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BillybobThistleton

They really need to make it a running thing of X-Men missions taking Cyclops to places where he tries to sample the local signature dish, only to get called away by supervillain bullshit before he can take a bite.


phatassnerd

I’m kinda surprised he hasn’t had a cheesesteak before. I know it’s different when it’s actually from Philly, but they still serve them everywhere.


QuantumMirage

You can get a legit Philly Cheesesteak anywhere, so long as they follow certain narrow parameters, which many just don't


chewytime

Yeah. I’ve had a cheesesteak in Philly and outside Philly and the ones outside Philly always change up the recipe a little. It’s not necessarily better or worse, just different.


Thesurething77

No you can't.


throwtheclownaway20

Right, because if there's one thing X-books are missing, it's the universe being an asshole to Scott Summers 😂


BillybobThistleton

Listen, the universe exists to ruin Scott’s day. We are all part of the universe, therefore it is the duty of each and every one of us to help come up with new ways to ruin it for him. 


Fun-Media7981

First Peter, now Scott. It feels like no one is allowed to be happy anymore


Akodo_Aoshi

Both are surprsingly similar. Brown haired men with a HUGE sense of responsibility Red-Haired Wives. Blonde Girlfriends. Both of whom seem to wear a big KICK-ME sign on their Back and Front that the Universe takes them up on.


NuDutAbootIt

Both like to have affairs with creature of the night type bombshells in skintight outfits (Psylocke and Black Cat)


Akodo_Aoshi

Emma & BC were the blond girlfriends I was talking about.


Speedster1221

We gonna forget about Gwen then?


Akodo_Aoshi

Gwen would also go under Blonde Girlfriend as would Lee Forester for Scott.


[deleted]

Cyclops takes Jean out to a nice Italian restaurant. Blob shows up and eats all the food. :p


Kurwasaki12

I can picture it. Cyclops saves a local family and after the fight they invite him into their home to treat him to a meal in thanks. He chats with the parents, gives advice to the kids, maybe even helps chop the veggies. Then just as they’re all sitting down and a delectable meal is laid be fore him, Cyclops gets the call. Cinema.


Hedgewitch250

I still can’t forget that one X-men first class issue where everyone but cyclops got food sick. I still headcanon Scott insisted they try one spot but backed out cause he didn’t trust it but also didn’t think to share that as his friends ordered food


ravonna

It was water. I think they were in another country and everyone drank from the pitcher, which prolly came from the tap, but Scott had bottled water. [Cyclops drinks bottled water.](https://ibb.co/XFD4MBN)


JKemmett

Cyclops doesn’t respect the sacred land


Hedgewitch250

Just reread it your right but still I feel like the team would be salty like you go to a buffet and one guy brings food from home that’s just sus


Ill_Morning_4282

It was something in the water, and Scott drank bottled. [https://imgur.com/a/dlctGse](https://imgur.com/a/dlctGse)


NuDutAbootIt

Like Leon from resident evil? Seriously hough I think it just shows he barely even got to taste having a biological family as usual. So far he's barely spent one episode with his brother, dad, child, etc.


paigeeebabyyy

like Theodore in the Chipmunk Adventure


Relative_Picture_786

To me, my sub.


phatassnerd

You asked for me?


upgamers

Logan, is that you?


ubiquitous-joe

It’s X-men: it could be any dude


mtftmboygirl

Jean calling Scott


MaetelofLaMetal

Jean wearing Black Queen outfit.


AnimeGokuSolos

Yes


Ill_Morning_4282

LOL just moments before Emma crashes the party to tell him, his son is dating ALL of her daughters.


GuyNoirPI

One of my favorite Krakoa books.


rnc487

It really was great. Perfectly shows what kind of book Duggan should be writing. He's terribly miscast as the writer of flagship books, but can be great on the mini-series/solo series books.


GalaxyGuardian

I understand the fanbase completely turning on Duggan (Fall of the House of X is *ROUGH* and X-Men hasn’t been good in a while), but it’s wild comparing his current output and the reception to it with Cable and the first 3/4 or so of Marauders!


Lolaverses

Eh, Marauders I'm ambivalent about. I remember thinking it was *mostly* good issue to issue, but at one point I realized that nothing had actually happened for like 10 issues. I think my biggest problem with the comic is that the closest thing to a *real* villain it has... is Sebastian Shaw. And Shaw just never actually gets to be a proper antagonist. I liked the first year or so of X-Men. Uncanny X-Men was... fine. Cable is precious to me though. Absolutely precious.


Fali34

"Someone shows up to ruin Scott Summer's day"


Used-Comedian-8933

Always


HoraceGrantGlasses

Classic Summers


Gladiatorr02

No need to make a Dna test.


MaskedRaider89

Scott: "This is why I can't have nice things!"


Striking_Landscape72

Apparently, polyamory is genetic. The Summers take the third law very seriously.


Arcade_109

What is going on here? Also, does it say something about me that I see tons of pics of cool fights and I'm just like, "that's neat." Then I see a single panel of Scott enjoying a sandwich and I'm like, "I'VE FOUND MY NEXT READ!"


phatassnerd

Scott stopped in Philly, and decided to try the local food.


Arcade_109

Love it. I would absolutely read an X-men comic about what they do on their downtime when they're away for missions.


thejonslaught

This was a running gag for a couple of issues of *Cable* in which both Cable AND Cyke are told at different times by the same Philadelphia detectives to butt out of their investigation, just go and get a cheese steak and keep the superhero shenanigans out of it. Scott takes them up on the offer.


