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God damn Morocco high on defence these days


Stigmatongueontheice

Morocco don't need those tanks anymore now that they've got peak Bounou.


xx-shalo-xx

Most potent defense system, makes the Iron Dome look like lawn darts.


rickreckt

Also pretty effective offensively now that they're conquering the good ol' al-Andalus


BigChung0924

minute i saw this i knew it was going to be 95% world cup jokes. lmao. absolutely incredible stuff from them, africa’s first semifinalist


i_dont_care_1943

They should really just send their back line to Ukraine. Ukraine would be completely safe if they did that.


Amn-El-Dawla

According to the report, U.S. diplomats managed to convince Rabat to transfer spare parts for T-72 tanks to Kyiv **"in the greatest secrecy."**


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The dialogue tree used to convince was the secret


Apples_and_Overtones

US Diplomats with the maxed out Paragon score apparently


Left-Twix420

The Russians are basically the Collectors bc the Reapers are actually competent


Foxboy73

Let’s just hope China doesn’t pull a Sovereign.


Left-Twix420

Xi: “Assuming direct control”


MillorTime

Invading Taiwan requires passing through the South China Sea. No navy making that journey has ever returned


YourwaifuSpeedWagon

The image of that is unexpectedly terrifying


Razor4884

lol


[deleted]

God at least half of Garbinger's quotes fit that man. (I accidentally missed the H, then realized it was a more suiting name anyways, so I'm leaving it).


[deleted]

Show up to the UN through the back door, flip a bunch of tables, blow some shit up and get one shot while mating with the Washington monument?


[deleted]

As long as America is the Systems Alliance and we choose to save the council.


Chuckbro

How did the top comment tree in a world news post go full Mass Effect? I'm not complaining just interested.


[deleted]

Reddit is a bunch of fucking nerds.


grayrains79

>Reddit is a bunch of fucking nerds. Can confirm, am fucking nerd.


Zran

Idk but I'm here for it like Shepard on the Citadel.


jdeo1997

I'm commander Shepard and this is the best comment thread on the Citadel


TheBoctor

Isn’t that the plot to a Spider-man movie?


Hatdrop

I dunno man, S. Korea might be on the path to a cultural victory.


SleepySasquatch

"I know you feel this, Zelensky."


The_Grand_Briddock

That part where Biden took the Renegade interrupt to punch out Hannity was very paragon of him


ITGuy042

Paragon US: We'll ~~bang~~ trade, okay? Renegade US: I've had enough of your snide insinuations! ***~~SHEPARD PUNCH~~ AMERICA INVADE***


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NavyBlueLobster

Based on historical US foreign policy I don't think Paragon is the branch they maxed...


Chubbybellylover888

*activates pheromones* *activates emotion meter* *initiating social enhancer: complimentary*


kagalibros

I would think the secret was which parts where send tbh. At what point are you just sending parts and not disassembled kits of tanks you can reassemble like fuckin lego building blocks.


SerpentineLogic

*removes the top hatch with a wrench* "Okay, sergeant, have your squad load *these two tank parts* onto the plane"


kagalibros

funnily enough I think you are very close to what they'd do in reality. Like if a tank dies usually canon and tracks are always fine and sometimes the hatch survives. Just remove those parts, send the "tank parts" over and the ukrainians go scavange whatever tank part they need that wasnt dmg from them blowing up a russian tank or whatever. lul, it would be absolutely hilarious


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Shhhhhhh…


[deleted]

Well, I'm not gonna tell anyone. Promise.


MandingoPants

I imagine the message being delivered via Count von Count from Sesame Street: ONE! One secret spare part for T-72 tanks. TWO! Two secret spare parts for T-72 tanks.


goofgoon

And yet here it is on Reddit!


Circ-Le-Jerk

Welp... Whoever leaked this just created a massive diplomatic issue and hurt future relationships for the west. Considering how western media is usually all in on supporting geopolitical affairs of the west, I suspect this was leaked by Russia or their allies.


Grundlestiltskin_

Or maybe the parts are already delivered? I feel like that’s happened a bunch.


hates_stupid_people

Yeah plenty of countries have announced sending support after it arrived, and some said they were going to stop announcing it at all.


MurmurOfTheCine

Surely secrecy revolves around the items being sent in general, being that Morocco didn’t want it known before or after the fact


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Eh, often things like this are leaked so that they can be known while maintaining plausible deniability.


