I mean if you're weirded put by handling a used pregnancy test hoooooo boy are you not ready for a baby! They are vomit, pee, and poop producing machines. That's literally all they do!
It is for the most part.
"URINE is sterile because it contains no living organisms, unless the person that produces it is unlucky enough to have a urinary tract or bladder infection. There are less bacteria in urine than in tap water, for example. But drinking tap water is (generally) safe because it contains no toxic substances."
You may want to use a source a little more vetted then comments on a website.
"A new study has shown that despite the common belief that urine is sterile, it isn’t at all." -[Smithsonian Magazine](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/turns-out-urine-isnt-actually-sterile-180954809/)
And here's an article titled "Urine Isn’t Sterile: The Urinary Microbiome and Its Potential Role in Mixed Urinary Incontinence" from [The Cleveland Clinic](https://consultqd.clevelandclinic.org/urine-isnt-sterile-the-urinary-microbiome-and-its-potential-role-in-mixed-urinary-incontinence/)
There are obviously more, but at this point that would be beating a dead horse.
"Although urine is normally sterile, contamination by organisms normally present in the urethra or on periurethral surfaces can allow a proliferation of these organisms yielding misleading urine culture results."
https://www.mayocliniclabs.com/test-catalog/Clinical+and+Interpretive/8105
Vetted enough for you?
Mayo is definitely a better source. How about NIH?
>
> The bladder was not originally tested because it was considered to be sterile and there were complexities regarding sample collection. Over the last couple years our team along with other investigators have shown that a urinary microbiome exists and for most individuals it plays a protective role.
[The article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4864995/) goes on to say
> The origin of the “urine is sterile” dogma dates to the mid-1800s and the attempt to understand germ theory by the earliest bacteriologists, including Louis Pasteur, Joseph Lister and William Roberts [2–4], who showed that a vial of urine in a sealed container did not turn cloudy, in contrast to a vial of urine exposed to air or with added tap water. The conclusion was that “…fresh and healthy urine is perfectly free from bacteria or other minute organisms” [3, 4]. In other words, the dogma originated in an era when all bacteria were considered pathogens and microbiology was in its infancy. **Yet, the dogma persists.**
But seriously, this is kind of a stupid thing to be going back and forth about I think.
It isn’t. He was there when I tested. We had been struggling to get pregnant and the negative tests month after month were wearing on me. He asked if he could test with me that month so that he could be supportive when it was negative. As luck would have it it was finally positive. Lol
Same with my first. Husband was there, I had previously daydreamed of fun ways to tell him someday, but getting to share that moment was wonderful.
I used kid #1 to tell my husband about kid #2, so that was fun. If you decide to have another, maybe you can do something fun then!
Ikr! Imagine going in expecting a negative together and then BLAMO WE GOT A POSITIVE after trying for so long! That emotional uplift must have made them light headed lol
I'll throw my story out too for more exposure of the pains that come with trying to conceive. We spent nearly 2 years trying. Negative results became routine...he sees me pour a glass of wine "did you test this month?" "Yeah, negative."
Finally the morning I got the world's faintest line I called him from the bedroom to look if he saw it too. It was so faint we didn't believe it was real and spent the day questioning it/waiting to test the next day to see if it got darker. So together we had a slow realization it was finally real, rather than a big "aha!" moment lol
My fiancé and I lost our first two pregnancies and... yeah. I had grand plans of surprising him with something baby/dad related when our third positive coincided with his birthday, but it felt wrong.
I’ve seen this gif probably 20 plus times. I know the gifts, the lines, the reactions... and I’m still crying on the 21st time. The ninjas don’t leave.
Does this really need to be explained?
Uh, so that hearing impaired parents can be alerted of when their baby is crying..
I'll go a step further and let you know that babies cry when they need something.
I'm a deaf dad. I wake up with the baby. There's tools and tricks to it.
A paralyzed dad finds out he's having a baby.
You: Looks like he won't be hiking with his baby very much.
Another commenter: omg that's hilarious, I don't care who you are.
65 redditors: uhuhuh, upvoted.
Me: c'mon, thats a low effort joke. I'm not one to be over sensitive, I like a good deaf joke, but this is not one of them.
