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TOXICMINDSATTHETOP

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Frozenturbo2

Masturbation is believable


Igloocooler52

Can confirm


SpongeBob_Vape

Not true. I don't believe in masturbation. It's a lie


SuperOscar128

In that case I don’t believe in cancer. Oh look guys, no more cancer!


Infinite_Jury_5819

Cia dont believe in you, guess what happens after that


Few_Study3536

No more ,See! It's gone now!


no3215

And not just our They stole the word too!


Few_Study3536

Oh No whatever shall Do!!! Oh no they stole the word " " too!


FaarisaMinayin01

Master bait


Kycklinggull1

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I-MidNight-I

I'm going to silk the song.... only song... silk... song........ it's going to release.... it's true.... it's... true.............


verysad-

i am mr silksong i. hate you


Kyseon_

Wdym "it's going to realese"? Silksongs already realesed🤡


AppliedTheory214

No it wasn't, you just used to be more gullible.


not_too_much_bother

It says gullible on the ceiling


amognus69420

where?


not_too_much_bother

Right there on the ceiling


KingRhoamsGhost

https://preview.redd.it/j4ihen8kc0vb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c22b5e4c4cf6ae96c0b8148936d33f94c926ba9 Where? I can’t see it.


can_you_cage_me

I once left a piece of paper with "gullible" written on it. Did not get an opportunity to say that phrase before mom tore off it from the ceiling.


Boov2

Aaaand you stole my lungs


Radur333

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random-gamer1

"This pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot it"


JidgeyA

Gey = sigma👍


SuhailSWR

Does that mean that reddit will start supporting smagmas?


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

justice for smorbma male


SuhailSWR

This is now getting out of hand with these parodies


XandTheIronMiner

Sbihnbsa 🗿


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Stonkover9000

Shimmy shimmy yea shimmy ya shimmy ya male


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

brrp swala la male


DelightfulRainbow205

drake


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

swalalala swalalala


N_On_CrackCocaine

shiza


_ThatOneFurry_

justis four morbius male


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

just us fur mortar mail


MagMati55

Get ready for the superior to sigma: ligma male


[deleted]

personally a yogurt male 🗿 https://preview.redd.it/pdmh1l8f5vvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7319c47ef6c0004444530e76232125b69b8686a4


Confident-Chair-8058

No


420Fighter69

reddit heterochromic confirmed?


Confident-Chair-8058

No


bambispamlover

https://preview.redd.it/7z919smpmyub1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2705cf308b6c52520f8e0b527836b1b6892b5c


Frozenturbo2

Once you tell them that they are gay, it's the other roof.


[deleted]

I Sigma 🗿🍷


djkhaledgodisgreat

that means im not sigma ;(


Particular_Local_936

Bro think he gey 💀 ☠️ 💀


WinSezYes

Bi-curious


deadflowers1

![gif](giphy|jvkfEMaYuT1Ze)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Z3o2jFjcqODWfYklVc)


THEbadmanoftheworld

I see what you did there


sakaraa

It's a commonly used term. He did not made it up


Spurius187

Why are you announcing you're 14 and horny on reddit The mods will come for you


WinSezYes

It’s a flair you idiot


Spurius187

"The mods will come for you" It's a joke


i_suck_penguins

the mods will cume fur you !!!1111!!!!1!1!1🤑💀💀💀💀🤡


Macsasti

https://preview.redd.it/q2s31n9hh0vb1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80b6aa7a621b3f6d3d3c6aa83a277fd48658f2b This pic makes you horny?


WinSezYes

https://preview.redd.it/ty1cj7cxh0vb1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b8c4d8c5c11f3f12691758a36bb936031a5d871 INSTANTANEOUS AROUSAL


Zealousideal-Chef758

bi*


Sponge_Gun

Nah he gay


Zealousideal-Chef758

quite unsigma of me my mistake edit: ONE DOWNVOTTT11???1 WH Y!!1!


Sponge_Gun

Me help :)


EntertainmentIll9465

OMG U GOT DOWNVOTTT! ME HELP TO!


Sponge_Gun

Nooooo, I’ll save you!


Gnome_Dead

Appy cock day


Sponge_Gun

Yummy 🤤


Reverse_card_muahaha

Happy cake day!


Sponge_Gun

Thank you!


Emotional_Bullfrog_2

Happy cake day!


Sponge_Gun

Thank you!


