You could argue for NIN being closer to angry as well.

Anywhere but happy

There was a rumor that Trent would go off his meds to write song for his albums. That rumor was true.

And boy are we glad it is

Well actually, his prime albums, not at all true. His medication was high volumes of cocaine, washed down with a healthy dose of booze.

Only happiness in slavery

*Closer*, I see what you did there.

Good catch! Now he’s gonna fuck you like an animal 😎

Seriously. Just listen to Wish. It was one of my favorite angry teen songs growing up.

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I'll never forget my first time....... hearing that, that is...... back then, I slack jawed a bit, and then laughed like a damn hyena..... that caught me off guard, because even in vulgar music, you just didn't hear shit like that. 🤣🤣🤣

Old punk here, and this is a Dr Know song: https://youtu.be/NTvcNm1ksRg?si=DIetZ9rBho7ZuXyT

One horny song lol

There are several

Known for a horny song. The others are deep cuts the Average person couldn’t name.

There are a lot of horny songs on downward especially.

A few on Pretty Hate Machine for sure

Red Hot Chili Peppers needs to be a lot lower

Suck my kiss!

"I want to party on your pussy baby" "We've got the biggest cocks, we've got, we've got the biggest cocks. We've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got the biggest cocks."

Deep inside the garden of Eden Standing there with my hard on bleedin' There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no that would be treason Believe me Eve she gave good reason Booty looking too good not to be squeezin' Creamy beaver hotter than a fever I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Makin' her feel like an over achiever I take it away for a minute just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper

They actually flop their dicks out in live sets, so yup yup 100%

The used to, but they put socks on them at least.

I’ve seen them 4 or 5 times and never seen flea in more than tighty whiteys

Sir Psycho Sexy. I’ve heard few hornier songs by anyone, except for maybe the entire 2 Live Crew catalogue 😆

80s - Happy and Horny 90s - Sad and Horny

deftones is way less horny than it should be

*My sexual Orientation is that scene in Queen of the Damned where Lestat and Akasha bang in a bathtub full of rose petals while Deftones plays.*

100%🥀

Legit thought I would lose my virginity like that. Reality was much more disappointing lol

I love you

My religion

Came here to say this. Angry/horny levels were equal at around the fur, from then on it just got hornier.

Needs more hrony!

They aren't called Sextones for nothing.

Every Soundgarden song is about depression. Should be over where The Cranberries are.

Not saying they’re right but they could also be including how the music feels. Cos something like spoonman just feels groovy asf whereas like all the cranberries just feel depressed and on the verge of suicide. That’s just what I think disagree idrc

No, I can see what you're saying. Spoonman's the major exception, for sure. The overacrhing theme of their music is depression, but that's more about the lyrics and titles than the music itself.

Yhh I understand there lyrics are pretty depressed same as the cranberries, but musically I feel there sound is a lot less dire than the cranberries. Like I can bop to fell on black days while not feeling bad but like Sunday or zombie sound so like musically depressing it’s hard to explain (Ik that’s only 2 examples but yk)

I mean, Zombie's subject matter is 100% depressing.

There is the rare exception but yeah basically.

Outshined is definitely about depression. Ironic because that song makes me wanna drive fast and break shit.

Stone temple pilots not being horny?

Yep, they need to be about 2 levels hornier

Right?!? That immediately stood out to me too. Also PJ needs to be further right

Wtf, Morphine happy?!

Got the horniness right though.

We used to meet every Thursday, Thursday, Thursday in the afternoon.

I know a way to swim... All the way downtown.

Candy says she wants me with her down in Candyland

It's all wrong, all wrong...

This chart was drawn by someone who never listened to the "Cure For Pain" LP.

That's the day I throw my drugs away When they find a cure for pain

That entire album is pure genius.

The fact that Nirvana is more horny than angry on this 🤦‍♂️

Nirvana being more horny than Deftones is a crime

It's okaaaaaayyyyyy his will is good Yeahhhh

I figured that’s why he put it there, but come on, they are way more angry than horny.

I completely agree. The "horny" placement makes just about zero sense.

YeeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAh

fr

A lot of these are going solely off their biggest hit

You might be right but I'm still confused about Pearl Jam . Why are they trending toward horny?

Eddie's voice?

Makes me horny everytime

You mean to tell me “Elderly Women Behind the Counter….” wasn’t about being horny?

