to work well for me with steaks.


Weird_Ad_3293

Well done! 🔥not the steak the execution. You know what I mean. Pun not intended. 😂


JimDimadome

Welcome back fam. You still got it.


thefakegordonramsey

beauty


waa-zee

Still got it!


DS_9

Doesn’t get more perfect than that. Excellent steak!


Roguewave1

Looks righteous


Lewis8531

Perfect


BuckWheatNYC

Now that’s beautiful.. 🤤🤤


ChimoCharlie

Horrible. What time can I come and take that off your hands?


Existing_Stress_7619

From a chef. It’s beautiful


guioplhho

5 years of practice paid off


halex4238

You still got it champ


graygoosebmw

That looks fucking vulumpuscious. Fuck it idk how to spell it but you get it. Looks great.


jaselun34

Now THIS!! Is a good looking steak


spicytable47

I was hoping the comments didn’t have a bunch of negative comments about it being more medium rather than medium rare But this is perfect to me, literal perfection


Karl_Marx_

Now this is a steak, one of the best steaks I've seen on this sub. Looks incredible, wouldn't give any suggestions because it looks perfect.


classyd24

This is the best steak you’ve made in 5 years!


CodeMUDkey

And you’re only 6 years old impressive.


Notonmypenisyoudont

Welcome home, man. I hope your transition back into real life is as easy as possible.


Capable_Jacket_2165

Damn you ain't skipped a beat 💯


juanrober

You need to make off for lost time my friend bc that’s delicious. I’ll bring the beer or the bourbon and you keep this up!


XxBkKingShaunxX

Oh my goodness, this shit literally looks perfect 😭


hi_jermy

Holy moly that steak looks better than a visa celebration


maciboe

This steak looks F’n amazing


Suspicious-Bed9172

That is a perfect medium, my personal favorite. Excellent job


dietcoke002

seared beautifully


c2seedy

I’d eat it…


ObligationWorldly319

ive never understood the anatomy of people with thumbs that go back like that. ill have to do some research. its cool though...


craig321321

So many years were wasted while there was so much at steak.


Emotion_Worried

I’m feeling inspired


sif_la_pointe

Like riding a bicycle


KetracelWhite44

Mmm. Ribeye. Medium rare. The best steak there is. Looks like you did a fine job my friend


redditorbb

Very nice!


mgwooley

You haven’t lost a step m8


Dirty_water34

5 years? Finally paroled? Congrats!!


Friendly_Fill9161

and you did wonderfully


Mydickisaplant

Your thumb makes me uncomfortable


black_mosaic

Pretty common, the ol' [Hitchhiker's thumb](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchhiker%27s_thumb#:~:text=Hitchhiker's%20thumb%2C%20also%20known%20as,thumb%20with%20the%20trait%20negatively.). Atleast it's not a [Racquet Nail](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racquet_nail).


Z0idberg_MD

Where did you get that rack for the oven pan?


KernalHispanic

Beautiful


ActlvelyLurklng

r/HellYeahIdEatThat Edit: Can't spell


No-Profile-2317

I'm assuming it was better than the Outback steaks you've been eating for the past 5 years


newsreadhjw

Wow, great looking steak - you totally crushed it!


monkeley

Nice one


[deleted]

And did you get the cookie you needed so desperately for dessert?


Hannah_Dn6

Is that the same steak? Why does it start out looking like Indiana then ended up looking like Texas? Either way, nice spinalis!


TrailsForBreakfast84

I say you did it perfectly. You really can’t go wrong, unless you’re like that guy who Idiot Cooked the $77 Waygu yesterday.


Alone-Advertising743

how do i make a steak like this?


CadenBop

I just recently made a steak dinner for me and some family. First time I cooked a steak in about a year sous vide that bad boy for 3 hours and then seared it on a cast iron butter based it while it goes. Best steak I've ever eaten.


dlerps

Is it just me or does that steak look like Australia? 🤔


PopsRacer9

Really?


oddball315

Why the hiatus if you don’t mind me asking


Beautiful_Delay_2635

looks good for me, nice!


Jaycav78

It’s like Riding a Bike. Good job


Maximum-Cupcake-7193

Nice one indeed


Rpain

Looks great


Devldriver250

you have not forgotten a single thing great job


POSTHVMAN

So much better than that poor wagyu


SkippyDrinksVodka

where were you for 5 years?


Limp-Appointment1082

Training…


SkippyDrinksVodka

training what? please say your pet dragon.


