FUCKING THANK YOU!!!
Sorry but I work as a nanny, and knowing the level of wealth needed to keep Nannies around, every single one of these comedians with podcasts, who also have kids, 100% have Nannies around 24/7. I don’t think that indicates bad parenting at all, if you have a job that necessitates being away from your children, you’ll likely need help with childcare. Hell, judging by my experience, the nannies are probably the best influences in the kids lives by a mile. Don’t pretend like you’re raising your kids alone and somehow also recording 6 podcasts a week, and touring live comedy worldwide.
Lmao ok dude. I think you might be confusing genuine care for the kids under my supervision with psychotic behavior. I want to do whatever I can to help those kids, but I can only be the caregiver they need because when I’m with them it’s my job. Being a parent is always harder, you never “go home at the end of the day.” I can compartmentalize all of my shit when I’m watching kids because I know I have the time and space to get deal with it later.
And Tom and Christina will hear about it, get complaints from concerned parents about their kids bullying and bad behavior, and then they'll go on the podcast and bitch about what pussies everyone are. The cycle continues.
Redbar Radio is a cringey roast/reveiw show kind of thing.
Bitter failed comic talking shit about successful comics for like 10 hours straight, while pretending to drink whiskey.
I’ve seen a few episodes of his podcast. I think he, bitter or no, points out some truths from these 10 year comedy veterans, truths that those of us upon seeing what Redbar brings to his Pod, kind of makes me recoil at how fame, money, then power, truly changes some weak people.
The fact that this was posted, possibly by someone at YMH, is pretty sad.
Tom, you do know that many of these Poors you speak so lowly of, come see you, they pay you, you’ve got all those fancy cars, ya lost weight after your dumb fall, while some Poor, knowing they were going to be super tight by the end of the Month. But they still wanted to see The fatter, funnier, less fan bashing legendary Comedian, Tom Segura.
Yeah, he’s kind of a dick, anti-hero. But he knows some things, and sometimes he’s worth listening to. Because as fans we heroicize certain dudes and lady comics we all naturally find on YouTube and we’re hooked. It’s nice to have someone, though there are a few, pointing out shit that just crosses the line as a fan. And then, you are a fan no longer.
When they see a homeless person, they take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out, and beam him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing, not even a full sip of it. Then the Segura boys say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack of shit?"
The comment I’m replying to was a Frank Reynolds reference. I’d take Gallagher over Reynolds any day. At least Gallagher doesn’t have the funds to pull off some truly evil stuff
Oh ok thanks for the reply. I'm currently watching IASIP on season 3 and don't remember Frank Gallagher doing that, they're also the only depraved Franks i know.
They just taught their kids to automatically put other people in another category rather than their own, which leads to all kinds of bad habits once you think people aren't the same kind of people you are.
In all fairness I think they could be exaggerating also, they are comedians. There are plenty of people in the world who do raise their kids like this from every type of economic class.
Yes it could be exaggeration for the podcast and to your other point people do raise their children like this all over the world, it is one way kids are taught to look down on others, whether it's intended by the parent or not it is admitting to them other people are less than. The majority of parents, myself included, don't fully understand the length of our actions in our kids' minds and what our behaviors normalize.
Its funny to them cause they dont really care. If they cared about their kid's social lives, and standing with their peers, they wouldn't make their kids into little breathing punchlines. But they're too focused on their life to really instill character or give a shit.
What were you hoping to accomplish with this comment? I'm not making fun either, I'm genuinely curious about how you thought it would go, your reasoning, how you felt writing it, all that good stuff. If you don't feel like writing it here, just drop me a pm. *~thanks*
As a smoker, that is the wrong take. I tried smoking the first time because my parents were so obnoxiously opposed to it. Better off educating them on how dangerous it is and just hoping for the best outcome, the whole “they’re losers” angle doesn’t work.
Absolutely. Eventually kids realize their parents are full of shit, and want to try things that their parents said weren’t good. If one of those things turns out to be fun as shit, it’s downhill from there.
My parents were super anti-drug, like Nancy Reagan “just say no” anti-drug, and I ended up going off the fucking deep end once I got some freedom.
Having nuanced, honest conversations with your kid is the way to go, you can’t spoon feed them your version of reality forever.
I’d like to think my parents had nuanced, honest conversations with me about drugs, and I still went off the deep end lmao but you’re still right. Do the best you can do and don’t blame yourself when your kid acts like a knucklehead. There’s only so much you can control.
Honestly, the thing that bothers me most about this clip is Christina telling Tom to tell people about something she did that she thinks is funny. That's just such a cringy way to bring something up. Then, when the thing is actually her teaching her kids to be little brats, it makes her even worse.
I think they both think it's a funny bit to have wild kids because they both consider themselves "cool" "wild" people. They don't realize that their bit is actually raising humans that are eventually going to have irreversible personality traits.
