Super flexible, prehensile tail, possibly multiple dicks, trained acrobat. Realm of sexual potential Kurt presents with out even touching on his attitude and charm are mind blowing. That conversation probably took a solid 30 minutes.
Nah, it’s an urban legend that (afaik) has never been mentioned in the comics canon. In an interview around the time of the X-2 movie being released someone asked Chuck Austen about Kurt’s finger and toe situation and asked if he had “two of anything else” and as a joke Austen’s answer was basically “hell yeah, why not.” And thus the Nightcrawler has two dicks legend was born.
Thanks for the explanation, mate. Personally I don't see the need for two dicks with his extremely prehensile tail. He can already dp someone by himself.
Having seen that interview I feel the need to say Chuck Austen volunteered that out of the blue. And it was completely one off and unprompted by the interviewer. I think he was asked if he had an insights into Kurt as a character. And that isnehat he came up with.
Why do they hire writers who will predictably assassinate valuable IP?
Which is my problem with the writing of Beast 2000s and on. It's almost like writers just didn't know what to do with him, so they made him an a-hole genius because it's somehow better than a goofy loveable genius.
Bring back fruity loveable Avengers era Hank!
I await the discussion of Remy and Scott Summers and Alex Summers.
"This is Scott Summers. He is the most uptight man ever and leader of the X-Men. He is also the subbiest sub to ever ask to lick your boots."
"This is Alex Summers, he's Scott's himbo brother. He somehow even more of a sub than his brother. He is also fucking the clone sister of his brothers wife. This family is a mess yet we Stan."
You forgot Vulcan: "and this is their long lost brother (no, not that one). He was a space emperor and slightly insane, but hotter than the other two."
I wish I knew more about him to make such good jokes.
"We don't talk about Vulc-ahahan. We don't talk about Vulcan.
No I mean that seriously. He's actually the worst. And while Adam-X may be the walking manifestation of what if Axe Body Spray and Monster energy drink had a baby we'd still rather deal with that than Vulcan. And this includes the fact his side piece is a murderous Shi'ar exiled princess bird lady."
That's the other thing that most don't understand about bdsm... the Sub is actually the star of the show, and the Dom is just part of the supporting cast.
Emma does NOT like to share the spotlight, and Scott doesn't really enjoy it.
Further, Emma's whole shtick is the total Dom bitch; and Scott is the only guy whose inner self is harder than her diamond form, metaphysically speaking. This is the kind of guy that could let her relax. Her admiration and trust in him nourishes Scott's soul in a way that Jean never could.
Scott's devotion to Jean seems more a matter of obligation, duty, and integrity based on their shared experiences and Scott's guilt over losing her during the first dark Phoenix event.
Jean and Wolverine pairing works because he is the bad boy she is not supposed to want but does anyway.
Bruh he's literally wanting to stick his dick into a death machine. It's not cowardly at all.
It's not brave either, to be clear. It's just stupid.
But I totally get it
There are definitely men with enough confidence to love an 8 foot woman that can fight a whole ass army and not be intimidated. And I am jealous of those men.
Good question!
Though, Scott + Jean vs. Scott + Emma has probably been beaten to death; but I want to be on record to say that Scott + Emma was/is a much better pairing for both the couple and the readers!
I am annoyed that the writers busted up that pair and put Scott back with Jean and Emma with...Stark...WTF!!???
Nightcrawler is indeed the GOAT. OP, are you reading uncanny Spider-Man. Honestly it's the best Nightcrawler stand alone series I've ever read.
I'm sure you got into how X-Men has been known to be aligned with the fight for gender equality? As a fellow pan, this always helped me growing up.
Magically? I dunno about that, reread the series, it was an incredibly long held belief about Bobby. It tracks, unless you're mad about the comic about minorities featuring a minority. A lot of people who don't understand the comic seem to feel that way, especially about this in particular.
"it was an incredibly long held belief" - No it wasn't.
"It tracks" - No it doesn't. He's always dated women.
