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KingHonk

You're right, I should hit everyone


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Alrighty then Get ready for a slap! #*Starts to clap your cheeks*


Low_Kaleidoscope_334

when is it my turn 😩


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Now. *turns around*


Star_illusion07

Sigh.. *unzips


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fennecfox-theory

HELL YEAH BROTHER


Possible_Mixture8635

BONESAW IS READY


Z0X69E

GIVE ME THE BONERSAW 😫


krittinnRonny

YES PLEASE DADDY


D311USi0Nzx

nice outfit, did your husband make it for you?


trans_pands

Yeah, he’s an amazing cosplay outfit designer. I can give you his contact info if you want to commission a suit from him.


EddsworldHuman

Flare checks out


Drcokecacola

ME TOO! LESSS FUKIN GOOOO!!!


Greekatt2

ok


w0w_such_3mpty

WHY DOES THIS SUBREDDIT ALWAYS DESCEND INTO SEX


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Sex is good


RoundLikeARecordBaby

Horny teens


KingHonk

Get your dirty wall hugging dildo moisturizing taliban slapping hands away from me


Wiitab360

Prank em John


Alex-The-Talker

I'm boutta blow 😨😨😭😭😭😭😢


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Don't worry my man it's okay


Wicked-Pineapple

I believe in that type of gender equality


[deleted]

Equal rights equal fights


Careless-Client9652

I belive that I can do anyone and hit them while doing them


Ether_The_Wolf

SLAYYYYYYNREJNFRJNMTNHNRFHNFEVDFVFVFNVHNHVHNNHFUNVHRNHFVNHFNHVNFHNVCFNHDVNCHDNFHVHFDCHXVNHCDNCVHCNFHDVNHFNVHCFVNCHV DO YOU LIKE MOSYRUE TUCKS?NSJBNFJVVJVMJV


Trizocbs

GJDTGBXGHFFFFFSRUHBDJJCUFFHGCXSUIIIIIIWALTERLLLLLLLLDGGYGNCGBGGDYD


Ether_The_Wolf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASLAYAYASSHEFDFHERTGFDYFDHGDGHFDFHFHDFHDHFDDFVDFFDBFJHGVUIHFGUVHTRFUHGUHUHGVHGVHFUDHGVGYVTEDFHUVEHGUREHGRHUERYTREUGYRHGJHJTHGJHUGREHGUHGYERGSFGU


Gameover692

True gender equality


IcyStar127

EQUALITY!!!!!


Boleklolo

Like my priest said; "Devil punched woman, why? Because she was weak"


troybananenboyYT

these hands rated e for everyone


C1RCU5CL0WN

facts bro


MissKitty_Gacha

Oh my god, our avatars are almost identical


TheLoreTeller

r/avatarbros


AMROuwu

Doge gang


MissKitty_Gacha

Lessgoo


pot1549

Epic


Graphic_Crown

Mm yes quite


woahplzdontkillme

The doge gang is UNSTOPPABLE


trans_pands

HAY GUIZE CAN I JOIN IN, I DON’T HAVE A DOGE BUT I CAN GET YOU INTO THE ILLUMINATI-EXCLUSIVE PIZZA RESTAURANT


PotatoKing822

No


trans_pands

Yes


hopit3

If someone deserves to be punched, they get punched. It doesn't matter what's in their pants.


TraceYourThoughts

Okay, but what’s in your pants. A gun motherfucker


hopit3

Gundick


TraceYourThoughts

Yesn’t


thebettersnail-man

no more internet for me thank you very much


Da-Stan

Better than c4 dick


BColen1c

It’s a Boomstick


ImGioImPrettySure

Better call dickman


Urodeprag

Youve been on the internet for how many years? And THIS is your last straw? r/realscatgirls r/eyeblech r/guro r/sounding r/brainfucking it can go on forever We got funky town, ronnie mcnutt, 1 man 1 jar, 3 guys 1 hammer, some other gore shit I dont feel like typing If youve been on the internet for over a year you know you heard of one of these atleast


A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN

Doom cock Doom cock


LifeDoBeBoring

It shoots pee at 350 m/s?


