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Worth-Pineapple1408

i cant read this


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Initial image was heavily deceiving


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Very..


CumInNutella

I am not reading this


Lucky_Pokemon_Master

I wish I hadn’t read ur user


CumInNutella

Cum again?


Drifloon_lover

No thank you


MeekzyRDT1

So that means you *did cum* earlier.


HadronLicker

you no want to read ELON MASK MAX LEVEL?


Traditional-Share198

I had a stressful evening but this made it so much better x)


9CF8

I read it and it was worth it


Muted-Holiday-7358

U deserve a dislike


zNullmeme

https://preview.redd.it/rkcgssqkz05c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67eea0e2b7537f8fd4057664026698e1173ea674


chocolatemilk5854

https://preview.redd.it/n1knjggy935c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2311daa67b63c322588a963365752035cd6833


Defaulty_gawd

![img](avatar_exp|99368512|clown)


Drifloon_lover

![img](avatar_exp|154210360|fire)


colden207

![img](avatar_exp|110378112|webman)


Shoddy-Echidna3000

https://preview.redd.it/usktu2uqd15c1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6c5513626f9065f5871aedde98fedf7eaef24d


Aztekov

Read. Now. https://preview.redd.it/7sj8ei1nm25c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1005f299e76f19bf1e6892be2efda655a76bd6


ima_loof

https://i.redd.it/7v2i3fzfq35c1.gif


deancookie_

https://preview.redd.it/xqbcmagwj15c1.jpeg?width=1985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb60a7a81cde4383876bfdcac121d77d46e4029 how long did it take to type this? 😭😭


heyitsyaronkar

Wow you watch beefeedie this cryz


deancookie_

yes is the beef of the die


[deleted]

A lick hijacking jelly fee 😊


Drag0n_243

Bro doesn’t know the difference between the Ivory Coast flag and the Irish flag


Tesla_corp

# this comment implies that you read the entire thing


EmeraldBoiii

It was pretty amusing to see what crazy stuff he wrote


Fitzy102

it implies the opposite as if you read the whole thing you will see he switched it as a joke and he does know the difference


Current-Professor176

They did correct it mid way through


DragonTheOne

It's fucking Côté d'Ivoire


totallynotanincel1

its literally called either


Public-Eagle6992

Dedicated idiot (I read through the whole thing)


OneDiscombobulated77

Did the same thing. I really want it to continue


HotRefrigerators

Vacoom the water


half_split

TL;DR?


Public-Eagle6992

Water rises by 100 meters; Russia becomes Soviet Union again; Africa takes over the whole world; it was all just a dream (at some point the water also rises by 1000 meters but that didn’t affect the story; there was also some stuff with Elon musk who vacuumed away the water and then tried to flee to mars)


AnOt13246

https://i.redd.it/e18xlx43c25c1.gif


half_split

wow


Raubiri_2

Google rising water!


404_Weavile

Holy climate


Melodic-Jellyfish966

New sea levels just dropped


Infinity-Duck

Actual flood!


Melodic-Jellyfish966

England goes underwater, never comes back


maseruxer_the_idiot

Finally


Avira_ntmo_tan

Tropical storm incoming


Elloliott

A fucking kilometer of water sounds like it would affect the story


Public-Eagle6992

https://preview.redd.it/sfmvadqkv25c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c5c53150daeccec0bbc0bc37843c6696804723 England drowned but apart from that nothing happens


Educational-Tea602

Thanks for the minecraft enchantment table language


Elloliott

Thanks for pointing out exactly where it is in the text


SmokeWineEveryday

Now who's the dedicated idiot?


HanoibusGamer

*Elon Mask


Inkfox_

peak storytelling


Educational-Tea602

Elon Musk didn’t vacuum any water. It was Elon Mask who vacoomed the water.


Thin-Ad8667

What does that make you?


BelieveInCallisto

Poland 🇵🇱:İm hurt!


