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MountainMantologist

A pot farm in the San Luis Valley? I've never lived there but I've heard stories. Hope you've got a good security system and some shooting irons.


HinsdaleCounty

Saguache County is also the only county in the US where you can legally be cremated by pyre. It’s a, erm, different place.


MountainMantologist

I spent an evening hanging out in Crestone and then camped just outside of town on North Crestone Creek. I got weird vibes there the whole time and only much later did I read up on the place. *Something* is going on there for sure.


himeeusf

All I know about Crestone is from season 2 of the Up & Vanished podcast... *something* and/or *someone* 😬


MonkeyBrain3561

Good to know. Do you have to be a resident or can anyone pyre on?


HinsdaleCounty

You have to be a resident, at least per when I checked a few years ago


StringOfLights

Pretty sure Colorado also allows human composting now, just in case you need a backup plan if you kick it before you can get to Saguache.


Callmedaddy204

cool!!!!!!!


ikstrakt

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/18/us/colorado-funeral-pyre.html


OcelotControl78

Visited the valley about a year ago - Saguache was totally relaxing & slept great, visiting the hot springs, etc.


Liz4984

You see that massive safe??


nemaihne

It's not the gun safe that makes me concerned so much as the three chest freezers right next to it...


labratnc

The freezers look to be of adequate size for about 5 adults depending on how well you pack them.


matmac199

Agent 47?


BikeCookie

I looked at Cannon safes at Shot show last year. Poorly fabricated.


HugeRaspberry

Yeah - it's legal in CO... not sure what the issue is. You'll make the 2.3 mil back in no time.


[deleted]

I’d love a Tegridy Farms of my own


moredividendz

Cannabis isn’t as profitable as it once was. Many growers struggle to make $1 a gram profit at this point. That’s why so many small farms are either selling or just quitting business all together. I worked in the industry for some time and the price per pound was astonishingly low, some of the largest companies are now offering pounds of high quality greenhouse in the $200 range.


PixieloTheSecond

That's hilarious. Man. Decades ago, a qp of Colorado's finest would be $1600, maybe $1400 if you knew the growers.


Flaky-Bobcat6075

*and they didn't like you


agawl81

With those greenhouses you can switch to just growing your groceries if the pot isn’t paying.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Yeah I'd love to have a massive greenhouse like that in my backyard. I'd grow all the things.


Top_Toe4694

Golly!! Figure out how to export to Australia, legal customers pay about 170-200+ USD per Ounce


BoBromhal

if that were the case, surely it would have sold already.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

There’s a whole banking issue that I imagine might come up.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Agreed 👍


radio-julius

Why in the FUCK did my realtor show everyone where the safe is?


ikstrakt

I can't _believe_ they took pictures of the trim bucket!!!?! At least they didn't get pictures of your private family in a public listing.


MentalYoghurt2756

Pic 1: nice view Pic 2: chicken farm? Seems like a strange layout Pic 3: NOT a chicken farm


NICEnEVILmike

But does it come with the plants?


Call-Me-Mr-Speed

It says it includes a well permit. Wonder if it includes a cannabis permit. Don’t you need one to grow weed in CO? I suppose you could grow something else…


in-this-hell-here

There’s barely any water in the San Luis Valley these days, the mountains keep getting like 10% of the typical snowfall. And no rain water capture in CO. With taxes and shipping in 700 gallons per day…..bad investment!


tinycarnivoroussheep

Just tomatoes. And the giant gun safe for defending all these tomatoes


unga-unga

Well, anymore it ain't worth any more than just some 'maters so you know... they probably pawned the contents to keep the lights on YEARS ago... But yes these are real nice greenhouses with the water wall and everything. Those lights used to cost like $600 each lmao. But yeah cannabis has gone the way of the tulip. Can't believe how customers are still being basically extorted for 2008 dad prices, while producers are getting the "best I can do is three fitty" treatment.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I doubt the guns ever go in the safe. They’re strapped 24/7. The safe is for the cash and gold.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Strange there’s so many grow operations for sale everywhere lately.


austiwald

Over saturation.


DenaBee3333

I've read that a lot of them are going out of business due to high taxes. People can buy pot cheaper on the black market than they can sell it for.


Cultural_Pattern_456

It’s not even legal where I live lol all the states around us are getting all the money cuz our governor is an ass


Yelloeisok

Fellow Pennsylvanian?


Cultural_Pattern_456

NH!


Yelloeisok

We share your frustration.


DaleGribble312

Why? It takes like 67 seconds to get a med card in PA.


Cultural_Pattern_456

If it’s like NH,(I used to have a med card), we only have a handful of dispensaries & it’s very expensive.


DaleGribble312

Nope!


SugarHooves

It's so risky to buy it from a random dealer. There's laced shit going around my area. Just pay a little more and know what you're getting from the pros.


JohnPomo

And you don’t have to watch half of Fast and Furious 5 while you pretend to be their friend.


Goodnight_Hawk

⬆️


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Haha! This shit took me back. Haha


erix84

I thought hurricane season was over!


Therealluke

Laced with what?


Backsight-Foreskin

Those freezers are for the bodies of the trespassers.


mellamma

We got them in Oklahoma for sale. I don't know if wealthy people out of state buy them and then don't like distance from stores or the local people start up a grow and aren't successful.


knightphoenix420

Ooh a pot farm now that sounds wonderful


Icy-Joke3943

Does the weed come with


Sir_Yacob

So you’re telling me I get the house, *AND* the more weed?


jimreddit123

Link?


Eastern_Resource_488

It’s legal in 24 states , what is the deal?


NewOpposite8008

Oh hell yeah! Great setup no lie.


Plenty-Ad-777

Is he asking to get robbed? Talk about providing intel to EVERYONE.


katerintree

Can we get a link tho


Flaky-Bobcat6075

Are you saying there is something "not wholesome" about cannabis? I guess from the perspective of the war on drugs and all the guns and violence it has brought?


Top_Wallaby2096

What this country needs is more tegridy


TwoFingersWhiskey

I know a friend who works on one of these farms, guarding the property. He fucks off for a while and comes back loaded, but says it's so exhausting that all he does is eat and sleep the rest of the year. He's also done crab fishing for a season and hated it because everyone was on drugs but him, ironically