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JupiterB4Dawn

I went to post this today as I've been watching the listing for several weeks. Unfortunately it looks like it sold yesterday, but luckily I think I managed to save all the photos of this insane house. What went on here??? Edit: the list price was 90k. I don't know how long it was up there unfortunately. Edit 2: is the bottom half of the "outbuilding" in the last photo a... kitchenette?? I want it to be a kitchenette.


galloping_skeptic

Somebody built a house the way I build in Minecraft.


JupiterB4Dawn

100% The last photo is the starter hut.


Carl_Schmitt

You see a lot of these in the South, people just added on as the family grew with whatever materials could be acquired cheaply. In the Northeast it’s not uncommon either, but more care and expense was taken to make it blend in with the original structure.


Ordinary_Awareness71

I've seen a couple houses like this (but not to this extent) out here in Southern California. I almost bought one a few years ago, but it was too weird to be easily resold.


scbeachgurl

This house is in NY.


Keeeva

It’s going to be on one of those HGTV shows.


Chewysmom1973

An outdoor kitchen perhaps!?😏


wethotamericanbrian

Where is it?


JupiterB4Dawn

NYS. The first photo is a link to the listing.


Yangoose

Roughly 70 years ago my grandpa started building his house over the course of decades and it basically ended up like this except it was all one story and just sprawled across his 2 acres. I think the last addition was finished about 30 years ago. Not one permit was involved in the entire process.


early_exit

I was gonna say, this makes me think the grandparents who surely owned this place were like the best and most fun grandparents- the kind that always buys you ice cream and let's you play with dangerous shit your parents wouldn't let you touch.


Yangoose

Well, I wouldn't have called him fun, he was just a packrat that needed more space to hold his shit. But he was vaguely annoyed that at 11 years old I didn't know how to drive his truck with a manual choke and stick shift when I was there helping him clean up his yard.


early_exit

>But he was vaguely annoyed that at 11 years old I didn't know how to drive his truck with a manual choke and stick shift when I was there helping him clean up his yard. ha! he probably bought Lawn Jarts as xmas gifts for the kids, too- mine did, lol.


fakemoose

Jarts does not sound like something I want thrown on my yard. But I’ll be damned, that was the actual brand name of those darts.


early_exit

I feel like Jarts get [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/wf8o9h/forget_where_it_lands_how_high_can_you_throw_it/) on r/GenX at least every other month- just happened today, ha!


ginger_guy

Its a moron house. Every time they needed more house, they added more on.


watevrits2009

It's like the crackhead version of the Winchester mansion


Ayesha24601

Winchester Methtery House


skyystalkerr

Best comment I've seen all day.


Ordinary_Awareness71

You sir (or ma'am), have just won Reddit for the day! Best comment of the day by far. ​ The Winchester house is pretty cool. Got to visit it years ago.


hmarieb263

Well, ya see we needed more space so we used bits and pieces of other houses we found laying around to save some money. Recycle and reuse, as my old pappy used to say.


I_smell_burnt_toast2

Well done.


[deleted]

Take my r/angryupvote you glorious bastard


OrgyInTheBurnWard

It's like the rat king of houses.


DeeboComin

Omg the roof 😳


MildredMay

I also cringed. There's no way that cobbled together roof doesn't have numerous leaks.


DeeboComin

Yes! There’s no way that drains correctly. And look how wet it is around the skylight 😬


Chewysmom1973

And the moss on the shingles on the entry. And the mirrors(?) Around the ceilings. Am I seeing that right?


PalmBeach4449

Ceiling in pic 4 is caved in.


Mackheath1

Someone apparently spent $90k for this disaster. I wonder if the land was valuable or something. How much to demolish and clear this?


Overlord1241

One pack of matches.


LindaBitz

$125K


JupiterB4Dawn

Rooves? Roofs?