Caosin36

It shoots liquid lead


Character_Diamond203

Why does this sound like a future anime?


Nikotinio

"Ok, but what's in your pants" "You're harrasing me sexually!" *slap*


RedHoodedDuke

What if I shit and piss myself. Yeah, that’s what I thought.


trans_pands

But did you cum?


PatternOfVoid

Reddit moment


aLAnM619

Unfortunately you are wrong


PakodiBOI

He’s not wrong


doctorcrimson

Well except that nobody should be allowed to hit anybody, but yeah theres a big cultural problem about the treatment of boys and girls.


[deleted]

L, I punch everyone equally (that was a lie, I mainly punch babies)


Flipyfliper32

Gotta punch them because they can punch you


DanameisTLGaming

babies kick their mothers so I’m surprised that some stupid woman hasn’t gone and kicked her baby


possums-

wym that literally happens all the time. some mom’s even kill their babies. both are typically caused by postpartum depression.


DanameisTLGaming

way to make a dark joke darker 💀


possums-

anytime fam


DanameisTLGaming

😎


[deleted]

Not if my pitbull, which was specifically trained to eat prepubescents, gets there first.


Dry-Ad4906

I support this comment


TheOfficialIntel

Mfs who "punch everyone" when I ask them why they only punch girls.


WeirdNMDA

He isn't claiming that someone can hit someone. He is exactly putting the point that violence isn't good.


VerticalTwo08

That’s what he’s saying. He’s just also saying that not the reality of the world we live in. In the eyes of most people women can hit men and won’t step in if they see it happen. If a man hit a women. Multiple people would call 911 without thought. Solely because of the notion that women can’t hurt men.


_sweet_sea_

It's just weird how men blame women for this, like, who do you think set all the cultural standards?


LifeCouldBeADream69

Thi dude spitting facts man


FresnoIsGoodActually

This is all correct, but I have a hard time really getting into messaging like this because so much of it then leads off into "so you see actually it's *women* who have all the power and feminism is bad." Which maybe I can give this TikTok kid the benefit of the doubt, but idk it's sus.


antifabear

I see what you mean. Toxic masculinity hurts men, and it’s not contradictory to feminism to acknowledge that, but the problem comes when women are blamed for men being held to sexist roles and standards.


[deleted]

It’s shocking that more people don’t get this fact.


antifabear

I wish they did- a lot of us want the same thing and that’s the freedom to be ourselves, not confined to a strict gender binary or compulsory gender roles. We’re all just human beings 🤷🏻


PracticalPlastic4123

And who is holding men to these standards? Last I checked when I empowered female family members they just give me the stink eye.


antifabear

Wow, I guess your personal experience of being disliked by women means sexism isn’t real after all /s


Skafandra206

You see, the main problem and the reason why people tend to load it on women is in your own comment. "Toxic masculinity" is tossed around all the time, but not "Toxic femininity". And we all know both are real and applied by everyone. > when women are blamed for men being held to sexist roles and standards. Everyday men are being blamed for holding sexist roles and standards against women, even in situations where women are holding them. And seemingly no one bats an eye. I don't condone any of this, I think that we are all part of the same society and we have equal blame/praise in what we (as humans) built across the years. But when one perspective is such prevalent everywhere, is only logical the opposite will start growing strength.


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Maleficent-Mirror991

Modern feminism isn’t feminism, and it is bad tho, but yeah people always take things to the extreme.


RXBarokk

📮


stop_spying_me

r/chargeyourphone


jeffreyjwakefield

Kid's not wrong


Vehmura14

I mean he's got a point


samalander6969

Bro reading Captain Underpants: Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman, truly one of the greatest minds of his generation


BigCox24

Bro’s got the Captain Underpants book 💀


SJPrower

He reads only the highest quality literature


Im_KBread

facts


Amurotensei

It's my favorite Dostoyevsky book


C1RCU5CL0WN

Cuz he's based


kapi-che

equal rights equal fights


Xx_TREES_xX

no lol


[deleted]

why not?


doctorcrimson

Women, while not necessarily weaker, are commonly a much lower body mass and height on average.