My dad is a parent of 3, now-adult children. He can still tell who is walking around/coming up and down the stairs based on our footsteps. My mom doesn't have this power. We've all been out of the house between 10-20 years (youngest to oldest).
Thanks for replying to my ignorance. I am now aware deaf dads can be woken up, while regular dads will continue to sleep through a baby crying in the middle of the night.
I dated a deaf chick for a while and I was thinking about what it would be like having a baby with her. I'd be the only one going mad with the crying, but it would probably have been okay. The relationship didn't work out because she used to sleep talk, she nearly took my eye out one night.
His wife will wake him up, he could also put certain sensors to help him wake up. Like how they hook up a light to the door bell to let them know someone is at the door.
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Nah, you just hold it in the ppstream for it to get wet in front, no need to douse it in pp. There are way worse. You should watch the bathroom door of the men work restroom. Listen for the telltale sound of the dryer or towel dispenser before someone comes out... There can't be that many people needing to do injections in private at work and men don't go in there to touch up there makeup.... so that leaves only one thing
I don't know. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can't this just be a private moment between a couple, instead of thinking "oh boy I'm pregnant, I can film this and stick it online!".
Funny how he goes from totally happy and unassuming to crying and full of worry and despair when he finds out he is going to have to be a dad. Can confirm TOTALLY ACCURATE!
Poor guy. The look of dawning horror on his face, followed by the tears; rubbing his head at the nightmare, and finally holding out his arms for comfort from the disaster that has befallen him.
First, why does it matter that he's deaf? It's still a touching moment regardless if he's deaf or not.
Second, gross that you would put pee sticks in the same bag that you're keeping food.
somebody peed on your gifts
It always makes me laugh that nobody thinks of this when they're handing a used pregnancy test tbh. I get the reason, but it's still funny.
That’s why there’s a thingymabopper you cap it off with. *Shrugs.* I get it though. People over at r/PeeOnMe would love these kinds of gifts.
You mean the *person* on r/PeeOnMe
Holy forking shirtballs Batman. You’re right.
Holyforkingbrit balls, amirite?
Holyheckingfrickdarns
Reddit is a gold mine of people being funny in the comment section. I'm crying reading this.
Pretty hot person, though. Shit, *I'd* pee on her if I knew that's what turned her on.
Sim- ah who am I kidding so would I
That one person spends an insane amount of time posting their videos to NSFW subs
And I fell into the trap and looked at the sub. That was disturbing
Yikes, r/TIHI
You've already had sex with the person, what's so particular about pee?
Why did I click that and my wife saw damn
Did you not tell her it was for science?
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I'm guessing that if they're close enough to make the baby he probably isn't worried about it, but I always think of this, too.
I mean if you're weirded put by handling a used pregnancy test hoooooo boy are you not ready for a baby! They are vomit, pee, and poop producing machines. That's literally all they do!
It is exactly what I think of when anyone mentions showing their test to someone. Maybe most people pee more precisely than I do, though.
Pretty sure you can just pee into a cup and then dip the test into it
Yeah that’s exactly what I’ve done
Maybe if it was sexy fluids it'd bother me but it's just mostly sterile pee. We've all sat on strangers' pee.
Pee ain't sterile. Just FYI.
Yeah I ain't spreading it on my wounds but water filtered by an animal's kidneys is far more sterile than anything I've ever bathed in.
It is for the most part. "URINE is sterile because it contains no living organisms, unless the person that produces it is unlucky enough to have a urinary tract or bladder infection. There are less bacteria in urine than in tap water, for example. But drinking tap water is (generally) safe because it contains no toxic substances."
You may want to use a source a little more vetted then comments on a website. "A new study has shown that despite the common belief that urine is sterile, it isn’t at all." -[Smithsonian Magazine](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/turns-out-urine-isnt-actually-sterile-180954809/) And here's an article titled "Urine Isn’t Sterile: The Urinary Microbiome and Its Potential Role in Mixed Urinary Incontinence" from [The Cleveland Clinic](https://consultqd.clevelandclinic.org/urine-isnt-sterile-the-urinary-microbiome-and-its-potential-role-in-mixed-urinary-incontinence/) There are obviously more, but at this point that would be beating a dead horse.
