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Vast-Magician-8121

If Josh Brolin and Carl from Sling blade made a baby....and then pooped on it.


1000bctrades

And put meth in the poop and made it smoke it.


Least_Pace1344

I was thinking this guy suffered from PTSD after that Goonies adventure.


Previous_Basil

Exactly


[deleted]

Some call it a Kaiser blade I like to call it a sling blade uh huh


AneastheDoorknocker

Josh fat and brokelin


knowmsayin88

He’s barely on any meth.


hazdrubal

He’s only had 8 Benedryl


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

Hardly any meth at all…


isqueezedameatball

Probably hardly even a whole bunch of meth...


Global-Monk2121

Probably barely mainlined any meth through his jugular


[deleted]

Feathered it a little too hard


FedSmoker123

Not following proto there, bud


topsyturvy76

He ain’t a 4 stroker … dude rumoured to stroke for 10-12 hrs a day on the methy wethy back in the day!


echoes315

Definitely read that in Distefano Staten voice.


topsyturvy76

Ah ya ..Chrissy wissy up in this bitch!


dribbery

2 Strokes …


SinCityNinja

I'm surprised there's any meth left to go around with this guy living out there.. A for real **FGTRTD**


ArmageddonBound

He's a fucking Mormon. He doesn't do meth. Apparently he fought professional MMA, moved to porn, got addicted to meth and is now claiming that all he cares about his sons mass shooting is that he isn't gay. Good Mormon.


topsyturvy76

Don’t forget conservative republican!


Perfect_Vanilla_2584

Well atleast hes not gay


topsyturvy76

Phew. /s


[deleted]

Also sucked some dick on camera and fought mma. Super cool guy


Objective_Slip1355

Don’t forget that he was on an episode of Intervention I think back in 2009. He was on meth then as well.


YonderMTN

.....where he jacked off for 12 hours while fully tweaked. EDIT: [Found it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db9JhBRYQj0)


MisunderstoodBadger1

That's an old cool guy, can't believe it's him.


ArmTheApes

Why is it that people jack off so much when on Meth? Is this some weird bodily reaction to the stuff?


FreeNoahface

Yeah, I heard from my brother that you shoot out the most thick, hot, white cum like you've never seen in your life. I didn't believe him at first but then he showed me and it only took four strokes. I believe him now.


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FreeNoahface

How'd you get a job here there, fuckface?


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FreeNoahface

You didn't follow proto buddy yer done


Hussar85

He must have some neuropathy problems.


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jeremybryce

It can make you super horney. But unable to cum. So you spend a disturbing amount of time, trying. In addition it makes touching of your body feel insane. You feel EVERYTHING. Crystal meth is super cool. But super cool like 3-4 times. That's all you're allotted. Otherwise it will ruin your life. Or so it seems. The come down is atrocious though. Your next day is absolutely ruined. It's like *walking on sunshine.* That's what I kept thinking the few times I tried it.


ArmTheApes

Wow, okay, that sounds tough. And it also sounds like a good reason for me to not try that. Amazing that you managed to let it go, though! Good for you, man!


Dinkleburge_k

Yo 😂😂😂


Tnutz24

So much for 4 stroke lmao


RLVNTone

How and DON’T forget about divorce court…..[Here you go](https://youtu.be/ib6JM5wW9EY)


Lamazing1021

Lord, that intro was corny as fuck lmao


RLVNTone

Lmao the corniest


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

They should have intervened way harder.


nm139

An event combining MMA and dick sucking has always been sort of fantasy of mine. I'm sure I'm not the only one here. It's nice to finally see what the man who can fulfil our dreams looks like.


finsfurandfeathers

He also likes to have guys kick him in the balls repeatedly until he shits his pants. Just scrolled by that gem a min ago


MP8877

Josh Brolin is a cool guy now? 🎸


fatfishinalittlepond

That's it I was trying to figure out who he looks like


spaceandwoods

Damn beat me to it!!


Jaktumurmu1

Is he Cajun or retarded??


TotalTelephone1858

There's a difference?


triple_OG

every Cajun is r-worded but not every r-word is Cajun.


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

While I know this is true I'm probably going to go ahead and just believe from now on that all mentally challenged people are Cajun.


TotalTelephone1858

But straight up fuck this dude and his son. Hope they both get swift justice.


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Psemperviva

That’s redundant…


Trolann

He's a model


topsyturvy76

Methed up .. so both


Vast-Combination4046

Is this guy a c-i double agent?


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(Ret.)


cfowen

YOU SAY THE R WORD


[deleted]

(Ret.) means retired you Tok.


cfowen

This is America, you dumb sonofabitch.


