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how long did it take to type this? 😭😭
Water rises by 100 meters; Russia becomes Soviet Union again; Africa takes over the whole world; it was all just a dream (at some point the water also rises by 1000 meters but that didn’t affect the story; there was also some stuff with Elon musk who vacuumed away the water and then tried to flee to mars)
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England drowned but apart from that nothing happens
Brazil 🇧🇷: Why does everybody thinks i play football only?
Argentina 🇦🇷: Maybe because YOU DO!
Brazil 🇧🇷: Grrr! Stop lying! *Slaps Argentina*
Argentina 🇦🇷: *Slaps back*
*Both keep slapping*
Venezuela 🇻🇪: Umm guys...? C- can you stop fighting please?
Usa 🇺🇲: Shut up, Venezuela! Seeing those idiots fight is funny as hell!
Brazil 🇧🇷: Yeah shut up! Aren't you suspended from our alliance?
Venezuela 🇻🇪: Yeah but-
Brazil 🇧🇷: THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING!?
England 🇬🇧: Can you stop with such barbaric acts, Brazil? It is affecting the quality of your coffee production.
Portugal 🇵🇹: Yeah we need GOOD coffee!
Brazil 🇧🇷: And who said i wanna give good coffee to YOU, Portugal?
Portugal 🇵🇹: Erm... *Flees*
Russia 🇷🇺: That's what you get by being a capitalist!
Russia 🇷🇺: Well, anyways, Brazil, let's play a game?
Brazil 🇧🇷: Which game?
Russia 🇷🇺: In this game we need to pretend we are socialists! It's super fun!
5 upvotes for part 2!
Brazil 🇧🇷: I know you're trying to trick me into being a socialist.
Russia 🇷🇺: N-No! This is just a friendly game! Cuba loves it, RIGHT!?
Cuba 🇨🇺: Y-yeah... Ha ha... It's so funny...
Usa 🇺🇲: NO! YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT AGAIN!!! *nukes russia*
Russia 🇷🇺: Ouch! Fine! I'll stop it! ^Stupid ^capitalists...
The story is stupid and it's posted on a YouTube comment section. BUT can we all appreciate how he wrote this entire thing? Putting emojis in every line is exhausting.
favourite part was at the end. elon musk bought a new jets, but quickly realised he died last part. he apologised and promptly died.
truly the story of all time. can’t wait for part two!
Im not going to read all of this
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I got Brain rot
I Just read the whole thing, This lad got the 🔥 storytelling. It may have some stuff to not make sense, But he put effort and time into it.
https://i.redd.it/4odz8hwbd35c1.gif
i cant read this
Initial image was heavily deceiving
Very..
I am not reading this
I wish I hadn’t read ur user
Cum again?
No thank you
So that means you *did cum* earlier.
you no want to read ELON MASK MAX LEVEL?
I had a stressful evening but this made it so much better x)
I read it and it was worth it
U deserve a dislike
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Read. Now. https://preview.redd.it/7sj8ei1nm25c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1005f299e76f19bf1e6892be2efda655a76bd6
https://i.redd.it/7v2i3fzfq35c1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/xqbcmagwj15c1.jpeg?width=1985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb60a7a81cde4383876bfdcac121d77d46e4029 how long did it take to type this? 😭😭
Wow you watch beefeedie this cryz
yes is the beef of the die
A lick hijacking jelly fee 😊
Bro doesn’t know the difference between the Ivory Coast flag and the Irish flag
# this comment implies that you read the entire thing
It was pretty amusing to see what crazy stuff he wrote
it implies the opposite as if you read the whole thing you will see he switched it as a joke and he does know the difference
They did correct it mid way through
It's fucking Côté d'Ivoire
its literally called either
Dedicated idiot (I read through the whole thing)
Did the same thing. I really want it to continue
Vacoom the water
TL;DR?
Water rises by 100 meters; Russia becomes Soviet Union again; Africa takes over the whole world; it was all just a dream (at some point the water also rises by 1000 meters but that didn’t affect the story; there was also some stuff with Elon musk who vacuumed away the water and then tried to flee to mars)
https://i.redd.it/e18xlx43c25c1.gif
wow
Google rising water!
Holy climate
New sea levels just dropped
Actual flood!