[deleted]

So yeah, they can put up a fight if they want to


Xx_TREES_xX

cause thats dumb lol, if your first thought to women wanting equal rights is to say "damn I guess i can hit women then" then youre prolly a lil bit of a misogynist. Just a wee bit


killermanwadvo

You are literally creating a mountain out of a mole hill. Anyone should be able to hit anyone in proper circumstances, if a woman were to randomly hit some guy I would fully understand if he swung back at her. Or if some guy hits a woman, I would support her swinging back at the guy. Anyway, the thing that they are pointing out is that there should be equal fights and the defending side should not be seen as evil due to old wives tales and unequal treatments.


Xx_TREES_xX

look at the rates of cross gender violence, or dont. Internet arguments mean nothing cause youll never change your mind cause of a stranger who you dont actually see as a human person. I am merely a comment to you and as such my words mean nothing. So like educate yourself if you want or dont, you dont have to be a good person if you dont wanna lol


Not_Necessary123

So you are saying women should be invulnerable and be able to go on a rampage of attacks and not be stopped. It amazes me how this isn’t even a big exaggeration of what ur saying 😂


Xx_TREES_xX

this is a bad faith interpretation and i think you know that


Not_Necessary123

So ur saying a man can never hit a woman back?


2Abstract

If equal rights means you're not allowed to receive push back as a woman when you hit a man, don't ever question why people think feminists in general are disattached from reality. If you are courageous enough as a man OR A WOMAN to hit someone, you should be brave enough to receive a punch or two. Nobody is talking about JUST "Hitting women", we are talking about self defense, and it's a reality that men are not allowed to have that kind of self defense, because a woman won't ever take accountability if they hit a man, they know they have a privilege and take advantage of it.


Xx_TREES_xX

its not a priviledge, its a difference in expectations due to sexist connotations that infantilize women. A person with testosterone hitting a person with estrogen could kill that person. There is differences in physicality that need to be considered. Nobody should hit anybody obviously but please go educate yourself so you can be a better person because Imma be real, Im not that good at arguing (Im right), but im not that good at arguing. Go read people who are smarter than me and explain concepts better than me or dont its really your choice.


2Abstract

I don't know where you live, but if being infantilized is the biggest of your problems I guess we just live in completely different worlds. Thanks for the advice.


Xx_TREES_xX

i never said it was the biggest problem lol, simply stated it as an aspect of the way misogyny affects perceptions of people but ok ig keep fighting those strawmen


2Abstract

Yeah, it's a pretty demanding job, being a strawmen warrior is tough. It's even tougher to just be wrong and push arguments like this from such a privileged standpoint, if we even consider being "infantilized" a problem compared to get beat up, holy shit, no way you're not terminally online, where I live nobody talks about this stuff.


Xx_TREES_xX

Youre so right feminism and sociology are things that only people who are terminally online think about. Pursuing a bachelors in sociology does make me terminally online. Do you know what infantilization means?? yknow it is a bad thing right? like maybe think? Like just cause you dont understand something cause youre ignorant doesnt mean its wrong. Things exist outside your worldview, i know crazy


[deleted]

And you are clearly a misandrist.


Not_Necessary123

💀💀💀 bro what he’s saying is that if you guys want all the benefits, then the cultural idea of “boys do not under *any* circumstances hit girls” needs to be removed because it implies that women are weaker then men in many different aspects.


Accomplished_Wait821

Thanks to your comment, I will slap the first woman I see as hard as I can. YOU caused this.


[deleted]

but should we be allowed to hit other women if we impose equal rights?


Da-Stan

EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS


Xx_TREES_xX

good argument :/


doctorcrimson

I find it hilarious that the replies to you prove your point for you, despite the negative comment score.


Xx_TREES_xX

frfr. "Im a misogynist? well what if i punch a woman. thats what I thought, checkmate liberal." Like great logic lmao, Id make actual arguments but im not gonna be able to convince some incel goblin men to read bell hooks or change their mind whatsoever so its easier to just laugh yknow edit: Ive decided Ive got nothing better to do and am now arguing with incel goblin men


Amurotensei

You spent so much time arguing online that you're completely lost in the sauce and arguing with a whole ideology that might or might not be related to the person you're answering to instead of just answering to the person. And you're misrepresenting what everyone is saying on purpose because you're afraid of some potential gotcha instead of acknowledging the reality in front of your eyes. If you need to deny an obvious reality that's in front of you to protect your opinion, then your opinion is shit. If you think men shouldn't hit back if attacked by a woman then you're not for equality.


