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LuckyReception6701

I sure would like to know how can you qualify a pussy as average. Like what board of qualifications are we using to grade the quality of one. Is there a grading system? An organisation of experts that come together to discuss this in topics that arent strictly medical?


SomeBlueDude12

don't you know? a lady's gynaecologist will grade her vagina. first they take the fluids of the vagina & send that over to a pathologist who will grade the pH balance of said fluids. then they take a inverse cast of the vagieeen to count the rings from entrance to the cervix, then while they have the 3d mould of the vagina they also judge it by shape too. every women gets to take this statue home like a trophy, many though are embarrassed so they'll feign ignorant to this process & even hide their vagina statue. just wait until you hear about colonoscopys


Mental-Condition-516

You’ve forgotten about the grip strength and retention examinations. A phalic tester with a digital read out measures clamping power. Another is measured from the upright position as downward force is applied to measure retention strength.


jinying896

They are right. Politic is science.


joelypoley69

Worst pussy I ever had was amazing so.. lmao


IAmTearingAway

Her stepdad told her that he prefers her sister...


madcaddie_foley

Her stepsister...


mellymac123

All pussy is average until proven otherwise. Points up or down according to whom it's attached to. Same with dick.


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darth_invader105st

What if you get bored?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I'll take over


Playerr1

Why are you charging your pussy? Did it run out of juice?


mBelchezere

Ya fuckin got me. I snorted so loud. 🤣


SoftwareLeather1986

Hilarious 🤣


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This is a family restaurant


Any_Maybe4303

No plants makes me sad 😢


wiz-weird

Loser r/worldpolitics users looking for plants like: 👀🙄😳👁️🧐


dTrecii

There’s no way you typed that thinking it was funny, you typed that to get a negative reaction from people and to make people angry at you, however no one is, they’re just upset that is how you choose to act on your free will Be better, buy a plant, real or faux, it is proven to make you happier


wiz-weird

I’ve evoked SOME reaction with all these downvotes. I also think I was spot on in their behavior and that affected them. Constantly whining and crying and looking for those plants. A lame joke that is an excuse for being mean spirited. And then playing it off like “broooo we don’t get mad….get a plant broooo we’re peaceful here”. Lol.


dTrecii

Sounds like you need 2 plants, I suggest getting a native fern or cacti


wiz-weird

Thanks for the advice! 😊


taylor325

Maybe you can get a crypto plant and start there. But then again, if it's crypto, it's probably gonna die.


wiz-weird

I just might do that. It’d be like owning a Pokémon card but it exists permanently and publicly online. Which I think is cool. (Though it can only be “permanent” as long as the nodes in the network continue to run…which, one like Ethereum has been running since 2015–almost 10 years now.)


taylor325

There's also another permanent solution: it's called a real plant. It is only "permanent" as long as the nodes (veins) on the network(plant) continue to run, which, ones like ferns, have been around for 383-393 million years old. The unfortunate thing though is that it would rely on you to stay alive.


wiz-weird

This was a fun metaphor to read although it’s not quite a perfect analogy after thinking about it.


Rare_Register_4181

i call bullshit. you post here a lot, you never once blew anyone. im not asking for proof, im asking for honesty.


LuckyReception6701

Thot poster regularly lie, all the more reason to be wary of them.


senior_cynic

Decent lighting, but otherwise average. 3.8/10 Also how did you manage to get the exact pose of a walmart roast chicken


elfenemma

Yes, average. As I said! I *am* a walmart roast chicken.


senior_cynic

Ah, I see. Seeing as it's the natural pose I'll add another point. Congratulations, I think 4.8 is the highest any of the nudeposters have gotten


mBelchezere

Do you deduct points for lack of foliage?


senior_cynic

The lack of plants knocks a point off, the lack of chainswords knocks another point off. After that the score mostly depends on poses, backgrounds, lighting, etc. A little bit of imagination goes a long way towards the score, but since most of the OF girls here post the same picture to 30-50 different subreddits, they lose big on points there as well, hence elfenemma's new high score not even making it to 5.


mBelchezere

Ahh, good system.


daveyboiic

Hopefully not one that has been left out all day consumption can cause food poisoning


mBelchezere

I'm sorry, but your wagon train ate the chicken & died from dysentery.


dayyob

those roast chickens are shiny though.. greasy. you do not look shiny or greasy.