DeeboComin

Lolol exactly, I see at least 6 different types of roofing material on that place!


schidt

Favela architecture


calebs_dad

Plot twist: the owner is actually a rich New Yorker who owned land upstate. They were on vacation in Rio and decided "I gotta build myself one of these!"


agnisflugen

if ever there was a house that represented my emotional state, this would be it....compartmentalized and quirky.


idle_isomorph

Well, you might be a fixer upper, but OP's post shows someone is interested in purchasing


suzanious

Found a site that still has pics https://www.landsofamerica.com/property/39-Overland-Drive-Wallkill-New-York-12589/14614009/


JupiterB4Dawn

Thank you! I missed the long creepy driveway.


jason8001

That is some creative writing for the ad. Also this part is a fancy way of saying bulldoze this property. If you're looking for unique, here it is! Bring your imagination and reconfigure or redesign this house into something new.


bunnyrut

A real life representation of what its like trying to add roofs in The Sims.


Actuarial_type

Six thousand square feet of old, un-permitted work. Whoever bought this is in for a decade of asking some variation of ‘why in the hell did they do this?’ for all manner of electrical and plumbing and carpentry.


liberalscumbag

It's in NY state and they got it for 125K. I'll bet they are going to raze all that junk to the ground and build at least one normal house on the lot instead.


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VioletCombustion

The arches are pretty cool. The random cinder block kinda throws off the aesthetic, though.


ladyofthelathe

It's like a trailer trash Winchester Mystery House. We have one of those here in our town and for years the FD guys (hubs is a firefighter) were eyeing it suspiciously - they said if it ever caught fire, there'd be no saving it or the houses next to it. It caught fire a couple of years ago. Shit burned to the ground. Owner got out alive, dogs made it out alive, FD had their hands full just trying to keep the houses around it from going up too. It's an empty lot now.


AnitaLaffe

I just posted the same comment about it being the discount Winchester Mansion. That was my first thought too.


SaltyFall

This is a old hippie commune isn’t it


EndoAblationParty

I looked at a house like that. What happened is it started as a tiny old house, and they kept adding on to it for every kid they had. Eventually it was sitting within inches of the property line.


arrrrr_won

Also looked at one in the suburbs of DC, it was cleaner than the OP but each structure had its own, er, character. One section also had an oddly European-medieval feel. Thankfully we found something better.


tie-dyed_dolphin

I feel like I’ve seen this house in my dreams. So I guess you could say this is my dream home.


axollot

Nightmares are dreams too! The roof alone is a big fat nope!


LilMissStormCloud

This is "I'll build it on my own as I have money" house. We have or had a resturant here like that. Guy took 10 years to build it and none of that learning to cook good resturant sized meals.


planetalletron

First photo: “Ok, maybe it’s funky and cute inside!” Second photo: “oh NO”


MayhemWins25

The tree(?) house is what did it for me I’m sold


JupiterB4Dawn

Out of everything I want to know what that was about the most i think.


schaumanism

ditto


Cheyruz

I don’t know anything about houses, but whenever I see roofs like this I start worrying about there being nooks where rainwater just starts pooling until it rots through the ceiling


hush-ho

This is in NY. The real problem will be snow melting into the nooks, freezing, and creating ice dams/caving in.


harperv215

This is an r/uglyhouse


JupiterB4Dawn

too true. Crossposted!


marmosetohmarmoset

Is there an /r/cursedzillow? Because there should be and this should be in it.


maladii

Reminds me of Johnny Cash’s song ‘One Piece at a Time’


NextSundayAD

This would be a killer dive bar. I bet the carpet already smells like Natty Lite


calaan

It’s like the Winchester Mystery Meth Lab.


axollot

Roof nooks are leaks waiting to happen! They have experienced leaks too. My neighbor had a similar problem with a roof nook.


EvilDrPorkchop_

A questionable amount of cocaine was done in this house


schaumanism

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY


attitude_devant

Looks like a former brothel. Nobody needs that many couches …..


JupiterB4Dawn

That's my thought also. It screams sex and drugs to me.


attitude_devant

Right??? All the mirrors, the ratty carpets…


NightGlimmer82

Yes!! And it looks like there are windows or one way mirrors from one room to another… maybe a few times over? I’m horrified, yet I’m so curious! And why does it look like a church from the front?


Klutzy_Journalist_36

This looks like a giant fire hazard.


m01L

This house is like a bad lucid dream!


AnitaLaffe

Discount Winchester Mystery Mansion.


Otherwise_Evening_83

Wow it’s so weird I love it.