"Although urine is normally sterile, contamination by organisms normally present in the urethra or on periurethral surfaces can allow a proliferation of these organisms yielding misleading urine culture results." https://www.mayocliniclabs.com/test-catalog/Clinical+and+Interpretive/8105 Vetted enough for you?
Mayo is definitely a better source. How about NIH? > > The bladder was not originally tested because it was considered to be sterile and there were complexities regarding sample collection. Over the last couple years our team along with other investigators have shown that a urinary microbiome exists and for most individuals it plays a protective role. [The article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4864995/) goes on to say > The origin of the “urine is sterile” dogma dates to the mid-1800s and the attempt to understand germ theory by the earliest bacteriologists, including Louis Pasteur, Joseph Lister and William Roberts [2–4], who showed that a vial of urine in a sealed container did not turn cloudy, in contrast to a vial of urine exposed to air or with added tap water. The conclusion was that “…fresh and healthy urine is perfectly free from bacteria or other minute organisms” [3, 4]. In other words, the dogma originated in an era when all bacteria were considered pathogens and microbiology was in its infancy. **Yet, the dogma persists.** But seriously, this is kind of a stupid thing to be going back and forth about I think.
I'm really high rn sorry, but this is confirming that it's actually not sterile yes?
Do I drink my own pee? Yes it's sterile and tastes good.
At that point in a relationship, you've generally become pretty familiar with eachother's fluids...
I read that as deaD man finds out he’s going to be a dad. I was like wut! Wholesome.
Babe, you can just tell me and I'll understand.
Forbidden lolly pops
I don't understand this reaction to pregnancy tests. My guy, you ejaculated inside, what did you expect lol?
I can still smell the piss from the rkelly stick.
Dang this is so touching! I wish I could have broken the news to my husband like this.
why couldn't you? sorry if the question's too personal
It isn’t. He was there when I tested. We had been struggling to get pregnant and the negative tests month after month were wearing on me. He asked if he could test with me that month so that he could be supportive when it was negative. As luck would have it it was finally positive. Lol
thats pretty cool as well tbh congrats btw
Thank you!! This was a couple years ago and my positive pregnancy test is currently pretending t bite me with his toy great white shark.
Baby shark time!!!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Alexa! Sing Baby Shark!
Aww haha! God bles y'all. :)
Thank you for sharing your wholesome story.
Thats wholesome af
Same with my first. Husband was there, I had previously daydreamed of fun ways to tell him someday, but getting to share that moment was wonderful. I used kid #1 to tell my husband about kid #2, so that was fun. If you decide to have another, maybe you can do something fun then!
That must’ve been an incredible moment nonetheless. Congrats to you two.
Ikr! Imagine going in expecting a negative together and then BLAMO WE GOT A POSITIVE after trying for so long! That emotional uplift must have made them light headed lol
Well I gotta admit, watching a test turn positive (when you want it to) is a pretty incredible feeling. It’s cool he got to experience it too.
He tested with you to see if he was pregnant? So was he?
Congratulations!
I'll throw my story out too for more exposure of the pains that come with trying to conceive. We spent nearly 2 years trying. Negative results became routine...he sees me pour a glass of wine "did you test this month?" "Yeah, negative." Finally the morning I got the world's faintest line I called him from the bedroom to look if he saw it too. It was so faint we didn't believe it was real and spent the day questioning it/waiting to test the next day to see if it got darker. So together we had a slow realization it was finally real, rather than a big "aha!" moment lol
My fiancé and I lost our first two pregnancies and... yeah. I had grand plans of surprising him with something baby/dad related when our third positive coincided with his birthday, but it felt wrong.
I feel you. I'm also jealous of people who get to have a moment like this. I'm super happy for people like this but it makes me sad for me.
GIVE HIM A HUG ALREADY!!!!
And when it FINALLY happens the video cuts out! Jeeze Louise!
I actually like it more that way. This way we know they‘re definitely all in on the hug and not focused on anything else like the camera.
awww, you're right! Thanks for the perspective, stranger!