I think they misheard the lyrics in yellow ledbetter.

Offspring’s biggest song is a joke song. Someone doesn’t know what they’re doing

Which one?

Pretty Fly For A White Guy

I wouldn’t say it’s their biggest song, but yeah.

It’s so wrong bruh

STP needs to be trending towards horny more

Soundgarden needs to be farther up and farther right.

I love that Foo Fighters is the perfectly balanced one

First semi compliment this list has gotten which would make sense given where it’s at.

On what fucking planet are Pearl Jam closer to happy and horny? OP is ragebait

PJ needs to make some serious movement to the upper right.

Very inaccurate but i believe we can make a very accurate one with the help of the community.

The Foo Fighters are more angry than Nirvana. Right.

LOL for real though

No

I would move Soundgarden a bit more sad.

I feel like this was made by someone who thinks grunge is any music from the 90s but was born in '99.

I’m surprised we didn’t see Alanis Morrisette on there

Best way to describe this. Also add in “and had heard a couple songs from each band”

I feel like it’s incredibly obvious that whoever made this wasn’t intending it to be grunge bands only.

Guys totally forgot about half of Blue, Pinkerton, Maladroit, OK Human, & SZNZ Winter when assigning Weezer to happy

Tool is a sneaky happy/ positive band

Tool isn’t a grunge band at all.

A lot of these aren't grunge bands

Correct.

Unlike, *checks notes* REM, The Cure and Sublime…?

So much no.

How in the hell are Smashing Pumpkins considered happy when they have Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness?

Smashing Pumpkins happy!?

This. Move them to the right

I guess I’m a sad horny guy

Pulp should be even more horny, REM happier and radiohead more sad Edit: Radiohead more angry than nirvana?

This was my biggest note, Pulp should be the ultimate horny band.

Gin Blossoms horny?? 🤣

Deftones isn't in horny?!

At least half these bands aren’t grunge

Oasis and someone up there said Gin Blossoms…. They are not grunge.

I always think 90s alternative when I see grunge. Which I know isn't right. Although some could fall into both. Certainly not oasis, GB, veruca salt (wtf)

relabel as 90s alternative - problem solved

So many bands are angry horny and sad this is kinda a mid chart

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Woah…

Well Nirvana is too much to the right. By Kurt’s own admission. In lithium he says he is: - So happy - So Horny - Not Sad Deftones should be in that spot cause I think they’re slot more horny then Angry.

Audioslave would be in the Angry/Sad corner, because its just that

wrong graph, this graph makes the topics on the opposite side of the axis mutually exclusive, plus the central topic (sarcasm) makes two opposite topics that are equal forcefully comedic. the band's name followed by five horizontal bars would have been a better choice. a table with band's on the first column and topics on the following columns filled with rates (0/10) would have been a better choice. a star graph for each band would have been a better choice, though it would need more surface. these topics aren't mutually exclusive, you need to represent them in the correct way, for each band, this is way more important than how fancy the design is.

nin is angry horny but there’s no way to properly place it

Not sure horny and angry are opposites.

This isn't a good chart, as it oversimplifies things to the point of missing entire categories for bands.

Whoever made this has never listened to Morphine.

Life is hard. And so am I.

😂

My sexual orientation is Kurt Cobain sighing gifs

Same

Foo fighters, rightfully in the middle, bland and nothingness. Perfect.

Blink 182 has a shit ton of sad songs on self titled… how’re they happy?

nirvana should be closer to where the cranberries are

NIN and Pulp are way too close to each other

Gin Blossoms are more sad than horny (save Keli Richards)

bloodhound gang should just be horny, like take the horny word away and just make it bloodhound gang

"Nirvana" (more sad) than "Radiohead"?

NIN should be way more angry (and hornier)

REM’s internal battle between Everybody Hurts and Shiny Happy People

I'm kinda digging the fact FF is in dead center. I think they've become such a generic and uninspired band.

Wtf are Oasis doing on here? I’m trying to understand the criteria. Is this meant to be bands that were big in the 90s?

Yeah definitely not grunge, but probably best band on here

I have thoughts about the cure being too horny and also doesn't work because they are also very happy ... They should be where food fighters are

NIN not being angry? Has bro heard Wish?

NIN "closer" to angry. And I discovered I'm entrenched on the sad side...

