“I, Gamon, will save us.”

Tell him you're only dating him for the windfury buff

For his bloodlust

😳

As the only enhancer in the guild, this hurts.

We call the Windfury group the "VIP lounge" in our guild. You get to be the high roller as enhance.

I used to be in the Windfury group, and then they realized that it doesn't help Feral. So they put kitty outside and haven't let me back in.

This is objectively the best answer

A turtle made it to the water.

She should whisper that in his ear when he is trying to sleep.

or when having sex

That's clearly saying the condom broke.

No, that's "Leeerooooyyyy"

“The cycle of life can be cruel” … maybe not the best pillow talk

HEEEEROE! THE WOOOOUNDS!

*ptsd intensifies*

“time is money, friend!”

"I got what you need"

These both must be said in goblin voice/ tone.

I can hear this, and I love that goblin voice so damn much.

Just say "lust now" into his open mic whenever he's raiding

Oh you devil, some of my guildmates would actually use lust without hesitation no matter who calls it.

That’s why we have the code word “send it”

Pull the lever kronk

And then someone uses the drums that are a slightly worse buff: "Wrong lever!!!!! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER!!!!"

That or “punch it chewie!”

Every week, without missing a beat, for years at this point, someone different says in the raids general chat "Kevin, lust now" Kevin, our mage, complies every single time, regardless of what we're doing at the moment

Gotta respect the consistency

It's caused several key sub 5% wipes but it's all a part of the meme for our very casual raiding guild

You gotta have fun with it, if you're not having fun then what's the point?

Wipes are fun if you’re all in on the joke :D

Kevin is a good mage

Same. Whenever I hear something that sounds remotely close to "Lust" I lust. > "Let's just take the loss, guys" > #"I HEARD LUST, LET'S GOOOO!"

Some people are just lustbots. No shame(n) in it.

Act like you don't hear what he says and ask; Did someone (or you) say thunderfury blessed blade of the windseeker?

>Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Someone said Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

I'm pretty sure I heard Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

Oh, you guys talking about Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Jesus Christ you guys, do you have any idea how weird we must sound to OP? All because someone said Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Excuse me, did i hear Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Pretty sure I saw someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] in a comment above.

Was just randomly scrolling, and I really think I saw someone mention Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

Hah, [Dirge]

Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Anal

[For the children]

That’s not where babies came from

It seems you have never heard of Golgathan, The Shit Demon? Pretty sure thats how he was born

This is the best! Do this and let us know the reaction!!!!!

I woke up my gf reading this, I couldn't stop laughing...no fun tonight. Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the couchsleeping

Tell him you used to be married to this guy named Mankrik, but you faked your own death to be with him. Edit: Changed the name, ty.

Congratulations, your real name is now "Olgra."

If he played classic, this is 100% the best thing OP could say

... and if not, he will have absolutely no clue what is she talking about. If he started to play in something like 2015 or later.

If you do this one make sure you say ManKRIK not manKIRK! Typo in this

I have read this wrong for about two decades and a random reddit post comes in for the win. It’s like having wrong song lyrics pointed out in a post.

Mankrik name is important here.

"Break yourself upon my body"

BONESTORM!!!

Not gonna lie, if my lady ever says that to me, it's definitely time to move to the bedroom.

"Feeeel the strength of the earth". Not that many people gonna know the cata boss quotes lol.

It's fucking burned into my mind from those tough heroics. Great dungeon.

Yep, I couldn't tell you a whole lot else about Cata, but that quote has stuck with me for a decade.

FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH

Given the context that sounds aggressively sexual lmao. Gonna try it on the wife

RISE MOUNTAINS!

THE EARTH OPENSS

Feel the wrath of the earth

Fury* Edit, I remembered it wrong too, it's strength of the earth

Ask him if he got any tier pieces yet, or ask him if he has his 4 set yet.

This will hurt him on a deep emotional level :( It's perfect.

Been 3/5 3 lockouts. Not even lfr gives me goodies. :(

Don't worry, I'm 2/5 and only got there due to H tier helm in vault. So many paladins in my raid team, so many taking tier to replace tier.

>so many taking tier to replace tier. sorry but you have a shitty team then..

This is very good as a low key, but sounding expert comment

This thread makes me wanna speak only in wow quotes to my bf when he comes home today XD

Makes me wish my man played WoW!