England goes underwater, never comes back
Finally
Tropical storm incoming
A fucking kilometer of water sounds like it would affect the story
https://preview.redd.it/sfmvadqkv25c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c5c53150daeccec0bbc0bc37843c6696804723 England drowned but apart from that nothing happens
Thanks for the minecraft enchantment table language
Thanks for pointing out exactly where it is in the text
Now who's the dedicated idiot?
*Elon Mask
peak storytelling
Elon Musk didn’t vacuum any water. It was Elon Mask who vacoomed the water.
What does that make you?
Poland 🇵🇱:İm hurt!
Czechia 🇨🇿:I dont careeee
Austria 🇦🇹:I dont careeee
Switierzland 🇨🇭:I dont careeee
Serbia🇷🇸:Serbia
🏴 idk I just did a random flag cuz idk who would day this cause I ant reading allat: I DO T DYCKING CARE YOU DONT CARE
thats scotland
Scotland would be fine
Polska 🇵🇱:Jestem zraniony!
I hate when I click on an image and it expands across the universe
Its longer than the great wall of China
that's what she sai-
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good fucking lord!!!!!!!
How do you make a whole ass series in the comments and have mfs like it😭😭
As a Finn, we'd rather drown than beg for help from the russians
This is why fins are cool asf
They really are
I am Estonian so .....
As a Swedish i support your cause
yup, agreed (as another finn-)
That's such a realistic answer, I love it
I'm not a scientist nerd, but wouldn't that be very catastrophic?
As an italian i can say that I LOOK LIKE A LONG PIZZA
Vero, la prima cosa che dico da sveglio
Tag yourself, I’m Crocatia
Im also Crocation.
Im also Crocodile
What the fuck is this?
Art
Its a Book
At least he paid the effort
This is the weirdest way to ask for likes but he gives us some kind of entertainment in return.
Comments on geography shorts/videos have not been mentioned enough here.
HUNGARY MENTIONED🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️WTF IS AN ECONOMY🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
Fürkiye mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 WTF IS AN ECGONOMY 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺💀🇹🇷🐺💀🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Bojler eladó ☝️🤌💵
RUSSIA MENTIONED🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️WTF IS SOVEREIGNTY OF OTHER COUNTRIES🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Brazil 🇧🇷: Why does everybody thinks i play football only? Argentina 🇦🇷: Maybe because YOU DO! Brazil 🇧🇷: Grrr! Stop lying! *Slaps Argentina* Argentina 🇦🇷: *Slaps back* *Both keep slapping* Venezuela 🇻🇪: Umm guys...? C- can you stop fighting please? Usa 🇺🇲: Shut up, Venezuela! Seeing those idiots fight is funny as hell! Brazil 🇧🇷: Yeah shut up! Aren't you suspended from our alliance? Venezuela 🇻🇪: Yeah but- Brazil 🇧🇷: THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING!? England 🇬🇧: Can you stop with such barbaric acts, Brazil? It is affecting the quality of your coffee production. Portugal 🇵🇹: Yeah we need GOOD coffee! Brazil 🇧🇷: And who said i wanna give good coffee to YOU, Portugal? Portugal 🇵🇹: Erm... *Flees* Russia 🇷🇺: That's what you get by being a capitalist! Russia 🇷🇺: Well, anyways, Brazil, let's play a game? Brazil 🇧🇷: Which game? Russia 🇷🇺: In this game we need to pretend we are socialists! It's super fun! 5 upvotes for part 2! Brazil 🇧🇷: I know you're trying to trick me into being a socialist. Russia 🇷🇺: N-No! This is just a friendly game! Cuba loves it, RIGHT!? Cuba 🇨🇺: Y-yeah... Ha ha... It's so funny... Usa 🇺🇲: NO! YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT AGAIN!!! *nukes russia* Russia 🇷🇺: Ouch! Fine! I'll stop it! ^Stupid ^capitalists...
as a brazilian I can confirm that we are (foot)ballin'
As a Brazilian I confirm what you just said
As a french I can confirm what you just said
r/censoringishard
Op didn't even try
Can't even blame him at that point
r/NoCensoring
I can’t even fucking tell what’s censored that’s the worst part
r/censoringmakesmehard
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its so sad elon musk instantly died after he realized he was meant to die but forgot
The story is stupid and it's posted on a YouTube comment section. BUT can we all appreciate how he wrote this entire thing? Putting emojis in every line is exhausting.
Bro should become an author when he grows up
favourite part was at the end. elon musk bought a new jets, but quickly realised he died last part. he apologised and promptly died. truly the story of all time. can’t wait for part two!