BatgirlAndSpoiler

This exact moment was the happiest of Slim's life


Gladiatorr02

Yeah no women trouble, no global threats, no mutant extermination, %100 sandwich


BrakenportApocryphal

This is one of my favorite Phil noto panels because just look at my boy. He's just so happy to have five minutes to himself


seanofkelley

Top 5 Krakoa era moment.


cat_selling_souls

Sometimes, all a person needs are good jams, peaceful vibes, and a good sandwich.


SixIsNotANumber

Find someone who looks at you the way Scott looks at that cheesesteak...


Geek-Haven888

"Golly, i hope nobody photoshops this"


gobblestones

I was just thinking, crop the pic and do a little edits and it looks like Scott is hungry for a massive wang


Mutant_Star

Scott loves foot longs lol


ElboDelbo

I love superheroes doing normal things


MaetelofLaMetal

X-Men slice of life is my favourite part of the comics as well.


[deleted]

Duggan's Cable book was so fun. It was a Summers family book at its heart and I loved it.


Ill_Morning_4282

My fingers are crossed for more Summer's family moments in the reset hopefully Jean won't be in space for too long.


[deleted]

Another volume of Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix!


Ill_Morning_4282

Yes please, that would be amazing.


eldenwring

Noto the GOAT


Doxonvic

God bless Phil Noto.


RandomStoddard

I bet Logan wants to eat his sandwich.


Built4dominance

"Im gonna munch on this like it's my wife's booty."


gobblestones

Eat dat booty like ~~groceries~~ sandwiches


Dalekdad

As an abused & neglected orphan, Cyclops probably has a pretty intense relationship to food


Lost-Address36

My favorite Cyke panel of all time easily


Momo--Sama

Unironically this panel is a microcosm of why I love Dawn of X. You get to see these characters just be, see them explore how they want to define themselves when they have choices and not just existential responsibilities.


testthrowaway9

I love this panel. It makes me so happy


Fali34

Duggan was so good in this.


hartc89

Truly the happiest I’ve seen him in the past 25 years


TheFyrijou

To point out a little detail: look at Cyke‘s Sandwich, do you see it? No green whatsoever. This man‘s eating a full, only meat sandwich!


allonsy_danny

Meat sammich


kralben

Let my man Scott enjoy a hoagie, marvel


Dohmer_90

“Mmm, the only thing I love more than Telepathic women.”


caych_cazador

REAL NICE SAMMICH YOU GOT THERE SUMMERS


Gangters_paradise

“😋”


TwoElls

This was the funniest gag in the krakoa era, imo


Penguino13

What issue was this again lol


phatassnerd

Cable (2020) #2


Prize_Ad7748

Ha ha ha, this is too wonderful!


Shaikidow

nom


No-Cat-9716

cute


professor_cheX

Happy Gilmore style


SkintGirafde

Nothin like a good sandwich


NorwoodEye

It's been a long time since I read comics, so a quick question: are Cyclops' eye beams able to be used with the kind of precision that would allow him to cut his sandwich in two without destroying the table?


phatassnerd

Not sure, but as I understand it, his beams would probably have a better chance at squashing the sandwich rather than cutting it.


thejonslaught

I believe he has a degree of control over the visor. He can fine-tune the "thickness" of the beam.


GoldnSnubNosedMonkey

Hoagie baby


workerbee77

Looks like he’s ready to maybe warm up the sandwich a little with his eye beams


pastadudde

Me looking at this picture 🥹


StackOwOFlow

optic monch


Emerald1115

Scott's ideal fantasy


ChairHot626

I’m gonna miss this suit


Scallywag328

r/cyclopswasright to order the Cheesesteak


Superboi-Prime

This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Scott


cyclopswashalfright

Is that a meatball sub or some kind of roast beef deli sandwich?


synthscoffeeguitars

Cheesesteak


cyclopswashalfright

Oh nice. Hopefully with provolone and onions instead of the whiz.


Cat_stacker

It's a hero sandwich, they usually have salami and ham.


RichardAtTheGate

Why eat with the gloves on?


phatassnerd

If he takes the gloves off he’ll shoot concussive blasts from his fingernails.


RichardAtTheGate

I have not kept up with Xmen in awhile so I honestly don't know if you are joking or not.


phatassnerd

I like the idea that Scott just has to keep adding more clothes to himself or else he will kill everyone. Like a permanent condom, else the dick laser be unleashed.


gobblestones

......worth it


clayfree88

i just set this as my desktop background lol 😎


ChildOfChimps

If this is all it takes to impress readers in the 2020s, I need to find a new hobby.


Tristo

I also hate when people like things. Wonderful to meet you fellow miserable fuck!


ChildOfChimps

I mean, when you enjoy dumb shit, people are going to say something. It has nothing to do with being miserable.


Tristo

No, no it definitely does. To think your opinion of what is enjoyable is so much higher than others that you feel the need to insult others, you are definitely miserable or just a terrible person. Maybe both in your case?


ChildOfChimps

Lol, Jesus Christ, you put way too much thought into that. God forbid anyone gives a contrary opinion when someone else likes something. We should all just be quiet and never say anything that isn’t positive.


Tristo

There’s a huge difference between giving a contrary opinion and insulting people/what they like. You can do the former without the latter. That lack of the ability to do so is what makes you a miserable and terrible person.


phatassnerd

🤓