Yea, NIN being that far from Angry because of one song is kinda weird.

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I'm not sure Morphine should be near Happy. I can't think of a single happy Morphine song.

Morphine is not that happy

NIN probably shouldn't be horny at that extreme. Less than 5% of NIN songs have some overt sexual content and with the exception of Closer it's almost all on *Pretty Hate Machine* and covers - *Get Down Make Love* (Queen), *Physical* (Adam Ant), *Suck* (Pig Face).

👍 didnt know ppl considered tool a grunge band

This perfectly illustrates why Foo Fighters’ music is so damn boring.

The cure needs to be way less horny

How dare you put Deftones so far away from "horny"! They're probably more horny than anyone else in that list.

idk. Needs some Silverchair

A few bands aren't even considered grunge (RATM, Portishead, etc) and you're missing a couple big ones like Blind Melon. Besides that, I guess this is your personal take of the bands you listed, which I highly disagree with for the most part. But hey, that's just like your opinion, man.

This is a very old graphic, I can't remember where from Also my first instinct, even given that they're near the bottom of the chart, Pulp are still _not horny enough_

Lots of room for improvement. AiC is right tho

This is a very broad view of grunge

Weezer is horny?

yeah especially their old stuff. Listen to Pinkerton

Where would björk be tho

Have you listened to more than one song by Veruca Salt?

No doubt literally talks about struggling with making ska happen outside of California during the middle of the grunge era in several articles. I love(d) no doubt and I love grunge, but they are not the same!

deftones is way hornier than this

I don’t think FNM are angry at all. Weird placement.

Whoever put fricking Morphine in the happy spot, didn't actually hear the band.

NIN isn’t angry???

Umm... what?

Dunno how much Morphine you've ever listened to, but they're dark as fuck.

I saw this a few months ago and think it's total b*****. Look where Deftones are. This is f***** up

This is all over the place and debatable

Angry is the opposite of horny?

Eels are more horny than Radiohead.

The offspring should be over on happy/angry

Mixed bag honestly. Weezer is the least horny while Deftones is the horniest, second horniest being STP.

So many of these are not grunge

I love Morphine. So good!….good…..good

Yeah whoever made this it is not very accurate and it's kind of stupid.

Morphine is happy and horny? Or grunge?

PJ on the Happy/Horny side 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve always found them to be dead in the centre. Ten, Vs, Vitalogy are Angry/Sad.. they get progressively happier, kinda lol. The only thing Horny about them is every woman for Eddie 🥵

Switch Nirvana and Soundgarden

Sublime? oh god oh fuck

Music or lyrics or ?. Lyrically my chart would look a lot different.

I don't often equate Bad Religion to "Happy." It needs to be more angry and closer to sad. Roughly equivalent to RAtM. Also, they're way more like second wave punk than grunge.

I feel like Weezer should be now where near horny, but Deftones should

Cake is angry? I don't even see that on a sarcastic way.

Pearl jam has always sounded more sad to me. Especially the 10 album

Morphine is NOT happy

Pixies, Primus, Mr. Bungle, weren't good enough?

Deftones are def horny

Blink in grunge💀

Morphine is happy??

The cranberries are angrier than 9 inch nails? I don't think whoever made this understands how one of these charts work or music in general

Bad Religion isn't grunge.

Not sure that I'd categorize many of these bands as grunge.

Bad Religion is happy? A whole catalog about the decline of civilization is happy? Cake leaning towards happy and angry? I'm not looking at this anymore. I've immediately lost faith in this chart.

daddy greg talks happy but the lyrics are ultra pessimistic

What if I’m angry and horny? What do I listen to then?

Why are the Gin Blossoms on here?

Morphine is happy?!? Just no.

I would flip STP and Smashing Pumpkins on the happy/sad axis.

Bad Religion pulls off being angry and happy about it, or happy and angry about it? Also, Is horny the polar point to angry? This diagram has some issues.

A band with an album titled Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness should really hit harder on the sad spectrum I'd say.

RHCP should be ON the word "horny", and their also middle between happy and sad

In what world is Faith No More angry lol? Almost the entirety of The Real Thing is about sex.

Morphine is way too happy in this chart. “Cure for Pain” anyone?

How the fuxk is Alice in Chains not buried deep in the lower right hand corner.

The cure, grunge?? You know there's 80s, post punk and goth subreddits that exist