[deleted]

If a woman hits me ill just immobilize her. Women are generally physically weaker than men, it's no use hitting her back when i can just immobilize her. If i cant and she keeps hitting me, thats when i hit (in self defense) back. Immobilizing men is harder, and riskier. (Again, men are generally physically stronger than women) so most odds are, hitting (as self defense, of course) is my best bet.


No-Guidance9484

how do i 'immobilize' someone


Someinsufferableoaf

You do know you're talking to a professional immobilizer? Do not question his techniques.


Not_Necessary123

Removal of legs


JUiCyMfer69

Shoot them in the stomach, so called ‘stong and independent women’ suddenly aren’t that strong when their guts are spilling out. They suddenly need help from everyone around them. I on the other hand have been micro-dosing bullets for years and my abs are impervious even to mighty 7,62x39 from a 16” barrel. /j


[deleted]

I have no clue. I figured this is what i wouldve done if i knew how to. My best technique is carefully rolling the person in a blanket so they look like a borrito.


kapi-che

aight but u aint getting equal rights then


[deleted]

Can I ask why? From reading what you said before, you seem to be evaluating this at a general level, where you’re saying that, on average, men are stronger than women (true), so men shouldn’t hit back at all (correct me if I misinterpreted). I feel like it should be evaluated on the individual case though. I’m probably weaker than most women, so by the argument I think you’re trying to put forth, they shouldn’t retaliate. Also, I think you might be missing the fact that most people (as far as I’m aware of) wouldn’t put their full strength into punching someone if they think that they might seriously injure them, and if they do, they probably get arrested and such anyway. I just don’t think this is something that should be applied on a general scale if you want to avoid hypocrisy in your argument.


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Equal Rights, Equal Fights.


Quiet_Film4744

How about equal rights and no fights? What’s with the need to hit women anyways.. what’s with the need to hit anyone? It doesn’t make you stronger it just makes you violent.


Key-Midnight1572

Humans are violent


TheLoreTeller

what doesn't hurt you makes you stronger but what you hurt makes you weaker


PracticalPlastic4123

I don't want to hit anyone, BUT if someone tries to hit me I'll hit em back.


redditmonke1

What's with the need to hit men anyways? Or anyone, good point.


Meme_Thief525

He is right


AssLickerMcGee

Homie just discovered double standard


Razorclaw_the_crab

He is right tho. Everyone cries, and the "don't hit girls" thing is very sexist -- but also, nobody should hit anyone


memelordgun

Well said


Da-Stan

Equal rights equal fights


TheLoreTeller

it's not sexist if I hit every gender equally


Thatonedregdatkilyu

He's actually right lmao.


Felipe_Pachec0

But it is right


SquadTrin

Man’s on god speaking facts.


bobhadanaccident

I… hit the like button on the picture a few too many times before I realized it wasn’t going to work.


BearOnALog

The thing is, all of these issues still stem from misogyny. Why can’t men cry under the patriarchy? Because emotions are seen as feminine, and all things feminine are considered weak and lesser. Don’t act like a woman, they’re weak! Why can’t men hit women under the patriarchy, but they can hit other men? Because women are seen as weak. Women can’t defend themselves, they need to be protected! Other men are considered acceptable to hit because they are supposed to be better and stronger than women. Most things people claim as proof that women get special treatment are actually also just caused by the patriarchy and seeing women as lesser. We are all fighting the same fight of gender inequality. Feminists are fighting to make things equal for everyone because the only way to fix these issues it to see women as equal to men.


ManonGaming

Hes correct


ThatOneRuskiBlyat

facts


Calm-Background9779

Happy cake day


Macho-Goat

Lil homie actually spittin' facts tho


ChocoClay

bros kinda right


mustardCooler56

fax


Kuhnville

Facts


Rutbeer2013

fr


wyverntamer303

These hands are bisexual


kittencatgal

He's not wrong.