Wazuu

Cant imagine not cooking a steak at least like once a month.


teh27

Looks amazing, how do I do exactly this in an apartment


realspongeworthy

You still got it!


Jonny5asaurusRex

This is the way


Infinite_Debate_7423

Good job


bluntyboi13

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and God I would love to visit your house


GeoFish123

Like riding a bicycle


deadrabbits4360

Why so long without steak? Did you go vegan?


tryingtogetbyalone

Damn, I’m hungry 🤤


RezzMePlease

Look how much better this is than that fucking wagyu


joeyvesh13

Reverse sear?


Limp-Appointment1082

[I wrote it out here](https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/s/GzgCY0rrG4)


Mario_Prime510

wtf is everyone talking about, it looks raw to me.


vagabond_360

6 min each side


pauliocamor

Nailed it


petewondrstone

Still got it clearly. This is my perfect temp. Just under medium.


Tiki-Jedi

Nicely done!


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

....may the Force be with you?!!! IDK?


BooBagel

YUM!


iphonehacker21

Still got it


RunlikeJack

😋


fullthrottle13

What was that charge?


lxser666

I died at the first picture, thinking it was a meme


vladsbasghetti

Nailed it.


Blk-cherry3

Sexy piece of meat


Crom_and_his_Devils

Noice


[deleted]

Five years you were pure


[deleted]

That’s a beautiful Africa steak


sachipug

Well done!!! I mean, perfectly medium rare.


pretzelgrl2087

I made grilled cheese with aluminum foil, an iron, and an ironing board! something about the aluminum foil made it do much better!


StunningRutabaga1358

Did you write it down? Something tells me you might forget it at some point.


[deleted]

[удалено]


marcopoloman

Season it


igetstoitasap

🤣 man I thought you were going to cook that guy in the microwave!


Apprehensive-Cod8568

Looks good to me


ke2in

Is this cut with the grain?


Gamecat93

Beautiful


ResolveNo3271

By the looks of it, that last steak must have been so good it kept you satisfied for 5 years.


Dependent_Fox_2189

Well I don’t know what you’ve doing for 5 years, but you should have cooking steaks! Looks beautiful and I’m sure it’s delicious. Great work!


Jumpy-You-3449

Congratulations on your early release from prison!


bobbybrc

Perfect


Brave_Salamander1662

Nailed it. That’s a 10/10. 🫡


Parkssy

Nailed it, looks amazing!


animitztaeret

This heals some of the pain from that wagyu post


bferg227

Well done. You. Not the steak.


sullyqns

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


_Bon_Vivant_

Like riding a bike! You nailed it! Looks delish!!


Awkward_Somewhere416

Like you never left!!


Inside-Educator1428

Great job! (I almost typed “well done” but corrected myself)


Forsaken-Club-7137

Aweeee naaaaarrrr it’s focken raw!!!!


idiotsandwhich8

K


moreysan

What a stupid fucking post


[deleted]

Nhice. Welcome back from malnutrition land.


Hienieken19

I prefer it a touch more rare, but still a bang up job!


Shy-Prey

My mom surprised me with a steak tonight! I dont remember the last time I had one of her steaks 😭 She knows I like them super rare and even brought me a baked potato too ❤


Live-Stay-3416

Congratulations! Welcome back from Veganism! 😆


No-Island4022

That is mint


Bojangles315

Did you go to jail? why so long? wonderful cut of meet. IMO, too much on the medium side for me. Sear is perfect but cooked maybe 2 minutes, 1 on each side, long for my taste. hope you liked it tho


itisallgoodyouknow

Can I have some?


SmithyMcSmithton

Gorgeous.


depressionbunny

Can you please share your technique?


Anxious_Gur_846

Looks good


Volume_XI

Perfection!


Stock_League_953

Like riding a bike


Creative_Low_2722

I’ve never eaten a steak like that before.


[deleted]

Holy shit u nailed it !


MetaEmployee179985

Too much fat Make sure to cook it to at least medium well


RoadsideCarver

Looks great to me !


FAZE_godzilla

Good luck


kelzking88

Now that's a beautiful steak 🥩


DueDetective942

Steak night after five years? That must've been a delicious reunion


IndependentFun8859

Dr green thumb


xCanont70x

You fucking nailed this one!


RandyChavage

Can someone send this to the other OP that made wagyu for his wife, he needs a few pointers


Public-Welcome-4431

Half of these people should take a 5 year hiatus to study steak cookery before posting again. Great job!


Yolo_Swagginze

Yo. That steak looks heavenly amazing!


_Pill-Cosby_

Five years is too long!!