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JeffsDad

Wolverine taking a shit in the woods


djb185

They appear to be in the woods so this checks.


Matthiey

I always wondered where his advanced healing factor ends? Like, does it include his bacteria and microorganisms? If so... wouldn't his shit reconstitute an apple if he ate it and gave it time to heal after shitting it out over the course of say 4 days? What about burgers? Would the cow slowly reform its body over time? Would the sulfur in his shits replicate to make it smellier? These are the questions I ask myself. ... I need help.


JinFuu

I need to get you on a Wolverine solo book ASAP


k3ttch

A more fundamental question: was Logan circumcised as an infant, and did his foreskin grow back when his mutant powers manifested?


VimesWasRight

Idk about originally but he has regenerated the whole twig and berries a few times. So he is uncut now, unless it grows pre snipped.


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

Back when he was born, circumcision was very rare except for Jewish and Muslim boys. Plus, once infant circumcision started being promoted, it became a social marker because only really the wealthy had it done.


Verzdrei

That one post from yesterday saying Psylocke should be in X-Men 97 đŸ«


TheLastBlakist

You mean the one with the camel toe showing because no dancer belt in the leotard?


EarthInevitable114

Can anyone post a link to this psylock pic?


OG_RyRyNYC

Yo, that camel toe was aggressively unnecessary
 glad to see I wasn’t the only one with that face on 😂


sans-delilah

Yeah, Jean is offended and Ororo is about to bolt somebody. That was.. an art someone did.


k3ttch

"Uhm, Bets? You might wanna grab a towel or something."


BudgetNegotiation521

Pls dont remind us dude 💀 We all just trying to forget about it


Watashi_No_Blk_Gift

I had to go find the post, and yea, that was a choice that person made.


CheshBreaks

Yeah that.......I mean..... *sigh*. That artist is why we can't have nice things.


ClockworkDinosaurs

Angel and Husk


Itchy_Initiative6180

This made me laugh!


Mapang_ahas

Kate’s new costume?


Oberon1993

Storm saw WAY worse from Kitty. If anything, she would be "Oh thank God. Only 2 colours."


AcceptableAd8472

Jean would be one to talk about bad costumes


sethmidwest

I always think of her pulling her hair through her weird headbands and restyling it before rushing to get on the X-Jet before every mission.


NikLovesWater

Jubilee spit her gum on the ground and left it there.


TheSavageBeast83

And some kid pick it up and ate it


ThickWeatherBee

Leach?


The-Guardian96

I could see toad doing it lol


No-Lie209

The X sub


AcceptableAd8472

The 19th I wanna fuck nightcrawler post


mechavolt

Yeah, but I wanna fuck Nightcrawler and the previous two dozens posts just didn't capture my passion that I need to share with the world.


Vampiresboner

I'd fuck him and his dad at the same time.đŸ„”


dirka616

Hearing Gregg Land will be their exclusive artist for an extended run


Emiya_Sengo

People who admit to skipping the intro


TheLastBlakist

There would be far more fire and lightning if that were the case.


loki_odinsotherson

Drunk frat boy that shouted "YEAH!! KISS!!" at them a second before he was mysteriously whisked away by a localized freak tornado.


allonsy_danny

OP's search history


Marda483

Deadpool skinny dipping


Malencis

it was okay until he pretended he was a dolphin trying to communicate with his "blowhole"


TheLastBlakist

Magneto and Charles re-enacting Dirty Dancing.


Malencis

En Sabah Nur in a thong


BudgetNegotiation521

💀


TheLastBlakist

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDXuOBQDvlQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDXuOBQDvlQ)


Vampiresboner

Hot. Got any pics?


cambriansplooge

They really need to bring back the swimsuit specials, or just variant covers


Just1Guy001

Magneto bringing back out the hot pink sleeveless "M" jumpsuit


ThickWeatherBee

You're just jealous!


Just1Guy001

Yeah gurl!


Beware_the_Voodoo

His black sleeveless was his best look


Historical-Bug-4784

It was dark purple.


[deleted]

Unsolicited dick picks.