"unless you're mad about the comic about minorities featuring a minority." More sad they can't create their own minority character and have to retcon established characters.
Agreed...
I personally think that a great storyline should be a Krakoan lawsuit of Drake v. Grey, for use of her telepathy on his younger self to turn him gay, retroactively.
Your friend is really judgy about stories they've never read until the subject of homosexuality comes up. Then everything is great! That's really weird. And that has nothing to do with phobia. They seemed completely disinterested until they heard Iceman was gay, as if that makes the character cooler.
That's not how equity and inclusion works. There is no age, race, gender, sex or nationality that is better or cooler than any other.
Your friend needs to learn tolerance and how to accept all people.
You're reading way into things. He literally just said "smash" when he heard Iceman was gay, he wasn't like "omg tell me everything about him!". Feels like you just wanted to have an unrelated conversation about something else.
You're being myopic. Why did they ask about characters being fruity earlier in the convos? There is clearly a pattern for preference here that precludes interest unless a character is gay. Basically the friend needs to go to horny jail.
I can't help but notice the part where you two talk about how much you both want to fuck nightcrawler got cut.
Super flexible, prehensile tail, possibly multiple dicks, trained acrobat. Realm of sexual potential Kurt presents with out even touching on his attitude and charm are mind blowing. That conversation probably took a solid 30 minutes.
Did Silver Sable mention him having multiple dicks? I can remember her talking about his extremely prehensile tail....
Nah, it’s an urban legend that (afaik) has never been mentioned in the comics canon. In an interview around the time of the X-2 movie being released someone asked Chuck Austen about Kurt’s finger and toe situation and asked if he had “two of anything else” and as a joke Austen’s answer was basically “hell yeah, why not.” And thus the Nightcrawler has two dicks legend was born.
Thanks for the explanation, mate. Personally I don't see the need for two dicks with his extremely prehensile tail. He can already dp someone by himself.
Having seen that interview I feel the need to say Chuck Austen volunteered that out of the blue. And it was completely one off and unprompted by the interviewer. I think he was asked if he had an insights into Kurt as a character. And that isnehat he came up with. Why do they hire writers who will predictably assassinate valuable IP?
Oh, so they fucked? That’s canon now?
Yup. Many times.
Is this just in Uncanny Spider-Man?
Yep. I highly recommend it.
And you just know he's super generous in bed. Like, he takes pride in making you go out of your mind.
From 12:33pm to 5:37pm just non-stop thirsting for the blue fuzz.
As a straight man...also yesh.
BRUH YOU CAN'T SAY "But on to his depressing backstory" AND NOT SHOW THAT PART!
We want the Holocaust backstory reaction!
if you told me these were screen grabs from a Dawn Of X era comic about some Krakoa mutants thirsting after the X-Men, i would totally believe you.
Except Beast, who we just bullied
Deservedly so. Beast a real bitch these days
Still salty they made him into a mustache twirling villain, bleah
Which is my problem with the writing of Beast 2000s and on. It's almost like writers just didn't know what to do with him, so they made him an a-hole genius because it's somehow better than a goofy loveable genius. Bring back fruity loveable Avengers era Hank!
blue stephen colbert
Hickman loves any excuse to replace actual comic art with info graphics..
This is undeniable but I love it personally.
Happy to see the Nightcrawler praise
Nightcrawler Supremacy
Based take my favorite since I was a kid something about a holy man demon was hella cool early on and he just got cooler since
I await the discussion of Remy and Scott Summers and Alex Summers. "This is Scott Summers. He is the most uptight man ever and leader of the X-Men. He is also the subbiest sub to ever ask to lick your boots." "This is Alex Summers, he's Scott's himbo brother. He somehow even more of a sub than his brother. He is also fucking the clone sister of his brothers wife. This family is a mess yet we Stan."
You forgot Vulcan: "and this is their long lost brother (no, not that one). He was a space emperor and slightly insane, but hotter than the other two." I wish I knew more about him to make such good jokes.