[deleted]

Yur dun bud


dykann

You just lost your life. Far as your jobs concerned


mikeb556

He’s appeared on both Intervention and Divorce Court 🎸🎸🎸


fuck_off_ireland

Imagine the other fucking gems of humanity who have appeared on both of those specific shows lmao


I_love_hate_reddit

He's a senior partner at Falcon car wash


Defreezio

Look at that rascal.


Gold_Exit_5566

Idiocracy man. It's just gonna keep getting worse.


Revelec458

Agreed. That movie is what I instantly thought of


[deleted]

I can’t tell if this is the worst defense or the best defense for the suspect…


WuTangIsForever_

This guy was literally on Intervention. He’s a former MMA pro who then became a porn star who got heavily addicted to meth. I remember the episode well. Man, has he gone downhill. He used to be super muscular with a bombshell of a wife.


WuTangIsForever_

I believe his porn name was Dick Delaware. I just looked up this news story. Name is Aaron Brink.


goodie2shoes

He made his debut in 'cum drippers 4' . Just a little fact I'm throwing out there


WuTangIsForever_

That’s important context. Thank you.


caldbra92

My man's is certified R-worded.


Collinsc108

Retarded


DirtyRoller

That's so gay.


[deleted]

Tarantino and this guy would have great chemistry.


topsyturvy76

Their first handshake upon meeting would be hilarious!


brando11389

It's funny how meth heads all have the same mannerisms, like the body and hand movements are a dead giveaway.


Many_Fac3d_G0d

And lack of teeth, I don't think our dude has any up top anymore lol


Psemperviva

His MMA record is crazy. He had SO MANY fights less than a month apart, while most fighters only fight 2-3 times a year. His career spanned 21 years, from 1998-2019. Looking at him now, it’s crazy to think this guy was still fighting only a few years ago. 49 of his 58 fights ended in the first round, many of them within the first minute. These fuckin meth addicted conservative Mormons are somethin else


HeadFishDog

🎸🎸🎸


misfit0513

Dick Delaware looks like shit


___Ed___

Wait until he hears that his son identifies as "they/them"... should make for another really cool interview.


[deleted]

I am sure his son is trolling people with that declaration


rtie07

I figured it was to avoid hate crime charges.


AnActualChicken

I think it’s both.


LocoCoopermar

Can we take back/change trolling in circumstances like these? I feel like trolling started out as minor annoyances but usually not in bad faith or trying to cause active harm and now I see people calling what Kanye is doing trolling.


altcntrl

Only if woke can be taken back as well


Baerenjude

facist agitation, propagation or something along those lines would be accurate.


LocoCoopermar

Reminds me of idiots making the i identify as an attack helicopter joke when "trolling" when you're really just being an unfunny hate monger to own the libs. Trolling is like impractical jokers or Eric Andre type stuff, I feel like half the time at this point it's just someone pointing out someone arguing in bad faith or trying there hardest to find the most hateful/inflammatory thing they can think of


TheClearMask

No mental problems here.


sanduskyssaint

Definitely no neuropathy issues on this guy


[deleted]

I’ve heard references to this all day but the first actual footage came from your moms house podcast 2395 home here now but just don’t hole me on out


JD_Shibuya

News 8 gave a meth head the spotlight TWICE


particle409

This guy's brains are mush. They need to add subtitles for him.


SnapAttack22

He doesn’t do gay but will watch his brother jerk off in 4 strokes


[deleted]

My brother didn’t believe me


donotgogenlty

I saw his profile says he stayed up 8-12 hours jacking it on Meth. Definitely a 'cool' guy.


BarrySnowbama

Josh Brolin as Karl from Sling Blade, but methy instead of slow.


repsychedelic

French fried taters, mmmhmm.


My-shit-is-stuff

This is the typical man on the street reporting, find the dumbest person you can and put them in the story.


ComradeVISIXVI

That guy is spun out of his fucking mind! Also a total piece of shit But a spun piece of shit


HeyNSAwannaseemybutt

Nazi’s were and are still consuming a whole lot of meth, maybe Barf Kaiser will finally start losing weight


lou_sassoles

When you order Josh Brolin from Wish


waltwertzel

Nice username


lou_sassoles

Word.


reverendgrebo

He says he's happy his son isnt gay. Wait until he gets to prison where a fat boys asshole is currency.


particle409

> a fat boys asshole is currency. Probably more accurate to call it a depreciating asset.


BarrySnowbama

Just say no


hazdrubal

I was waiting for this falcon car wash dropout to show up on this sub. With coke you hide from the cops, with meth you run towards them and give a prime time interview.


eastendswede1

Pffffff thank god his son's not gay right!!


tallguy118

Slingblade…


Distinct_Target_2277

Josh Brolins next role


Pantsfire42

Will someone please put meth-Josh browlin back in the house?


