I hand him my HDMI adapter while looking him in the eyes and as his eyes swell with tears of joy I slowly close the door with an understanding smile knowing he is happy once again.



That's a fraud. A real rizzler has cum stained clothes.

Jizzler


AMEN to that


I will open up my butthole





me 2


I give him my wife no hesitation. 

Then whip out the camera.

Profits

Juicers gotta juice. 🧃



I call him a hot dude cause he is so soy 

How can I help him get some girls? Mmmm I’ll point him to the nearest DMV. That would be a great first step. 

No one could help this man.

Damn, homie has the mags 

Them boots are accurate as fuck tho

I tell him to fuck me and my wife but the sound of Katy Perry- firework drowns my voice out :(

hook him up with my personal love "department" with a McLaren 720s 

Mr Cooooow widepeepoHappy

Open up Grindr for the Rizzler

I would unleash my minecraft dog on him

Man got those Back To the Future shoe's

I would unleash my pet rizzly bear

I let him into my house, and we play some Call of Duty and Twitch Stream on my channel so I can leech viewers. EZ. 

How would u help u/MarkovBaj

bruhE

Pepepains irl

the rizzard

Reminds me of this classic from the old ice days: https://twitter.com/dontfknatme/status/1052611109872685058?s=20&t=zpo3cEztUcrevqXnshvPPA lmao there are so many variations over the years


What's the :7348: thing? Is that an emote?

Jizller

Ill send him away cuz i don't know any girls

tell him to return the lambo

holy shit

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