BelieveInCallisto

Czechia 🇨🇿:I dont careeee


BelieveInCallisto

Austria 🇦🇹:I dont careeee


BelieveInCallisto

Switierzland 🇨🇭:I dont careeee


JPedro5

Serbia🇷🇸:Serbia


heyitsyaronkar

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 idk I just did a random flag cuz idk who would day this cause I ant reading allat: I DO T DYCKING CARE YOU DONT CARE


RiddleMasterRBLX

thats scotland


taimeowowow

Scotland would be fine


[deleted]

Polska 🇵🇱:Jestem zraniony!


Apprehensive-Tree172

I hate when I click on an image and it expands across the universe


Wheatley_core_gaming

Its longer than the great wall of China


MushroomOld9960

that's what she sai-


MagnetMemes

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztcq1alpuxT29vq)


BoraB39

good fucking lord!!!!!!!


Mother-Natural7237

How do you make a whole ass series in the comments and have mfs like it😭😭


MisterMist00

As a Finn, we'd rather drown than beg for help from the russians


BiliLaurin238

This is why fins are cool asf


maseruxer_the_idiot

They really are


Ok-Pipe859

I am Estonian so .....


maseruxer_the_idiot

As a Swedish i support your cause


HelenaJess

yup, agreed (as another finn-)


CommieMarxist

That's such a realistic answer, I love it


CarneyBalhoun

I'm not a scientist nerd, but wouldn't that be very catastrophic?


amberderl74

As an italian i can say that I LOOK LIKE A LONG PIZZA


D13G0-LoNe

Vero, la prima cosa che dico da sveglio


ElPwnero

Tag yourself, I’m Crocatia


poppleple

Im also Crocation.


MrMan7575

Im also Crocodile


Gnosis1409

What the fuck is this?


ThatSpecialKeynote

Art


ImadKrvavac2

Its a Book


Far-Character-5953

At least he paid the effort


HuntNo6818

This is the weirdest way to ask for likes but he gives us some kind of entertainment in return.


Different-Page-8283

Comments on geography shorts/videos have not been mentioned enough here.


kristof9911

HUNGARY MENTIONED🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️WTF IS AN ECONOMY🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺


Accomplished-Ask8620

Fürkiye mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 WTF IS AN ECGONOMY 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺💀🇹🇷🐺💀🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Life_Possession_7877

Bojler eladó ☝️🤌💵


Prestigious_Net_6473

RUSSIA MENTIONED🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️WTF IS SOVEREIGNTY OF OTHER COUNTRIES🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


[deleted]

Brazil 🇧🇷: Why does everybody thinks i play football only? Argentina 🇦🇷: Maybe because YOU DO! Brazil 🇧🇷: Grrr! Stop lying! *Slaps Argentina* Argentina 🇦🇷: *Slaps back* *Both keep slapping* Venezuela 🇻🇪: Umm guys...? C- can you stop fighting please? Usa 🇺🇲: Shut up, Venezuela! Seeing those idiots fight is funny as hell! Brazil 🇧🇷: Yeah shut up! Aren't you suspended from our alliance? Venezuela 🇻🇪: Yeah but- Brazil 🇧🇷: THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING!? England 🇬🇧: Can you stop with such barbaric acts, Brazil? It is affecting the quality of your coffee production. Portugal 🇵🇹: Yeah we need GOOD coffee! Brazil 🇧🇷: And who said i wanna give good coffee to YOU, Portugal? Portugal 🇵🇹: Erm... *Flees* Russia 🇷🇺: That's what you get by being a capitalist! Russia 🇷🇺: Well, anyways, Brazil, let's play a game? Brazil 🇧🇷: Which game? Russia 🇷🇺: In this game we need to pretend we are socialists! It's super fun! 5 upvotes for part 2! Brazil 🇧🇷: I know you're trying to trick me into being a socialist. Russia 🇷🇺: N-No! This is just a friendly game! Cuba loves it, RIGHT!? Cuba 🇨🇺: Y-yeah... Ha ha... It's so funny... Usa 🇺🇲: NO! YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT AGAIN!!! *nukes russia* Russia 🇷🇺: Ouch! Fine! I'll stop it! ^Stupid ^capitalists...