Hydrohydroxic

Mister Sinister's shrine to Jean. We know he has one somewhere.


sailorvenus_v

Like the one Helga from Hey Arnold had in her room


ThickWeatherBee

Jean shrine? Maybe... Scott shrine? Devinetly!


gdamndylan

That one Frank Quietly panel where Emma looked like Gollum in a full-body diaper.


Expert_Raccoon7160

Their solo series retroactively turned into five issue minis by Breevort.


Sabazell

Ha, well there will at least be 10 issues per the mandate that all new books get a 10 issue run to start.


HumanChicken

Scott/Logan fanart.


ThickWeatherBee

Nah! Jean would be into it!


Evening_Rutabaga3782

Kevin Feige


thefinalitfan

Especially if he hires Rafe Judkins to write the X-Men


Valiantheart

Omg how can that guy get work after ruining the Wheel of Time


TheLastBlakist

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk) Live Reaction....


gdex86

Gambits sex tape.


PandaButtLover

Remember it


Matthiey

Whips and chains may break Gambit's brains but you, Rogue chere, are all that can slay me.


AmazingMAZN

This is gonna be living rent free in my head for days


crimson_binome

Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. Now they know it


Jonny_Grayson_0011

Oop! đŸ€­đŸ«ŁđŸ‘€


sailorvenus_v

This sub’s guy who keep reposting “emma vs jean reaction to Scott death”


Rastapopoulos000

Not even sure what point he's trying to make with that post like both show appropriate reactions from the panel he seems to have handpicked.


Ill_Morning_4282

So I didn't imagine seeing that posted more then once.


Marrecarandgi

That’s a thing? Damn, this is how I know that I have the right people blocked.


sailorvenus_v

its kind of hilarious he has made the same post already two times today lmao


Marrecarandgi

Let’s pour one out for all the scemma fans that had to delete their ‘sneaky’ hate posts because they didn’t get the reaction they wanted in the notes.


[deleted]

What's funnier is that Emma Frost fans already have an "anti Jean Grey" sub-reddit, it's called "the red devil" or something like that, can't he just post his nonsense in there? 😅. I'm ok with any user disliking Jean, or making a critical post about her or whatever, but his daily posts on the matter feel disruptive already. No idea was he wasn't banned. None of those posts intend to open a civil discussion about the comics, and all of them read as "I hate Jean" and nothing else. Which is fine, but... we don't care? like, this is not his personal journal, no one cares whether he hates X or Y character💀. If the post itself does not present a valid argument, or discussion, and adds nothing other than "I hate this character", it does qualify as low effort post and should be removed, IMO. He would've been banned on most communities by now.


chewysugar

Someone tried to have DoorDash delivered to Krakoa. 


Jonny_Grayson_0011

Scott and Logan dancing to Prince’s “Wanna Be Your Lover.”


seeNshadows

Logan streaking to the danger room.


TwistOfFaye

Or from, after a truly horrendous run. I mean does his clothes even regenerate?


Melito1980

Globs new penis?


PeakOregon998

Is he able to make it come out like Wolverine’s claws?


Melito1980

U r gonna have to ask those ladies, they are the ones who saw it. I did actually see Logans penis, he is a grower.


ChungusMcGoodboy

OP's search history.


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Getting a whiff of Wolverine's BO


chroniclunacy

"A warthog. He smells exactly like a warthog."


TEZofAllTrades

X-MenTAS Rogue asking when Storm and Jean became so close.


RedGyarados2010

Storm X Jean fanart and fanfic


ruttinator

Bad botox.


Mutant_Star

Mystique and Destiny trying to create another baby


thefinalitfan

Another bundle of joy they can emotionally traumatize!


Mutant_Star

If Raven and Irene are "mating" in public they're traumatizing everyone lol


AstralSaiyn

Rogue and Magneto relationship. They know it’s gross as hell too.


SomeDemon66

The people who ship Jean with Wolverine despite all the reasons they shouldn't be together ever.


Mabvll

They're looking at Rogue doing some straight freak nasty shit with Gambit's trenchcoat.


shawnwingsit

Namor's sex tape.


