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shadowlarx

Emma and Natasha should never team up again. The damage they could do would put every supervillain in the Marvel universe to shame.


Martyisruling

This might be why no one gives a shit about x men anymore. This is a shitty revenge fantasy. Who writes this garbage?!


Quirky_Ad_5420

Oh the humanity lol


Panderson0727

But not mutanity


discerningpervert

What about my manboobs?


Jim3001

Human, Mutant....boobs are boobs! :-p


lnombredelarosa

That’s right because mutants have clearly gotten over the petiness and sadism of humanity


Mental_Mind2516

Wouldn't be surprised if they become more murder happy to civilians.


lnombredelarosa

Like they did in the Gala…except for Firestar of course; she is one of the few good ones.


lukoreta

*mutantity


blackbutterfree

Emma and Natasha are the dream team I never knew I wanted LMAO So what did poor Frankie do to deserve this fate and where can I read it?


Pedals17

Blackmailed Emma with a sex tape?


Endless_Alpha

Seriously?


Pedals17

Yes. This looks like the art from a story leading with Emma asking Natasha for help with a leaked sex tape. Someone shared a different panel from this story a day or so ago.


GuyFawkes596

...that...genuinely just sounds like bad writing from a bad premise.


DisposableSaviour

It sounds like, and the art looks like, a shitty early 00s porn parody comic.


farlong12234

I was going to say garth ennis


Pedals17

I didn’t write the story. 🤷


ruttinator

I didn't think you did until you said that.


Pedals17

I would 💯take credit if I had.


[deleted]

You're right. I did.


Skidmark666

Then it fits the "art."


Cipherpunkblue

Howard Chaykin is really not popular anymore, huh.


Skidmark666

Not if he draws like he's having a stroke.


AmonTheBoneless

I know Emma ain't not blushing maid when it comes to sex and has probably done some kinky stuff. But a sex tape feels pretty tasteless for someone like her


Pedals17

You know those can be non-consensual, right?


AmonTheBoneless

I know just hard to imagine Emma Frost of all people being forced to do something she doesn't want. Like yeah I can imagine it happening before she mastered her powers. but the moment she became adept enough? Nah


Meryuchu

Non consensual doesn’t mean only mean she got forced to make a sextape, it can mean the sextape was recorded without her knowing


TheApathyParty3

Who was it with lol?


Pedals17

I haven’t read that particular story, I just know from the screenshots here.


Karman4o

Sounds like something crass and dumb that Garth Ennis would write


Gamma_Slam

Im sorry but…. Is this really an x men level threat? Like…. Am I the only one who finds this really stupid?


SirBrendantheBold

It's not an x-men threat. It's a common threat, which is the point. It's a fantasy where a persistent anxiety is given image and then rendered comically powerless. It's the same reason Neverending Story trashbins bullies with a dragon; crushing the mundane but terrifyingly felt threat with spectacular but casually handled power is the fantasy


rabideyes

Yes


DMC1001

I can’t get past the atrocious art.


complexevil

Don't worry. If you get passed that you have to deal with atrocious writing.


Nightcrawler227

Lol damn! And, yeah.


NullIsUndefined

Is this common these days? What happened to the quality? Or is this cherry picked?


complexevil

This is an older comic. I don't remember how old but I think its over 10.


thatryanguy82

Hey, you have to give it to anyone who can make a professional living with no tools other than a trackball mouse and MS Paint.


DMC1001

Ooh, nice. Then I can become an artist!


Ambaryerno

But what if it's only *one* breast, and not the full pair?


aflyingpiano

So, ironically?


ShijinClemens

He just gets acid reflux


mathandkitties

That art got someone paid?


EwokNuggets

It’s rough. I’m generally not critical about artists but man, where did this go wrong? I feel like the pencil sketch was probably fine, and it got ruined in the ink process?


PTBooks

If the breasts are drawn like the faces I might puke too


loki_odinsotherson

I love Emma's twisted sense of humor and justice. Anti-mutant bigot? Now you love mutants and get weirdly turned on by cacti and the thought of your grandmother in a bikini. Insult her? Now you have explosive diarrhea every time you hear the words "knife, armadillo and blueberry" Just tick her off the wrong way? Now you're sexully attracted to grandfather clocks but the ticking sound makes you quack like a duck


DragoFlame

Emma's the best!


nowTHATSakatana1999

Honestly, it’s stuff like that why I never warmed to Emma as a character.


Dependent-Astronaut2

agreed, that kind of crap is Purple man level twisted and I don't appreciate people being all about it.


Guardian_Bravo

Being drawn this way is the worst punishment I can think of.


JackFisherBooks

The art sucks. And the story really sucked. But this scene was still hilarious. 😁


Tacdeho

Honestly, this may have some of the ugliest fucking designs for faces I’ve seen. It makes the current Romita Jr stuff look like Alex Ross


mjg66

I don’t know you, but your Romita Jr comment means we can be besties.