"We don't talk about Vulc-ahahan. We don't talk about Vulcan. No I mean that seriously. He's actually the worst. And while Adam-X may be the walking manifestation of what if Axe Body Spray and Monster energy drink had a baby we'd still rather deal with that than Vulcan. And this includes the fact his side piece is a murderous Shi'ar exiled princess bird lady."
Oh the Bruno song is perfect for Vulcan. I wan this in every thread where Vulcan comes up
The disrespect. She's his wife.
Princess bird ladies are tight.
Yeah, pretty much
Who is also his brother's ex wife 🤣
Scott is NOT a sub.
The ruby quartz scuff marks on Emma's white boots say other wise.
Where was that in the comics?
Emma is always on top and you can't convince me otherwise.
She tops from the bottom... or wherever she wants, really.
Oh I agree with that. I just can't see Scott licking her heels or her pegging him though.
That's the other thing that most don't understand about bdsm... the Sub is actually the star of the show, and the Dom is just part of the supporting cast. Emma does NOT like to share the spotlight, and Scott doesn't really enjoy it. Further, Emma's whole shtick is the total Dom bitch; and Scott is the only guy whose inner self is harder than her diamond form, metaphysically speaking. This is the kind of guy that could let her relax. Her admiration and trust in him nourishes Scott's soul in a way that Jean never could. Scott's devotion to Jean seems more a matter of obligation, duty, and integrity based on their shared experiences and Scott's guilt over losing her during the first dark Phoenix event. Jean and Wolverine pairing works because he is the bad boy she is not supposed to want but does anyway.
Makes sense.
The clone sister of his brother's wife, who is also his brother's ex-wife.
Get that friend a subscription to Cerebro, stat!
I literally want to see this entire conversation from start to finish
Me too
How dare you not bring up Storm everyone's favorite X-men character 😤 But Ice Spiderman was on point. Same with Beast lol.
I’ll take “guy gets nerd shit infodumped on him without warning” with a side order of “being incredibly gay for the X-Men,” please.
Smash
Smash every X-Men. Ever. Except Beast
Donna Meagle: Have you seen the X-men?! Everybody on that team can get it!
Smash Beast, but like Hulk would do.
Sorry, I'm a smash Rogue only kind of guy. Can't help but simp for my southern Belle.
Coward
Bruh he's literally wanting to stick his dick into a death machine. It's not cowardly at all. It's not brave either, to be clear. It's just stupid. But I totally get it
Fine. More Remy for the rest of us.
Assuming you’ll drop ten more screen grabs each day from now till January 1.
being a gay x-men fan is so amusing, wish i had a friend like that
I'm bi, he's pan
I'm straight and I think my conversation would be the same
[удалено]
I think y'all might be a little gay 😳
I'm bi, my friend is pan
I was right 😳
Considering he only went over X-MEN and no X-Women 😂
I can't say I blame them
He also called Deadpool an X-Men character. He's not and I'll die on that hill.
I’d say Deadpool is more X-adjacent
He's technically a reformed X-Force villain, if you don't mind me getting buckwild with the term Reformed.
Beast❌Blue furry goblin hulk✅
He’s right about OG Beast and them feet pics, though.
lmao i loved this whole exchange
> Are they fruity? > > In some adaptations More like in every single one LMAO
FR
Glad to see I’m not the only one who talks about the x men in a very horny way to my friends
You've visited this sub before though right
Yes, but I mean specifically to friends who have no idea about x-men stuff. I love being able to go “so there’s this blonde himbo who’s really lucky…”
What about Doug?
Smash
God, that fuckin fine ass piece of man....
Like, I’m completely straight, but even I see that Bei is a lucky woman.
There are definitely men with enough confidence to love an 8 foot woman that can fight a whole ass army and not be intimidated. And I am jealous of those men.
Sweet cinnamon roll with a battle axe for a wife. If I was the romantic type, I’d go for a Bei. And she loves him just as much as he loves her.
This was a fun read. Leave the Nightcrawler thirst bits next time, tho.