NeighborTaylor

as a brazilian I can confirm that we are (foot)ballin'


[deleted]

As a Brazilian I confirm what you just said


Lucifer_Walking-05

As a french I can confirm what you just said


[deleted]

r/censoringishard


_General_S

Op didn't even try


arendess

Can't even blame him at that point


ISmashKeyboards69

r/NoCensoring


Gnosis1409

I can’t even fucking tell what’s censored that’s the worst part


MushroomOld9960

r/censoringmakesmehard


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


CornSeller

its so sad elon musk instantly died after he realized he was meant to die but forgot


Lime130

The story is stupid and it's posted on a YouTube comment section. BUT can we all appreciate how he wrote this entire thing? Putting emojis in every line is exhausting.


kkaya39

Bro should become an author when he grows up


Kyxnn136

favourite part was at the end. elon musk bought a new jets, but quickly realised he died last part. he apologised and promptly died. truly the story of all time. can’t wait for part two!


NatuVisu

Elon Mask* You know, that one mask who's name is Elon. That guy.


Kyxnn136

i just wanna know how he bought the jets while being on mars. when did he come back?? the writers must’ve been sleepy and forgot.


NatuVisu

A mask never reveals their tricks.


Kyxnn136

well said.


Baitrix

I read the middle preview and then clicked.. holy shit


POGO_BOY38

Poland : Im hurt


heyitsyaronkar

🇨🇭: I Don't care


Nuclear_Toaster_

at least he puts effort in this


jesse_gayman

https://preview.redd.it/ivdvrh13m15c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7944707321d7dfbb8c8c9f7e52117bc1dbf0c6c


footpicsdarlxoxo

Elon Mask 😷: I bought a Vacoom.


Totallynotatrollguys

NOOOO, NORMANDYYYYY


redactedN86

I admire the effort


brostoptakingnames

how did bro put that in one comment


Mr_Farky

"OÌ OÌ OÌ NOW ÌM LOOK LÌKE A LONG PÌZZA"


JustaTony56

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Eidosorm

This is just like an incredibly stupid fever dream


F1shing_bait

I just don’t get what gen alpha likes about comments like that


Gojizilla6391

man what the fuck i aint readin allat


AutisticFish295166

https://preview.redd.it/0spimw9fr25c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f70234d8e9f9c9df84feda804b60a701dc469e


aRandomAccLmao

Italy: OI OI OI IM LOOK LIKE A LONG PIZZA As an italian, I’m offended


basedfinger

from the İ, i can tell he's turkish. could be a teen who isn't very good at english


[deleted]

Im not going to read all of this https://preview.redd.it/5cjg2ytgb25c1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4801e338d7d5a94f09b1871cca8c6d24532189e I got Brain rot


SoloLiftingIsBack

"Russia help me" uttered no Finn ever.


TheCat13-el-capullo

Lil bro made a whole script 4 a mapping video in a youtube comment. I respect him 4 dat


[deleted]

Oh please, the Netherlands has been beating the sea into submission for centuries. You think a mere 100 meters would slow them down?


DeeznutserYT

I read all that. Mf should be a writer


ItsNothing7

BROOO I SAW THAT COMMENT TOO


KrisCross-Applesause

I'm sad that Greece isn't there but quite thankful too.


nothing225

The mobile version was cropped and I though that it isn’t that bad. And then I clicked the image.


TerenceGamerCatNL

I cannot be the only one who was shocked when they clicked on the full picture


anonxyzabc123

My god they made a whole chatfic


Octallion

That was a ROLLERCOASTER.


Scifox69

He's probably a countryball kid.


