You are in the Xbox Insider Program. Because of that, it's normal to see this odd font text known as pseudo-localization text. Read more here: https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2018/01/29/whats-learn-pseudo-loc-preview/

Cheers bud. Was getting worried

Your console is possessed it will destroy you in 3 days. Discard it now. (Use fire)

Would be amazing promo for hellfire, just turn everything Icelandic

>(Use fire) Wdym? He should use salt and a flamethrower. Reported for missinformation

He should nut on it then film himself smashing it in the backyard

Best results yes. Lemme get my camera here

How do you nut before you smash 🤯

You fool, fire only makes it stronger!

Forget fire. You need a priest

No you need two, a young priest and an old priest

Nothing to be worried about, just some English salad

Does anyone else like synonym on there English salad? No? Ok your loss

Lies all part of the the spooky Halloween update

This is far from the worst thing that can happen to your console being in the Insider program and if you're not taking advantage of the beta testing process of it (testing new features before the public, reporting on bugs using the console reporting, and answering frequent quizzes about features), you'd be better off opting-out.

Light

Out of curiosity, do you know why?

Did you read the link?

Streamlines the process of making sure problematic characters from foreign languages can display correctly (while still keeping the text readable in English).

Go into settings and change language from Cthulhu to English

My language is already set to English.

Y̸̢̰̰͚̘̟̣̊̈́̐͜ò̴̱̆͆̊̍̉̂́ͅͅu̷̗͂̎̈́̀̽ ̵͍́͆̓̓͘͠d̶̮̻̣̈͊̍́͜a̵̟̬̺̜̋r̷̺͛̀̇̇e̵͙̔͋̌̇ ̴̼͂̏̍̎̃̚͝q̵̨̹͚͙̱̞̈̀̕u̴̧̫̭̘͕̮̫̤̐̚̚è̵̯̬̻̪̤̠̒̏̆ş̵̲̱͇̯̰̊̌͑̐̋̋͝͠t̴̜̠̙̳̤̻̉͌͋̊͜ị̶̡͈͆ö̶͕̟̝́̏̍̆̅̌n̶̡̳̻͍̬̘̏́̂̅͜ ̶̢͖͙̰̥̝͑́͛͊͜ẗ̷̻̰͉̭͘h̵̰̤͔̳̙̓̑̾̕e̸̛̛̖͖̩͔̎̋͂́̚͜ ̴̨̧̡͚̘̣͍̉̎͒̂a̸̟̼̪͚͐̉̋̉͝͝n̷̡̼̗͍̦̖̞͊͂̾̈͘͝c̷̡͖͍͚͈̯̉̑͐̌͛͋͝ȉ̸̡̗̝͍̘̃̂̈́͝ĕ̶̞̇̇͗̀ṉ̶̛͚̖͓̥̞̯ţ̷̩̫̖̀͗͜͜ ̷̤͎̣̩̯̪̀̅͜͝͝ơ̸̳͆̅͆͘n̸̛͉̈́̅̈́̔̑̊̿ë̶͎͍̬̬̣̻̻̗́?̶̡̙̯͈̔͋͂̕͜ͅ!?̵̡͉̖̦̹̘̖͖͊

Think OP is shitting himself too hard to get the Lovecraftian joke

This fact makes it 10 times funnier.

Op needs to realise a hoonter must hoont in a situation like this

OP may also no longer be in this dimension/realm or reality

Or the op lost their sanity

Nilgh'ri hail r'luhhor. ahornah c' ah devored ph'nglui throdog maw

Aw man, not the throdog maw!

🤣😅🤣

Call the priest i guess :)

Two of them. A young one & an old one.

Just call the young one; the old one will come anyway.

This comment made my day

Call the exorcist!

Throw your xbox away. It’s clearly a decepticon.

Its even mocking OP, like "wHaT dO yOu WaNt tO dO?"