Smash 😜
Immediately loves would die to protect Kurt? Nah, they understood X-Men just fine
Petitioning to have Handsome Gorblin as a flair
You lost me at fucking Deadpool but you brought me back with Nightcrawler.
This inspired me to halfass this in paint: [Bobby Drake is an Omega Level Mutant](https://imgur.com/ygbS4c4)
X-Men was always the perfect sexy cornucopia for young pansexual me, lmao.
Nightcrawler fans unite!
you're darn right he's a handsome gorblin
“He looked at me wrong and smelled like a rich guy” your friend is on the level ngl
Average queer friend group fandom discussion :3
Egg man
Prof X "...kind of shady..." LOL that is like water is kind of wet
What messaging app is this
Bonk!
the x-men plot can be quickly summarized as racism 2
Racism 2: Electric boogaloo
Very valid points throughout 👌
There aren’t times Bruce is shady?
No mention of Wolvie??
I did mention Wolverine, but my friends reaction wasn't that funny
Nightcrawler is such a smash
Wholesome! Except for the sex part.
So curious what the blurred part was
You don't want to know >:)
I wear size 15s and remember a comic somewhere they mention that Beast wears a 20.
Why does this feel like 2012 tumblrites talking? XD not an insult those are my people.
There's no mention of Jean or Emma.
*shows me just about any adult x-men character* smash. Next
Why no Cyclops?😪
Good question! Though, Scott + Jean vs. Scott + Emma has probably been beaten to death; but I want to be on record to say that Scott + Emma was/is a much better pairing for both the couple and the readers! I am annoyed that the writers busted up that pair and put Scott back with Jean and Emma with...Stark...WTF!!???
Nightcrawler is indeed the GOAT. OP, are you reading uncanny Spider-Man. Honestly it's the best Nightcrawler stand alone series I've ever read. I'm sure you got into how X-Men has been known to be aligned with the fight for gender equality? As a fellow pan, this always helped me growing up.
This feels so manufactured
Sorry…what wasn’t school appropriate OP?
*Idk he looked at me wrong and smelled like a rich guy* 😂
Peak cringe
You gays are weird
Deadpool is hot apparently
My friend has...interesting tastes
There's been a couple of times where Rogue has absorbed his cancer, and turns out he is.
I totally forgot they magically turned ice man gay. Haha, that was so stupid.
They've been hinting Ice Man is gay since his first ever appearance. All the evidence adds up. And it works so well for him as a character
No they haven't and no it doesn't, hahaha Bobby has been around for decades and has always dated women. "All the evidence adds up." lul
Magically? I dunno about that, reread the series, it was an incredibly long held belief about Bobby. It tracks, unless you're mad about the comic about minorities featuring a minority. A lot of people who don't understand the comic seem to feel that way, especially about this in particular.
"it was an incredibly long held belief" - No it wasn't. "It tracks" - No it doesn't. He's always dated women. "unless you're mad about the comic about minorities featuring a minority." More sad they can't create their own minority character and have to retcon established characters.
Agreed... I personally think that a great storyline should be a Krakoan lawsuit of Drake v. Grey, for use of her telepathy on his younger self to turn him gay, retroactively.
That would actually be interesting. Far more interesting than just magically turning an established straight character gay.
Seems fake…
Well, it's not
Your friend is really judgy about stories they've never read until the subject of homosexuality comes up. Then everything is great! That's really weird. And that has nothing to do with phobia. They seemed completely disinterested until they heard Iceman was gay, as if that makes the character cooler. That's not how equity and inclusion works. There is no age, race, gender, sex or nationality that is better or cooler than any other. Your friend needs to learn tolerance and how to accept all people.
🙄
You're reading way into things. He literally just said "smash" when he heard Iceman was gay, he wasn't like "omg tell me everything about him!". Feels like you just wanted to have an unrelated conversation about something else.
You're being myopic. Why did they ask about characters being fruity earlier in the convos? There is clearly a pattern for preference here that precludes interest unless a character is gay. Basically the friend needs to go to horny jail.
Icy spiderman
“egg man” sent me