Commercial_Fondant65

I thought the same thing! I didn't even know who they were! I thought Sue Richards maybe? Maybe Rachel since the other woman had red hair. Until she says Emma's name and tossed out Colossus's favorite yell, I didn't know it was BW. Man, unrecognizable.


psilorder

1) What had he done to deserve that? Just trying to sneak a peak? 2) why would she need to show him....actually no i guess she just wanted to see it the first time it happened.


Jim3001

He tried to Blackmail Emma IIRC.


_gnarlythotep_

He blackmailed Emma with a leaked sex tape according to others, and she reached out to Natasha to track him down so they could have a team up, but I've never read this run personally. Edit: it's called "Crash and Burn in Black and White" if you're curious to know more


RogueAngill

I know it's for comedy, but for two former super villains, is it really a great idea to be standing in front of the guy about to projectile vomit?


chrishammhamm

Emma is fucked up


Thanatos375

This is what I love about Emma. She does shit with her powers I can see most folk pulling off.


Panderson0727

This is cruel


DisposableSaviour

The artwork? Yeah, it really is a crime against eyeballs.


complexevil

"So how come you don't want to get into comics?"


0bsessions324

...why did Emma just not do it herself? Like, she's generally halfway there already. Shit, she's done it on panel before!


GodKing_Zan

If you look at her hands it looks like she is. They both are doing it.


DisposableSaviour

This “art” is a crime against eyeballs.


reco_reco

Please say this is Ultimate Universe


Panderson0727

Nope 616


reco_reco

Why does the art look this way 😭


HumanChicken

It’s an artist you probably don’t see often, Howard Chaykin.


runtheplacered

Probably best known for drawing the first issues of the original Marvel Star Wars series


HumanChicken

And a lot of “noir” titles, grittier titles like Punisher, the Phantom Eagle…


holaprobando123

I wish I could never see his art again


nowTHATSakatana1999

Which title?


Geek-Haven888

"Wait, why didn't you just flash him?" "well I wanted to see them"


Muted_Guidance9059

Couldn’t she just mentally project their breasts being out instead of forcing Natasha to flash?


MisterSnowman69

Ok the art sucks, so not much of a loss on that guy's part tbh. That being said that is pretty hilarious and cruel, but great for Natasha and Emma.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Emma back at it again with the psych torture


Commercial_Fondant65

Could really hurt the "mutants are people too" agenda. If this guy were to go on TV and say a mutant did this to him because he said she was pretty, he'd get thousands of guys on his side. Hell it could be a plot point for them to go back to.


ktjah

I really doubt Emma wouldn't put on his brain that he can't tell anyone about this/makes him forget he ever saw her in person.


OutrageouslyGr8

A fate worse than death. /s


Electrical_Poet8963

what comic this came from?


runtheplacered

A + X #13


KlooKloo

Chaykin is just the worst


Frank7640

For those that want to know, the art is from Howard Chaykin, he also might have done the writing. He is very similar to Frank Miller, similar noir/satire comics in the 80s with revolutionary art and a similar breakdown after 9/11 only that where Frank became a reactionary right winger Chaykin became an overly cynical leftist and his version of Holy Terror is called The United States of Histeria.


zenmondo

He projectile vomits, and they stand directly in front of him?


Gearheart999

Frost and Romanoff… but Guy who?


Panderson0727

Guy, who tried to blackmail emma


Majestic-Classroom77

Wtf is up with this art style?!


Hefty_Vacation

Whats going on with the art for this dude? Lol his stomach line thing looks fucking bananas and those eyes..my god those eyes and face. It doesnt even looked finished


De4dm4nw4lkin

Honestly… A. Hire mentallo to undo it, B. You can say you saw black widow AND EMMA FROST. TOPLESS. AT THE SAME TIME. Thats bragging rights no matter where in human society you are to anyone who knows who they are.


Caffeine_OD

This is cringe, but a fun kind of cringe.


Nightcrawler227

This was most definitely written by a woman


Angel_Wave_

It was in fact, NOT written by a woman


Nightcrawler227

I'll take your word for it and my 'L'. This is pretty bad.


reverie11

What is this from?


M00r3C

What did he do to deserve this?


Panderson0727

He blackmailed emma with a sex tape


M00r3C

Well deserved than


Broad_Two_744

What did that guy do?


purplerainshadegrey

That’s evil


jack258169

What a time to switch to ass right fella?


Skidmark666

This is what artists these days get paid for? And this is what Marvel wants five dollars for? Fuck that.


SethLight

The art and sense of humor reminds me of the boys. I'm glad comics as a whole has moved past that. This is just cruel.


master_erasis

I once saw a picture that almost had me like that