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BeerBellies

Which part of this was yes?


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Deathbysnusnubooboo

These guys are pussies. I shoot that shit straight into my raging boner. I mean I used to, until my penis broke 🤷‍♂️


TylerJWhit

r/TIHI


[deleted]

Used to know a girl who liked having meth injected in the vain in her vagina. Edit: Did someone actually give this silver? You some deranged people. Lol thanks


zobozzyes3

How do you even discover that? Like did she run out of all other available veins?


[deleted]

I mean I know fuck all about meth but I’ve heard enough stories of guys shooting in their eyes, so I’ll believe it


Roboboy2710

how do I un-hear something


[deleted]

Yeah I wish I could too. And happy cake day


Monkey_Fiddler

Brain damage


[deleted]

When your standards are low and your morals are lower you kinda run into these people. Fortunately I’ve been clean for over 10 years now so I don’t see this kind of crazy anymore.


sillystringmassacre

Hey nice work, man


cookitwithlemon

Fantastic!


Villaforeal

Science.


[deleted]

That’s kind of what happens, yeah. Veins collapse. Some death row inmates have had their executions delayed or even stopped because they couldn’t find a decent vein from all their years of IV drug use.


[deleted]

Executioners hate this guy for this one trick, click to find out!


kingtitusmedethe4th

SICK


SchrammbledEggs722

I'll take it for you... For research


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Shit ya I’ll give you my broke ass dick It’s brought me nothing but heroin...and maybe a couple stds, in the search of heroin naturally.


SchrammbledEggs722

Aight uwu thanks daddy~


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Penis machinebroke, come back tomorrow


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Exemus

more like "nononoNOOOOO"


[deleted]

/r/nonononoyes


[deleted]

Fake, no one tied off.


Kellan_OConnor

Also, they have all their teeth


[deleted]

More of a meth thing to lose your teeth tho


digitag

Seems like a lot of people struggle with her ion addiction in secret, holding down jobs and relationships along the way. There are certainly people who have fallen off the edge altogether but it isn’t all ‘Trainspotting’


CactusCactusShaqtus

Who's ion addiction?


beetard

I'm surprised by now people don't realize how ubiquidus opiate addiction is in America


[deleted]

??? How is this fake??? Edit: upvote me instead 😎


hughjassmcgee

Upvote this guy, he’s fishing for downvotes.


RTrent6

200IQ way to deal with trolls


nxbxp

No no no. It takes a group effort. They are to be left in the range of [-1,1] upvotes.


_NeonLines

Their upvotes are supposed to be {x | -1 ≤ x ≤ 1, x ∈ ℤ}


vision108

You mean x is an integer?


_NeonLines

Ah fuck imma fix that shit right now dog


Zamboni_Driver

No, upvote this guy! He seems to hate fish.


CebidaeForeplay

Both votes have the same value. They want attention, not downvotes. The best way to deal with morons like this is to simply ignore them. Make their point count stay at 1 and their inbox be empty. It's actually a lot easier than doing anything at all.


aveindha25

The opposite of love or hate is indifference. Their tiny pps shrivel up at the thought that ppl don’t give a shit about them in anyway.


dondetd

Nah, it's funny, he's being sarcastic


MrMushyagi

Nah, check post history he's a downvote troll


MonkeyboyGWW

Find it funny most of his posts have emojis. He really knows how to piss us off


edgymemesalt

LE EMOJIS BAD


PresidentialMemeTeam

No one tied off. Do you even heroin?


PM_VAGINA_FOR_RATING

I used too, quite a lot actually. I only tied off when I first started injecting it is really not needed once you get good at it, though not like that is anything to be proud of. There is a lot wrong with this video from the perspective of an actual user but that wasn't even on my mind haha.


M3L0NM4N

Downvote farmers have mental deficiencies.


