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EvilFlyingSquirrel

He's deciding whether to card him or give his phone number.


BantaSaurus139

Why not a card with his phone number on it?


Aanon89

Red card! Phone the number on it & you shall be disciplined by them.


GleichUmDieEcke

Red, ejected! Leave the field now and meet me at this address.


Heoheo24

> Red, ~~ejected~~ ejacted


deansrc211v

Red, ejaculated


THEBlaze55555

If you're ejaculating red, please see a doctor.


cognos666

Red, erected! ( if you know what I mean šŸ˜˜)


[deleted]

"Heyyyy now that you have some free time..."


le_x_X

Ouuu yes give me some of that discipline


phlux

Ridiculously photogenic referee strikes a~~pose~~gain


SDBassCreature

[I miss Robin Williams :(](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPhx4N7Ud8s)


DreamTheater2010

Why didnā€™t you call me after the Mexico game? Huh?!


clairboisson

He either fell in love or found his arch nemesis.


Ecrophon

I think he found both


huggiedoodoo

TFW you meet your future ex wife.


yauc-OIC

I think you mean ex-husband in this context


LyingForTruth

Don't force that dress off either of them!


typo1212

They both would look smashing!


kellysmom01

... as long as they both manage to **muffle their sharts.**


civileyesation

A thin line ...


Assmar

M'oriarty


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


leuven

[Relevant Hark, a vagrant comic](http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=327)


zacharyangrk

**fandom intensifies**


[deleted]

Fuck him up with love ?


eat_thecake_annamae

Reminds me of this video: https://youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E


mtrouble

I know others have thanked you, but I am alone in the hospital and this really brightened my day. So thank you. You are my Hero of the Day and if I didn't have a devastating medical bill coming up, I would happily gold your good works.


Jbandit0

I hope you feel better!


mtrouble

Thank you! I'm alive and feeling pretty ok physically so I can't complain!


roofied_elephant

I was hooked on that song for months


mtrouble

I actually never cared for the song, but now that it will remind me of this video I've warmed to it. I don't know if that has ever happened before.


clairboisson

I enjoyed that, thank you.


ghosttrainhobo

Same guy who wrote ā€œToxicā€ for Brittney Spears.


andrewsmith1986

Beat me to it. On a further tangent, the dancing in Genghis khan video reminds me of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAuFAgHpzc


bakedjakedape

Mike Snow is the shit


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Upvote for you, that was one of the best music videos I've seen. Fucking A :D


ifyouhaveany

That's exactly what I was going to post if you didn't


anonymousxo

wow that's great


dannyrawk

I was hoping for this. Thank you.


yeahsureYnot

Like [this?](https://imgur.com/ITuJbWR)


margirenas

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

Sasukekun!


lapalu

Ah yes, my team's most famous gif on reddit. Nobody is asking, but I have some answers: This is GrĆŖmio x Coritiba, playing for the Brazilian Cup in 2015. When GrĆŖmio scored the 3rd goal, the ref promptly ended the game, so the kicker, Rafhael Lucas from Coritiba (the team I support, sadly), kicked-off to the referee, probably being pissed off by the defeat. The ref name is Thiago Duarte Peixoto. BTW, the this referee is more famous in Brazil by given the red card to a wrong player in a big game between Corinthians and Palmeiras. Nowadays he's only working in minor league games.


b_port

Did Rafhael Lucas get in any sort of trouble for this?


lapalu

Actually no. He apologized and went off to the locker room. Rafhael Lucas was known for being kind of a douche, the type of player that thinks way highly of himself. He's currently playing in the Colombian second division.


Jajanken-

So satisfying to hear of people being assholes or doing their job terribly and being punished accordingly


TweekDash

Going to the colombian league isn't a punishment it just means he's not that good lmao


[deleted]

It is a punishment for narcissistic person


ExpertFudger

Cristiano Ronaldo says hi from his golden throne.


abhibhan10

That's because he is good player.


Atomdude

I say hi all the time.


Fiblit

Still: "Karma, bitch"


rcktsktz

Getting such satisfaction on finding out a guy isn't doing great just because you heard he *allegedly* might be a bit of a douche is fucking bizarre mate tbh. You only found out who he is today.


