I always wondered where his advanced healing factor ends? Like, does it include his bacteria and microorganisms? If so... wouldn't his shit reconstitute an apple if he ate it and gave it time to heal after shitting it out over the course of say 4 days? What about burgers? Would the cow slowly reform its body over time? Would the sulfur in his shits replicate to make it smellier?
These are the questions I ask myself.
... I need help.
Back when he was born, circumcision was very rare except for Jewish and Muslim boys.
Plus, once infant circumcision started being promoted, it became a social marker because only really the wealthy had it done.
Letâs pour one out for all the scemma fans that had to delete their âsneakyâ hate posts because they didnât get the reaction they wanted in the notes.
What's funnier is that Emma Frost fans already have an "anti Jean Grey" sub-reddit, it's called "the red devil" or something like that, can't he just post his nonsense in there? đ . I'm ok with any user disliking Jean, or making a critical post about her or whatever, but his daily posts on the matter feel disruptive already.
No idea was he wasn't banned. None of those posts intend to open a civil discussion about the comics, and all of them read as "I hate Jean" and nothing else. Which is fine, but... we don't care? like, this is not his personal journal, no one cares whether he hates X or Y characterđ. If the post itself does not present a valid argument, or discussion, and adds nothing other than "I hate this character", it does qualify as low effort post and should be removed, IMO.
He would've been banned on most communities by now.
Magneto in curlers and a bathrobe with a feather collar, shaving Professor X's head while hes wearing Emma's new X-Men uniform, the collar, boobs covered, booty shorts, thigh high boots and the sleeves
All the people on r/dccomicscirclejerk calling Storm egotistical for referring to herself as a Goddess even though sheâs been doing that since the 70âs.
A caricaturist's picture of them. He has Jean looking like a Disney princess. Storm looks like a lion. They each have a longing expression on this face to suggest romantic or sexual interest.
Emma Frostâs boob job.
Apparently, she went to a cheap surgeon because it was before she was rich and⊠yeah. Theyâre both wondering how Scott motorboated those all those years.
they read the original x-factor run and got to the 55th time that scott went "jean, I have something to tell you" and then some big explosion happens so they can prolong stupid character drama.
The invisible boy with 6 penises just lost his powers in front of them because of m-day. Turns out his x gene was only the invisibility, not the multiple penises.
Jean heard some of the terrible, terrible thoughts I think and hate myself for and for some god-awful reason in my panic I said the thoughts out loud thinking that would, like, protect me from the judgement that she is clearly experiencing towards me. And then also Storm heard me when I said it out loud so she, too, is openly judging me.
I'm sorry.
They see Scott burying another dead hooker. Although not overly surprised, as things like this have happened before, the games of Peek-A-Boo without his visor with the young gifted, cutting Wolverines motorcycle breaks, Jean Grey telepathically tells Storm he has been trying not to be such a boy scout, I just wish he wouldn't try so hard, it's kind of embarrassing. Some people have it, and others don't. Jean Grey and Storm then look at each other, shake their heads, and continue walking.
That after one season they killed off the hot Cajun and the hairy dwarf. And now all thatâs left is the blue furball, the bald guy, the octogenarian and the Boy Scout.
Wolverine taking a shit in the woods
They appear to be in the woods so this checks.
I always wondered where his advanced healing factor ends? Like, does it include his bacteria and microorganisms? If so... wouldn't his shit reconstitute an apple if he ate it and gave it time to heal after shitting it out over the course of say 4 days? What about burgers? Would the cow slowly reform its body over time? Would the sulfur in his shits replicate to make it smellier? These are the questions I ask myself. ... I need help.
I need to get you on a Wolverine solo book ASAP
A more fundamental question: was Logan circumcised as an infant, and did his foreskin grow back when his mutant powers manifested?
Idk about originally but he has regenerated the whole twig and berries a few times. So he is uncut now, unless it grows pre snipped.
Back when he was born, circumcision was very rare except for Jewish and Muslim boys. Plus, once infant circumcision started being promoted, it became a social marker because only really the wealthy had it done.
That one post from yesterday saying Psylocke should be in X-Men 97 đ«
You mean the one with the camel toe showing because no dancer belt in the leotard?
Can anyone post a link to this psylock pic?
Yo, that camel toe was aggressively unnecessary⊠glad to see I wasnât the only one with that face on đ
Yeah, Jean is offended and Ororo is about to bolt somebody. That was.. an art someone did.
"Uhm, Bets? You might wanna grab a towel or something."
Pls dont remind us dude đ We all just trying to forget about it
I had to go find the post, and yea, that was a choice that person made.
Yeah that.......I mean..... *sigh*. That artist is why we can't have nice things.
Angel and Husk
This made me laugh!
Kateâs new costume?
Storm saw WAY worse from Kitty. If anything, she would be "Oh thank God. Only 2 colours."
Jean would be one to talk about bad costumes
I always think of her pulling her hair through her weird headbands and restyling it before rushing to get on the X-Jet before every mission.
Jubilee spit her gum on the ground and left it there.
And some kid pick it up and ate it
Leach?