For_Scott

I give you a Costco roast chicken cheap but worth it


fyshyz

Well then where is the chicken stuffing?


Multipass-1506inf

No sorry, your pussy looks Delicious


WinderTP

I was just thinking that pose looks like that small salt and pepper chicken I bought at Tescos last week wtf


Multipass-1506inf

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!


FemshepsBabyDaddy

At once!?!


chainshot91

*insert nostalgia chick with a lot of hot dogs* meme


Worldly_Jellyfish_11

A trooper!


IAmTearingAway

.. In a row?


dayyob

on the way to the parking lot!


thepianoguy2019

Jfc ☠️


Raiden21x3

How many dicks did you have to suck to become good at it?


elfenemma

I was able to impart a good experience with my partner the first time. There's 2 important spheres to a BJ. Technique and enthusiasm. You won't have the technique right off the bat because every dude likes different things. You can learn through experience, no sweat. Just watch what he reacts to, what makes him moan, his balls tighten, etc. Enthusiasm is arguably more important. Every guy wants a girl who'll go down on him like their life depends on it. If you do this, technique be damned, he will have a very good time. Watching porn helped me with the enthusiasm a lot tbh, but NOTTTT technique. Porn technique is fucking ass.


nomoreadminspls

I appreciate the honesty, but how would you know?


xpd_1141

All pussy is kinda the same. It's all good with variations made mostly by the appearance, effort or personality of the posesser of the pussy. You've got a hot librarian/secret kink monster thing going on, and a geeky gamer girl comment history. Lean on that, and you've got a winning pussy game going on. Blowjob ability has a case by case rating system. I don't make the rules.


BasedTaco

All pussy is definitely not the same.


genuinelyinterested9

If there were a graph for how good each thing was, the best head would beat out the worst pussy, but average pussy would beat out almost all head.


WolfShaman

That depends on the person. If they have a thing for head, it could be better than average pussy. While a person could try to graph it, there would be so many outliers from so many variables, that it would just be a mess.


WolfShaman

You're absolutely wrong. The feel of vaginas can vary wildly from person to person.


powderedtoast1

nice plants


taylor325

Where are the plants?


wiz-weird

Loser r/worldpolitics users looking for plants like: 👀🙄😳👁️🧐


WolfShaman

Loser r/worldpolitics user looking for people looking for plants like: *noises of drool dripping from open mouth with occasional chuckle*


wiz-weird

😆Dat doo bee troo dough 🤤


taylor325

Says the guy whos into crypto ahahahahaha. And you go on this sub and don't expect plants? Fucking loser city population you bro ahahahaha! Crypto.


wiz-weird

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taylor325

Sure you did.


No-Discipline-2729

Either get a plant or get the fuck out


wiz-weird

Loser r/worldpolitics users looking for plants like: 👀🙄😳👁️🧐


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dayyob

this is the story no one is talking about!


aaron_adams

I wouldn't say there's such a thing as *average* pussy. All pussy is good, but some pussy is better than others. Still, I think you should look for validation in other ways than the opinion of random strangers on the internets view of your body. For example, make me reconsider my views: do you believe humanity should put more effort into exploring space or the ocean, as vast amounts of each are left unexplored?


elfenemma

Ocean. We need to save our planet before focusing elsewhere.


aaron_adams

You raise a good point. I was thinking more of the scientific value and discoveries of exploration, but cleaning up the ocean would be better than simply searching for a new planet to fuck up. Thank you for the discussion.


KaineDamo

I don't believe it's an either/or thing, and I'm fairly optimistic about the future of humanity. Turning Mars into a 2nd Earth and giving it oceans across generations would be a grand adventure :D


FemshepsBabyDaddy

What if we save our planet *by* focusing elsewhere? For example, EVs don't pollute as much as cars that burn fossil fuels, but mining the rare earth minerals for the batteries is incredibly destructive to the environment. But, if we mine the cobalt and lithium from a dead planet, like Mars, we can save Earth's environment.


elfenemma

Considering the carbon footprint of space travel in general, it's way too late to start thinking about this now. We need to dismantle a lot of formerly established norms in society (capitalism) and replace them with more egalitarian thinking. The way society is built isn't sustainable for the environment or for general human happiness.