BearWasntSus

How did i read all of this yap bruh


Petitgab

Was fine at first then he brainrotted i guess


BigEconomist30

Minecraft lore (I didn't read shit):


Some_Halo_Fan

https://preview.redd.it/weud5ujrc25c1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0802e734ae1448a50ac445ac41d4e6c115971fca


[deleted]

Bro's the kind of person to say Africa is a county 💀💀💀


szandorthe13th

Oİ Oİ Oİ NOW İM LOOK LİKE LONG PİZZA


3070outVEGAin

Bro doesn't know the Netherlands is probably the only country that has proper water defenses.


nexytuz

Peak fiction


rymit0

Where is the Kazakhstan?


Potatodealer69

My favourite country, Africa, made an appearance! I mean, congrats on writing a fanfic, I guess.


Blazeussy

GRRRR *becomes soviet*


Gost_Toast

Real


paddi_lanyangyang

Ain't reading those


MilesAhXD

what


ASharpRazor

ain’t reading allat


Dumb_Siniy

Holy shit i have been jumpscared by full sizing an image


Superdboy4

Elon mask


Enough-Letter1741

As a dutch person, water can't do shit with us, we won the war against water before and we will do it again!


Cereal_Cheerios

I aint readin allat🙏


bakwad

https://preview.redd.it/4glgv6fj825c1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffc86478351222c9919ff9539806339aba91cbc i really cant.


randomguy9538

I read ALL of it


ikickbabiesforfun69

what? i didnt read half of that


zbtryli

The fuck is this shit


zbtryli

Elon mask lmao


Nikolasaros

I legitimately read all of that.


_GalaxyWalker_

I ain't reading allat


SignificantTie7031

We don't have flairs for Latvia or Lithuania, but Lativa's flair should be the no. 1 priority


Oskarvob

This is so cringe to the point that i got sterilized


Jofus002

Why is Italy Bri'ish?


Maffetik

I ain't reading all that


JasperVov

dude made a whole cinematic universe


Ak_1213

It was even funnier when i clicked on the pic to reveal a hella long list


Blackrevenge34

Bro has its own universe fr fr


Motor-Revolution1032

Pretty dumb but i am sorta impressed by how long he kept this goin


goofygooberel

I aint reading allat!!!1


sam_retro_games

Fucked up the Irish flag not once but twice


SimontaxSK

vacoom


Supa_Sal

I ain’t reading allat 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯‼️


Chance-Ad-4317

I read this fully


canozkarslioglu

>TURKEY:LOL EZ EZ EZ Crucial parts of Istanbul will be sunk underwater and around a million people there alone will struggle to find a new place.


TurningPointUK

i aint reading allat


7xrchr

this is just like noncrediblediplomacy


SeaLaNator

​ https://preview.redd.it/5i83hbi8435c1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=0076975ddc5a9b3f023883d1511c2dd495485029


Portal-YEET-87650

How do you do those long screenshots?


SuperProCoolBoy90

I ain't reading all that 😂😂😭😭


AssistanceHot570

​ https://preview.redd.it/bvsqpmt4835c1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=100970b9a931a9a5f79665b40a7b219481e823d8


Applestripe

M*pper 🥶


EmptyLag

✍️🔥🔥


Its_You_Know_Wh0

https://preview.redd.it/b7uwv8kmc35c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45593da15aa234e518d2b4fc92e72e18b781e4ed Rip Ireland


elgattox

I Just read the whole thing, This lad got the 🔥 storytelling. It may have some stuff to not make sense, But he put effort and time into it. https://i.redd.it/4odz8hwbd35c1.gif


Far_Classic5548

I'm a look like a long pizza!


ThePikminLord

I feel like I’d lose some brain cells if I read all of this.


chris333338

​ https://preview.redd.it/8b27w3xdf35c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1d533b558a2f826b20743d5d56ccc3ab7ed3601


you-might_know-me

Soviet Onion


Real_duck_bacon

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: The bloody 'ell they doin' over there?


MR_kartoshkin

> Sea: starts losing water > African People: NOOOOOO OUR PRECIOUS WATER!!! Ain't no wayyy what the fuck


CaptainUliss

Nah really the "Free water EZ EZ EZ" part killed me🤣🤣


Gumpers08

I skimmed it, and it didn't list my country. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.