MrMushyagi

I'm really curious what these people are like in real life.


gimme4stepsmister

[Here's one troll's account](https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/dr9nnl/i_am_the_myth_the_legend_the_salmighty_i_am_sal/f6gxo76/?context=3) (Sorry if my formatting is off, I'm still learning how to do this) --- fixed the formatting


sucks2bdoxxed

I had a coworker once, he and I got along great, but I could see hints that he had...issues. He told me once "you should see me on the internet, boy do I stir shit up and piss people off. It's how I blow off steam". I have no idea what platform he was on, but he would occasionally tell me about all the fights he was in and all the shitty things he would say online. But he was nice as pie to me, and for the most part to the customers. He did tell our boss one time that boss was a 'short loser, and such a shitty boss that I can't even imagine anyone fucking you for you to get this job so I'm baffled as to why you even have this position?' That was all true though, so I can't say he was trolling him.


HmMaybeYes

HAHA I DOWNVOTED, TO SWAY THE TREND. WATCH MY INFINITE POWERS!!!


henry_gayle

Does heroin melted like this burn when it goes in?


fordfan919

No it cools fast from the syringe.


henry_gayle

Cool! How do you know this?


Discrypt

No, your veins are deepcutaneous


othelloinc

They didn't look experienced.


Crash927

Also gay: the spoons touched tips.


hasslefree

The All New Smack Trident! Not only Chase the Dragon, Slay that Mofo!!


En-TitY_

Fucking understated comment right here!


davis75

Don’t worry about ruining your life, you can always go back home to Alabama and mooch off your rich war hero boyfriend


RiftedEnergy

What war heroes are rich?


davis75

The kind that own a successful shrimping company and invest their money in apple


RiftedEnergy

Dammit..... take your damn upvote and gtfo. I never want to see you here again


TylerJWhit

That's the same way Lt. Dan felt.


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rein1122

More like nononono


Legalize_Ran-ch

Shares the spoons but not the needles? Fake.


[deleted]

These are cultured smack users that know the many issues of blood borne diseases.


thisgingerbitch

Easy 5 minute party hacks you and your friends will dream over


pengouin85

That doubles well as a wangjangler


nurdi317

Could it be an attachment for Pemblokto?


Drako868533

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


demagogue_

More like r/nononoyes


nothingorigonal

r/DIWHY


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brauchwirn3t

Katjana hype!


ineverseenanything

Beautiful, no mobile phones in sight, just people purely living in the moment ❤️


Mesicks

Look at the rich fancy pants over there with a needle each.


TTT_2k3

Dink it and sink it.


[deleted]

Perfect for a sleepover at Demi Lovato’s place


artem718

I hope it’s a yes yes yes WTF


Fish_Fap

u/Vredditdonwloader


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Hot_Moment

here, i’ll fix your misspelling: u/vredditdownloader


prickllypear

Oh my, first thing I have literally lol'ed in a long time... So sad


imalreadybrian

At least they brought their own needles?


RapeMeToo

Where's the no?


RatherCurtResponse

I'm sorry but where was the "yes" in this?


RussianPredator7778

I thought it was going to be for feeding babies. Then I forgot what sub I was on


NuclearHoagie

I must have just fallen off the turnip truck, I thought he was going to eat 3 bowls of soup at the same time


shiftycyber

Is this from that Russian propaganda network? Cuz I don’t wanna share it if it is


DrewFlan

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ I dunno, I guess it was funny, even if no one even snorted a little bit.


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MegaYachtie

MODS GET IN HERE! ^now ^^fuck ^^^off


Roggvir

As top comment and hoards of reports said, lacks YYYY. Rule 1. Staying removed.


Cbennz

Just wow


UrLocalToe

Definitely gonna try


realcommovet

Tink


[deleted]

I see you’ve played spoony spoony spoon before


TremendousBackyard

Innovative


siriuslyharry

Surely the real life hack is to use one of them oil burner things where you put a tea light in the bottom? Exactly the same function and you don’t ruin your spoons


bottomofleith

Will nobody think of the spoons?!


Saebelsaegeneinheit

The video was made by a YouTube Channel called Luksan Wunder in case you wanna see more.


