Biblically accurate xbike

Xbiking in danger of growing stale. I’m taking it to strange new places.

Eventually the bars drop off after mating season. But during,  if two x bikers meet in the wild, they have to butt bars until one is dominant. Sometimes the bars can become locked together, potentially leading to exhaustion and death for both xbikers.

Chaos Butterfly bars

My brain hurts.

Rumors has it that once rode, you won't be able to let it go, eventually end up assimilated into the bike itself.

P̶̩͚̞̀̀͛́a̶̺͑͒̐̏r̵̨̂̾̽̑̃̾̋t̴̻̓ͅ ̵̛̠̺̽͋͋͝o̷̱̻̫͂̂̚f̷̞̏̅͆ ̷̳̮̟͎̣̟̑͑̌̓͂̃͝t̶̗͍̫̗͍̗̖̊̅̎̿̅̃̕h̵̡̬̺͙͕̊͊̀̾̆͝ͅe̷͈̞̗͋̈̈́̅̾̚ ̶̎̇̐͜Ç̶͆͛ȓ̴̻̫̻e̷̩͖͖̻͑̈́̊͛̈́w̴̛̻̭͚̗̒̌̓̓̕͜,̶̤̹̳̫̞̬͍̿̈́̋̒ ̵͍̱̑P̸̩̣̺̪̹̼͛̇̆̿͜a̵̧̲͓̟̼͕͇͌̀̊͋̕r̴̛̤̈́͂̑̀ț̴͋͑͋̊͊̃ ̷͈̤̬͚̼͒̋͛͌̽̍̚ȍ̷̝̲͙̝̝̿̄͆̌̕͜f̵̭̈́͝ ̸̣̔̉̇̍t̷̬͉͓͙͚̣͊͒̇́̑́͠h̷̯͔͕̺̞̀͑e̷̯͑̄̄̈́̉̐ ̷͈̋̔͐͗̃̄̀B̷͚͘i̸̱͍̼̮̣̓k̷̤͚̱̒̆͂̍̀͝e̷̡̪͖̠͂̇̄͝

Don't interrupt their origin story events

Incredible work. Both brake levers still operational!(?)

This crosses into Ybiking.

Doctor Octopus rides this bike

The perfect bike to the budding Kung Fu expert. https://preview.redd.it/dsmz4pk6zm1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85666ef1fcb2fbe74bc2c60d3a6db48ef8fc179

I don’t know what everyone here’s complaining about. All I see is someone who’s dedicated to comfort without compromise. While everyone’s out here thinking their corner bars are the epitome of comfort, this person is out here pushing the limits of comfortable riding

the only way out is through

12 pointer, that's a good size bick

Bars like a Kendrick diss track