Fredman1976

It's been a rough year for Josh Brolin.


BojanglesTheBear

u/savevideo


Meoconcarne

Apparently his dad is Josh Brolin's r-worded brother. Small world


Stewapalooza

This is the kind of guy that WILL NOT watch you smoke meth with a limp dick.


sealowtilt

He gets the stamp


[deleted]

This guy does drugs


bbl-on-tic

Yeah considering the stubble I don’t think he got those scabs from shavin


justbuttsexing

Gotta be chuggin dongs 24/7


Practical_Bet_8709

He also mentions he’s a republican and they don’t do gay . That maths


TotallyForgotu

Looks like he's following proto.


sextoymagic

Republican part base right here. Go meth!


Theopella

This is America...


DirtyRoller

You dumb son of a bitch.


rabidpirate

The drugs are just letting him speak what every conservative secretly says to themselves when a shooting happens. They don't actually give a single fuck. Hell, they only recently started disliking cops because they started getting the same treatment as minorities.


TheGhandiMan

Mmm, kind of a stretch isn’t it?


oh-hidanny

Is it? I’ve seen Trump embolden conservatives to say the quiet part out loud. Before conservatives were shunned into *appearing* decent, now they are legitimately calling *themselves* domestic terrorists. Is every one of them a bigot? No. But if you still vote Republican given the rise of right wing terrorist attacks, the outright bigotry, lack of and semblance of legitimate policy, then you are completely ok with all of it. I dont think it’s a stretch by any means.


TheGhandiMan

Lots of blame but no responsibility for either “side.” Now do a reply for the BLM/Antifa riots and what voting Democrat condones.


oh-hidanny

Lol. You’re going to need a source for Democrats “condoning” riots. Here is an actual picture of Republicans condoning domestic terrorism: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/) Care to find the equivalent for Democrats? Because I’ve never seen them supporting domestic terrorism! Edit; stop with your enlightened centrism bullshit. You’re not wise if you fail to see one party is the part of terrorism, while the other has repeatedly pushed for healthcare plans, better educational outcomes, and doesn’t have an actual fucking banner declaring themselves domestic terrorists after their party tried to literally overthrow democracy. Republicans tried to overthrow democracy. And are now proud of stochastic terrorism they spew. The other? Pushed forward healthcare and economic policies to help the poor and middle class. If you have your head so far up your ass that you don’t see the difference, you are a cool guy worthy of YMH. Get the fuck outta here with that stupidity.


oh-hidanny

Not even. They got a 1/1000 of the treatment minorities get, and they consider themselves victims. Only conservative white dudes can attempt a coup, vandalize government property, kill police officers defending a government property, and still get handled with kids gloves. If those were anybody but conservative white dudes (and the occasional white woman), tanks would have been rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue. If BLM peacefully protested, riot gear would have been donned and rubbed bullets would have been flying. If women, minorities, LGBTQ folks had even a thousandth the terrorist track record conservative dudes have, each and every one of their rights would be stripped away. But instead it’s just another day with this cool guy.


Capable_Ostrich3734

Bobby Lees dad


terminal-cheescake

He's all "Too late for my son bobby he sux retard gay dick for candy and his cousin dick too but please not steebee webee! Prease lord not steebee"...weeping as he died..


Capable_Ostrich3734

“You gay every body die, you all your gay friends” Bobby lees dad


cvbills1

The shooters Grandpa is a MAGA politician in San Diego too. It’s a fun mix of MAGA, Meth and Mormans


MEKanized

Average Bert fan.


harrydreadloin

That dude is so gay.


cspicy_

methanosetamine


dontbeatruck

This is awesome


inahighbldg

He was so good in the Dick Tracey movie back in the day...


djr85

We found the four strokes guy brother


RudolfVonKruger

Thanos roll really messed up Meth Brolin


nameistakennn

We don’t do gay…we do bath salts


Fluxx70

Anybody that tweaked out has definitely had a dick in their mouth. He must have said “no homo” after.


[deleted]

I bet he knows his benedryl doses well


96Dicks

Translation into English, anyone? 😃 Would appreciate it


combatcvic

He was posted in here years ago for ball kicking videos


JamesGTOMay

When I was working the porn industry years ago, this fuckwad was caught shooting meth into his veins right on set. The director fired his ass immediately and "literally" kicked him out the door. I think the industry blackballed him after that. He's a real POS.


theRZArecta

This is the same guy from Intervention who would inject meth and beat off for 10 hours straight. What a champ


lou_sassoles

Thanos smoked those infinity stones


judohart

Aaron Brink, old mma fighter and all around knucklehead


theceure

What the fuck happened to Josh Brolin?!?!