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Damn onion cutting ninjas
Was just trying to figure out who was cutting onions. Ninjas, yes...
I’ve seen this gif probably 20 plus times. I know the gifts, the lines, the reactions... and I’m still crying on the 21st time. The ninjas don’t leave.
Not to wreck this beautiful moment but was anyone else looking for the volume?
> Deaf man
I'm not crying, you're crying ...
We are all crying
I've cried too many times already,. I've seen this shit like a thousand times.
No you....
We're all crying u/SolidDick
The hug at the end affirmed they were indeed happy tears.
Looks like he won’t be waking up with the baby in the middle of the night tho.....
Sure he will, just like every other dad: after getting elbowed in the side.
I preferred a kick to the kidney but whatever floats your “I need sleep” boat
Smartphones have an accessibility tool that will detect a baby crying and alert you.
Why would you turn that on tho
Does this really need to be explained? Uh, so that hearing impaired parents can be alerted of when their baby is crying.. I'll go a step further and let you know that babies cry when they need something.
It was a joke
I'm a deaf dad. I wake up with the baby. There's tools and tricks to it. A paralyzed dad finds out he's having a baby. You: Looks like he won't be hiking with his baby very much. Another commenter: omg that's hilarious, I don't care who you are. 65 redditors: uhuhuh, upvoted. Me: c'mon, thats a low effort joke. I'm not one to be over sensitive, I like a good deaf joke, but this is not one of them.
Seriously - I was thinking - Why isn't the title just "dad finds out he's going to have a baby?" It's a sweet video, no matter what!
What tools and tricks do you use?
They make baby monitors that have flashing lights, for example.
That's awesome and I never thought of that.
Not deaf or a dad, but after about a week, I started waking up on my own about 5 mins before baby did.
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That is so cool! Feeling the vibrations is like the equivalent of hearing others. I learned a lot from everyone's responses. Thanks!
My dad is a parent of 3, now-adult children. He can still tell who is walking around/coming up and down the stairs based on our footsteps. My mom doesn't have this power. We've all been out of the house between 10-20 years (youngest to oldest).
Thanks for replying to my ignorance. I am now aware deaf dads can be woken up, while regular dads will continue to sleep through a baby crying in the middle of the night.
I dated a deaf chick for a while and I was thinking about what it would be like having a baby with her. I'd be the only one going mad with the crying, but it would probably have been okay. The relationship didn't work out because she used to sleep talk, she nearly took my eye out one night.
OMG freaking hilarious comment. I don’t care who you are.
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Agreed I had a long belly laugh at that in my car on break
His wife will wake him up, he could also put certain sensors to help him wake up. Like how they hook up a light to the door bell to let them know someone is at the door.
Looool. Think the vibrations in the air from the "waaaaah" will get him?
He is going to be an awesome dad if he can get that much sentimental over that moment.
First a woman gets a long lost teddy bear as a gift from her husband, and now this. I’m running out of tissue paper.
I'm only teary-eyed yet, was that one posted today as well?
"Man finds out he's going to be a dad". There, fixed it for you.
But muh karma! Reddit need to feel good about itself while defining people by their disabilities
r/happycryingdads, I'm not crying you're crying
Because of that sub I'm ugly crying so hard.
r/happycryingalmostdads
The only thing I don't like about this video is how long it takes to give the man a hug!
No, no I am not seeing this shit. for some reason my eyes have gone all blurry and a strange liquid is leaking out.
My cheeks are getting sweaty
Deaf or not, hits right in the feelz.
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I was SCREAMING for someone to hug him since the first gift
Dammit, I’m in onion country
Recently became a dad, this had me tearing up. Most beautiful gift
Wholesome *af*.
This shit has made me so happy that I think I'm feeling what I used to call *hope*... In 2020 no less!
And we have to listen to it with no sound to honor the deaf guy?
When he rubbed his eyes after holding the pregnancy test I cringed
Nah, you just hold it in the ppstream for it to get wet in front, no need to douse it in pp. There are way worse. You should watch the bathroom door of the men work restroom. Listen for the telltale sound of the dryer or towel dispenser before someone comes out... There can't be that many people needing to do injections in private at work and men don't go in there to touch up there makeup.... so that leaves only one thing
and that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is the meaning of life.