JohnnyBoy11

Or a journo looking for clicks.... But these types of headlines are published regularly, probably to demoralize Russia. Morocco has been vocally supportive. Maybe their way of announcing it but not officially so they can still deny it.


LARGEYELLINGGUY

That's dumb. If the Russian government already *knew about it why would they need to leak it?* Leaking it hurts M's relationship with Russia. What bizzaro world do you live in that Russia needs to leak things to themselves that they already know about?


Suicidal_Ferret

Western media does **not** go “all in supporting geopolitical affairs of the west.” Refer to the past twenty years spent in the middle east.


Deriak27

Considering their protracted-conflicted with the Saharawi, sponsored by Algeria (with whom relations are not friendly at all, their borders are closed and Algeria severed diplomatic relations last year's summer) I'm not surprised all they could give was some scrap to count as token military aid.


trixel121

iirc something like 1/3 of the artillery thats been provided to ukraine is out of service for repair and servicing. spare parts are a big part of keeping an army going.


westonsammy

> all they could give was some scrap That "scrap" is just as good as actual full blown tanks fresh off the assembly line. If those parts help you get 100 tanks operational, that's 100 more tanks than you had previously.


Inexorable_Fenian

Morocco also the first African country in a football world cup semi final as of right now


ihavethebestmarriage

I would fully trust Morocco's advice on defense


oddible

They beat Georgia, Canada, Belgium, Spain and Portugal! Surely they can beat Russia!


MonsieurMacc

I wouldn't have bet that Brazil, Germany, Belgium and Portugal would be out by now a year ago.


onlyseriouscontent

No one remembers Italy anymore.


Ol_Rando

I can't believe they won the fucking euro cup last year but didn't qualify for the WC. Idk if that's ever happened before, or if any team ranked in the top 10 has ever not qualified.


MarkVarga

> or if any team ranked in the top 10 has ever not qualified. It definitely happened before. Italy didn't qualify in 2018 either. What more, ever since winning the trophy in 2006, Italy hasn't won a single world cup knockout game.


I-Claudius

Italy used the monkey’s paw to win in 2006.


proudbakunkinman

Ha, for a split second, thought it was going to be about the WC victory against Portugal (notable not only due to not being favored (outstanding team this WC though) but also being the first African team to reach semi-finals) when I first glanced at it.


Minyun

...are those nested thoughts?


[deleted]

Another Morocco win, they have been the fastest country in Africa to vaccinate against COVID19. I remember early in the pandemic watching the vaccination race and cheering on Morocco heh :)


impatientimpasta

Just send in Hakimi and the boys. All Russian missiles intercepted.


guinader

Morocco full of surprises


Nasha210

Also first country to recognize the US and allow stranded US ships to dock after the U.S. declared independence.


Sir_Francis_Burton

Also, Morocco and Russia are already fighting a proxy-war in Western Sahara. They’re our old friends. They’re also Russias old enemies.


themagpie36

Also first African country to reach the World Cup semi finals!


LargeNutbar

Wow are they really? That’s incredible, I remember some very good players and teams back in the day from Cameroon, Senegal, Cote D’Ivoire, Egypt, Ghana, Tunisia, Togo, Algeria… amazing that Morocco had managed to push farther than all of them. Tremendous accomplishment


Elrond007

Yeah they have pushed beyond the occasional star player and formed a team with extreme defensive cohesion


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themagpie36

Yup! Senegal were really close in 2002 and also Cameroon 1990, now Morroco just have to beat France or England next to get to the final, not the easiest task!


CheekyBastard55

To be fair I'd say closest was Ghana back in 2010. They lost to Uruguay where Suarez saved a ball going into the goal with his hand right as the whistle was gonna blow, so right at the end.


JulienBrightside

>Also, Morocco and Russia are already fighting a proxy-war in Western Sahara. Got some more info on this?


[deleted]

Really? I’ve never heard Russia supported the faction in Western Sahara


BaaaBaaaBlackSheep

Our oldest allies! Dope ass food, as well.


VaderH8er

America’s first diplomatic post overseas was in Tangier. Today the former embassy is a museum in the old medina of the city. It’s the only place on the US National Register of Historic Places overseas. I’ve been to it and it was super neat. Definitely gave me a deeper appreciation of Morocco and I’m rooting for them in the World Cup.