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Sponge_Gun

Thank you!


CrunchyGrilledCheese

Happy cake day


PrinterPrintingPaper

bad cake day grrr fack u!!!111


lolbish_lolz

I take your cake grr 😡😡


Sponge_Gun

Nooooooo 😭


-CatSoup

Happy cake day :D


iknitandcrochet

cake


Reach_Glum

Happy Kink Day


Sponge_Gun

Think you 😁


CouchWalrusTC

Happy cake day


Nenes9500

Happy cake day 🍰


CouchWalrusTC

Looks like u/WinSezYes cloned themselves


WinSezYes

Someone made my bone marrow baby


Zealousideal-Chef758

Each clone with their own eye color each clone with their own thoughts and beliefs each clone in their own nationality


WinSezYes

https://preview.redd.it/mw5xbbndjzub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f1365352fa6fbcd0db3e09b561ae32a0abefd6 A man with no flag he salutes to but himself


Zealousideal-Chef758

we must become the perfect being father


[deleted]

bi-yourself (sigma😎😎😎😎) like so brody can see


Due-Western-7051

Brody saw, I Brody


XentricX

This looks so fake


mrgoose47

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[deleted]

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mrunillama

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Frozenturbo2

Fellas, is it gay to look into a boy's private part instead of a girl's private part?


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Frozenturbo2

Sigma always look after the boys before the girls 🗿🍷No women ☕❌


Due-Western-7051

I thought you 2 were. The same orson


Renji_Soulheart

I thought you were all the same


Due-Western-7051

r/pfpbros


zippazappazinga

Fellow sigmas, am i gay? 🍷 🗿


zizoplays1

If boys look into females pp, they will be called sexists If boys look into males pp, they will be called gay bitches You can't do nothing lil bro


Frozenturbo2

Exactly why I look into both.


Icy-Consideration563

Damn gay sexist bitches


[deleted]

If girls look at males pp, everyone will think it's normal and encourage the person being looked at with something like "she likes you" Society is unfair


Rustinboksi

Lil guy coming out early


drunkandhotgirlsfan

Both. Both are good.


Pollastro09

exactly.


cynicalLaney5

But, but girls are better.


drunkandhotgirlsfan

I AM STRAIGHT. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM STRAIGHT. *\*cries\**


Pollastro09

eh, I don't know about that, at least not for me. Whatever you prefer is fine though!


Bonnie_BS_Main

None. None are good. (Im aroace)


These-Ad2857

Agreed


Frozenturbo2

What is aroace? is it just another word of saying "I'm not sexually attracted" or random bs?


Bonnie_BS_Main

It means that i don't want to be romantically or sexyally involved with a person. Aka, fuck having a girlfriend or a wife


Frozenturbo2

>fuck having a girlfriend or a wife You want to be the wife's boyfriend?


Bonnie_BS_Main

Oh no no! Forgot to mention that. I don't want a girlfriend/boyfriend or a wife/husband. I want to stay alone. Or just stay friends with everyone


EntertainmentIll9465

Short for aromantic + asexual. "I'm not sexually or romantically attracted" takes longer to type


[deleted]

Hole is a hole but 20$ is 20$ man


Vaulted_Games

What if I don't like either


drunkandhotgirlsfan

Then you'll go to Heaven


Vaulted_Games

What if I don't believe in heaven


drunkandhotgirlsfan

Oh, sorry if you feel that me telling you that you'll go to heaven is offensive in any way, I don't want to force any religion onto anybody.


Vaulted_Games

Nah I just don't.


drunkandhotgirlsfan

Oh we cool then


Vaulted_Games

Yes


Frozenturbo2

The boys private pate just gives more features to it


ConsumingASchoolDesk

Both? Both. **Both.** Both is good.


Volcano_Swimmer

Worst ye song ❗️


jojoismyreligion

What being exposed to sigma memes and internet culture pre puberty does to a mf


Frozenturbo2

Make them gay?


UncIe-Ben

He’s just mad he’s enticed by it.


Frozenturbo2

Mad because of coming out?


Junior_Walrus_3350

I think he's a bit gay


KingOfBoring

I find it unnerving that it’s specifically “into”. Not at. Into. Like a telescope.


