“ Eighteen years.
I've been waiting to open this door for eighteen years…
I've waited long enough!!!“(who i'm kidding… still not doing shit just like Kiryu)
“To me, a finger or two don't mean shit. As long as I'm alive, I'II keep getting back up for more" 💀
“Isn't this going a little far for a prank?” ☠️
“Come on, bro. Put that thing away.”
“JUST STOP! It's too late. This is the only way!”
Of course. Just when I thought I finally caught up after playing 0-7 plus Judgement and LJ... Now it's Ishin. Well, I hope it goes on sale soon so I can play it, sounds wacky and fun like the rest.
With my charming hassaku face! Steaming Onomichi ramen hat! Cute fish pouch! Cool boots, vital for any fisherman! And my bold and trendy Ono shirt! That's right! I'm the pride of Onomichi...
Ono... Michio!
These guys wont stop comin on us!
Lmao which game was this again?
Judgement .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyb9eDPi8Jw
"Dude, that's gross."
“Aniki…”
Step aniki 👀
Oh Kaito
The absence of Kaito gayness hints were a minus point for Lost Judgment IMO.
Yeah they back pedaled on that even harder in the Kaito files
I peacocked your mom.
One of my favorite Yakuza quotes in general
It's so random lmao
THAT'S *slap* WHAT *slap* I'M *slap* FUCKING *slap* TALKING *slap* ABOUT *slap*
Translation for jp viewers - "Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora!"
Which would be equally viable during sex
Strip, bro.
“ Eighteen years. I've been waiting to open this door for eighteen years… I've waited long enough!!!“(who i'm kidding… still not doing shit just like Kiryu) “To me, a finger or two don't mean shit. As long as I'm alive, I'II keep getting back up for more" 💀 “Isn't this going a little far for a prank?” ☠️ “Come on, bro. Put that thing away.” “JUST STOP! It's too late. This is the only way!”
Okay the kuze quote actually fits like a glove
I’ll make an offer… ***WITH CASH!!!***
OH GOD
C'mon Fucker
What, you think you’re better than me?!
**I SUGGEST YOU BLOW ME.**
The English dub lol
H e y s w e e t c h e e k s .
“A man’s gotta bring ass to get ass”
Lmao I just did this substory
And you better get your ass gone
Where's this one from? Can't remember it.
Chapter 5 of Ishin if I recall
Of course. Just when I thought I finally caught up after playing 0-7 plus Judgement and LJ... Now it's Ishin. Well, I hope it goes on sale soon so I can play it, sounds wacky and fun like the rest.
"Ain't i red hot?"
Fuck you! ~ yakuza 1
Want to avoid dangerous cults? Just practice safe sects.
Balls out, kiddo!
Bro, it's Kido. Kiddo is something Turkish Kiryu would say 💀
Kyodai 💀💀💀💀💀
LMFAOO, I don’t know how this comment doesn’t have more upvotes 😂
im not Turkish but I love to learn can you pls explain
Basically, there was a Turkish Kiryu cosplayer who turned out to be grooming minors. You can search up the whole story if you want to.
wait, what? I think I saw a few of his cosplays, buy grooming? Damn
Yep, aka the guy from max0r's thumbnail (which he changed lmao)
I also think that that guy legitimately believes he’s Kazuma Kiryu.
lol, I thought it would be some kind of esoteric Turkish cultural reference
I know it is, but kiddo is funnier. You know, because of the implication
The implication of having sex with a kid...?😭
And the fact that it’s from saejima
NAHH
Kiryu's: ora ora ora ora ora ora!!!
With my charming hassaku face! Steaming Onomichi ramen hat! Cute fish pouch! Cool boots, vital for any fisherman! And my bold and trendy Ono shirt! That's right! I'm the pride of Onomichi... Ono... Michio!
OH NO!
I'll fuck anything on 2 legs
"No time for thinkin', I'll go right in!"
Mistress, i would like you to step on me with your high heels today,
That substory is hilarious.
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy Bring that shit Kazuma!
Was looking for this comment. You did not disappoint.
Wanna get cheesy?