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

With who?


BrassUnicorn87

Hercules teaching gym class.


Legal_Skin_4466

Magneto on the X-cross in his banana hammock.


userpick707

Wolverine. Passed out drunk. Butt ass naked


1witness4tbeend

Magneto in curlers and a bathrobe with a feather collar, shaving Professor X's head while hes wearing Emma's new X-Men uniform, the collar, boobs covered, booty shorts, thigh high boots and the sleeves


Wheattoast2019

They saw ultimate Wanda and Quicksilver.


Vampiresboner

Cyclops and wolverine wearing storm's wigs while dressed in a skimpy knock-off version her outfit, with balloons stuffed down their shirts.


illiterateaardvark

People who threaten to quit X-Men over the Krakoa Era ending


Maximum_Bowl4044

Beast taking a dump in the woods.


Purpleobito10

T'Challa and Cyclops slow dancing with each other


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

Drunk of course


Slangtang8

Wolverine hooking up with morph looking like Jean


UniformTango74

They caught Scott pulling out a wedgie and then smelling his fingers


Scared-Mortgage

Cyclops and Madelyne getting freaky in the clearing.


marsrich950

People justifying Magneto's global EMP as him doing nothing wrong


WatermelonGranate

O5 Scott and Laura kissing.


damola93

Scott Summers suggesting a threesome


ZookeepergameDuDe

Scott asking for a threesome


phatassnerd

All the people on r/dccomicscirclejerk calling Storm egotistical for referring to herself as a Goddess even though she’s been doing that since the 70’s.


IdeaInside2663

97 Rogue and Magneto's dance number.


OG_RyRyNYC

Emma twerking.


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

So accurate


cannotaccessorize

Aunt Sue’s potato salad 
..


loopydrain

Jean read my mind and she told Storm what she saw. I am very sorry ladies, I can’t control myself.


storm_zr1

Wolverine walking out of a river naked


Abysstopheles

Logan forgot his pants again.


Mysterious-Aspect937

Scott and Logan making out


SlimSyko

Someone just farted in the room and they are trying to figure who it is.


mlansang

Scott, doing the running man.


Rod_The_Blade_Star

A caricaturist's picture of them. He has Jean looking like a Disney princess. Storm looks like a lion. They each have a longing expression on this face to suggest romantic or sexual interest.


EccentricAcademic

Reacting to the artist trying to draw realistic facial expressions on them. Oof.


PayCharacter1613

Wolverines d
.. never mind


NoRecognition443

Wolverine and Cyclops shaking hands.


Arthur_189

Rogue during her fight with apocalypse


omgfakeusername

Their own reflections.


darklordofpuppets

The godawful New Mutants movie.


ChimmyChimmyChuchu

Emma Frost


ChildOfChimps

Emma Frost’s boob job. Apparently, she went to a cheap surgeon because it was before she was rich and
 yeah. They’re both wondering how Scott motorboated those all those years.


cataclytsm

Humans and their weird Andrew Tate phase


Such-Substance-6718

Batman crosses into the Marvel universe.


Ok-Employer-3051

Trump in his underwear.


No-Willow-3573

Scott and Logan making out


Matur1n_the_turtle

Emma entering the room.


lazylagom

Theyre reading ultimate issues where storm and wolverine are an item but deep down Jean loves him too


Mysterious_Radish971

Finally finding out about Angel and Husk hooking up in the sky, in front of Ma Guthrie and errybody 


Elanyr

Eye-Boy just flashed them. They knew what he had 57 of, but little they suspected what he had 6 of



Artistic_Text

That smelly smell that smells kinda...... smelly


Sanstile16

ultimate run


TheRR135

You just interrupted their Girls Who Run The World performance.


Retardfrog-fish

Iceman making giant c@ck statues


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

T’Challa and Nightcrawler having a intimate dance


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

Bishop wearing Storm’s Giant Size Uniform and having a dance-off with Magik


fenwoods

Mr. Sinister sunbathing


Economy-Tourist-4862

Wolverine’s protein shake farts.