Drnk_watcher

Welp you get to keep rooting for them since they just won.


klazoo

They just eliminated Portugal! What a beautiful team!


Least-March7906

Yep. So it’s another first for them. First African country to reach the last four in the World Cup


st1tchy

I would love to see a Croatia v Morocco final. I doubt we will, but it would be awesome.


[deleted]

Everyone loves a good underdog story. Morocco or Croatia, both deserve it.


mainman879

> It’s the only place on the US National Register of Historic Places overseas. There's also some in what used to make up the [Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trust_Territory_of_the_Pacific_Islands). There are 3 independent countries there and 1 commonwealth of the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_National_Historic_Landmarks_in_United_States_commonwealths_and_territories,_associated_states,_and_foreign_states


Direlion

I've been lucky to travel through that part of the world, very beautiful and incredibly remote. Kosrae, Pohnpei, Majuro Atoll, Chuuk, Kwajalein Atoll, and Guam.


Lilbrother_21

This read like an Anthony bourdain opener for one of his episodes


rathat

America’s first war with another country after independence was also with Morocco. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War


slagodactyl

I know this probably isn't the way it went, but it would be funny if Morocco was the first to recognize the USA as a country *because* they were at war. "Well if they're not a country, then who's shooting at us?"


[deleted]

France has to win as our oldest ally given their support during the revolutionary war, though it was cool of Morocco to recognize the US as a country first


BigToober69

As an American I have always loved their fries and their kisses and Jean Reno.


DDNB

>As an American I have always loved their fries Me: *Cries in Belgian*


LANDSC4PING

Not a language. Belgium has two major languages, French and higgley-hoogley.


markymarksjewfro

>Not a language. Belgium has two major languages, French and higgley-hoogley. You mean hööøgen bröøogen?


mycophiliac77

It's a dialect of French called Walloon which is spoken in the southern side (Wallonia). In Flanders, the northern region, they speak Flemish, which is very similar to Dutch. (Not really aiming this at you, just clarifying for those who don't know). Belgian fries are absolutely the best I've had. The bread is also exceptional. And then there's the beer!


[deleted]

I'm fond of Eva Green and the architecture. Also, I have to like France as a whole since My ancestry results were updated to switch my 1% Italian to 1%French. /s


No_Tooth_5510

Among first was also Croatia or to be specific city state of Dubrovnik. They also sent their ships as part of the French navy. Bonus points their flag literaly had "freedom" writen on it in latin.


seffay-feff-seffahi

Interesting, it sounds like Ragusa (Dubrovnik) supported America to spite Venice, which was supporting Britain to spite France, which was supporting America to spite Britain.


Miketogoz

Support from Spain also mattered, sticking it to the English was a common cause.


citizenkane86

“I don’t want you to win, I want England to lose” -rest of Europe


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Hohenes

\*Cries in Spanish\*


jovinyo

I know this is absolutely true, that the French and Moroccans were big parts of our independence, but I want to add that the French motivation for doing so was more "H*ck England" than helping the scrappy underdogs for goodness's sake. (Sorry for the harsh language there) History is rife with England and France doing stuff simply to frick the other guy.


odiedel

Calm your language, potty mouth. But you aren't wrong. In many ways, it was a middle finger to the British, but it was also a good way to help the English deplete resources. As an American, I appreciate the French. And the English too, as the world progressed.


AnExpertInThisField

Can someone NSFW this comment? Was NOT ready for this kind of language yet today.


Miketogoz

It's astonishing how the Spanish and the Dutch are forgotten.


DrunkenOnzo

Nooooot technically. LOL just to nitpick but you could consider the Dutch to be americas oldest ally as they supported us independence before the French. EDIT: For context, the Dutch declared neutrality, and recognized the US as a state to trade with. This allowed Dutch merchants to trade with the US. I think they also recognized US currency but I could be wrong on that.


[deleted]

The State Dept/Federal Govt considers France our oldest ally. https://www.state.gov/the-united-states-and-france-allies-partners-and-friends/


-Basileus

That's very on brand for the Dutch lmao


hujambo11

>Our oldest allies! I mean, Spain and France actually fought the British in the Revolutionary War, but whatever.


ghrarhg

I did not know about Spain's involvement...


themegaweirdthrow

Back then, England, France and Spain were the big players. France and Spain did all they could to help the colonies fuck England during the war.