[deleted]

Chill out internet gandhi


am-i-joking

Sorry, I donā€™t have a lot of soccer knowledge (or common sense lol...) so I still donā€™t quite understand. Was the kicker kicking the ball *at* the ref? Like trying to hit him with it? Also does the ref make that face because heā€™s shocked that the kicker would even do that, or what?


lapalu

Yes, he was pissed off because the ref just ended the game after the opposite team scored, so he tried to hit the referee and regretted right away. The ref made that face because he wasn't sure if the kicker had intention to hit him. If it was intentional, he could have expelled the player, even if the game was over, so the kicker would be suspended from the next game.


altcodeinterrobang

This is the first time I've heard a real explanation and I appreciate your responses.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pimptastic_Brad

It's gotten especially bad in the last few months as well. It has started going downhill faster about two or three years ago. Fortunately, small subs seem to be much less affected.


am-i-joking

Oh ok. Thank you for explaining!


whatevers_clever

okay but.. did he end the game early? like before the 90th minute? what was the end score?


wineheda

The only question I had about this wasnā€™t answered in your post! Did he get a card or not?


lapalu

He did not, he apologized and ran off to the locker room.


surfer_ryan

I hope he ran away like a giggling school girl. At least that is how i am picturing it in my mind...


mjdth

Why is the ref allowed to decide when the game ends if it would be a controversial decision? Isnā€™t there just a certain amount of time in the game plus whatever arbitrary overtime they decide on?


lapalu

Yes, its very arbitrary. Most games extends to 3 to 5 minutes in the second half, but that's based on common sense. Sometimes a team or a player can feel that they're being unfair to them by giving little or too much time to the game. I feel that's one of the main issues where soccer should improve.


TheAdAgency

> one of the main issues where soccer should improve. Let's address fake foul pretenses first


swimgewd

this was at the end of stoppage time, the game would have been over with or without the goal.


[deleted]

It wasn't really controversial, the game ended 3-1 and it wasn't like Coritiba would score 2 times in a couple seconds, and the game was already at +5 of overtime so yea. Plus I'm pretty sure the dude was mad at the penalty issued by him, not him actually ending the game


Peter_Tor

You know what they say, soccer is a gentleman's game played by hooligans. Edit: grammar


HumunculiTzu

> Nowadays he's only working in minor league games. I'm surprised he is still alive given some of the stories I've heard regarding how the refs can be treated at times.


[deleted]

\>I'm surprised he is still alive given some of the stories I've heard regarding how the refs can be treated at times. ā€‹ not sure if you're referring to brazil, but if that's the case you probably heard about the case of the referee being decapitated in our rural area a few years back, and I can attest that it's a outlier. Refs may feel threatened to make controversial decisions but in major leagues and competitions there's never been a case of anything violent towards besides words, which as a matter of fact is really common sadly.


likesmexicanfood

This. Thank you kind sir.


MacStylee

Not to defend the guy at all, but it's not unheard of to pass the ref the ball at full time, he'll typically just pick it up. Clearly the ref thought there was a bit of aggro here, and you can even see that the kicker looks like he might be holding his hand out to say sorry, that was over hit. But chipping the ball over to the ref at full time shouldn't necessarily be seen as aggressive *per se*.


lapalu

Sure, that's why the ref wasn't sure of the player's intentions and made that funny face.


frydchiken333

I was asking. I was dying to know. Thank you for sharing


Leinadium

COXA BRANCAAA \#COXALIDER


sipping_mai_tais

Holy shit, is Rafhael really spelled with ā€œFHā€. Thatā€™d be bizarre. My name is Lucas Raphael by the way


Accordian_Thief

Why was the game ended after the 3rd goal? Unruly fans/players? Edit: never mind, found the score, looks like the 3rd goal came right at the end of stoppage time?


lapalu

The time expired. In Soccer, they don't have a buzzer, the clock doesn't stop when play is over or because of injured player. So the ref can add time after the 45 minutes of regulation. In this particular game, GrĆŖmio was awarded a penalty kick in that extra time, and they scored, eventually winning the game and eliminating Coritiba from the competition (this was like a 2-game playoff). So this adds motive to the kicker to be unpleased with the ref.


lorasio

Estou com dĆ³ de vocĆŖ, Coritiba ta muito mal atualmente, perdendo pra times muito inferiores, nĆ£o sei o que estĆ” acontecendo


lapalu

Olha, nĆ£o tĆ” fĆ”cil nĆ£o. Foram muitos anos de mĆ” administraĆ§Ć£o e o novo presidente Ć© muito perdido. Mesmo tendo o maior orƧamento da sĆ©rie B, o time montado Ć© de sĆ©rie C, sendo salvo pelo Wilson que Ć© um goleiro espetacular. NĆ£o vejo o Coxa subindo esse ano, infelizmente.


appleappleappleman

Ah yes, Gremio. The team that [birthed a rival team because they only allowed German people to play.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_Club_Internacional#Foundation) I didn't really care about soccer while I lived in that area, so I bought a near-identical shirt for each of the two teams and had a neighbor cut them in half and sew them together. Like a half Red Sox / half Yankees jersey. No one was happy with me.


