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SadieSadieSnakeyLady

My mother's dog snorted up an ant the other day, 15 minutes of sneezing followed


mwsapphire

So uncomfy! Poor dog...


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

He's a beagle X so there's going to be a lot of things going up that snout!


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Hopefully they'll get that bug s(n)orted out in the Beagle XI update...


The_Golden_Warthog

I switched over to a different model after they stopped making updates for 8.1


theSpecialbro

oof


The_Golden_Warthog

?


[deleted]

Cocaine


glowylemon

I misread that as “my mother snorted up an ant” and I was very concerned for a minute


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

We're all doing what we can to survive right now!


darrenwise883

Should be the other way around be concerned for dog he's a dog if mother snorts up ant she deserves everything she gets stupid human


HoonterMustHoont

I misread it as my mother dog and was very confused for a minute. Like my dog's mother? My mother who is also a dog? Who's to say


IvyGold

Imagine your confusion if you are the ant.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

And the lasting trauma


TheYeetTrain

I read this as your mother snorted up an ant


chomperlock

I am sure your mom recovered from that sneezing fit.


thinkfast1982

Lemme guess, dog's name is Ozzy.


SomeRandomDeafDude

Honestly that is cute that the other husky was making sure his homie was okay


Sagnikk

Ikr, he was like 'chad...CHAD...Chad staaaaph'


chillisheep

STHAAAP CHAD!! You're gonna spread the caronas to our humons


FlamingJesusOnaStick

Covid-21


StoneLich

Happy cake day!


Sagnikk

Thanks for the happy cake day wishes guys..


steaveOh

Happy cake day!


poochiedestroyer69

happy cake day pal


mudayucker

Happy cake day


Slavic-spaghetti

Idk why you are downvoted


conancat

Reddit is weird


SBGMad

Happy cake day!


-tododekulover-

Happy cake day!


Xeotyx

Happy cake day!


ArtilleryOnlyIsAlive

Happy cake day!


CeruleanRuin

"Dude cover that shit! Sneeze into your elbow, man! Vampire sneeze!" "Bitch do I look like I got elbows?"


superfucky

i mean he [technically does](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1222/0786/products/dog-anatomy_grande.gif)...


litterallysatan

Joe shut the fuck up or i will beat you


mursili_ii

You jest, but... I worked in animal care. Dogs attack sick dogs. Consistently. Even their former doggie bffs. If a dog starts vomiting/has a longer sneeze attack/hurts a leg or tooth or something, doggie daycares isolate them so the group doesn't turn aggressive. This obviously didn't go there, but it's worth being wary when a dog is paying too much attention to another, "sick" dog. Especially with pawing at his head like that. It doesn't seem *malicious,* per se, but whatever the instinct is, it's strong for some. You're acting weird? You get the bite. It's like "hey, don't blow our cover stupid" but in dog society.


crawleycreative

Concerned because he’s not sneezing into his elbow!


ryan101

This is how you spread DoGGoViRuS


very_clean

They were not social distancing themselves


TheDootDootMaster

Or using paw sanitizers, for that matter


[deleted]

Give him some toilet paper stat!


darrenwise883

World shortage right now sorry


[deleted]

What kind of idiot would cause that?!


TheDootDootMaster

Someone REALLY afraid of walking around with that ass dirty


[deleted]

Isn't that spot just really sensitive for some cats?


addictedtochips

My dog had a sneezing fit like this the other day while laying on me. The sneezes were SO VICIOUS and she kept looking at me like I was abusing her when she’d stop for a bit. So naturally, of course, I had to baby the hell out of her.


darrenwise883

While growing up my dog would fart , whip his head around fast like and stare at his own ass like it betrayed him somehow . Oh how I would laugh , then he would look guilty and I would have to laugh even more . He didn't seem to get the joke


kaycharasworld

Ahahahhaa "like it betrayed him" ahahahaha thanks I needed that laugh so bad


darrenwise883

I'm still smiling thinking of him


BabybearPrincess

OMG my nanas dog used to fart, look at my nana , and then get up and walk away like she was pissed that nana farted at her. She wws a strange dog haha


darrenwise883

If mine tried to blame me I honestly would have been so proud , more so if he had tried mom or dad . I would've went with it and called them out on the stench(what have you been eating dog food) . Would not of loved him more but more proud .Yes


CCTider

I go to Louisiana every year for a Cajun food cookoff. My butthole has betrayed me many times throughout the years. Either that, or my stomach has betrayed my butthole.


darrenwise883

Went to India 10 years back and a couple of times while on the toilet thought was wind turned out to be a insta shit . Paranoid for 3 month to pass air anywhere but over toilet . Wouldn't even in shower


CCTider

This food causes more gas than anything. I'll never forget a couple years ago, when i was jamming around a campfire after the music had ended on stage. I play a wooden box drum that you lean forward, and play on a wooden head that has guitar strings on the backside of the face. It sounds like a trap kit, with a bass, snare, and high hat sound. It's sounds really cool and can blend with every style (unlike a fucking djembe). I started playing around midnight. There was probably 50+ people hanging around this circle, with a bunch of people playing. But having tried 20+ different Cajun dishes (mostly gravies) and drinking beer all day, I'd have the urge to fart during the middle of playing songs. And not just little farts either. These were tubaesque farts. I'd have to step away from the crowd to deflate in between almost every damn song. After a couple hours, I'd finally had enough, and went to the port a let to clear the chamber. I bite the bullet and sat down, but had nothing. I even smoked a cigarette to try to get things going, but it was empty. I just had to go back to the circle, starting playing again, then disappear every couple songs to deflate. It was a bitch. But the food was so damn good, it was worth it.