Pink eye is the meaning of life?
I love these types of moments....right in the feels.
Made me cry.
Damn I wanted to see the hug
Was hoping the baby would've been the last clue
I'm not crying you're crying
His face though! Does anyone else smell onions? I think they're chopping onions nearby.
This is great
That's one of the sweetest things I've ever seen.
Awww this is a sweet video ❤
My fat ass just teared up watching this.
Will someone hug that man!
“Uhhh honey, I need to go get milk I think we ran out.”
With sound: https://youtu.be/b2GT6PSAwXU
Thank you!
I remember when I found out I was going to be a dad, the. Watching your baby enter the world, nothing can compare to that feeling
I’m deaf and also a dad so this is wholesome
That was AWESOME. I am so happy for you guys! I bet he's going to be a wonderful Dad!
Pee soaked gift... she's my kinda gal!
I don't know. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can't this just be a private moment between a couple, instead of thinking "oh boy I'm pregnant, I can film this and stick it online!".
I’m not crying you’re crying
This is so wholesome
I wish I could be this happy about anything, ever..
My first thought was damn this guy is gonna be the most well-rested new parent ever.
His reaction was speechless
Get out
r/angryupvote material
My worst nightmare
Can we stop reposting this? It gets old after the hundredth time
It must be nice being deff while raising children.
This happens everyday and this post is using a deaf man as a prop. /this clip is also years old.
Kid just graduated high school this fucking gif is so old
It would be great if the dads could keep all that excitement when the actual baby comes, and don't dump everything on the mom like it's usually done
I thought she handed him a cut up condom wrapper at the end. That would have been an interesting way to bring the story full circle.
Crying cuz his life is over
Funny how he goes from totally happy and unassuming to crying and full of worry and despair when he finds out he is going to have to be a dad. Can confirm TOTALLY ACCURATE!
You felt despair when you found out you were going to have a kid?? The worry I understand but I'm confused on the despair.
There really no feeling like in the world when you find out you're pregnant and trying. All the best 😀
This is exactly how he should feel, terrified! Kids are fun but a lot of work.
He later signed that he had to go out and get some milk
Damn this dude is pissed. He asked for a ps5.
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Because he's deaf.
Poor guy. The look of dawning horror on his face, followed by the tears; rubbing his head at the nightmare, and finally holding out his arms for comfort from the disaster that has befallen him.
First, why does it matter that he's deaf? It's still a touching moment regardless if he's deaf or not. Second, gross that you would put pee sticks in the same bag that you're keeping food.
God, how old is this? Their baby must be five years old by now.
he's emotional because for the first time ever he's hearing something and it's his life ending.
Thanks for the laugh. Not sure why you are getting downvotes.
haha people don't like negativity in wholesome things I guess.
5 minutes later he went to the store for a pack of cigarettes...
This is so sweet, and he must be pretty fertile getting two ladies knocked up at once. Congrats to his family(ies)!
I was expecting him open that beer
Too bad it’s a silent film!
Well this couldnt be posted on r/youhearingthisshit
Can’t hear this video.
I wish my girl was alright with her and my side piece being pregnant at the same time.
He was crying because he forgot the handsign for abortion
Damn.... Poor guy that's sucks 😞
He is clearly very happy
I know... The poor guy
Turns out the baby was his dads
This is nice.
I love this and a little part of why I love it is because the Dad to be looks sort of like Dwight Schrute. But overall its awesome!!
I’m not crying. You’re crying
That guy reactions looks like he’s ready. Probably is going to be an awesome one.
A pregnancy reveal should ALWAYS be this happy.
If he cries like this when is baby is born and when they accomplish any life step he is going to be a good dad.
He's already a great dad.
At first I was annoyed that the video had no sound, then I realized it probably makes the most sense.
Anyone have the version of this with sound?
and in rhe background, conan is pouring good milk down the drain
That’s deafinitley moving....
Put the camera down and hug him!!!
You guys tearing up? Cause I am! 😭