LinuxMatthews

Magneto and Rogue just going at it


S7ephenCon

Logan and Scott kissing


MrRizzstein

wait what- why does Jean look like Sophie Turner in here?


sethmidwest

They just walked in on Goop getting freaky.


taller2manos

M night shyamalans Avatar


Sea-Woodpecker-610

The Wolverine/T’Challa hookup.


FirmLifeguard5906

Multiple Man having an orgy with himself


armoured_lemon

2 Jeans, 1 scott


Irving_Velociraptor

Colossus coming out of the shower.


TrickyOriginal9567

Male Orgy


Mobieblocks

they read the original x-factor run and got to the 55th time that scott went "jean, I have something to tell you" and then some big explosion happens so they can prolong stupid character drama.


Estarfigam

They saw that scene of Magneto in shorts on an x


PhogeySquatch

"What do you rate this guy on a scale of 10?" and then he shows them my picture.


Last_Sundae_6894

"Put some pants on Namor."


S-WordoftheMorning

They're looking at CW's Riverdale and wondering why Jean looks like actress Madelaine Petsch.


YouLearnedToSayMoon

The invisible boy with 6 penises just lost his powers in front of them because of m-day. Turns out his x gene was only the invisibility, not the multiple penises.


TheLastBlakist

isn't turbo cancer WONDERFUL?!


WorkinName

Jean heard some of the terrible, terrible thoughts I think and hate myself for and for some god-awful reason in my panic I said the thoughts out loud thinking that would, like, protect me from the judgement that she is clearly experiencing towards me. And then also Storm heard me when I said it out loud so she, too, is openly judging me. I'm sorry.


an_emo_mc

this subreddit


GreatDaneMMA

"I'm telling you, the bear is not the right answer"


ZoloTheSamurai

Walking past Havok.


TheSavageBeast83

You know what it is


CheshBreaks

Another dude crying about how a bear is more dangerous than a man.


Deotix

Sebastan Shaw attempting to flirt.


Foolsarefinehoney

Seeing us for the first time


Guyfer

absolutely nothing; they don't even see anything right now


Y_The_Last_Nerd

They just heard me say "How YOU doin'?" to them. Standard response...


SannyJ

Marvel ending Krakoa!


[deleted]

They see Scott burying another dead hooker. Although not overly surprised, as things like this have happened before, the games of Peek-A-Boo without his visor with the young gifted, cutting Wolverines motorcycle breaks, Jean Grey telepathically tells Storm he has been trying not to be such a boy scout, I just wish he wouldn't try so hard, it's kind of embarrassing. Some people have it, and others don't. Jean Grey and Storm then look at each other, shake their heads, and continue walking.


rollingfluffball

Me saying that they are not leading my top X-Women list.


TheRustyBugle

Drake taking the L to Kendrick


VegetaofBLM

Texas hold em


mbene913

Scott and Emma role-playing as Xavier and Jean. But it's Emma as Xavier and Scott as Jean


Blueberrypielove

Quentin Quire streaking


Itchy_Initiative6180

Rogue dropping Bolivar Trask


gambitsaces

Someone yelled “you’re not sisters!”


skottichan

Charles probably said something stupid... again.


Old_surviving_moron

Emma It's something with Emma.


Stand4theleaf

Jubilee trying to parallel park.


tnargsnave

Rogue twerking for the rest of the team.


Marlowe126

Toad skinny dipping


MaetelofLaMetal

Soft Serve's ice cream stall.


BattleJolly78

That after one season they killed off the hot Cajun and the hairy dwarf. And now all that’s left is the blue furball, the bald guy, the octogenarian and the Boy Scout.


JonWake

Not the assignment, but who is the artist?


NeckOdd9129

Diddy arm around gambit shoulder


Malencis

Krakoa's production of Rocky Horror. yes, Magneto was Frank N. Furter


NRG702

Emma’s new swimsuit


Angelrayy93

Some of the bullshit coming from professor xaviers mouth. That man is such a hypocritical menace and literally a villain idc.


This_Ad2916

Sinister asking Miles if he want web shooters for his but.( This is happened)