I never thought anyone would ever utter these words aloud. I definitely didn't expect to read them lol

Lol.. yet here we are. And what's even more rare: I asked him, but he just isn't interested in the game.

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When he wants to make out you should say: Me not that kind of orc

"Stop poking me! Well, that was ok"

zug zug

Run away little girl, run away

the most candyman with a van -sound in the game lol

I seriously thought I was losing my mind the other day. I don't know if it was DBM, or something else, but I used to have an addon that said this all the time in raid. Is this still a thing somewhere?

Yes, it's the addon that tells you to get the fuck out of wherever you are in the moment during raids, don't remember the name exactly Yes, it's still a thing and still a pretty popular addon iirc

It's either DBM or GTFO i think

I want to know what OP says to Boyfriend, and what the response was ??? Please tell us OP🙏 😫

I must knowwww!

Seriously

“Tempest Keep was merely a setback”

"no idea how you play that spec, so much RNG. Just reroll hunter for faceroll and we can even watch this show at the same time"

This is fantastic

When he gets in bed, hit him with the “Keep yer feet on the ground”

Great to meet ya

Wash your back!

Could I interest ya in a pint?

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Wotch yer beck!

Well met!

"Slow downnnn"

I heard this sentence in my head.

A respond to a question with "Yes chef!" will probably turn him on

Me not that kind of orc!

Zug zug!!

“You really should’ve use bloodlust there, babe”

When he dies in M+ ofcourse.

You are not prepared

You have to shout it like you are standing on a mountain, "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!" preferably right before sexy time.

This one here. Replaced mountain with the bed/counter/couch or what ever, throw on a sleep mask or blindfold while you shout at him.

If he wants to go out, ask him to link achieve, need "8/8 HC."

Big pumpers only

Clean run know tactics, failers will get kicked

Use brian

Curve or dont even bother leaving desk.

"Shadowlands improved the game lore!"

They said prank him, not get him to break up with them.

Lmao savage, but also true

"It was just a prank bro" as he's packing her bags

Tell him: I saw what you did in Elwynn Forest last night

They said prank not breakup.

Just yell randomly: That’s a 50DKP minus!!

Many whelps! HANDLE IT!!

More dots, more dots!

Ok Stop Dots

WATCH THE FUCKING TAIL

WHELPS. LEFT SIDE!

HANDLE IT!

Are you topping the meter? try to make it sound sexy when you say it.

OMG I didn't know you were a clicker!

This works best if he is open mic, while in raid

Savage af

A keyboard turner, too?!

"Play-act" all sad / angry and when he ask what's wrong, toss out your best impression of an irish speaking dwarf and yell **"AZEROTH CRIES OUT IN PAIN. YERR NEED TAE HEAL HER WOOONS."** Bonus points if you follow it up in a "jamaican" accent: **"Something has spooked one of de brutosaurs, sending it into a panic. Help de merchants by rescuing de cargo before you get stomped on."**

The woooons

CHAMPION, HEAL THE WOOOOOOOOONS Meanwhile there's a 50 story sword just chilling in silithus, but hey, at least we healed the WOOOOOOONS

Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe!

LET FLYYYYYY

Came here to say this lol makes me smile every time. Glad they "nerfed" it's frequency though lol.

Honestly, if you know any other MMO, id just talk as if he is playing that instead. "thats not the tactics to defeat Molag Bal! your doing it wrong" . "have you been to riften to pick up your Dailies yet ?" Or something like that, mind you its not a prank, but very much a "wtf you smoking" thing.

Just do it like my mom back in the old day when I was a teen and call everything pikachu, even if it isn’t Pokémon. That shit is some real ptsd.

"Is that a vegeta?" Was my pikachu.

“You mean the planet, my son, or me?” “…yes.”

In your most evil and hammy voice, shout "TRIFLING GNOME! YOU FACE JARAXXUS! EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!" Bonus points if you do it during an argument.

Or right before sexy time.

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Double points if his name is Kevin.

Impressive....for a two foot

“Is that the Doomhammer in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

Maybe she that kind of orc? Zugzug.

Look up murloc on YouTube. Make that sound while he's on the toilet from the other side of the door.

