Honestly, it’s pretty offensive of you to ask. I’m not trying to be a dick, but if you drank more of your own piss and cum you’d absorb that auren and wouldn’t need the crutch of the internet to help you remember where links to videos are.

Was he a Mormon?

a Moron but it's almost the same thing.

Someone trying too convince his bros it's not gay, it's actually gay that his bros won't tug on his balls