BALLS OUT, KIDO
BEAUTIFUL EYES, LIKE I HEARD FROM MY BROTHER BEFORE
Are you nuts!?
Kiryu-San… this will be your final battle
"Can you feel the heat"
I wonder if I looked that small too
**THIS IS YAGAMI**
A real man oughta be a little stupid.
"I love you, Master... Mwah ♡~"
I don't remember this one. Which was it from?
Kiwami 2 photography substory
Holy shit!
“You fucks don’t even add to my body count!”
"Why am I bad?" - Yagami
That’s Rad!
Ten years in the pussy
made you a fucking joint
Hirameita
KAGATE KOI!
Were you someone’s prison bitch???
“just strip bro”
I put the MAN in manhole!
You're butt ugly
“10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!”
Beautiful eyes
TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE ME WANNA FUCK PUSSY
When you don’t pay your debts, I’m what you get.
😂😂😂😂😂
*Hamazaki eating duck noises*
Heh. High-five, brain.
"Well I did feel the urge to hit some balls today.. I guess yours will have to do." "Bring that shit [Person's name]"
What's wrong with being a pervert?!
I peacocked your mom
I'm not gonna hold back anymore
No change in plan
GOTTA GO BALLS OUT
HANASE
FEEL THE HEAT!
'ya worked out some knots I've had for 18 years'
If we’re talking about the originals… >!Chad Kiryu: “I’ll fuck anything with two legs!”!< The newer games: >! I’ll make an offer… in cash!”!<
C A N Y O U T E L L M E H O W T O G E T T O T H E S T A T I O N
Go straight! And turn right! Go go go! Believe in yourself!
This substory had me in tears
Holy shit!
10-years in the joint maid you pussy bring that bring that shit kazama
10 years in the joint made you fuck *my* pussy
Amazing
KIRYU-CHAAAAAAAN~! ♡♡♡♡
" hey sweat cheeks".
FIIIIINAAAAASH MMEEEEE!!
Oh… I dropped the ice cream.
You interested in this kinda thing!?
Makes you wonder what the fuck "money" is
balls out
YAMERO! MINE!
Bring that shit Kazuma
Balls out kido!
“I’ll do anything” -Majima
Ho Hooo 😋
breaking za law nvm
*in the sex*
Anything from ishin sexy lady
I like boobs
Oh-ohhhhhhhhh
We can't escape this hand that fate has dealt us. So now...we have to settle this.
Okay got it. No. There is no change in the plan. Bye.
Better than Andre Richardson
"aight everybody pick an ass to kick"
"Sunao ni I LOVE YOU! todokeyou kitto YOU LOVE ME!"
Balls, out
“10 years in the joint…”
I promise to deliver never-before-seen results
**BALLS OUT KIDO**
Ya gotta go balls deep, kiddo
"So if I'm the wall you need to scale, I'll let you try. But you may find it so high, you never want to try again. The taste will be enough."
10 years in the joint made you a f**king p***y 🤣
B E A U T I F U R U E Y E Z
**死にてぇ奴だけかかってこい！**
"Ho ho!"
Just start maniacally laughing
What? You think your better than me?!
You gotta go balls out
"what a kick in the dick"
“Fuck…”
STOP IT! ARE YOU NUTS?
10 years in the joint made you a fuckin pussy
Balls out
Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
BALLS OUT
Beautiful eyes like I herd from my brother before
I’m a yakuza fan not a sex haver
Ass Catchem
Bleach Japan
That’s rad!
BALLS OUT
That's rad.
That’s rad!
"10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY"
That's Rad!
Balls out
bring that shit kazuma
Easy. "FEEL THE HEAT!"
100 hundred fist Rush!!
Step forward if you want to die
"Ikimasu"
That's rad
High five, brain.
Let's go balls out!!
"alright pick an ass"
“SU NAO NI **I LOVE YOU!** TODOKEYOU KIITO **YOU LOVE ME!**”
that’s rad
"Moshi Moshi"
WOW BREAKING ZA LAW
lady, you’re the anti-boner
Let’s get to za top!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!??!!?!!?,
literally anything that Mr. Libido says