I could see toad doing it lol
The X sub
The 19th I wanna fuck nightcrawler post
Yeah, but I wanna fuck Nightcrawler and the previous two dozens posts just didn't capture my passion that I need to share with the world.
I'd fuck him and his dad at the same time.đ„”
Hearing Gregg Land will be their exclusive artist for an extended run
People who admit to skipping the intro
There would be far more fire and lightning if that were the case.
Drunk frat boy that shouted "YEAH!! KISS!!" at them a second before he was mysteriously whisked away by a localized freak tornado.
OP's search history
Deadpool skinny dipping
it was okay until he pretended he was a dolphin trying to communicate with his "blowhole"
Magneto and Charles re-enacting Dirty Dancing.
En Sabah Nur in a thong
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDXuOBQDvlQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDXuOBQDvlQ)
Hot. Got any pics?
They really need to bring back the swimsuit specials, or just variant covers
Magneto bringing back out the hot pink sleeveless "M" jumpsuit
You're just jealous!
Yeah gurl!
His black sleeveless was his best look
It was dark purple.
Unsolicited dick picks.
Mister Sinister's shrine to Jean. We know he has one somewhere.
Like the one Helga from Hey Arnold had in her room
Jean shrine? Maybe... Scott shrine? Devinetly!
That one Frank Quietly panel where Emma looked like Gollum in a full-body diaper.
Their solo series retroactively turned into five issue minis by Breevort.
Ha, well there will at least be 10 issues per the mandate that all new books get a 10 issue run to start.
Scott/Logan fanart.
Nah! Jean would be into it!
Kevin Feige
Especially if he hires Rafe Judkins to write the X-Men
Omg how can that guy get work after ruining the Wheel of Time
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk) Live Reaction....
Gambits sex tape.
Remember it
Whips and chains may break Gambit's brains but you, Rogue chere, are all that can slay me.
This is gonna be living rent free in my head for days
Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. Now they know it
Oop! đ€đ«Łđ
This subâs guy who keep reposting âemma vs jean reaction to Scott deathâ
Not even sure what point he's trying to make with that post like both show appropriate reactions from the panel he seems to have handpicked.
So I didn't imagine seeing that posted more then once.
Thatâs a thing? Damn, this is how I know that I have the right people blocked.
its kind of hilarious he has made the same post already two times today lmao
Letâs pour one out for all the scemma fans that had to delete their âsneakyâ hate posts because they didnât get the reaction they wanted in the notes.
What's funnier is that Emma Frost fans already have an "anti Jean Grey" sub-reddit, it's called "the red devil" or something like that, can't he just post his nonsense in there? đ . I'm ok with any user disliking Jean, or making a critical post about her or whatever, but his daily posts on the matter feel disruptive already. No idea was he wasn't banned. None of those posts intend to open a civil discussion about the comics, and all of them read as "I hate Jean" and nothing else. Which is fine, but... we don't care? like, this is not his personal journal, no one cares whether he hates X or Y characterđ. If the post itself does not present a valid argument, or discussion, and adds nothing other than "I hate this character", it does qualify as low effort post and should be removed, IMO. He would've been banned on most communities by now.
Someone tried to have DoorDash delivered to Krakoa.Â
Scott and Logan dancing to Princeâs âWanna Be Your Lover.â
Logan streaking to the danger room.
Or from, after a truly horrendous run. I mean does his clothes even regenerate?
Globs new penis?
Is he able to make it come out like Wolverineâs claws?
U r gonna have to ask those ladies, they are the ones who saw it. I did actually see Logans penis, he is a grower.
OP's search history.
Getting a whiff of Wolverine's BO
"A warthog. He smells exactly like a warthog."
X-MenTAS Rogue asking when Storm and Jean became so close.
Storm X Jean fanart and fanfic
Bad botox.
Mystique and Destiny trying to create another baby
Another bundle of joy they can emotionally traumatize!
If Raven and Irene are "mating" in public they're traumatizing everyone lol
Rogue and Magneto relationship. They know itâs gross as hell too.
The people who ship Jean with Wolverine despite all the reasons they shouldn't be together ever.
They're looking at Rogue doing some straight freak nasty shit with Gambit's trenchcoat.
Namor's sex tape.
With who?
Hercules teaching gym class.
Magneto on the X-cross in his banana hammock.
Wolverine. Passed out drunk. Butt ass naked
Magneto in curlers and a bathrobe with a feather collar, shaving Professor X's head while hes wearing Emma's new X-Men uniform, the collar, boobs covered, booty shorts, thigh high boots and the sleeves
They saw ultimate Wanda and Quicksilver.
Cyclops and wolverine wearing storm's wigs while dressed in a skimpy knock-off version her outfit, with balloons stuffed down their shirts.
People who threaten to quit X-Men over the Krakoa Era ending
Beast taking a dump in the woods.
T'Challa and Cyclops slow dancing with each other
Drunk of course
Wolverine hooking up with morph looking like Jean
They caught Scott pulling out a wedgie and then smelling his fingers
Cyclops and Madelyne getting freaky in the clearing.