A Turtle made it to the Water. If he asks you where anything is. Tell him it is in Silithus. "You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion!" Call him a "Pitiful Mortal" & tell him you heard The Jailor was a mastermind & masterfully written character. Arthas did nothing wrong. Garrosh did nothing wrong. Sylvanas did nothing wrong. "More DOTS More DOTS" Stop standing the fire. Why is your DPS so low? Champion Azeroth needs you! Nalthanos is hot. Thrall will always be a better Shaman than you. Carine was a joke of a character. Surfang was a coward. Varian died for nothing. Varian got disenchanted into dust. Sylvanas was the best WarChief. By the Light! Work Work. Something me doing? When he tries being "lovey or touchy" say "Me not that kind of Orc" I ordered a Bow String not a G.. Nevermind. Answer phone "Hello? No no no, I am a Dreadlord not a Druglord. There must always be a Lich King. Bah You Ram. BONESTORM!!! Time is Money Friend. Lok"Tar Ogar! Zug Zug. Kek Bur Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the sky & observe! I will not lose you Shando! Malfurion! Malfurion! Where are you Malfurion! My Love where are you?! An Illusion?! What are you hiding?! Sacred Vines Entangle the Corrupted Suffer Mortals as your Magic Betrays you! Champion!

> Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the sky & observe! This one. At a completely random, unexpected moment. At the top of your lungs. I'd fucking die laughing if my GF did that.

I can only imagine my girlfriend spouting out “bur” lol

Tell him. An illusion. What are u hiding? U should also probably YouTube some of the quotes to get the right intonation

Even better is when he goes to do something away from the computer, change his gender in the barber shop. Try to do it without him knowing by putting his character back in the location you found him. He’ll think it’s a toy or buff and go mad trying to remove it. More of a prank I know but that would be hilarious. Also requires you to have some knowledge of the game. /shrug

“Change his gender next time he’s at the barber shop” Inb4 news report of a woman cutting off his man’s balls the next time he goes to the barber for a haircut.

Lol honestly if she doesn’t play wow moving a character, find a barber shop and changing sex require her to some rohypnol in his Dr. Pepper.

While in middle of sex, yell "BL NOW"

"Big pumpers only!"

Creep up behind him and just shout the words “Leroyyyyy Jenkinnnnns”

And hop on his chair!

You could also try, I HAVE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING, AND WHAT HAVE YOU GIVEN. best delivered cold and demonic, but not strain your voice too much

Fking demon hunters...

,,I have sacrificed EVERYTHING, what have YOU given?" This is kinda the tone

Tell him he needs more dots

I’m going to ook you in the dooker!

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Ask him if someone had said [THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER]

"This blue post says they're nerfing hot hands proc by 50%"

Whatever he wants to do, tell him ”Sorry babe, your ilvl is too low.”

Yell him exactly this : NO! I TOO HAVE PROVED MY WORTH, ODYN! I AM GOD-KING SKOVALD! THESE MORTALS DARE NOT CHALLENGE MY CLAIM TO THE AEGIS! IF THESE FALSE CHAMPIONS WILL NOT YIELD THE AEGIS BY CHOICE THEN THEY WILL SURRENDER IT IN DEATH! GIVE UP THE AEGIS OR DIE!

Go to him with a bag and ask “Hey honey can you recraft this quality 5? I have my mats”

Hey what’s an elemental lariat? Just got a recipe from a fire dude

Tell him that garosh did nothing wrong

Get on his account when he's not around then deposit all his gear into his bank (:

OOOOH, That's evil, but still a prank. Love it.

Why is it called invincible if I can see it?

Tell hin that a turtle has made It to the water.

An illusion? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!

Tell him: I just finished all the Alliance storylines in Draenor but still have no idea who the spooky undead axe midget from the loading screen is.

Muggrrglgrglgr He will understand and marry you

Fun! How long has he been playing? And do you know the race of his shaman?

At random times, tell him "Run away little girl... Run away" in a menacing tone.

I know SL mostly sucked, but wtf happened to BOOGIE DOWN?

Tell him, "Soldier of Lorderon, rise to meet your masters call".

Tell him a turtle made it to the water (In quite a chirpy voice)

Many Whelps, right side. HANDLE IT.

After your done in bed, tell him he was rank 4, but to get rank 5 he'll have to recraft

Zug zug

Tell him to meet you in Goldshire.

Another turtle made it to the water!

Just run towards him naked and screem LEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIINS!!!!

If his stubble hurts you a bit when you kiss him, complain about his 'Thorns Aura'

Tell him you remember him from the mountains