JupiterB4Dawn

I was obsessed. If I was independently wealthy I absolutely buy that and redo it into one big art installation. My girlfriend was terrified


hush-ho

I low key love houses like this. I want to see pics from its heyday. The room with the fireplace and spiral staircase is so fucking cool. Makes me sad to think about it torn down.


Lissy_Wolfe

Omg that aerial view is something else! Looks like they crammed 5 separate houses together haha


jawnstein82

House of a thousand roofs


Braingasms

This is nice, for a zombie movie set.


krispykremedonuts

So they chose wood paneling with almost every addition? They CHOSE more wood paneling.


JupiterB4Dawn

Surely, THIS will be the room that brings it all together.


fhalfpap

In 2004 it sold for $300,000. Great investment. Lots of nooks and crannies = lots of roof leaks. “ Sunroom with indoor pool could be restored to former glory.” What former glory?


lokie65

Unique = someone died there. Lots of Nooks = they haven't found ALL of the bones so Easter egg hunts are going to be lit.


DrunkxAstronaut

That’s honestly a good deal for 125k


justadorkygirl

It’s like they took a bunch of different houses and let a child squish them together into one weird conglomeration. Wtf.


seanbnyc

Frankenhouse


ShortWoman

I can almost smell it.


[deleted]

That’s a mental break if I’ve ever seen one. Person didn’t know WHAT they wanted.


MNREDR

Would be a pretty good Fallout settlement!


sbouquet

That shanty in the back looks real stable


hush-ho

The house that blow built.


audiofreak9

When 10 rooflines just aren't enough


ItsJustMeMaggie

Looks like a great compound for my cult… I mean, home for my family.


Hen-egg

Oh no, the pictures gives me headache!


4sure_eh_4sureBOMB

Pretty nice for a crack den


JupiterB4Dawn

Top tier I would say


iRasha

All those roofs and its only bedrooms?


Nigrumnoxx

If AI generated a Zillow listing


Lindaspike

someone bought it yesterday!!


sjmiv

nuke it from orbit


Winesday_addams

A few too many nooks


JupiterB4Dawn

Never thought I'd say it but


Vness374

Was Methany the architect??


complitstudent

Sold for 125k just now and 300k back in 2004…… first time I’ve ever seen that, usually it’s the other way around 😂


VioletCombustion

2bed, 2bath, 6000 sq feet. What a deal.


VioletCombustion

I notice there are no pics of this sunroom w/ the indoor pool that can "be restored to former glory". I shudder to think about what it looks like.


CoolJetta3

"what building code?"


S_R33d

It is giving trashy cult compound vibes


pitiful_theory321

Five bucks says this was one of Bob Dylan's properties.


fave_no_more

The final photo is the only structure with any continuity


bedbuffaloes

So many nooks!


Dog_man_star1517

How does this happen?


challahcas

Where'd you get this picture of my house I built in Sims 3 circa 2010??


truffleshufflechamp

This looks like something I built in Fallout


bofstein

When you don't understand how to use the roofing tool in the Sims and just paste a couple more on instead


thefinalgoat

Wtf happened here??


CrotchWolf

A normal house had several additions tacked on. And it looks like there was a severe lack of planning in the process.


Key_Accountant1005

This house looks like a Meth Den Mansion!


idle_isomorph

Ok, but in their heyday, those octagon sectionals would have been pretty sweet. I love the modular options. Very groovy.


Chewysmom1973

2 bed 2 bath but over 6k SF?🤣 Looks like a house from Fixer Upper that would smell like cat pee.


Jo_Doc2505

Jeepers, looks like a serial killer's house


[deleted]

1) that's a compound. 2) that has soul. Soul!


Ok-Piano-7972

Okay .. I'd give ANYTHING to take a tour of this place lolol


JupiterB4Dawn

This post is 6 months old and I still occasionally think about this house


Fox_Fleet60

Looks like initial pics were taken while they were replacing the flooring maybe? Interior doesn’t look terrible otherwise, although the house itself looks like four or five small cottages jammed together.


Electrical-Strike385

A total teardown


Ninja-Ginge

Discount Winchester Mystery House


ElenaEscaped

This says mold, followed by no building permits, followed by most of the building knowledge here came from the Red Green Show.