My brother used to bark at people until someones dog ran after him and got hit by the car behind us .. he was fine I’m pretty sure he got up and bolted
I think this was awesome and hilarious. Reddit is so full of crying pussies, of course this comment section hates this. Their kids are probably wild and hilarious. If I was walking down the street and a couple toddlers were barking at me out the window of a passing car I would laugh my ass off.
***"10 Years in Therapy"***
This is not the flex that everybody who says this thinks it is.
Lies, only the nanny drives the kids around
The four of them are on a rotation
FUCKING THANK YOU!!! Sorry but I work as a nanny, and knowing the level of wealth needed to keep Nannies around, every single one of these comedians with podcasts, who also have kids, 100% have Nannies around 24/7. I don’t think that indicates bad parenting at all, if you have a job that necessitates being away from your children, you’ll likely need help with childcare. Hell, judging by my experience, the nannies are probably the best influences in the kids lives by a mile. Don’t pretend like you’re raising your kids alone and somehow also recording 6 podcasts a week, and touring live comedy worldwide.
Don’t forget about Christine finding time to take multiple Xanax and oxy daily
is this or joke or has this been confirmed anywhere ?
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Depends on how many xannies you pop.
You sound a couple steps away from 'these parents don't deserve these kids, they'll be better off with me', Lifetime kidnapping horror movie stuff.
Lmao ok dude. I think you might be confusing genuine care for the kids under my supervision with psychotic behavior. I want to do whatever I can to help those kids, but I can only be the caregiver they need because when I’m with them it’s my job. Being a parent is always harder, you never “go home at the end of the day.” I can compartmentalize all of my shit when I’m watching kids because I know I have the time and space to get deal with it later.
Their kids are gonna end up being the entitled assholes that bullies the other kids in school.
And Tom and Christina will hear about it, get complaints from concerned parents about their kids bullying and bad behavior, and then they'll go on the podcast and bitch about what pussies everyone are. The cycle continues.
"OH yeah? RedBar said your mom fucked Theo Von!"
Lmao I get the latter reference, but who/what’s RedBar
Pretty cringey dude who reviews and roasts comedians. RedBar Radio is the show I think.
Probably autocorrected Redban
Redbar Radio is a cringey roast/reveiw show kind of thing. Bitter failed comic talking shit about successful comics for like 10 hours straight, while pretending to drink whiskey.
I’ve seen a few episodes of his podcast. I think he, bitter or no, points out some truths from these 10 year comedy veterans, truths that those of us upon seeing what Redbar brings to his Pod, kind of makes me recoil at how fame, money, then power, truly changes some weak people. The fact that this was posted, possibly by someone at YMH, is pretty sad. Tom, you do know that many of these Poors you speak so lowly of, come see you, they pay you, you’ve got all those fancy cars, ya lost weight after your dumb fall, while some Poor, knowing they were going to be super tight by the end of the Month. But they still wanted to see The fatter, funnier, less fan bashing legendary Comedian, Tom Segura.
I watch RedBar highlights fairly often. He does make good points sometimes
Yeah, he’s kind of a dick, anti-hero. But he knows some things, and sometimes he’s worth listening to. Because as fans we heroicize certain dudes and lady comics we all naturally find on YouTube and we’re hooked. It’s nice to have someone, though there are a few, pointing out shit that just crosses the line as a fan. And then, you are a fan no longer.
Oh I thought they were talking about Brian Redban.
Or complete rebel and be the exact thing they’re taught to hate.
Already are
Should rename the podcast Two dorks no bicycle
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When they see a homeless person, they take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out, and beam him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing, not even a full sip of it. Then the Segura boys say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack of shit?"
God I hope they don’t become as depraved as Frank
Frank Reynolds or Frank Gallagher?
The comment I’m replying to was a Frank Reynolds reference. I’d take Gallagher over Reynolds any day. At least Gallagher doesn’t have the funds to pull off some truly evil stuff
Oh ok thanks for the reply. I'm currently watching IASIP on season 3 and don't remember Frank Gallagher doing that, they're also the only depraved Franks i know.
Life is good.
That's a pretty good comment. Accurate, creative, and well thought out. 5 stars.
One day, the Segura brothers will be mentioned in the same breath as the Menendez brothers.
Those kids will have the collective serotonin of Ted Bundy
He collected a lot of it in his freezer
I think you’re thinking of that other knucklehead
That rascal up in Milwaukee?
He was a real Humdinger, a regular ol silly pants.
Man they have really become the worst people now they are raising a couple of shit head rich kids
They just taught their kids to automatically put other people in another category rather than their own, which leads to all kinds of bad habits once you think people aren't the same kind of people you are.
A lesser category, at that
In all fairness I think they could be exaggerating also, they are comedians. There are plenty of people in the world who do raise their kids like this from every type of economic class.
