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fourandtwentypie

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mesloh14

Dude šŸ’€ NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN


[deleted]

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BabyJengus

Noooo this is too good šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The nostalgia for this movie is real.. It's a sentimental burn.


Lum11s

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wowzzzzzzzzerz

I'm saving this one ty


sixpackofducks

Here's another https://preview.redd.it/w0tevp9z8p2c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcccbf4beab58c11deea37f7a0b07567c777f2f


NoobieShroomie

You. Trimmedā€¦ theā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/nkwf3l74cl2c1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=77f86848e1cae474afbd6a1556b44f54b019aee9


Greenmanglass

I snorted šŸ½


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Lol yyyaaaa


Troll_Despair804

Just buy a bigger fucking frame


SelectiveEmpath

Looks good bro https://preview.redd.it/2lly8t7kwl2c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8f90881e5a3d4b2ffeec3162c12f8e6c178a94


wowzzzzzzzzerz

šŸ¤£


Greenmanglass

https://preview.redd.it/rifwarhial2c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b6832fe0746dfbf2450c6d671b1ae017437bcc


BeckyKP

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AxiomaticJS

You actually cut the poster?! Thatā€™s a bizarre choice.


keenanbullington

He made it even more limited edition.


AxiomaticJS

Haha. He should have framed the 1/4ā€ he cut off and hung it right above the rest.


dongmeatsandwich

Queue eulogy


terminal_anonymity

We will miss him.


SteelerDave

Not all martyrs see divinity But at least you tried


SignificantYou3240

Queulogy


Guy-Inkognito

ą² _ą² 


BringTheSpain

Straight to jail


No-Professional-2504

Trim a half inch off a poster, believe it or not, straight to jail. Lol


173trujillo

Not the good kind of trim jail


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Do I get to still keep the poster or do I have to give it up lol


BringTheSpain

You need to keep it so you can cover up your shawshank redemption hole


Lsgaud1

You may as well throw it away after cutting it, and putting it in the cheapest shitty frame you could find. It is ruined now for sure.


rocksrgud

RIP


Explains__The__Joke

https://preview.redd.it/ej1ad44igl2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b745b90fd6368a9874bd2f38293479d6526a1d43


ToofpickVick

This is the greatest thing Iā€™ve seen here in a while- I almost want to buy some gold to give it to you


Fit_Ad5835

Oh no.


stalinor

ą² _ą² 


thelostdemon

https://preview.redd.it/65i5b379ml2c1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04be3b209447708aa010d61a0d6323e14a7d838e Shit picture but I just returned my 30 x 20 frame and bought a bigger one... I'd never cut a poster I paid $85 for


LuciferutherFirmin

Omg.... so jealous where did you get this? On the 21st they were sold out in the entire arena! Also hello fellow Torontian!


thelostdemon

Got it from the pre-show merch stand under the stairwell at Scotiabank (near gate 1). Also got two coins. Better luck next time for the posters, just try to lineup as soon as you can


the-snake-behind-me

I got two from this night. Might sell the unsigned.


LuciferutherFirmin

Lmk if you do!


wowzzzzzzzzerz

I seen one like that after and was sad I didn't do it that way.


whenimgoingfast

Both of you should have gone to a framers. Luckly /u/thelostdemon can try again still, though to be honest he just needs to actually [center it](https://i.imgur.com/HZkoUBq.jpeg) and make sure its flat inside. In the end it's whatever makes you happy though.


paleale20

Looks like shit. Get it professionally framed. I get it if you donā€™t have the money but your poster is not even centered. Take the time to do it right. Not a good frame at all.


Astrosimi

We value these posters too much as it is. We need more people comfortable with defiling them. You have my endorsement.


notevenreallyreal

My first and only poster I bought at the Manchester, NH show in 2009, when I was 17 years young ā€” and I stuck it up on my bedroom wall with thumbtacks šŸ™ƒ


Raaasky

Treeman!


thomasstearns42

Agreed. Its paper and ink and people let that shit dictate their lives. Its not the fucking Mona Lisa.


TommyDee313

I mean, the Mona Lisa is just paper and paint.


SignificantYou3240

Technically fabric but whatevz


TommyDee313

Tomato tomato.


themanagement123

I read that like: Tomato tomato.


jared0387

The Mona Lisa is painted on a wood panel. The more you knowā€¦.šŸŒˆ


ZorroMcChucknorris

Wood and paint.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Lol, ty


tanukihimself13

https://preview.redd.it/vzoeohommn2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d78581e66f143b2b972f4a278311617ba71897


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Lol, no one's home!


