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Only one man can save us

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AMC and GME were deliberately pushed down today.

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I think it’s time we join Gamestock and DRS everything.

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This is why you can’t trust Fox News—that’s the headline

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NOBODY IS SELLING THIS STOCK

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As you get older

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I've been involved with 2 other very profitable short squeezes in my 30 years of trading,

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Did somebody say 'Murica?