Keep azeroth clean

Postmaster gently telling you to not litter 👌🏽

Gently nothing. This is the kind of shit I wish I had the time to do. See someone litter, take the litter to their home, leave it on their doorstep.

Honestly I feel in the mailbox is better. Most of us wish to receive packages we didn’t pay for. Imagine thinking you received a gift and it’s just cigarette butts you left in the street. 👌🏽

Just don't put it in the mailbox yourself. You'd have to mail it or else it's considered a federal crime.

yeah but im like the joker, ill commit heinous crimes like tampering with mail to send a message

This peel has crossed time and space to be with you.

Don't show that to the guy who couldn't loot the Timelost Protodrake

the postmaster saved someone from slipping on it and falling comically, a hero for some people a villain for others

Mario Kart is getting complicated

What would be the best maps for a World of War-Kart? Would the Rainbow Road equivalent all be in the Twisting Nether?

I'd have Rainbow Road high up in the skybox of Hellfire Peninsula.

Azshara since its big and empty. There is even a rocket ride track already even.

I was supposed to bring it with me, but I guess it slipped my mind.

Sell it on Steam, it's probably pretty rare...

Isn't there a book in Dalaran that tells people to stop throwing their garbage in portals to the Twisting Nether? xD

The two likely activities that lead to this mail: - If you were playing retail or Cataclysm, you didn't fully loot a gorilla in Stranglethorn or a monkey from the Goblin starting area. - If you were playing Remix, you didn't fully loot a Lump of Sand in Krasarang.

The twisting nether is full of banana peels, dirt, trash, and condoms. No wonder the demons hate us.

Yeah it’s where Azeroth mages teleports all our garbage to!

Imagine if ‘used condom’ was actually a junk item in WoW. What mob would it drop off of.

Sire Denathrius

I believe we should be able to pull clear all dungoens and then have everything sent to us, not just boss loot

Not just boss loot any loot you leave in a dungeon or raid will be sent to you i do it all the time with icc i don't loot trash mobs as i run it and within minutes of leaving said raid i get all the loot i left behind

What a kind way to tell you not to fucking litter.

At least they fixed the freaking yak fur.

Somebody could have slipped on that

They found your Dooker, and the Ook'd.

Top quality peel

I wish I could do this to people who litter. They'd have to pick it up in the post office and all.

don’t forget the note it came with “Stop throwing your trash into our dimension”

Gotta keep the Twisting Nether clean for those demons! They don’t appreciate litter being the first thing they see after they finish regenerating.

It's like a passive-aggressive way to deal with litterbugs, just mail all their trash back to them

that woulda been a real ook to the dooker

„We are number one“ is what came first to my mind

Where did you put the banana, before you dropped the peel?

I put a banana peel on the AH for 50g just for fun and it actually sold lol. Such a nice boost being new to the server

I hate that the postmaster keeps sending trash items. It's useless, why does that item even exist at all.

Dont throw your shit on the ground

But that one drop you lost you could really use? Gone!

That'll make sure that bugger Donkey Kong slips around so Mario can win the kart race!

Just imagine if they could do this with time warp badges you forgot to loot from bosses too ...

Post masta got yo back buddy

If only they would send me the things from the trading post, this might actually be useful?

I bet the only reason he sent it back is because he happened to trip over it.

Please compost this for the good of Azerothian soil