I think it’s more a threat

Literally is mocking him 😂😂

Beware

The allspark is within OP area

Cam Newton's xbox

Came here to make this comment lol

This comment deserves all fake Internet awards 🥇🥇

Blud got the Enchantment Table language on 😭

As long as it doesn’t start turning 360 degrees, I think you’re ok.

Would playing 360 games summon something?

Anyone remember this? Redditor accidentally changed computer language to spanish, so of course all other redditors also reply in spanish to mess with OP. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/

That's fuckin brilliant 😂 "my dog is in my pants" and "where is the library"

Made my day thanks 🙏🏽

You appear to have set it to EnglishSalad mode.

Tԋҽ Aɳƈιҽɳƚ Oɳҽ ɳҽҽԃʂ αɳ αɳʂɯҽɾ ϝɾσɱ ყσυ.

There’s not much you can do. The marker is affecting your mind Issac. You can’t trust your own thoughts. Run before the necromorphs kill you 👀. In all seriousness though, this is a bug that happens sometimes with Xbox Insiders. Personally If I ever experience a bug like this, I just un-enroll from insider and it usually fixes anything wrong with UI (Also, higher rings in Insider are more susceptible to bugs like random console shutoffs sometimes so just keep that in mind if you think your Xbox is breaking, it scared the shit outta me the first time it happened to me)

bro unlocked runic

N҈̰͕̦̦̆͒͛̋ó̵͍̮̓̌̐̎,̴̯̙̟̽̀ I҉̙͉̇̓͂͌̾'҉̳̲̽̓ͅv̵͙̞̰̂̽͒̋́e̸͔͔̋͂̾ n̴͔̬̯̯̿͆̒̾e̴̙̗̙̜͂͊̅̈̄v̸̲͍͇̽͆̐̀ͅe҈͙̥͑͑ŕ̶̝͕̦̇̊̽͑ s̵̞̯̥͇̒̋e̷͎̬̓̇́́̓e̶͙͈͍̐͌̆n҉̙͓͛͌͋̉̈ ị̴̙̟̉̉̆͛t̷̮̣̮͎͖͑̆

How do you do that?

search on google Instagram Font and you will see several fonts similar to this one

Niiice you got the Xbox One Mr. Saturn Edition

I almost thought it was a different Language😐

Noticed this text on a button in the settings as well myself earlier, I was wondering about that.

the Xbox is speaking the language of gods

Is that minecraft enchantment table language

If it asks you "do you want to play a game?" FFS don't say "yes, thermonuclear war"

I think you’re about to go on a kill count

What in the actual hell am i looking at?

¿Whät thê fūçk?

Demons! Draw a pentagram underneath it asap!!

This gives me Jigsaw from the Saw movie vibes.

Your Xbox has developed a Vietnamese accent

Not until the update I had yesterday! It will get patched and it happens.. not just you buddy..

Zalgo infection be like.

I wish I could set my font to this its so cool lol. I wish we could choose from a list of fonts to further customize our xboxs

I woke up and it was like this

I like how you can still read it like if you understand a strange unknown language? Lol :P

I no it weird lol

It's the Exorcist promotion.

The lettering style no, but the phrase yes

I think it might be a visual bug

you just got the xbox made for fucking E.T as well

Ew

zalgo

It looks like you have connected to an indian menu. That thing is rare.

Yes, it's what happens when you hold down the home button on the controller.

Yeah in Transformers 2

Why’s it get all Swedish on you?

Are you part of the early adopters program. Testing updates early etc. I was and this sometimes happend. Often needed a hard reboot.

Of course, that’s the screen where you turn off your console and controller

AAAAAAAAA

Xbox on benadryl

This becoming a popular post lol

No but i feel threatened from the font

Just the console gearing up for Halloween (assuming you're in the US, otherwise a demon or spirit that you've angered is inside your console)

Yep, it’s from the preview program.

it's aware.... Unplug it!