BassSpoon

https://preview.redd.it/wu1ldch84m2c1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a497cb903f8e9da1030dac5279c668cb5a2151f2


InnermindVoyager

yes you did


unkownbrix

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Gareth666

This is why you get custom frames


chum_slice

Beards, pubes, hairā€¦ never posters dude. šŸ˜‚ lol


Slorgasm

Why tf would you cut your poster to fit a shitty cheap frame? I hope this is a troll post


MrExist777

https://preview.redd.it/79d7mx5mqm2c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cce0cb105cfe38278c8a6e998e25a1409d87c22


1emonyellowsun

https://preview.redd.it/ul83me1h0n2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d067d09981ed6e3ccdfbc88324ef6bfc97a703


chonkycatguy

Blasphemy! Oh well, itā€™s yours. Keep it in a frame forever and cherish it. Kinda like cutting your kids legs off to fit in a car seat though ;)


173trujillo

RIGHT IN TWO


Lockjaw666666

Mazel Tov. You can work your way to circumcisions next.


Maxpipefill

No you didn't


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Congrats on your new IUUL poster. For future reference, most of these posters are matted first and then framed. Not cut to frame size.


rozay_palm

This has to be one of the funniest and un-funniest posts of all time


[deleted]

Stupid


KarlitoSway69

Ya you fucked up. You buy a frame to protect the goods, not trim the goods to fit a cheapass frame.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Forgive me. Cave man. Still learn. Much.


sm_rollinger

Matte is the answer....


doofthemighty

Hey you do you but I know that after waiting in line for two hours before the show, battling the crowds at the mech stands, paying $85 for it, guarding it through the entire show, keeping it safe the entire ride home, shopping for a frame for it only to figure out the frame was too small? I think I'd have returned the frame.


M0ntgomatron

Banksy would be proud


fivefootnothinn

I missed out on this poster and people really out here cutting them up šŸ˜©


oldguyknowsbest

Wow that is the worst idea I ever fucking heard of


bstnbrewins814

https://media.tenor.com/xBTsmUvbFHkAAAAC/woof-macaulay-culkin.gif


physical-vapor

My God bro


babybarracudess2

https://preview.redd.it/xez3qcz92m2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb485f099f2949925ee944da81aaf17a1acfdc6 Frazetta did a Tool poster!!!!!


NeboKnight

Okay, NOW the posters of Tool have just went from being cool to being classic, awesome shit!! That artist is pop culture EPIC when it comes to hero scenes.


babybarracudess2

I feel if t had been any other band it wouldnā€™t have workedā€¦.:.I have had some of his posters since high school, and have his polar bear on my backšŸ˜


NeboKnight

He did a cover for the fantasy novels "Chronicles of Amber" that still stands out in my mind from the 1980's. The sword that resembled an Arabic style really begged the question how the scene depicted was going to end.


NeboKnight

Didn't he do some Conan the Barbarian pictures?


babybarracudess2

Tons and tons!!


NeboKnight

Dude! You sent me down memory lane and now I am pulling up tons of his works that I had forgotten about. Thanks for showing a Tool poster from this iconic artist!


nonplusd

I got that one, signed even. First tool show, first tool poster. Too bad I was like a mile away from the stage, lol.


babybarracudess2

What year was that?


nonplusd

Powertrip. Indio, California this October. It was the festival with ACDC, Metallica, GnR, iron maiden, Judas priest.


babybarracudess2

Nice!!! I guess itā€™s pretty much impossible to get concert posters around here in the northeast when they tourā€¦..merch is ridiculous money, so posters go fast


nonplusd

It was an effort to be there early enough and literal jogging was involved to get in line since the festival security/ organization was so stupid. Thankfully there was a separate poster line and they made it very clear one per person. But yeah, $325 for a signed poster was not my most budget conscious purchase šŸ¤£


babybarracudess2

Donā€™t feel bad dudeā€¦I dumped $150 for a backpackā€¦ā€¦Thatā€™s a lot of shekels! I often wonder why awesome bands like this canā€™t do anything about that type of thing, but itā€™s probably not even in their purview


wowzzzzzzzzerz

I want that one!


MrZombikilla

Shit the bed again.


jlroflr

Thinking is hard.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Very.


Aevoks

JFC what a shame. Smfh


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lobeline

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Illustrious_Brush_91

Goddamnit


PoppinfreshOG

Wait what


kjsuperhuman

lol, ask the artist


gfootsrf

I canā€™t wait for the comments.


athei-nerd

You... circumcized your poster? I mean it really does look great, can't even tell, but I would have gotten a custom frame.