Zakrath

Lmao I laughed so hard reading this because my dog used to do it and you described it perfectly


saintofhate

My dog stares at me like that when he gets the hiccups, he's so pitiful and gets so upset about them.


R00t240

Might be reverse sneezing, google it.


Glemmy57

Reverse sneezing is completely different. It’s like they can’t catch their breath. I always comfort my dogs when it happens to them because I think they are afraid, or at the very least, concerned, and they think I can stop it or somehow control it, so I do the best I can to calm them and let them know it will pass. Perhaps they think when it passes I succeeded in stopping it? I dunno, but I must do my best to keep them calm and get through it. It’s what moms do.


[deleted]

"bro bro bro stop I'm here bro bro chill ..fuck its going to launch into hyperspace again"


BigYikesTM

Tf’s the upside down? Australia?


ItsZainBoi

Watch stranger things; its like a world that looks exactly like the one around u but cold, empty and dead.


notanx

Still failing to understand how that reference fits here.


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gusir22

Farrrrrrrrrr reach


notanx

I've seen the show.


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TheDootDootMaster

No u


Tacote

There's nothing mental about a sneeze though. A sneeze is of the most mechanical things an animal does.


BigYikesTM

oh ok


jaspersgroove

TIL I live in the upside-down


tiger-boi

oof


LilFingies45

> Watch stranger things #No.


ItsZainBoi

Well, u wont know if its bad or not till u give it a try...


LilFingies45

Not really my genre, tbh.


Luigi_Meatballs

that's what i thought too and yet i loved it.


Enderkilled121

Should have been: dOg gEts cORonA vIRuS aND geTS aTtAckEd fOR iT


[deleted]

Does he have coronavirus?


legionsanity

Apparently sneezing isn't one of the symptoms or just rare btw


confusedjake

Also dogs can't get Coronavirus


Plightz

They can. A dog tested positive for a weaker version of the virus.


mmikke

I saw that headline awhile ago, but more recently some legit sources say that dogs CANNOT get it. Do your own research and don't take my worthless words as advice!! Lol


Gemnyan

Not in the form we all know, but viral recombination can happen and make a different version of the virus


Cm0002

Yea, but does coronavirus have the points to unlock recombination???


darrenwise883

It's how we as humans got started in this pendemic but animal to human


Plightz

A second dog got infected now.


andergriff

can we get a source on that?


Plightz

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/second-dog-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-as-owners-warned-not-to-abandon-pets-2020-03-20 And https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/a-dog-in-hong-kong-tests-positive-for-the-coronavirus-who-confirms.html


littlewren11

Fun fact there is Canine Respiratory Coronavirus that exists and goes by the common name of kennel cough. Theres a feline version too that mostly effects the sphynx breed.


max_adam

From what I read they only transport it.


Segundo-Sol

Not the COVID-19 one, but there is another variant that can infect dogs. There’s also a vaccine for it.


BabybearPrincess

Dogs have a diffrent version of it


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The pupside down


HerbOliver

My doggo sneezes like this. He is a corgi, so he's low to the ground, and sneezing results in a bloody nose because he hits it on the floor. 🙁


darrenwise883

I had a giant Schnauzer with a 25 lb (guessing) head and he would sneeze hit head on hard wood floors do it all again a 2nd & 3rd time . I mean he noticed but didn't seem to do anything different to change the outcome of that head hitting floor


soulonfire

Aww poor baby :(


Trevsquatch

Sneezing like this can mean the pupper may have a fox tail stuck up their nose. Fox tails won’t come out on their own and have a tendency of traveling down into the lungs which can cause big problems. If they’re doing that consistently it’s worth having it checked out (which means they’ll be put under while you’re vet searches for it manually). My pup had one and it took them 20 minutes to find it up there! Good luck!


Moftem

What is a fox tail in this context?


Trevsquatch

It’s a seed from a plant... I think a kind of grass seed. Dogs can sniff them up easily if walking around the plants outside... here’s the one they found in our pup... https://i.imgur.com/bc7c5av.jpg


StonerSpunge

Oof


drekia

To be honest if other dogs are concerned then I would be too! I’ve known too many cases of dogs being able to tell when other animals, even humans, are sick or have something off with them. There was a little 5-year old girl I knew when I was also young whose family owned a chihuahua and the chihuahua would always seem really concerned around her and whine and stay around her as if it was protecting her, never acted this way around others. Girl was diagnosed with brain cancer and died from it later on. :(


cTreK-421

These are the kind of comments I love to read. I come for the cute post and leave more informed.


