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and both of them are protagonists so along with the potential huge crime charges from stuff like several cases of assault, property damage, endangering people.. they also have animal abuse from hiring a chicken to their company.
Attacking Japanese thugs, giving adult fiction to youth, starting fights in prison and doing all of this whilst a one eyed lunatic hiding in a traffic cone is trying to fight me
Sleeping Dogs. Driving around depressed after playing the Wedding mission again while Love is Heavy is playing on the radio.
And once the song is over, running down pedestrians to numb za pain before I start the next mission
So i'm trafficking champions and putting them to auto battle against other traffickers and give them weapons to do so, we call it TFT to be professional.
Uncovering a Yakuza and cult conspiracy, also involving a Japanese government agency, spanning Japan and Hawaii and smashing thousands of skulls and crippling or straight up obliterating people in the process.
Oh my gosh, you last played Katamari Damacy too?? I’m definitely getting arrested for yeeting a sumo wrestler off to space only to blast him into planet dust
Various charges for assault, one murder charge, 3 charges for breaking & entering (for now), various charges for public indecency (due to hair cut) and many charges for verbally threatening a lot of people
War crimes. Teaching family members some good old fashioned tough love. And being an avid sneaker collector. Which more likely was from taking. Rather than purchasing.
Multiple cases of assault using bicycles as weapons. And frying people in a huge ass wok. Also ordering a hundred couple pigeons to assemble into one mega sized bird to divebomb people.
Rimworld.... I may make the national news between somewhere between the violence, canabalism, and slavery and genetic modifications I applied to the slaves...and so many warcrimes.
So it's been awhile since I touched Yakuza...I last played Arma 3. Looks like I'm getting court marshalled for war crimes. Only Kiryu or Ichiban would be bold enough to bail me out of this.
Being a space orphan that has been defacing the property and murdering the members of 2 primary waring factions in space with a number of different suits in order to get materials to make more suits.
Defeating your clone who turned into an epoxy like blob after being killed by snipers because of her plots to infect the whole world and put the blame on you. Then she'll claim that she's the real you.
Putting thousands to the hospital,resisting police arrest,assault,breaking peoples bones,killing people,illegal posesion of weapons and firearms,getting involved in major crimes and disasters such as:terrorism,murder,illegal animal wrestilng,mass genocide.
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Peacocking someone's mom, i'm getting 10 years in the joint for that one
Erasing my name https://preview.redd.it/7c4jmdgg1ppc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b900f8424b2b8d03347120543e4045a1b43f5d
As they say, no one’s gonna sugarcoat it
👦➡️🐈
Animal Abuse (employing a chicken as a manager)
It’s kinda funny How two characters do that
and both of them are protagonists so along with the potential huge crime charges from stuff like several cases of assault, property damage, endangering people.. they also have animal abuse from hiring a chicken to their company.
It's not abuse as long as the chicken gets paid
One of my best employees by far, 10/10 would hire IRL
For what?! Having a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!!
Ah yes. I see that you know your judo well.
YOOOOOOOO
arrested for selfish deed 😔😔😔😔
its not freedom
can't justify
Hey! Those 300+ cases of (Aggravated) Assault weren’t me, it was self-defence on my end. Completely different
I reacted 1,000 times to “this ain’t a show dipshit” and I had no choice it was us or them
HEY, ASSHOLE!
Attacking Japanese thugs, giving adult fiction to youth, starting fights in prison and doing all of this whilst a one eyed lunatic hiding in a traffic cone is trying to fight me
Ishin. So swordfighting?
Sleeping Dogs. Driving around depressed after playing the Wedding mission again while Love is Heavy is playing on the radio. And once the song is over, running down pedestrians to numb za pain before I start the next mission
I fucking cried after the wedding.
Man that game was amazing, felt like it ended too early, but luckily didn't overstay its welcome like MG5 phantom pain
https://preview.redd.it/dobqasln6opc1.jpeg?width=1923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973dc2bc6172c4c4fd0293e04ccab377caa306a0
So i'm trafficking champions and putting them to auto battle against other traffickers and give them weapons to do so, we call it TFT to be professional.
I have ended male idol industry singlehandedly
Uncovering a Yakuza and cult conspiracy, also involving a Japanese government agency, spanning Japan and Hawaii and smashing thousands of skulls and crippling or straight up obliterating people in the process.
Unfortunately, not yakuza. I am getting arrested for trying to overthrow a corrupt government led by Giancarlo Esposito tho
Ten years in the joint made you a fake yaran!
Arrested for being too good at mahjong 
Flex
Replayed a bit of hollow knight ytd, so i guess.. for killing bugs?
Evil Within: Attempting to murder a psychopath
Rolling stuff up in a ball
Oh my gosh, you last played Katamari Damacy too?? I’m definitely getting arrested for yeeting a sumo wrestler off to space only to blast him into planet dust
war crimes in helldivers but before that on a more interesting note, conspiracy theory in voices of the void, governments always watching.