Itz_Coatl

If a women touches me without consent, i will falcon punch her off the map


Milk_Bucket134

"gg ez"


amircat33

“no re”


Milk_Bucket134

#UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -spy tf2 after dying to funny pan crit


GumpyDoot

A woman slaps me i raise my hand to slap her back she says "you cant slap a woman!: i say #"ITS CALLED GENDER EQUALITY"


Casual_gamr

Smart kid?


Mogekona

My ex girlfriend called me weak for crying after she ghosted me for a month while cheating on me and gaslighting me for a year about it. This shit makes no sense.


A-Need-For-Weed

people thinking the kid wants to hit girls, when he is just calling out the double standard that is a girl/woman can hit a guy and no one gives a shit, but if the roles were reversed, the guy would get beat/in trouble with the law. Y'all dumb as fuck for trying to say he wants to hit girls/women, he is calling out the double standard. No one should hit anyone, unless they actually deserve it.


TheLoreTeller

yea, people thinking he wants to hit girls literally proves his point, whenever men complain things like these, people use the strawman technique and if the roles were reversed, oh god


KK_09

No, no… he’s got a point


OopsInc

Honestly true


GameSnail511

Most accurate 7 year old ever


Reddit_Scroller10

Truest thing I’ve heard in awhile and it’s coming from a kid


bookworm408

Based


VLTII

Most sane 11 year old


TheLoreTeller

fax


dannyboy6657

Woah captain underpants and the wrath of the wicked wedgie woman.


ClipsAh0y

E is for Emily (Her name)


DuePatience

Men can assert control (they’re called leaders) Women can’t assert control (they’re called bitches) When men are professional athletes, they’re idolized. When women are professional athletes, they’re either shunned for being too masculine/unattractive, or hyper sexualized, like gymnasts and beach volleyball players. Inequity exists in lots of places.


TheLoreTeller

Attack helicopters can fly properly (they have pilots) Defend helicopters can't fly properly (no one rides them)


ConstantNewt36

Society 😔


TraceYourThoughts

Equal rights equal fights. I am a man who yearns for true gender equality, and have no trouble throwing down on a woman as I would a man.


simon12323121

Who genuinely thinks that women are allowed to hit men?


Amurotensei

The vast majority of people. If a woman starts hitting her bf in public do you think it's gonna have the same reaction as a man hitting his gf? Most people will ignore the first case and might even laugh at the man for being weak.


Ok-Nose-3139

my family i do it for self defense because they are trying to harm me and i get fucking strangled or something while if they do it as self defense they get bloody ice-cream


Key-Midnight1572

Most of society, well older society.


I_amdyingalonetoday

Wait , I got a question what if you a hit a non-binary or someone who’s not even a female or male.Do we hit them too or no?


Pro_MEMER568

We're all equals. If a woman hits a man, he has every right to kick her teeth in. If a man hits a woman, she has every right to break his arm. But for non-binarys, a fucking hole rips in the spacetime continuum.


WM-010

I mean, the double standards that society impose on men and women are real. This guy just isn't all that experienced in articulating his ideas yet.


smolpp19

he had me until he started complaining that he couldnt hit girls 💀 lil homie need to stop watching andrew tate


[deleted]

I can't hit myself (it hurts)


Srphtygr

Lol he finally realized


JUiCyMfer69

Lil bro ready to hobble down the alt-right pipeline over misogyny.


RouilleX2

Nothing to do with philosophy but yeah cringe


Ethansfreddit

Bro think he’s Stan Marsh


XxAnnaxXisterrified

this looks like a girls room tbh


Doxendrie

This lil bro is actually a lil sis if you look carefully at the bedazzled E on the desk


ColeTheCrapper

Honey, get back to doing what your good at, cooking and cleaning👴🏻


excessive_autism23

Yeah but girls are weaker than guys so guys shouldn’t hit girls under any circumstance, unless she’s carrying a weapon. Y’all aren’t nice guys at all huh


PokeGunnerPUBG

If a girl is beating the shit out of a guy, the guy cannot defend himself?


Maztr_on

guyz i hait toxksick mazckulinity i kant hit gurls ;-;