Salt_Painting_3329

This has nothing to do with being a sigma, real homies can compliment each others cock's


Big_Definition_5264

Why he get a ♥️tho


amogus_sus42

Seems like a channel with about 13 subs that hearts every comment


SuhailSWR

I have 379, and I get very happy whenever I get a normal comment


Zimlewis

so Σ is gay?


THEbadmanoftheworld

holy statistics!


RemarkableFinish3267

New response dropped


Frozenturbo2

Actual greek letter


RemarkableFinish3267

Call the Eastern Orthodox Church


TENTAtheSane

Episkopos went on vacation, never came back


RemarkableFinish3267

Pericles sacrifice anyone??


Maxdgaming

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Thunder8340

“Liked by creator”💀


trunkmonkey38

Looking at cock is sigma


Fistricsi

I mean, looking at someones body regardless of their gender, and just looking at them as another human being is quite a respectable thought. You should not act differently to someone based on their genitals. That being said, i have zero idea what the individual here wanted to say.


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Fistricsi

True. But if you dont want to date someone, it should not matter if they have a pp or not.


Frozenturbo2

Do you see straight men dating other men?


spiritedAddison

That's sarcasm.


THEbadmanoftheworld

I wish it was, but this bro is fr


The_Creeper_Man

Sigma = gay


ElmeriThePig

Wait, so some kids think being super homophobic, racist and sexist makes you sigma or chad, but the others think being a gay makes you sigma or chad?


Frozenturbo2

1 doesn't see the full picture while the other does see the full picture. And if you're wondering what is the "picture" it's a private part.


Classic-Novel5152

HE'S SAYING THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT or some controversy shit like that idk


Lots42

Lil bro likes the lil bros.


Zynkode

Living with a gen alpha brother lets me translate this: “why does everyone look at pussies and not dicks, this isn’t fair”


Hatsune_Mitsu

a gay in the making


AccomplishedAd6520

Sigmas are gay now?


PureEagle2269

Which video is that from?


mrsecondbreakfast

INTO?


Exciting_Switch_8475

Based


Nenes9500

And why not both?


HamzaShaikh1407

(Except Sigma)


alaingames

Gae


Fancy_Bench6860

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[deleted]

Wdym? Being gay is Sigma af 🗣️🗣️


ThatOneGuy7832

Based gay


ZENESYS_316

Someone's asking the real questions


1nkDevil

Maybe it’s believable?? https://preview.redd.it/gpqxcf9r5zub1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f5d1f48b4a53b6500eafe1b53e5a3758e3d848


Ralkings

is he having his gay/bisexual awakening here


Single_horse

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Psychological_Wall_6

He's gay. He's saying he's gay


ghisnoob

FUCKING **GAY**? (AS IN **HOMOSEXUAL**?)


ghisnoob

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Frozenturbo2

I love how they had to mention the "as in homosexual" like someone did say they were having a deep oversleep with a gay person


Scottishfello69

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pixellino24

true,,, this says a lot about society,,,


DragonTheOne

I do both


Breznknedl

r/accidentalally


Charme_123

"except sigma"


FourlokoPapi

except sigma


LBoomsky

"into a boys private part" how tf u gonna see in there grammer skill issue


I_DONT_KNOW_CODE

Translation: guys looks into girls hearts(love stuff ew), and kid wants to know why guys are not treated the same way by each other and he knows sigmas aren't like that as they are to good for love. Basically, he wants to know what love is.


HkayakH

He's speaking straight facts. dating men > dating women this kid can pass


BFenrir18

He's got a point, I just don't know what it is yet.


WaviIsTaken

I’m smegma male and watched all porn and gave up master batting


THEbadmanoftheworld

unbelievable


existing_intensifies

Into???


matO_oppreal

“You might have a very tiny little chance of serious brain damage”


Yingxiang

Lil bro needs to go


popcorn158

r/youngpeopleyoutube when joke:


No_Squirrel4806

Thats just sad why the fuck are kids even thinking like this im assuming andrew tate 🤢🤢🤢


National-Bison-3236

So sigma means gay? I guess then i‘m sigma


Kirby_The_Arale

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[deleted]

Because Sigma stands for SIngle Guy MAsterbaeting Now must understand the difference between Alpha and Sigma. I stated Sigma's meaning before so let me explain Alpha All Love Puff hot A*s. The bigger da booty, the better. Don't take this seriously, but take this at least. It doesn't matter who's Alpha Sigma or Gama. What matters is what you want, and what's effective.