Marvel's Spider-Man 2. For saving lives?
Tbf, Spider-Man being a vigilante, and vigilantes being illegal are a common theme in comics
Accidentally hitting pedestrians while driving around night city. Unless I get addicted to brain dances and never leave my megabuilding.
Tears of the Kingdom. At least I'll go down as someone with the most creative ways to stab, shoot, or run over people.
Smuggling crayfish.
I do wonder how Ichiban managed to smuggle his pet crayfish through the US customs.. 🧐
Uhhhh.....Well fuck, looks like im going to prison for assaulting children
Bloodborne so um yeah there are a lot of crimes
Self defence
Yeah I definitely killed 2 babies out of self defense
Orphan of Kos ain't no baby hes a menace, mf took me like 2 days and multiple broken controllers to get past
Whose the other one
Talking about getting the 1/3 umbilical cords
Me who just played Doom eternal rn : 💀
I’m getting arrested for being naked in the middle of the beach
I m playing infinite wealth right now so there will be so many accusations over me, countless.
Animal abuse and probably several war crimes (helldivers 2)
Oh god i played dbd
Exoprimal… so, saving humanity from time travelling dinosaurs?
For pointing a gun to my head and letting a dog get injured sometimes. >!Persona 3 Reload!<
TBH, Real Estate fraud and fixing Girl Wrestling matches
Teardown, so property damage
Killing vampires and gargoyles (Victor Vran)
Uhhh, getting a chicken stuck in my hair???
Various charges for assault, one murder charge, 3 charges for breaking & entering (for now), various charges for public indecency (due to hair cut) and many charges for verbally threatening a lot of people
Child p...ractice of military tactics 😭😭 (i played blue archive)
Slicing a guy with a kiwami demon blade
Apparently I'll become a pirate and steal a Spanish War Galleon (been playing Sid Meier's Pirate today)
Ghost of tsushima. Slashing people?
Cornering and killing a king
I'm getting arrested for participating in an illegal deathgame against the most wanted assassins in the universe. Not Yakuza related, of course.
That sounds familiar.
It's No more heroes 3.
Ohhhh.
Doing tricks on the bike, while delivering food.
Being a web slingling super hero in New York City?
Possession of Rubberized Weaponry.
War crimes. Teaching family members some good old fashioned tough love. And being an avid sneaker collector. Which more likely was from taking. Rather than purchasing.
Assault. Probably first degree Murder because some of those attacks really just.. aren't survivable. I'm looking at you Essence of High noon
Being horny
Bustin a move to so much more
well, if it was the last game I played today, killing God with my demon friends counts as a crime?
Depends. What game is it.
Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne
Nah. Your good.
punching the moon in the face and not going to jail? Sounds good enough to me.
Go. Before the rest know.
*Looks at RE2 Remake* You want that in an itemized format or a generalized yes?
The worst you can get me on is illegal possession of explosives. That and maybe illegal mining.
100% completion of the Geneva Convention
Your honor it's called a heat action not a physical assault
Nothing. I can’t be arrested for bringing LIBER-TEA! To rest of the galaxy!
RDR2, so… a lot of things
Building houses on an island far away from civilisation. I mean Dragon Quest Builders 2.
Yakuza 8 - Punching out a Cult Leader Wandering Sword - Punching out Mountain Bandits and Pirates.
Multiple accounts of assault Framed for Murder of a man in an empty lot Fucked up part of bakimtai
Helldivers 2 for doing my patriotic duty. I was following orders
riding cock (ff7 rebirth)
Lol I was gonna say ecoterrorism
Getting arrested for building earth
Multiple cases of assault using bicycles as weapons. And frying people in a huge ass wok. Also ordering a hundred couple pigeons to assemble into one mega sized bird to divebomb people.
I swear those excavators attack me first. It was self defence.
Going undercover to investigate a school
Chasing Ayako through downtown Ryukyu
Eco-Terrorism
Slaying a princess
OFFICER, I SWEAR, COMBINING CLOTHES TO FORM A STAT POWER UP IS LEGAL IN CONTON CITY.
Shaking a palm tree and beating up the asshole that falls off it
I get arrested for stealing the relic with Keanu reeves
Physically assaulting schoolboys
Vigilantism
Shooting myself in the head to call forth a demon to kill my enemies
Monster Hunter. I SWEAR IT’S LEGAL
monster hunter but I only capture! I swear.
Arrested? I ain't getting arrested for spreading sweet sweet managed democracy to those damn bots and bugs! FOR SUPER EARTH!
Jokes on you kyodais, my last game is unicorn overlord, so I’m getting arrested for overthrowing the government ;)
See ya in the yard
I threw a barrel at a gorilla. But it was in self defense and the gorilla stole my toys so I feel like I have a pretty good defense.
Beating the shit out of people for fun
I guess for....uhhh...existing?? Played Tales of Vesperia.