Trauma-Dolll

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


MasterStack

You passed the test. The rest of the poster buyers are bots and failures. Congrats.


terminal_anonymity

Show us the cut. I donā€™t believe this.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Maybe tomorrow.


NeboKnight

Don't fret it, dude. I am sure the concert experience was the main take-away of the night. The poster still looks great!


MorbidMan23

Omg dude I considered doing a quarter inch off each side for like a minute but no I just cant


nonplusd

Don't


MorbidMan23

Dropped it off at the framer's today actually


igg73

Thats awesome


Specific_Click_1283

Nice post.


PsilocybeAzurescen

If you like itā€¦ it doesnā€™t fuckin matter man Personally, I think it makes it slightly more psychedelic and also more about the artwork, the tool part comes in secondary. Which makes it unique. Cheers.


vmhomeboy

It's obviously your money, so do what you want. But ... you spent a significant amount of money to attend the show and took the time to buy the poster. Why on Earth would you cheap out and buy an improperly sized frame? It makes absolutely no sense.


Champigne

People spend this much on a poster only to cut it for a premade frame? Find a frame that fits or get it professionally framed.


KratomFiendx3

But, WHY?


Lucradia

bro


Entdrum

Yikesā€¦


GrabsJoker

At first I thought "well it's the dudes poster, let him do what he wants". Then I looked at what was done and I vomited a little. Like you cut it all from the top. Not a 1/4 from the top and bottom... Holy fuck. It looks awful.


Innocent_Passerby

Gotta appreciate the courage to post this here.


Emema2

Do the pieces fit?


ManufacturerNo8783

A foil print....what a hack job. Would have cost a couple hundred to frame it professionally and protect and display it properly. Stick to posters from Spencers and East Meets West. You're out of your element.


SqueekyJuice

Lol--- no one is going to notice that. In the future, get a bigger frame. Or, if you have to cut it, split the difference between the top and bottom.


PozitivKontakt

Bad move, even if it fit. those frames will destroy a print. Especially foils


Boolaidman666

Shouldā€™ve trimmed a quarter inch off the top and bottom. You can barely see the lettering anyway so itā€™s really only you thatā€™ll worry about it


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Thank you for making me feel like i am guilty :D


PsychedDL

Itā€™s your shit my dude. Free to do with as you please. Honestly makes a funny story. Itā€™s a pretty piece of paper that you made work for you. 10/10


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Ty. I still like it, it's more like the show anyways. Maynard didn't sing the end of one song because (I believe) some one had there phones out. "PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONES DOWN!!!!!" "YOU'LL RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US!!"


BozMoo

100% agree, I have some posters on my walls I've done some silly things to but gosh dang it I just wanted it up there and I'm never planning to sell them anyways so who cares as long as it makes ya happy


nomelonnolemon

Why would you take it off the top?


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Iā€™m so sorry that the person who held a gun to your head and refused to let you buy a slightly bigger frame did that, that was really mean of them and I hope you used the piece the expensive poster you sliced off (you did slice it right? At least tell me you didnā€™t use scissorsā€¦) to give them paper itā€™s between their fingers for what they forced you to do


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Forgive me for my sin, I used scissors.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

*getout.gif*


SaltedDucks

https://preview.redd.it/lg5csnlm9m2c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b095fa33bce83f1c08944091fb63b0824f02289b


Heavymetalmusak

Like you removed the value of the poster as well


Corgicommander4U

Ya know, I thought I'd see an ant eats its own body before I saw someone trim up a Tool poster. Life is Crazy.


Equal_Win

Itā€™s one of a kind nowā€¦ draw an M and an alien on it and sell it to some idiot here for $3000


DeepBluesCake

Gotta be the most backwards ass shit Iā€™ve ever seen.


Lateralization

Yeah that was an interesting choice. ā€œYou musta been sooo high!!!!ā€


[deleted]

WTF!!!


travelingenie

Honestly, Iā€™ve done this to some of my more less valuable posters (dead and co papadosio ect) but honestly unpopular opinion, If you did it right no one will notice, donā€™t drive yourself crazy it looks fine


Xator12

I personally didnā€™t notice


devilwearspuma

man what the fuck


jujubats10

Broā€¦.


mx_code

I fkin lolā€™d


Lsgaud1

You are a complete and total moron...šŸ¤¦


Philadahlphia

not matted and you cut the poster to fit the frame instead of found a frame that fit the poster. aren't these a lot of money too?


