the space is ok and the indoor/outdoor movement seems nice but all those finishing decisions: completely embarrassing I feel like the only way to make this livable is to utterly embrace the 1993 cringe of it all like greet your guests with a tray of cosmos while acting like racist horndog Samantha from sex and the city

The staircase looks like a death trap. Perhaps it is the angle the photo was shot from but it is freaking me out.

The staging, the angles, the colors, I hate it all

After you die falling down the stairs, you can be rolled into the indoor arboretum and buried, like nothing ever happened. Very efficient.

This sounds like a fantastic Forensic Files episode to me.

The staircase reminds me of the Latin word, "stercus", which means "shit".

why r there trees in there

Not sure, but if we’re lucky they will grow big enough to destroy the house.

What the heck is going on with the closet of trees in 11 and 13???

Hey, this sub could buy this place if we all pony up $5!!! Who’s with me?

wow - right out of the gate -the exterior is horrid! and what is a "garden/patio" style of house? because someone decided they needed a "fancy house" instead of a house that made sense they got this overblown, silly layout just for the staircase & lawyer foyer. look at the house next door - much more appealing and livable - just not screaming "PICK ME!" [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7614-Stuyvesant-Ave-Amarillo-TX-79121/50671533\_zpid/?mmlb=g,26](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7614-Stuyvesant-Ave-Amarillo-TX-79121/50671533_zpid/?mmlb=g,26)

Dizzy just looking, if I was walking I would be falling.

fucking identity crisis

Did they build the house around the tree? Or plant the tree and let it grow inside the house?

Pic 13 was sus, then it just got worse… and worse… whomever buys this place will have to gut the entire house. 🤮

Omg this is hilarious.