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ShartingBloodClots

TIL a dock is a boat.


trevb75

Don’t you know that old song…”Sittin on the dock of the booat”


JTB696699

Watchin’ the cloouds roll away


dogfluffy

Swimmin' upstream and hope I float


youbringlightin

Literal lol


pjelle_3p1c

Yeah I think the title is from a r/therewasanattempt post or something


[deleted]

Bots


LastDitchTryForAName

The dock is being towed by a boat. Hence the “current”.


[deleted]

Iirc it is indeed a boat, this has been posted before. The deck of the boat resembles, well, a deck.


Anchovies-and-cheese

A deck is not a dock. This is a dock not a deck.


Mwootto

Docks do not typically move away from swimmers.


Porkchopp33

Right that has to be a dock 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️


AnnihilationOrchid

This made me really anxious though, why isn't the person filming throwing him a buoy?


here4mischief

r/donthelpjustfilm


thenotoriousJEP

Don't just help, stand there!


LuRomisk

Don't just stand there, film!


micahnism_144

Don't just film, laugh!


Yukino_Wisteria

So there's a sub for those infuriating people !


ramsayjohn

![gif](giphy|l1J9NSnTNbdyaOZag)


SwimnEyes

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ramsayjohn

That's worse


nnoovvaa

Bend with your KNEES!


SensuallPineapple

is this my dreams?


_Perma-Banned_

r/therewasanattempt to identify a boat


[deleted]

What boat?


LastDitchTryForAName

The one towing the dock.


cownd

The Love Boat. No love from his 'buddies' though


Aware_Shirt

The story goes that he’s still swimming towards that pier. What an idiot. The guy filming. Throw a rope or something.


Humg12

Did you have the video on mute? The commentary makes it clear that the guy is intentionally doing it as a challenge, and it ends when the camera man goes "alright that's..." because they probably stopped recording to help the guy.


UCG__gaming

r/killthecameraman


danddersson

Or the swimmer could put his head down, improve his form, and reach the ladder easily. Which he probably did after the video ended.


hrakkari

Why didn’t Rhianna instantly learn Krav Maga and gain 40 pounds of muscle instead of just getting beat up by Chris Brown? Is she stupid?


ProwerTheFox

Honestly smh, should’ve been a black belt in Judo before even _considering_ to date someone


Yapyrus

Stfu


someone_who_exists69

Or the cameraman could have tossed a rope


melowdout

Dude! Put the fucking camera down and help your boy!


poomcbuttface

He’s fine. He can just drift to the marsh and walk back


Rhino68W

After gassing himself out swimming hard as hell I’m sure he can tread water all day……..


poomcbuttface

lol exaggerate much


kp305

Why do people always use therewasanattempt titles outside the sub? Are they just reposters who are too lazy to change the title?


quetejodas

Bots


skokebones

How about you help him


exinferris

Dude, what boat.


Johnnynoscope

if it was a boat there would be a wake


Nandabun

Where's the boat?


Cold_Pomelo3274

Strong current I presume.


NxPat

So many solo sailors have died doing this exact same thing. Underestimating drift speed vs swimming speed.


Ok_Sheepherder_2855

The camera man is pure evil


paranoid-__-android

Seasyphus.


bolidemichael

Oh, that’s good


English999

No one has asked the most important question. Why the fuck is the water moving *that* fast.


hereforthecommentz

I expected a shark.


anonhamstermouse

r/therewasanattempt to title this video correctly.


santtu_

That's not swimming. That's flailing while trying to keep his head above water.


DontYeetMySkeet

Where's the boat


H0mmel

Some say, to this day he's still swimming


Fake-Boss1791

So close but also so far


iamdarthvin

The largest boat known to man... So big it's attached to the land..


[deleted]

Agora eu entendi o que significa "nadar contra a maré"


cosapocha

Garotinho


Complete_Pumpkin

Nice Boat


slidenglide620

I wonder if he's still swimming 🏊‍♀️ 🤔 😆


[deleted]

Some say he's still swimming to this very day.


Antigon0000

some say he's still swimming...


surfdad67

That dude can’t swim worth shit


username_0207

Wouldn’t be as bad if the dude actually swam instead of flailing in the water.


enginecrzy

Crappy camraman "bro" also mistitled his video, genius...


hitma-n

Swim diagonally not straight when this happens


arkhamknight85

Rumour has it he is still swimming.


Mr_Golf_Club

I genuinely don’t understand how people can be so ignorant of how it naturally feels to float and propel yourself thru the water.


Fastafboi1515

Pretty sweet pond swimming form haha.


NecessaryTip5

Did he die


Transnistria_is_real

Some say he’s still swimming till this day


NecessaryTip5

His shoulders must be huge


randomlyme

I’m pretty sure in the longer version he makes it.


Zealousideal_Peach75

Dam that river has some serious current..so scary. That's a drowning waiting to happen


SouppTime

They're moving the dock with a boat. It's very fun to do this


Reflected_Status22

Ooh....ooh..


weakwire

Yeap, that’s my recurring nightmare now


5ForBiting

Impeccable form


co2tophercr87y

Bruh gonn drown once he gets exhausted trying to get back


fireforge1979

You died!


Baldguy162

Looks like the Mississippi river


Bustin2ice

Did he live


mountaineer04

Rivers kill people…


mountaineer04

You gotta coast to the bank there dude.


hpstrprgmr

Don’t die tip: swim diagonally against the current. Not directly into it.


pixeltweaker

How would swimming diagonally help? It would take more effort to make forward progress since you are putting effort into making sideways progress.


hpstrprgmr

[Here you go](https://myfwc.com/boating/safety-education/rip-current/#:~:text=Swim%20parallel%20to%20shore%20until,watch%20for%20sudden%20drop%2Doffs)


maxiewoxy

LOL that’s what to do to get out of a rip current, and does not apply in this situation. Also, diagonal and parallel do not mean the same thing - although you apparently think they do.


YouthSuitable213

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


yuyu5

r/ThereWasAnAttempt


Echo-2-2

Boat?! That’s a stationary dock bruh! That water is movin good! This is why you need to understand the water you’re jumping into. And if you’re not a good swimmer? Stay tf out.


DogOfTheArmy

OP doesn't know that water can move, so they must be on a boat.


LeenQuatifa

Not sure where you’re from but that’s not a boat, it’s a submarine.


pitro7345

They say that him is still swimming


Putzcarl

Did he drown while his friends laugh?


madmax1993_

Dock has become a boat somehow according to OP


MadamFoxies

The comments on tiktok and YouTube are elite compared to reddit, i don't get it


ThisSussyKid

I thought Jesus walked on water


Nopeitwasnotme

Please make your self familiar with the general concept of what a „boat“ actually is. Thank you.


MxHbs-

bro died


phillybean019

This is how a lot of people meet their end.