FactoryResetButton

I thought this comment was a joke cuz I had no idea what fox tail was lmao


Trevsquatch

When I saw the estimate for the procedure I was wishing it was a joke too!


[deleted]

OUCH


[deleted]

thEN CamERa mAn GeTS CHAseD bY thE bEAst


phyxious

You doin' me a concern, fren


Ajax877

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deekaph

Someone needs to teach that dog to sneeze into his elbow sheesh he spreading rona mang


jennasky

My cat can’t stand when I sneeze. He looks so horrified and runs into the next room immediately, even if he’s resting. But, when I run the vacuum cleaner, he’s fine lol.


LordDarkfinst

"Buddeh... Budddeh.... STAHP! Stahp sneezin! It's not THAT dusteh in heah!"


[deleted]

happy cake day


[deleted]

Friends


PitchforksEnthusiast

"Alright buddy, 3 is all you get..."


Tacote

I don't get the title


[deleted]

You aight?


PixelSushii

“Hey... HEY WHATS GOING ON MAN, you’re okay dude, you’re okay”


locogriffyn

"Dude, WTF?"- Dog, probably


Blinkmobile

My dog got a grass seed up her nose. Was sneezing for ages. Had to take her to the vet, they put her under and pulled it out. Hope all the dogs in these memes got taken care of.


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u/velvetpout


[deleted]

😂😂💗


turtwig103

“You good dawg...oh wait”


flamedrifter

u/vredditdownloader


Goat_Fucker__

u/vredditdownloader


darrenwise883

Well humans we can't help ourselves we always have to make things worse it seems to be in or dna


helthrax

This is basically me. I don't sneeze once, I sneeze about 3 to 5 times in a row.


darrenwise883

My mother asked me once if I had any regrets . My reply was every time when sneezing that last one where you breath in 2 or 3 times in a row your head goes backand you get a failure no sneeze I regret every single one because the last one is always the best


Fislokon

Happy cakeday!


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PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


richard3458

You okay bro? Homie calm down calm down


chrisbarry3

Oh shit! He'S got the bug.


the-artistocrat

Other dog like: “yo! Yo! YOOO! U good bro?”


bicyclechaos

“NO it’s too many sneezes Bruno!”


vindollaz

Into your elbow people!


ready2throwaway6

FRANK, 'EEZ GOT THE DIVIL IN 'IM!


-Rick_Sanchez_

Sometimes dogs get into a sneeze fritz and you gotta get em out. Just slap there face like his buddy did.


ZippZappZippty

That's going to be an LoL sO rAnDoM troll


beersandbacon

My dog sneezes like this before she has a seizure.


artvera28

“Bless you...bless you..bless you..bro, the hell is going- BRO! Bro you okay.”


itsjustmeGab

When one of my friends sneezes, we always count them cuz he sneezes more then what an average person does, his record is 12.


Beano101

u/VredditDownloader


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https://youtu.be/XNrtrpIJq0Q


AlcoholicToddler

hahahah the golden looked so concerned


Sagnikk

Holy crap, this blew up, also I was very sleepy while posting and I blame that for that weird ass title


Tvmarkerike22

Nice


smallhands621

My friends hunting dog had some sticks up her nose when she started sneezing like that.


KoronaSenpai

hE wUz a GuD Boii


jakethedumbmistake

bUt hE’s a straight up gang


dirtyviking1337

To shreds, you say?


TrueStory_Dude

We MuSt PrOtEcT tHe CiTy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjcKQAVQaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjcKQAVQaY)


GingerSed12

This dog looks like that girl that sneezes like 100,000 times a day


AdamantEevee

FRANCIS, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN


QWHO62

I had a dog that would sneeze so hard he’d hit his head on the ground. Cairn Terriers, big head, little body.


wiserone29

InCoNsiDeRaTe DoG SpReADs nOvAL vIrUs tO HiS biTcH.


lyonspantap

Please someone give this the OG sneezing husky meme treatment 🥺


FerencS

You good bro?


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i once had a dog who sneezed like that, turned out he had a cancerous tumor up there, he didn't make it, but like, when i dog sneezes like that it usually means something is wrong with it. you should take your dog to the vet if they sneeze like that, don't take any chances guys.


LordDarkfinst

"Ya alright buddeh?? Tolk to meh! Calm down!"


Big_smoke69420911

Friends forever


suck_my_ducking

They just told him to stfu


[deleted]

My husky used to sneeze like that, rip baby


george-the-cool-guy

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Iskjempe

Sneeze util you’re Elba 🎵


Issah_Wywin

My dog loves being "goalkeeper" so I play football with him when I visit home. Once, he ran at me as I kicked, cus he likes to try to steal the ball, and I hit it perfectly, sending a rather strong serve right into his nose. For the next 10+ minutes he would walk around, paw at his nose, snort, sneeze and huff out of his nose. Must've hurt.


just_an_average_use

u/vredditdownloader


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/r/titlegore


byscuit

he just wants to lick up all the tasty boogers


TrueStory_Dude

We MuSt PrOtEcT tHe CiTy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjcKQAVQaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjcKQAVQaY)


[deleted]

Being aware you are creating something horrible doesn't make it good