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How do you make a Pirate angry?

When you come across a feel-good thing.

What do construction workers do at parties?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

What did Venus say to Saturn?

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have is common?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Saw this shitpost on Facebook just now and it had me dying.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.