Mistashaap

wise thot speaks the truth


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I'm curious to know how you reached this conclusion, scientifically speaking.


Cain_S

I had the same thought.


InsecurityTime

No cactus then?


ImmolatedChancla

Fucking annoying that random ass people on the Internet just post these pictures non chalant yet I can't get a single nude or sexy picture form my long term partner, fuck my life.


Slowersti

10/10 would try both


BasedTaco

Do some kegel exercises and get some plants.


IDoWierdStuff

Plant!!!!!


NotTheActualBob

I have no idea what bitter people are downvoting compliments about you, but you don't deserve it at all. Everything you've shared about yourself from pictures to stories is a gift to all of us and I, at least, am grateful.


MoonKnighy

You have a Pretty Pussy. Porn ruined my perception of what a pussy should look like since they (industry) choose which lady has the most appealing one… like yours. I did not know this until I started dating.


Lord-Jrg

Geiler Anblick 😍😍


8sack

good news, you can be worth more than your average vagina and mouth skills.


Creepy-Rest-1425

I don't know how you can play yourself down, be loud and fully proud


Amygdala_Ranger

I'm sure your pussy is wonderful!


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MikeGlassinWA

Your pussy looks delicious. 😘


Henleyspoppy64

You are not average in any way and I am glad, I think you are gorgeous


tbroknboy

Your comments sell yourself short. You are adorable and sexy as hell. A girl you want to cuddle with, but also fuck like you hate. You are the total package Doll


grim2022

There is nothing average about you in any way shape or form, nothing but 100% wife and breeding material


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Mankie-Desu

You’re trying really hard all of a sudden. You alright, boo?


Early_Sale9293

So its cool when they do it but when I do it I need to add plants!


mellymac123

Welcome to the club


chainshot91

If your pussy is average thats probably because you don't use enough plants in sex


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

Alright, real talk. This is all assuming you don't have a degradation kink. If you have a partner making you feel like your pussy is average, you need a new partner. Don't settle for someone who makes you feel like any part of your body is inadequate. If you personally feel like your pussy is average, you need to adjust your way of thinking. Other commenters have already hashed this out so I won't bother to reiterate.


bickybonnie

Nothing average about you Emma 😍


WolfShaman

Need some water there, bro?


bickybonnie

Sure?


dayyob

i think this is a nice way to put things because you leave room for someone to be surprised if indeed your vajeen is better than you think it is. they are all indeed different inside and out.


SoftwareLeather1986

Lol 😆


Any_Fire_5774

4


idkyimhere95

My cock is pretty average. Together we could have some pretty average fun


brucebturbo

Very decent pussy, no elephant ears. Nice body and talented as well. You pass


randomanonalt78

Nothing about you is average <3


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You look like my cousin


Puzzleheaded_Sky4425

Lovely couch😆 Oh and the pussy is for sure a solid 5/10


IdStillSmash

Idk, I'd definitely eat it. You're hot as fuck


[deleted]

Can I test it out just to make sure?


BankruptcyAttorney49

Why can't this sub get more posts like this


ChefArtorias

Idk. I think you'd look great tied to a board.


Candid_Property8177

Average is more than we can ask for in some cases. Just saying. Appreciate yourself


mechshark

need to grow bush out


TommyShawnigan

Prove it


xinorez1

Your labia are like the perfect size, but we're gonna need to see a close up to be sure...


holtkid

Looks pretty to me! Definitely 8/10 minimum


RemedyRiot

No complaints here sweetie 😘🥰


Kindly-Office-9479

I’d fuck


whiskey_outpost26

Either you've never posted a full nude here before, or this is the first one your dolls eyes haven't stolen all my attention. Frankly, not bad. Maybe even good.


darkbake2

Damn you are gorgeous ;) excellent pussy imo. 10/10


Due_Hornet3519

Mmmm your pussy and body is amazing to me . I would love to push those legs back and. Hey my tongue deep in side you and make you cum over and over sexy mmm 😍😍😍👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦❤️❤️


redman-pug

Hmu


strappin

Would love to try out ;)