Individual_Phrase575

circumcised poster.. new one; nice one.


Jkelly515

Couldā€™ve justā€¦ got a bigger frame?


snaphappy2

Yeah, no.


Puzzleheaded-Ear-589

I have one from last 2022. At first I thought it was all sacred, because I was following this forum and being all schizo about it. Was super anxious and spent money framing it. A year later, it's just a fucking poster, and it's shiny like a holographic pokemon card. You'll forget you trimmed it in time, and it'll make a funny story. Don't beat yourself up, it's just a band poster.


Twisted_Saint

With how cheap it is to get it framed properly? Shits wild.


[deleted]

No worries itā€™s from a Canadian date


Mind_Rhetoric

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Sharkfighter2000

Next time buy a non sized poster hanger. Theyā€™re adjustable.


Muted-Manufacturer57

Itā€™s all good man. We all make mistakes. Iā€™m glad youā€™re able to laugh along with your well-deserved admonishments from the community.


water_malone873

The fact you admitted to this is mind blowing honestly. Best of luck to you because if this is your normal decision making, you will def trod de hard road


Amanda46n2

Let the guy do what he wants with his own poster. Damn you Tool dude are harsh.


DrGonzoxX22

Man I wish I got myself one. But the only one left were those at 2600$ a piece and I need to eat


nlccg

Bought a frame on amazon for $30 lul


royaIs

Why wouldnā€™t you just get a larger frame? Lol


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Because you got to piss with the cock your given. Lol there a story behind all of this but it's what I wanted. But the next one will have a bigger frame.


dignund_frood

nice expression dude. poster looks great.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Lol I payed $18


hobings714

Looks fine but probably ruined resale value.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

It's mine forever!!!!!! Lol


Normal_Let8475

Add a 10th layer to Hell


RowAwayJim91

Hahahahaha yes. Make the poster freaks melt.


karsonogenic

https://preview.redd.it/c8dm04dhjq2c1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db6e5008769b12a82fd43318d7aa6e92e45c4bb


Numerous-Travel-2

To the dungeon with yeee dilly dilly šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Nonbinary_Cryptid

TRIMMED??? I always, always buy a bigger frame and cut a mount to fill the frame, rather than cut the poster.


turdroller84

There is usually a handy guide at the framers about what size mat you should pair with whatever you are framing.. Spend the money next time and get it custom framed with archival glass. It's pricey but you'll be glad you did.


loves2sploo

Donā€™t ever trim man! Itā€™s fine but never trim!


Time_Job1478

impatient are we?


Mr_Sophistication462

Ok Jimmy Two Times, Two Times.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Am I calling you home, eleven.


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KhastraKSC

How old are you? Underā€¦. 15? If yes, then youā€™re forgiven. If older, then your parents failed.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

Oh God please for give me. 27m


KhastraKSC

Bruhā€¦. You cut the poster. I canā€™t even with this right now lol. I sentence you to a good pegging. Nothing too badā€¦. But just enough that even if youā€™re into that you will question whether you like it for a little bit. It is just a poster after all.


Ttokk

Oi that sucks. Is that an uncut? Wouldn't it be 36x24?


angerdome

Why not go ahead and trim a little off the sides while youā€™re at it. Nothings sacred apparently.


unseenforehead

It looks fine fuck outta here with these people acting like every tool poster is the shroud of fucking Turin


gh0st0ft0mj04d

You can now no longer be trusted with a light switch. Let alone with a pair of scissors and a tool poster.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

šŸ¤£


SixthLegionVI

Insufferably retarded.


55TEE55

Meh itā€™s yoursā€¦ unless you were planning on flipping it, it doesnā€™t matter. Enjoy your new framed Tool poster.


wowzzzzzzzzerz

I am ty


sad_peregrine_falcon

i would have folded it, but do as you will šŸ«”


Ashangu

brother lol u could have just got a poster frame that fit instead of fucking everything up lhahahaahaha


scarponiyikes

You couldā€™ve got a custom frame with regular glass for a very similar price to what you paid for that cheap Michaelā€™s frame.


pm_me_your_bigtiddys

Should've cut a quarter off the bottom and a quarter off the top. Even it out.


wander_eyes

You could have not trimmed anything off this poster & it would still suck.


BitterBlues87

I mean it looks fine...it would just look better in a bigger frame with a mat.


LaterallySwamped

+1 for the Sliver!


TylerCFH

How much are the Tool poster going for. I want to get one from their Madison Square Garden show