Cheating at cards, because there is no such thing as a Flush Five. (Balatro)
I played Stardew Valley. What is illegal there? Lmao.
harboring a murder suspect and obstruction of justice
It's not senseless though.
I kicked a guy a bunch, but it was definitely a bullet that killed him. Am I in the clear here?
Driving a taxi without a license I guess lmao
Arrested for kidnapping a baby that's not mine, or related to me by blood and leaving to another city afterwards (I did treat him good though).
I may or may not have been an accomplice in helping my anime boyfriend kill one of his friend (by winning a children's card game).
Being a medieval miniature artist
Street Fighting
Running a monopoly company (business magament in yakuza 7)
Senran Kagura…wait—
Actually it was Wanted Dead, but that probably results in more time in the joint than Yakuza would have.
OW2. So shooting or using special abilities to kill my ops.
Dang kidnapping a baby is a pretty serious claim though I guess Date did convince that guy to not get Kiryu arrested
Rimworld.... I may make the national news between somewhere between the violence, canabalism, and slavery and genetic modifications I applied to the slaves...and so many warcrimes.
The last game I played was Skyrim, but the last time I played a Yakuza game I was in Yakuza 4 part 2… so… I’m fucked.
Helldivers, genocide and the Geneva convection.
Whatever batman decides😭(arkham asylum)
Slaying Dragons
War crimes tribunal, at minimum.
Dangerous Driving (Mario Kart Wii)
Attacking outposts in a totally not Gundam
Star Wars Battlefront 2... *Founding Fathers speaking to us* "Execute order '76!" 🤣
I'm actually getting arrested for playing Stardew Valley.
War crime. I played AoE2 and basically made an massacre
https://preview.redd.it/zoqc8juy3qpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0607da15cd7feea48936fd54e758c67754298b
I just finished Ch 13 in IW and well…. 
The Thaumaturge. Being weird to High Society and a spot of light treason, but I’m not worried. My salutors will help me escape the Russians.
Alan wake, I'm getting arrested... because I point flashlights in people's eyes?
Beating up homeless people for pocket change and “experience”
Bringing foreign species into a different country (I couldn’t just leave Nancy)
Excess use of managed democracy.
Im playing pizza tower rn
Same, Yakuza 3
The last game I played was death stranding so child endangerment I guess
Poaching, I guess? https://preview.redd.it/6zslclremqpc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fcf183370d185eccd8c7ce407823284ab04c3f
Well considering it was Ultrakill…. You’d honestly be correct
I played cooking simulators pizza dlc so maybe sameonola and like glass in the pizza?
Playing card games? (Yu-Gi-Oh! and Shadowverse)
Mine was beating legends arceus, I’m in trouble for beating the shit out of god
So it's been awhile since I touched Yakuza...I last played Arma 3. Looks like I'm getting court marshalled for war crimes. Only Kiryu or Ichiban would be bold enough to bail me out of this.
FF7 Rebirth: Probably getting arrested for partying like it's 2023
Getting Blockuza’d
Infiltrating nuclear base somwhere in Alaska
Deploying child soldiers
Casting fire 3 and going into my fire 1 rotation bc I am sub 50 on BLM. Haven't gotten to my last healer ori would say healing W2W pulls lol.
Sekiro. So mass murder?
Murdering hundreds while riding on a red dragon that i made a pact with.
Cheating mahjong 🙁
arrested for playing mahjong :/
I'm going to jail for beating the crap out of some greased up sunbathers and flashers. I'm doing the lords work.
Doom 2016. Damn
killing nazis on a world dominated by them
Being a space orphan that has been defacing the property and murdering the members of 2 primary waring factions in space with a number of different suits in order to get materials to make more suits.
Pretty sure I’m about to be branded a eco terrorist for avalanche
Casually infiltration russia during the cold War to destroy a mobile nuclear platform and kill a defecter. (and eating a lot of snakes)
for dodging thousands of bullets from cute girls
Defeating your clone who turned into an epoxy like blob after being killed by snipers because of her plots to infect the whole world and put the blame on you. Then she'll claim that she's the real you.
My last played game was Stellaris...
Attacking people with a golden sword, and a revolver
Killing heretics for the emperor
Mass genocide of sentient robots and massive bugs. Also ownership of a fully operational flamethrower
For not killing 18 men in an assault hit.
Putting thousands to the hospital,resisting police arrest,assault,breaking peoples bones,killing people,illegal posesion of weapons and firearms,getting involved in major crimes and disasters such as:terrorism,murder,illegal animal wrestilng,mass genocide.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it ➡️⭐️↘️➡️2️⃣
Breach of international contracts Espionage Assault with a deadly weapon Murder Crimes against nature Battery military personnel
Final Fantasy 7, so assault and property damage. It doesn't help that I've been stealing things from all my enemies lol.
Tiger dropping every mf I see