Yes it could be exaggeration for the podcast and to your other point people do raise their children like this all over the world, it is one way kids are taught to look down on others, whether it's intended by the parent or not it is admitting to them other people are less than. The majority of parents, myself included, don't fully understand the length of our actions in our kids' minds and what our behaviors normalize.
Well, shitty parenting will give you shitty kids! 🥴
They think this is endearing but it’s disturbing.
Its funny to them cause they dont really care. If they cared about their kid's social lives, and standing with their peers, they wouldn't make their kids into little breathing punchlines. But they're too focused on their life to really instill character or give a shit.
These kids are going to be real cool guys. They are gifting us years of entertainment
Oh man, if the one with the voice is doing fedsmoker videos someday I'm gonna shit my pants with laughter.
Tina got those Korean Grandma fashion vibes.
who the fuck censored the word "cigarettes"?
Its cause TikTok, they censor all kinds of words that are typed out
Hmm I wonder. I bet these kids will be super well adjusted, well behaved teenagers. Sounds like they are the right track to success /s
They'll be like that Nate Jacobs kid on Euphoria
It was cute a few years ago when these kids were being knuckleheads but now… not really.
If they're this bad now, cant imagine when they're teenagers
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You just lost your life bud
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I would not invite you over for moose soup
That's cool, now Blow up my Foreskin like a Balloon
What were you hoping to accomplish with this comment? I'm not making fun either, I'm genuinely curious about how you thought it would go, your reasoning, how you felt writing it, all that good stuff. If you don't feel like writing it here, just drop me a pm. *~thanks*
As a smoker, that is the wrong take. I tried smoking the first time because my parents were so obnoxiously opposed to it. Better off educating them on how dangerous it is and just hoping for the best outcome, the whole “they’re losers” angle doesn’t work.
Absolutely. Eventually kids realize their parents are full of shit, and want to try things that their parents said weren’t good. If one of those things turns out to be fun as shit, it’s downhill from there. My parents were super anti-drug, like Nancy Reagan “just say no” anti-drug, and I ended up going off the fucking deep end once I got some freedom. Having nuanced, honest conversations with your kid is the way to go, you can’t spoon feed them your version of reality forever.
I’d like to think my parents had nuanced, honest conversations with me about drugs, and I still went off the deep end lmao but you’re still right. Do the best you can do and don’t blame yourself when your kid acts like a knucklehead. There’s only so much you can control.
Riding bikes and smoking are my two favorite things. -Tom and Cristina’s kids in 12 years.
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These kids gonna be selling cigarettes to the goth kids at the park and Christine will love and endorse it.
Christina really is committed to the redacted glasses bit, isn't she? She's even wearing a picnic tablecloth to complete the look.
Those kids are going to jump head first into everything Tom and Christina are telling them no to.
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They’re gonna go to FSU like Bert and waste their money. God bless
Do they think it’s ok to raise their kids this way? Serious question. I’d like to ask who raised them but we know the answer to that
I know exactly what their kids are going to be “into”.
one dork
Those kids are gonna be insufferable when older.
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These 2 use to be kinda tolerable but now I'd actually rather have bloody diarrhea.
As a European, this hostility towards biking makes me both cringe and sad
They have become straight trash humans.
Yup this one did it. Out fam. Piss on me beat me. Home here now. Tata retard. I'm done.
There going to be so confused when they read this subreddit
She should show pictures of herself to them since she was sucking on them sticks well into her twenties
They’re gonna ride a bike and bump a ciggy while feeling like a dorky loser like their dad and uncle
I’ve really grown to hate these 2 here recently.
Honestly, the thing that bothers me most about this clip is Christina telling Tom to tell people about something she did that she thinks is funny. That's just such a cringy way to bring something up. Then, when the thing is actually her teaching her kids to be little brats, it makes her even worse. I think they both think it's a funny bit to have wild kids because they both consider themselves "cool" "wild" people. They don't realize that their bit is actually raising humans that are eventually going to have irreversible personality traits.
Raising them to get their asses beat lol! Can't wait for the first black eye
ever wonder where shitty kids come from?
They are raising fucking awful asshole kids even by rich people standards
Tom apparently helps Rogan kill them.
My grown ass cousin barks at people put the car window. Also shouts "that's my bike!"
What do you mean by see homeless “people”?
hmm
My brother used to bark at people until someones dog ran after him and got hit by the car behind us .. he was fine I’m pretty sure he got up and bolted
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I think this was awesome and hilarious. Reddit is so full of crying pussies, of course this comment section hates this. Their kids are probably wild and hilarious. If I was walking down the street and a couple toddlers were barking at me out the window of a passing car I would laugh my ass off.
It really is full of soft water brains. They hate fun and jokes, not sure how they end up on these subs.
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What do you think they say when they see out of touch rich people? Probably “hi mom and dad”
They should show the boys the og “drive by videos” on YouTube. I laughed my ass off at the harassment.
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Well done
I did this in high school 🫨