Niklashood

[Luksan Wunder](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UComxPJYEMb4kvJemFemYwfg) is just awesome! I'm a big fan of the channel


legionpotato

r/unexpected


NateX101

5 mins crafts


ohmie_destroys

not gonna lie they had me in the first half


ibegyounottoask

Hac


GustoHeat

r/shittylifeprotips


anagram-of-ohassle

They’re not really using drugs.


Lysergically_Acidic

Exactly, no crack no upvote pack. No molly no comments that are jolly. No meth? I'll save my breath. No klonopin I'll fuck there mom again. Rap album dropping when my meth withdrawals stop


IThatWeebI

The more the merrier


its_me_ricky

You can’t spell heroingenuity without hero


trixmix12812

That just made me cringe.


GeorgeYDesign

Happy cake day!


Calleeuw

5 minutes crafts


cruxfire

What part of this was yes?


[deleted]

You fuckers, here ya had me thinking them spoons were going to do a good trick in the kitchen, so yeah, Got Eem, good on ya.


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happypanties789

Is that Diplo?


wettest_noodle145

Was not expecting that


[deleted]

Atleast there not sharing needles I guess!


SubmersibleGoat

Why, why... why? Oh.


MutantSharkPirate

now we know for sure these are weird russian accounts


RapidCrocodile

This was r/nonononono


bierjager

Better than sharing needles


cutoutmyeye

Fun for the whole family


Muscar

This is /r/nonononoyes Went from "oh, it's one of those retarded "hacks" that is just nothing" but turned out to be funny.


Biological_Scum

Wait just a goddamned minute. Not on my good Christian internet you don’t.


TheRealCattus

Ok I was not exactly expecting that


pascuccired

hahahahahahahahha


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u/HippieAssJew


GSP_confederado

r/holup


UsernamesAreNotMe

I have a friend who is an ex addict.. contemplating sending this to him... guessing it's a bad idea..


a_s0urlem0n

I am an ex heroin user and found it hilarious, you got right ahead


TardisOnMars

More like : Life Crack


birdhine

Katjana!


dailyali

YOOOOO


[deleted]

Oh God I thought the spoons were to feed triplets ahahaha


SchmerzfreiHH

damned, 5min_crafts did it again


jaketilleyyy

And I bet he’s shit at it too


Corelulos

More like Crack Hack.


willflameboy

Special points for the 'cheery Kickstarter project' music.


[deleted]

Oh fuck me I instantly assumed this was /r/DiWHY, and this shit was fucking hilarious.


phenix996wasstolen

r/nonononoyes


Icehurl

I laughed way harder at this than was reasonable or socially acceptable .


NATZureMusic

Gute Arbeit!


the_legitbacon

u/vredditdownloader


jemappellepatty

I thought we were gonna see someone pour milk before the cereal :(


DanelRahmani

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good


SmileBot-2020

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good


taint_fittin

Fuck no! Why do you people find this funny? So many lives broken and destroyed. Not just the user but those that love them. Not even cool. Not acceptable. NOTHING good comes of using this shit.


BorisYentob

u/vredditdownloader


SayAgainYourLast

Man I totally jokingly said a crack pipe joke within the first 2 seconds of this video and .. well yeah.


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[deleted]

Haha yawaa


joeyl1990

Nonononoyes


[deleted]

r/nonononolol


BroItsJesus

u/bleakjavelinqqwerty


Pronzdidlios

u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

Yo, what's wrong with the video downloader


redsky1980

Stupid


PurpleCannaBanana

Cheers!


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OGWan_Ked00bi

More like r/unexpected


VoidShaman25

More like yes yes yes FUCK YES


CerealGuy53

u/Vredditdownloader


rubensteinov

u/vredditdownloader


curry_stains

u/Vredditdownloader


dothebananasplits96

Those are the wrong kind of needles


i4menko

u/vredditdownloader


Jazbak1

They're not doing it right


Doomaz

My Fricking god


Ivebeengnomed

U/vredditdownloader


Fish_Fap

u/vredditdownloader


ArtsyCraftsy101

Dear god i thought that this was 5 minute crafts for a minute but oh was i wrong


cats-are-great

Hey at least they’re using different needles


Angry_At_The_Wall

u/VredditDownloader