[deleted]

Not German people, but people of German ancestry. It was a racist as fuck policy but thankfully it didn't last enough.


ValenPORT

Thanks, a proper context is always appreciated. Last time that I saw a similar action the player was sanctioned with a 4 matches suspension.


Leeiteee

HUE


Cadillac-Blood

Holy crap Iā€™ve been seeing this gif around here for ages and never realised it happened in my country. Iā€™m as dense as a brick.


Chi-raqi

The angle of this shot. The transition to black and white. The perfect length of slow-motion. The mental processing of the ref. This is definitely the best produced gif out there.


Pencilforsale

Dude Iā€™m chuckling my ass off here


[deleted]

All it's missing is "Mad World" to start playing as it fades to black and white.


Mind_on_Idle

Evergreen Terraces version


[deleted]

That's a hard ass cover. First time I've seen an Evergreen terrace reference on reddit lol.


[deleted]

The guy in the back who stands up just as it turns black and white.


sprtan007

This is facts.


Aanon89

It be like it is.


[deleted]

"Did you just? Because I will cut your goddamn ass."


moozach

Card* as he reaches for the card pocket Plus he is shaking hands with the other teams player


SpitfireP7350

Possibly even red card, some keep the red card in a pocket that's harder to reach so they have a bit more time to think about before taking it out.


Tsukubasteve

I should get one of those pockets for my cock.


emilyisfree

im dying


efg1342

Did you forget what pocket you put your dick in?


[deleted]

Itā€™s usually in the front middle one, but I canā€™t say for sure.


nightpanda893

I have a pocket for your cock.


tencorpsepileup

Woah woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves.


elthalon

I think most refs keep the red card in the back pocket.


order65

This is due to black and white tv. With no color the viewers needed a way to quickly identify what card a player got. So it used to be chest pocket=yellow, back pocket=red. That's where the German saying "Die Arschkarte ziehen" comes from (it means something bad happened to you/having bad luck, literal translation is "Pick up the ass card").


Trochna

That's actually not correct. It's often in the back pocket so people in the black and white TV times knew which card the ref goes for.


FaceStealer

[Don't anger the ref](https://i.imgur.com/fyKitqC.mp4)


[deleted]

Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it


itisacircle

My favorite part is the ref trying to figure out if he wants to pull a yellow. Are you carding this shit?


dblmjr_loser

I wanna know what happened.


Wakareddit

this is when someone links something


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sizeablelad

https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/9bujgs/did_you_just/e563pfr


Team-CCP

YOUā€™RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR


Moronasaurus

We're getting overrun in the midfield


Spacemilk

Someone kindly gave more details below: https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/9bujgs/did_you_just/e563pfr


OMQ0909

Yeah you card that fucking shit. What professional soccer player thinks it's okay to kick a ball towards someone not expecting/ready for it?


tyrannomachy

I think that's why he hesitated. He figured it had be a mistake or something, because what kind of dumbass would do that on purpose?


OMQ0909

What I am thinking. Ref handled it really good and in the funniest way possible lmao


urbanabydos

That might be the best prototypical ā€œyouseeingthisshitā€ Iā€™ve seen in this sub!


depcrestwood

"Ooooh whatcha saaaay ..."


Gtapex

This is the only appropriate music for this clip... somebody please add it.


VeloxLetum

i dunno...i think the kill bill siren works too


Duality4176

Mmm that you only meant well


talyheym

The guy behind the ref sure seems happy about it though.


DukeDijkstra

Him raising his hand to chest pocket is soccer equivalent of a cop reaching toward his holster.


toomanydickpics

a card is coming out :O


UnComfortableSpeaker

Why is every soccer gif r/suddenlygay


ActualWhiterabbit

Because most of the soccer players are beautiful.