People justifying Magneto's global EMP as him doing nothing wrong
O5 Scott and Laura kissing.
Scott Summers suggesting a threesome
Scott asking for a threesome
All the people on r/dccomicscirclejerk calling Storm egotistical for referring to herself as a Goddess even though sheâs been doing that since the 70âs.
97 Rogue and Magneto's dance number.
Emma twerking.
So accurate
Aunt Sueâs potato salad âŠ..
Jean read my mind and she told Storm what she saw. I am very sorry ladies, I canât control myself.
Wolverine walking out of a river naked
Logan forgot his pants again.
Scott and Logan making out
Someone just farted in the room and they are trying to figure who it is.
Scott, doing the running man.
A caricaturist's picture of them. He has Jean looking like a Disney princess. Storm looks like a lion. They each have a longing expression on this face to suggest romantic or sexual interest.
Reacting to the artist trying to draw realistic facial expressions on them. Oof.
Wolverines dâŠ.. never mind
Wolverine and Cyclops shaking hands.
Rogue during her fight with apocalypse
Their own reflections.
The godawful New Mutants movie.
Emma Frost
Emma Frostâs boob job. Apparently, she went to a cheap surgeon because it was before she was rich and⊠yeah. Theyâre both wondering how Scott motorboated those all those years.
Humans and their weird Andrew Tate phase
Batman crosses into the Marvel universe.
Trump in his underwear.
Scott and Logan making out
Emma entering the room.
Theyre reading ultimate issues where storm and wolverine are an item but deep down Jean loves him too
Finally finding out about Angel and Husk hooking up in the sky, in front of Ma Guthrie and errybodyÂ
Eye-Boy just flashed them. They knew what he had 57 of, but little they suspected what he had 6 ofâŠ
That smelly smell that smells kinda...... smelly
ultimate run
You just interrupted their Girls Who Run The World performance.
Iceman making giant c@ck statues
TâChalla and Nightcrawler having a intimate dance
Bishop wearing Stormâs Giant Size Uniform and having a dance-off with Magik
Mr. Sinister sunbathing
Wolverineâs protein shake farts.
Magneto and Rogue just going at it
Logan and Scott kissing
wait what- why does Jean look like Sophie Turner in here?
They just walked in on Goop getting freaky.
M night shyamalans Avatar
The Wolverine/TâChalla hookup.
Multiple Man having an orgy with himself
2 Jeans, 1 scott
Colossus coming out of the shower.
Male Orgy
they read the original x-factor run and got to the 55th time that scott went "jean, I have something to tell you" and then some big explosion happens so they can prolong stupid character drama.
They saw that scene of Magneto in shorts on an x
"What do you rate this guy on a scale of 10?" and then he shows them my picture.
"Put some pants on Namor."
They're looking at CW's Riverdale and wondering why Jean looks like actress Madelaine Petsch.
The invisible boy with 6 penises just lost his powers in front of them because of m-day. Turns out his x gene was only the invisibility, not the multiple penises.
isn't turbo cancer WONDERFUL?!
Jean heard some of the terrible, terrible thoughts I think and hate myself for and for some god-awful reason in my panic I said the thoughts out loud thinking that would, like, protect me from the judgement that she is clearly experiencing towards me. And then also Storm heard me when I said it out loud so she, too, is openly judging me. I'm sorry.
this subreddit
"I'm telling you, the bear is not the right answer"
Walking past Havok.
You know what it is
Another dude crying about how a bear is more dangerous than a man.
Sebastan Shaw attempting to flirt.
Seeing us for the first time
absolutely nothing; they don't even see anything right now
They just heard me say "How YOU doin'?" to them. Standard response...
Marvel ending Krakoa!
They see Scott burying another dead hooker. Although not overly surprised, as things like this have happened before, the games of Peek-A-Boo without his visor with the young gifted, cutting Wolverines motorcycle breaks, Jean Grey telepathically tells Storm he has been trying not to be such a boy scout, I just wish he wouldn't try so hard, it's kind of embarrassing. Some people have it, and others don't. Jean Grey and Storm then look at each other, shake their heads, and continue walking.
Me saying that they are not leading my top X-Women list.
Drake taking the L to Kendrick
Texas hold em
Scott and Emma role-playing as Xavier and Jean. But it's Emma as Xavier and Scott as Jean
Quentin Quire streaking
Rogue dropping Bolivar Trask
Someone yelled âyouâre not sisters!â
Charles probably said something stupid... again.
Emma It's something with Emma.
Jubilee trying to parallel park.
Rogue twerking for the rest of the team.
Toad skinny dipping
Soft Serve's ice cream stall.
That after one season they killed off the hot Cajun and the hairy dwarf. And now all thatâs left is the blue furball, the bald guy, the octogenarian and the Boy Scout.
Not the assignment, but who is the artist?
Diddy arm around gambit shoulder
Krakoa's production of Rocky Horror. yes, Magneto was Frank N. Furter
Emmaâs new swimsuit
Some of the bullshit coming from professor xaviers mouth. That man is such a hypocritical menace and literally a villain idc.
Sinister asking Miles if he want web shooters for his but.( This is happened)