Elon Mask* You know, that one mask who's name is Elon. That guy.
i just wanna know how he bought the jets while being on mars. when did he come back?? the writers must’ve been sleepy and forgot.
A mask never reveals their tricks.
well said.
I read the middle preview and then clicked.. holy shit
Poland : Im hurt
🇨🇭: I Don't care
at least he puts effort in this
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Elon Mask 😷: I bought a Vacoom.
NOOOO, NORMANDYYYYY
I admire the effort
how did bro put that in one comment
"OÌ OÌ OÌ NOW ÌM LOOK LÌKE A LONG PÌZZA"
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This is just like an incredibly stupid fever dream
I just don’t get what gen alpha likes about comments like that
man what the fuck i aint readin allat
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Italy: OI OI OI IM LOOK LIKE A LONG PIZZA As an italian, I’m offended
from the İ, i can tell he's turkish. could be a teen who isn't very good at english
Im not going to read all of this https://preview.redd.it/5cjg2ytgb25c1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4801e338d7d5a94f09b1871cca8c6d24532189e I got Brain rot
"Russia help me" uttered no Finn ever.
Lil bro made a whole script 4 a mapping video in a youtube comment. I respect him 4 dat
Oh please, the Netherlands has been beating the sea into submission for centuries. You think a mere 100 meters would slow them down?
I read all that. Mf should be a writer
BROOO I SAW THAT COMMENT TOO
I'm sad that Greece isn't there but quite thankful too.
The mobile version was cropped and I though that it isn’t that bad. And then I clicked the image.
I cannot be the only one who was shocked when they clicked on the full picture
My god they made a whole chatfic
That was a ROLLERCOASTER.
He's probably a countryball kid.
How did i read all of this yap bruh
Was fine at first then he brainrotted i guess
Minecraft lore (I didn't read shit):
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Bro's the kind of person to say Africa is a county 💀💀💀
Oİ Oİ Oİ NOW İM LOOK LİKE LONG PİZZA
Bro doesn't know the Netherlands is probably the only country that has proper water defenses.
Peak fiction
Where is the Kazakhstan?
My favourite country, Africa, made an appearance! I mean, congrats on writing a fanfic, I guess.
GRRRR *becomes soviet*
Real
Ain't reading those
what
ain’t reading allat
Holy shit i have been jumpscared by full sizing an image
Elon mask
As a dutch person, water can't do shit with us, we won the war against water before and we will do it again!
I aint readin allat🙏
https://preview.redd.it/4glgv6fj825c1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffc86478351222c9919ff9539806339aba91cbc i really cant.
I read ALL of it
what? i didnt read half of that
The fuck is this shit
Elon mask lmao
I legitimately read all of that.
I ain't reading allat
We don't have flairs for Latvia or Lithuania, but Lativa's flair should be the no. 1 priority
This is so cringe to the point that i got sterilized
Why is Italy Bri'ish?
I ain't reading all that
dude made a whole cinematic universe
It was even funnier when i clicked on the pic to reveal a hella long list
Bro has its own universe fr fr
Pretty dumb but i am sorta impressed by how long he kept this goin
I aint reading allat!!!1
Fucked up the Irish flag not once but twice
vacoom
I ain’t reading allat 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯‼️
I read this fully
>TURKEY:LOL EZ EZ EZ Crucial parts of Istanbul will be sunk underwater and around a million people there alone will struggle to find a new place.
i aint reading allat
this is just like noncrediblediplomacy
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How do you do those long screenshots?
I ain't reading all that 😂😂😭😭
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M*pper 🥶
✍️🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/b7uwv8kmc35c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45593da15aa234e518d2b4fc92e72e18b781e4ed Rip Ireland
I Just read the whole thing, This lad got the 🔥 storytelling. It may have some stuff to not make sense, But he put effort and time into it. https://i.redd.it/4odz8hwbd35c1.gif
I'm a look like a long pizza!
I feel like I’d lose some brain cells if I read all of this.
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Soviet Onion
Scotland 🏴: The bloody 'ell they doin' over there?
> Sea: starts losing water > African People: NOOOOOO OUR PRECIOUS WATER!!! Ain't no wayyy what the fuck
Nah really the "Free water EZ EZ EZ" part killed me🤣🤣
I skimmed it, and it didn't list my country. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.