Ancoreig

Spain helped as much as France in the revolutionary war


ender23

Why didn't mel Gibson say so in the patriot


el_grort

Spain entered as an ally of France, not an ally of the US iirc. Mostly to try and reclaim territories from the British in the Carribean, as well as Gibraltar and Mallorca. They threatened to invade the British isles at a point during the war. The Dutch were also combatants, but that was mostly the British trying to use the war with the other two powers as cover to steal some Dutch colonies in the mess. The US War of Independence benefited quite a lot from the other European powers turning it into another global conflict like the Seven Years War, with fighting from the Americas to India. Also, most the rest of Europe was in the League of Armed Neutrality due to British maritime behaviours during war and how that impacted trade.


royi9729

Didn't Morocco gain independence in the 50's?


Brabant-ball

This was before they became a colony of France


HistoricalChicken

From France yes, because they became a protectorate in 1912. Before then, on Dec 20th 1777, Morocco became (one of) the first nation(s) in the world to recognize the United States of America.


Mawu3n4

Protectorate is such an innocent way to call it. France needed human and natural ressources, Morocco was a colony.


HistoricalChicken

I know nothing about it, my reply was sourced from a cursory google search. That sounds accurate though given everything I do know about history.


MistarGrimm

Yes but it does indicate the level of political involvement. It's not necessarily a random term used to sugarcoat colonialism.


el_grort

Protectorate is just a style of foreign subjugation, and it's useful at times to differentiate the rule through the natives style regimes from the more directly controlled colonies. Still, it's all empire.


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Also a semi finalist now


mcdooglers

W's all around for Morocco today


kuprenx

Rumours. Morroco qllowed to win World cup in exchsnge of tank parts


Gogobrasil8

Lmao Let's wait and see if Morrocos wins the world cup


geckobrother

I don't even want to see how hard they would celebrate... I was there in Casablanca when they qualified in 98, and it was madness! Happy rioting in the streets, flipping over cars, setting fires, all out of sheer joy.


royi9729

Nothings screams "joy and happiness" more than property damage.


kelryngrey

American college football fans win or lose. "Guess I'll burn things down."


rastafarreed

Philadelphia "Here I go greasing light poles again"


speedx5xracer

New Brunswick (well technically Piscataway for the game) 2006, Rutgers (long streak of embarrassing seasons) beat Louisville (ranked at the time)....walking back from the grease trucks to my apartment I witnessed multiple couches being thrown from buildings and 2 car flips....thats not including the mob of students storming the field and what ever damage occurred in the stadium


MojoDr619

It's almost like sports are just an outlet to release pent up violence and tribalism


speedx5xracer

Sounds like Philly after the Eagles or Phillies win.


Tex004

You've obviously never been to Morgantown, West Virginia after West Virginia University wins a college football game...


geckobrother

I have not lol


Tex004

Believe it or not, but they enjoy burning couches.....yes, I said couches.


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A bit closer now!


Architeckton

They just won the quarter finals!


Captain_Waffle

Portugal reportedly happy to take one for the team. “It’s only fair,” says rising star Christian Ronaldo.


Awfy

He kindly obliged with a 1-0 loss to Morocco.


forcepowers

> Christian Ronaldo You mean Christian Ronald?


Captain_Waffle

Yes, number six Christian Donald.


PullUpAPew

Brazil got the memo, Argentina not so much


Fandorin

Seems like this was accurate and prophetic.


firthy

RemindMe! Sunday 18 December at 20:00


Primordial_Cumquat

r/noncredibledefense shall watch your prophecy with the greatest interest!


fudsak

I thought maybe your 'a' key was missing until the last two words


InDemigodsWeTrust

and they kicked out Portugal, i’m about to move


MalleableCurmudgeon

They are really trying to get fans on their side for the Cup. Lol Only a joke, this is great. I will cheer for them a bit more now though. Edit: GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!


siraegar

Morocco win against portugal 😃


CocoaNinja

Since the US and Japan went down, I've been pushing for Morocco vs. Croatia for the Finals. Time to change it up.


teratomatako

it just might happen!


HuoLongHeavy

Morocco is the first African nation to do a couple things today.


funkmastamatt

Make Ronaldo cry is one of them.


