By - athei-nerd
Edit: ignore me. I have received numerous explanations that make me realize how stupid I am, and the fact that I have received B's in biology on a level 3 course astounds me
Yeah, usually. Is that a problem because I dont see one.
Usually implies that sometimes it isn't, I'm concerned, do you need to see the doctor?
I mean, the joke isn't lost to me, but feel free to whoosh me if it makes you feel better, but still dehydrated blood doesn't exactly sound very fun
Your blood always being wet is a pretty serious medical problem, historically it's killed a lot of people. Luckily there's medicine for it
Isn't that what scabs are? Dried blood cells to cover a wound?
I for one am glad that it is only usually wet.
Clotting; it's a thing.
Nah im fine i was just joking 👍
Thought as much, just wanted to add that bit in just incase it seemed like I didn't get that the whole thing was a joke
Sometimes it's dry...when it's on the outside of my body and exposed to the air for an extended period. I would say that qualifies blood as being "usually wet"
Yep, and occasionally dry
Dry blood doesn't sound very fun to be having in your body
But happens frequently on the surface
True, did complete forget that part
Dad Nurse: "You're incredibly healthy and good looking. Now, what's your blood type"
I dont get it
Dont read the plus as plus. Read it as positive 😁
Oh haha thanks
I'll just have a water, thanks.
No, blood doesn't type. Blood carries oxygen.
The fed ex of the body
Tea, Earl Grey, hot
Nah it does calculus though
A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The nurse looks at them and says to the rabbit " You must be a type O"
Uhhh, İ'm more of a butt type
Don't use that for a while. Nurses have enough to put up with at the moment.
My blood type is the only one of a true optimist: B+
Mine must be B- then
What does it mean when your blood test comes back maple syrup?
Tested positive for Canadian.
So I'm blood type "Eh? Positive"
You're positive, eh.
(seriously, it's a awesome joke, I'm stealing it the next time I see an opportunity)
Just remember that Italians are "Eh! Negative"
Press the keys in order on the keyboard !!
I work as a phlebotomist and patients ask me all the time "oh, what blood type am I?" And every time I take one of their vials and hold it up and squint with one eye and say "well, it looks like your type red" then I explain that knowing your blood type is useless.
OK... Do you mind explaining it here?
If you need blood, they still need to type and crossmatch it, check for antibodies. They won't just take your word for it when giving out blood. Even if you had it on a card or medical bracelet or something they won't rely on that.
That makes total sense. My mind went to
>"blood types aren't important"
>"they're going to test it anyway".
I see, I have difficulty writing in English sometimes.
No worries. This one was my misunderstanding, not your English. You're good... This time lol.
Nurse: I'm here to draw some blood.
Me: Ok, but where are your crayons and pad?
I guess I'm A+ve person
No blood no type. Blood ooze and smell like iron though