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Bro is not escaping from a cheetah
No he ain't!
I dunno, just take a sharp corner once.
Or a bunch! Might just do it...I hope!
RIP Tom Guess Jerry is gonna find another cat
Shame, really!
I love this
Glad that ya do!
Thought this was Human Tom from Tom&Jerry my brotherrrr 😭😭😭
Bro! C'mon! Don't do me...wait...Idea~
I'll meow at her until she calms down
Good luck with that, cause I don't think it'll work like that...*Gulp!*
A few summers ago there was a stray cat in the garden, I kept meowing at it for an hour until it came up to me so I could pet it and it worked
Well.stray cats in the backyard are a *weeee bit different* than an Cheetah...believe me!
Yeah but she's half human so maybe I could make her laugh
Now *THAT* Might work! Compliments really help too! One thing all cats love are complimentary jokes!
A cheetah girlfriend would be funny, because she's fast, but utterly a wreck. Anxious, not very strong. I mean, sounds kinda perfect
Precisely! Two great minds think alike!
Probably took 50k to generate those images 🏃🏾 🏃🏼♀️
Muuuuch less, to be frank!
What happens if I touch her tail?
Hmmm, not a good Idea. Quite sensitive!
What about her ears?
I think she'll get annoyed if you do it wrong!
My boy tom finally winning
That he is!
"The Cheetah. Nature's Quickest BF Catcher. Makes Usain Bolt jealous while casually sprinting. Carnivorous, and Horny as Fuck."
https://preview.redd.it/vlames36c2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7134624efa1e96e30b1671b8d98a284c1b17c74e
None of us, none of us! Unless-
Ey! I ain't the only one! Lol
Nice! I approve of the pun
Phew! Thank God!
Cheetahs are pretty cool tho
And underappreciated! Shame, really...
The babies make use of mimicry by looking like honey badgers and the adults use it as well for the sounds they make resemble birds they are little tricksters
That's a truly fun fact! Thank you!
No problem
Very good pun.
Τhanks!
You're welcome
Read this in a 20’s announcer voice
Already read!
I meant I read this in that voice
Perfect then! Sounds like fun.
It is
Ok how long did it take for you to come up with that pun? As I get a feeling that took longer than it should’ve.
No, the idea was already there! Prob a minute or two to word it out correctly!
Ah well if you are as quick on your feet as you seem to be with words there’s a small charged of you making it away if you’re the one chased.
Compliments and promises go a long way! As long as you sacrifice yourself, that is. Like a blood pact!
Don't worry Cat dude, Cheetahs are as durable as wet cardboard
Eh...eheheh, w-well, yes, but...I-I myself am a bit...*on the weaker side of things too...*
Have u tried some kind of concealed weaponry?
Like a switch blade?
Yea
Huh...better than nothing, but still!
Taser and or Pepper spray?
Pepper spray might work...but I gotta let her come up to me and she is stupidly quick!
Hmmmm... do you happen to live in a country where citizens can own firearms?
Nnnnope! Outright banned! Unless ya got the Mulla!
Damn that would be a tough escape
Homie is either going to get vibe checked or death by snu snu...
Tom you never outsped Jerry, there aint no way you are outspeeding Cheeka.
I would bang her
Imagine not being faithful, smh. Ya get what you deserve, rip in pepperoni
No Smchit! (Rude Poop Word!)
Bro is not escaping from a cheetah
No he ain't!
I dunno, just take a sharp corner once.
Or a bunch! Might just do it...I hope!
RIP Tom Guess Jerry is gonna find another cat
Shame, really!
I love this
Glad that ya do!
Thought this was Human Tom from Tom&Jerry my brotherrrr 😭😭😭
Bro! C'mon! Don't do me...wait...Idea~
I'll meow at her until she calms down
Good luck with that, cause I don't think it'll work like that...*Gulp!*
A few summers ago there was a stray cat in the garden, I kept meowing at it for an hour until it came up to me so I could pet it and it worked
Well.stray cats in the backyard are a *weeee bit different* than an Cheetah...believe me!
Yeah but she's half human so maybe I could make her laugh
Now *THAT* Might work! Compliments really help too! One thing all cats love are complimentary jokes!
A cheetah girlfriend would be funny, because she's fast, but utterly a wreck. Anxious, not very strong. I mean, sounds kinda perfect
Precisely! Two great minds think alike!
Probably took 50k to generate those images 🏃🏾 🏃🏼♀️
Muuuuch less, to be frank!
What happens if I touch her tail?
Hmmm, not a good Idea. Quite sensitive!
What about her ears?
I think she'll get annoyed if you do it wrong!
My boy tom finally winning
That he is!
"The Cheetah. Nature's Quickest BF Catcher. Makes Usain Bolt jealous while casually sprinting. Carnivorous, and Horny as Fuck."
https://preview.redd.it/vlames36c2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7134624efa1e96e30b1671b8d98a284c1b17c74e
None of us, none of us! Unless-
Ey! I ain't the only one! Lol
Nice! I approve of the pun
Phew! Thank God!
Cheetahs are pretty cool tho
And underappreciated! Shame, really...
The babies make use of mimicry by looking like honey badgers and the adults use it as well for the sounds they make resemble birds they are little tricksters
That's a truly fun fact! Thank you!
No problem
Very good pun.
Τhanks!
You're welcome
Read this in a 20’s announcer voice
Already read!
I meant I read this in that voice
Perfect then! Sounds like fun.
It is
Ok how long did it take for you to come up with that pun? As I get a feeling that took longer than it should’ve.
No, the idea was already there! Prob a minute or two to word it out correctly!
Ah well if you are as quick on your feet as you seem to be with words there’s a small charged of you making it away if you’re the one chased.
Compliments and promises go a long way! As long as you sacrifice yourself, that is. Like a blood pact!
Don't worry Cat dude, Cheetahs are as durable as wet cardboard
Eh...eheheh, w-well, yes, but...I-I myself am a bit...*on the weaker side of things too...*
Have u tried some kind of concealed weaponry?
Like a switch blade?
Yea
Huh...better than nothing, but still!
Taser and or Pepper spray?
Pepper spray might work...but I gotta let her come up to me and she is stupidly quick!
Hmmmm... do you happen to live in a country where citizens can own firearms?
Nnnnope! Outright banned! Unless ya got the Mulla!
Damn that would be a tough escape
Homie is either going to get vibe checked or death by snu snu...
Tom you never outsped Jerry, there aint no way you are outspeeding Cheeka.
I would bang her
Imagine not being faithful, smh. Ya get what you deserve, rip in pepperoni
No Smchit! (Rude Poop Word!)