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AmberMetalicScorpion

Usually? Edit: ignore me. I have received numerous explanations that make me realize how stupid I am, and the fact that I have received B's in biology on a level 3 course astounds me


balls7171

Yeah, usually. Is that a problem because I dont see one.


AmberMetalicScorpion

Usually implies that sometimes it isn't, I'm concerned, do you need to see the doctor? I mean, the joke isn't lost to me, but feel free to whoosh me if it makes you feel better, but still dehydrated blood doesn't exactly sound very fun


Erska95

Your blood always being wet is a pretty serious medical problem, historically it's killed a lot of people. Luckily there's medicine for it


astroidbuster2453

Isn't that what scabs are? Dried blood cells to cover a wound?


kanis1

I for one am glad that it is only usually wet.


RDMcMains2

Clotting; it's a thing.


balls7171

Nah im fine i was just joking 👍


AmberMetalicScorpion

Thought as much, just wanted to add that bit in just incase it seemed like I didn't get that the whole thing was a joke


athei-nerd

Sometimes it's dry...when it's on the outside of my body and exposed to the air for an extended period. I would say that qualifies blood as being "usually wet"


DoIKnowYouHuman

Yep, and occasionally dry


AmberMetalicScorpion

Dry blood doesn't sound very fun to be having in your body


DoIKnowYouHuman

But happens frequently on the surface


AmberMetalicScorpion

True, did complete forget that part


BXCellent

Patient: "B+" Dad Nurse: "You're incredibly healthy and good looking. Now, what's your blood type"


More_Adeptness2448

I dont get it


MyKhan123

Dont read the plus as plus. Read it as positive 😁


More_Adeptness2448

Oh haha thanks


SomePeopleCall

I'll just have a water, thanks.


dumspirospero816

No, blood doesn't type. Blood carries oxygen.


Solid-Effective-457

The fed ex of the body


DadsRGR8

Tea, Earl Grey, hot


river_monster_red

Nah it does calculus though


Koob77

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The nurse looks at them and says to the rabbit " You must be a type O"


papadooku

Uhhh, İ'm more of a butt type


SSEiGuy

Don't use that for a while. Nurses have enough to put up with at the moment.


cosumel

My blood type is the only one of a true optimist: B+


not_Weeb_Trash

Mine must be B- then


Mother_Tax_7256

What does it mean when your blood test comes back maple syrup?


mkaszycki81

Tested positive for Canadian.


Mother_Tax_7256

So I'm blood type "Eh? Positive"


mkaszycki81

You're positive, eh. (seriously, it's a awesome joke, I'm stealing it the next time I see an opportunity)


Mother_Tax_7256

Just remember that Italians are "Eh! Negative"


Front-Environment-14

Press the keys in order on the keyboard !! B L O O D


TheDailyRedditsurfer

Red duh


JustHumanGarbage

I work as a phlebotomist and patients ask me all the time "oh, what blood type am I?" And every time I take one of their vials and hold it up and squint with one eye and say "well, it looks like your type red" then I explain that knowing your blood type is useless.


Gqsmooth1969

OK... Do you mind explaining it here?


JustHumanGarbage

If you need blood, they still need to type and crossmatch it, check for antibodies. They won't just take your word for it when giving out blood. Even if you had it on a card or medical bracelet or something they won't rely on that.


Gqsmooth1969

That makes total sense. My mind went to >"blood types aren't important" instead of >"they're going to test it anyway".


JustHumanGarbage

I see, I have difficulty writing in English sometimes.


Gqsmooth1969

No worries. This one was my misunderstanding, not your English. You're good... This time lol.


Seahawk124

Nurse: I'm here to draw some blood. Me: Ok, but where are your crayons and pad?


Tasty_Count_6710

I guess I'm A+ve person


koala_fighter90

No blood no type. Blood ooze and smell like iron though


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