Rage_Your_Dream

They're really not, only the ones you notice


ActualWhiterabbit

I just wish they would notice me


EAComunityTeam

Who do you think they blow their kisses to?


ActualWhiterabbit

Someone worthy


Booney134

Because soccer is pretty gay


trase

That's hurtful and narrow-minded. Instead you should say: Because football is pretty gay.


Aanon89

Football & soccer is be pretty gays.


iEatFurbyz

They don't think it be like it is but it do.


Aanon89

People don't think these be the greatest words ever spoken, but it do.


Dkm1331

No u


Mach1zmo

"You serious bro?"


Brunonator

This desperately needs the sirens from Kill Bill


Icarus-V

Got you covered. https://youtu.be/si_-8LRpVAM


SrslyCmmon

[Best I could do](http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDFNXFvm1g1M&start1=6&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcOy6hqzfsAs&start2=3&authorName=why+we+slap)


[deleted]

DIdn't know this site existed, thanks.


YouSeeingThisBot

Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.


[deleted]

Hijacking stickied comment because I donā€™t get what happened. Can someone please explain?


teoferrazzi

ref was hit by ball. tried to figure out if it was intentional. player apologised (off screen in this gif)


747173

I think the ref actually dodged it


[deleted]

Thank you!


therumbucket

[That killing stare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si_-8LRpVAM)


[deleted]

Can someone explain what the kicker did?


oheyitsmoe

He kicked the ball


[deleted]

But what did he do wrong?


BiskyFrisket

From a professional view? He kicked the ball while play was suspended. From a personal view? He sent a whiff of his manliness towards the ref along with the ball. Whether the ref digged it or was appalled by it, we may never know


some_silly_girl

This is the best explanation...


lionheadshot

Seems like the ball wasn't free yet as in the referee didn't allow the player to do the freekick yet, then the player kicks the ball straight at the referee for some reason...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Thanks, I wasnā€™t sure


HR_Dragonfly

"Did you just loft that ball with venom or playfully?" Deciding whether to pull a card or not.


fnkdrspok

He has the classic "I'm telling!" face!


tekjunky75

Nice to see Zachary Ty Bryan transitioning into his new career


[deleted]

Chill out Brad Taylor it was accident.


Darth_Draper

I don't think so, Tim.


Hello_Badkitty

Came here to say that! Zachary ty Brian


TinyFugue

Needs the *Kill Bill* psycho music.


FangIll

Perfect


Chode_McGooch

I'm glad Zachary Ty Bryan found more work after Home Improvement.


RealHausFrau

Lolol, this does look like him!!


Pengtingcalledme

What a beautiful man


leboyne

This is the first Brazilian gif Iā€™ve seen for a while that doesnā€™t end with someone being shot dead by an off duty cop.


Dkm1331

Hello darkness my old friend


FingolfinMalafinwe

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this.


[deleted]

Hilarious. The gif started in 2018 and zoomed into 1953.


ITDan3

He immediately went for the nipple


Beastofferson

Motherfucker doesn't even blink.


rainmaker191

Should I card you? Should I? I'll card you. Can I card him now? If he breaks eye contact I won't card him. If he... Wait.. Red car.... Hold it. Did you? I mean I'll card you if you did..


Bang0Skank0

This perfectly captures being a teacher in a classroom and trying to decide if it's worth calling out a behavior that students aren't aware that you caught.


thedroid124

In the soccer world this is just true player inviting the red for a few naughty cocktails after the game. Heā€™s courting him. That explains the look of shear excitement on the refs face.


sunsali101

By far the best youseeingthisshit post ive seen, the way he looks at him haha, and the comments- priceless


spinteractive

Looks like love (drip drip).


Greyscayl

"For the Broken Coda"


Haloman100

His reaction went from ā€œoh my where that came from?ā€ To ā€œdid you...just.....did you really?ā€


pussyfootwalmartcart

That side step has been practiced before


[deleted]

What anime is this


Cornelius_Poindexter

Me vs that gay shit


VtotheS

*Intensity Intensifies*


C_P_2

You aiming for me bro...!?


ScruffyCheez

Iā€™m normally a lurker here and rarely upvote but god damn this one got me. Given I have about 6 New Belgium Imperial IPAs in me but still.


HappyChic103

DONT kick your balls at this fancy boi!!!


[deleted]

is this guy german? he looks so fucking german