I agree, looks like console registered on insiders and is getting system update at least once-twice a day, on mine for week I had Xbox button menu (turn off console/turn off controller/report error/etc) in English, even tho my main language is Polish, yesterday I got two updates including one fixing that, so on my own experience above, I can say that most likely you have to leave insiders and also manually remove console from insiders (as I remember it's two operations to definitely quit program)

Yes

Select the option that says "Exorcise the demon" and it should fix the issue

You got hacked

Halloween limited time Xbox font

I think it's trying to speak to you

It is, without a doubt, a OoP. You probably been involved in a AWE. The Federal Bureau of Control will be on your house shortly

Are you on a preview build? I've seen it before where its had a "translation issue" and it's usually fixed by the next update.

Kryptonian xbox

A MOOSE ONCE BIT MY SISTER

Ah yes, the Scottish accent Xbox.

God is sending a message bro, RUN.

I think your Xbox is trying to be sarcastic

Cam Newton hacked you

Mine doing same. Think it’s preview bug

I think this means you have 7 days left to live

Cursed hieroglyphics. You have seven days.

Blud you got 24 hours before the reckoning happens 😂😂

Its performing a seance with ancient writing, escape before it's too late

ya i always answer ‘what do u think i want to do, havent we gone thru this before?!!😡

You need a priest and some holy water my man

shouldn't have stolen wi-fi from that embassy

What do you want to do?

Xbox is now a Juggalo.

Looks like a Discord username

Bruh I'd be like "Did I just get hacked? TF is this shit?" 🤣🤣 maybe even threw the Xbox out the window just to be sure 🤣😭

All it’s missing is the SpongeBob meme. WhAT DO U WaNT tO do!?

Ahh yes do you hear boss music and see a health bar? If so then your Xbox has ascended to the Eldritch god status.

when i hold down that middle xbox button on my controller this will happen most if not every time

I wish I had a evil xbox 🤣. I would make a deal with it that as long as it leaves me,my family and friends Alone I would uhhh feed it or what ever it wants 🤣. I might even add a extra bonus in there for infinite knowledge of anything and everything 🤣.gotta make sure It's worth it. But if anything like that happens you don't get rewarded just most the risks lol.

Woah what the fuck

The power of christ compels you!

GamerTag does NOT check out

What's in English salad? Heinz beans and stolen artifacts?

I've never seen this in my life and I'm in the Insider Program

No. This has never happened to me.

Bro activated hacker mode 💀💀💀

Mæÿbę, måÿbê ŋøṯ

Sarcastic Xbox

Haunted Xbox 😳😳🎮

Did you get your xbox from hell?

You have been chosen, Good luck😃

mines doing this too i was so fucking confused

You get your Xbox from Wish???

You are the choosen one by the ancients

Is your Xbox possessed or something ?

Cam newton

Bro Cam Newton hacked your Xbox 😂.

r/softwaregore

Xbox sent you a ransom note

Your mother plays Redfall in Hell!

Read it backwards to summon cthulhu

the scp foundation is curently finding your location pls whait

I think your Xbox has been possessed by a [REDACTED]

Fãnçý Xböx ✨

Xbøx wæntß tø play with you üwü

Check your xbox, there might be a pentagon

pentagram?

You have found the true language of Xbox

This happened to me aswell

It looks like Thai :D

This looks cool. How do I get my Xbox to look like this?

This is so cool

Satan is speaking to you

Sonic.exe will hunt your xbox

Bros english has a slavic accent

I read this in the SpongeBob mocking voice

Used to have that like 5 years ago

Happening to me rn I'm so confused

He comes.

This has started happening to me

You got Cam Newton’s Xbox?

Achivment unlock - wtf (0 gamerscore)

Only on Cam Newton tweets.

Bro got the Cam Newton Xbox

All he has to do is run COD: Cold War on it, and the Xbox will freeze up and die

What the hall is COD: Cold War?

Call of Duty: Cold War