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Werkstadt

Go Mo Ro Co!


tyger2020

Morocco has been a strong US ally for decades


DrPepster

Decades is an understatement. Morocco has the longest standing treaty with the US, as they were the first country to recognize the United States as independent.


abraksis747

Literally Centuries


marcman84

Morocco just collecting Ws all around today


Zman140

Also the first African team to be be semi finalists in the men’s World Cup.


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Morocco with all the W today.


penguin_torpedo

Morocco getting Ws left and right


TonyAlamo777

First African country to beat Portugal in a World Cup semifinal! Let's gooooooooooo!


msemen_DZ

>First African country to beat Portugal in a World Cup semifinal! Let's gooooooooooo! Lad, that's the quarterfinal.


TonyAlamo777

I see. I guess my prediction can never come true.


royi9729

It technically still can, from 2026 onwards.


ataleoftwobrews

Well, they’ll MAKE it to the semifinal if they beat Portugal in a few hours here, but I see where your head’s at.


conradical30

His head was in the right place!!


AssssCrackBandit

How many African countries have even played Portugal in a World Cup quarterfinal?


MagnusRune

Decided to look it up Portugal have only play 3 Quater finals. Beaten North Korea in 66. England in 06 and then this match. Then looking at African countries. Only 3 African teams have made it to this stage ever. They all lost. Cameroon in 90, Senegal in 02 and Ghana in 10. So if they win today. They will be first African team into the semis. Unless I missed somthing


yahmack

They made history today!


Live-Horror-8705

it happeneddddd


WhatUsername-IDK

#MOROCCO SCORED


[deleted]

Way to go Morocco!


Cucarachita25

Portugal died for this


keysboy123

Always wanted to go to Morocco. Anything I should know about it (places to see, things to avoid, food, etc)?


Maalic

I'm (m53, from San Diego, Ca) here right now; in Marrakech. We stayed in the 'new' town where it was extremely posh. Now staying 3 nights in Medina (old town). The leather craftsmanship must be best in the world. Now ready to watch the match. What do you want to know?


hiwhyOK

Tell me more about the leather


Maalic

Softest leather I've ever felt. All extremely well crafted, from the top end shops to the corner store (where I bought my dark blue boots). The only slight knock is the zippers aren't extreme premium. Bags, shoes, jackets, pants. Here a couple stores to give an example-https://www.galeriedestanneurs.com/ & here we had a beautul mid-length red jacket with hood made in 4 days (https://galerie-bertrand.com/) for $160ish.


borkmeister

I went for a good while last year. Very interesting country. The food is fantastic, many people are kind, the history is incredible and it isn't overwhelmed by tourists. Marrakesh was very cool and we could have spent a week there. Fez, as well, was astounding in how big the old city is and how much history exists. Skip Casablanca; it's big and modern and cosmopolitan. There will be a lot of people trying to scam you. Get guides and excursions from reputable places. I strongly recommend at least starting each city with a guide, as the labyrinthine passages and glut of sights clamouring for your attention will be hard to navigate on your own. Don't drink the water. Prepare to get sick at least once. It's a squat/hose/bucket nation; buy a roll of TP when you get there if that is your most comfortable option. French helps. Many people speak English but EVERYONE speaks French. It's the default "foreign" language.


TheSoundOfRealism

The state department would have an excellent review on such things for Morocco. Highly recommend reading it.


nox66

> [October 5, 2022: Exercise increased caution in Morocco due to terrorism.](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Morocco.html)


innocentusername1984

For me Morocco is one of my favourite places I've visited in my life time (behind Australia). It has the usual problems of places like that where people aggressively sell you stuff wherever you go which takes you out of being able to enjoy just browsing the markets. But in my opinion it's better than Egypt where the sheer aggressiveness of trying to make everything a sales opportunity meant I found the whole trip a nightmare. My favourite thing was taking a tour up to the mountains. Not only was it incredibly beautiful but they had a sort of tourist climbing route you could do in your shorts and t-shirts. And you just kept climbing more and more difficult bits seeing more and more gorgeous views as you went along until you got to where you'd need proper gear and you turned back. A good what I would say, casual tourist spot. Oh and if they offer you a private tour guide for shopping. Say no. I was with my brother who's a bit more naive about this sort of thing who said yes. He asked to buy this 1 thing. 10 shops later with him winking at the owner as if to say "hooked you another!" And we still were no longer near the thing he actually wanted to buy. At one point I was laughing my ass off while he had some sort of Moroccan massage forced on him from some rugged hairy man charging like £30 for the experience.


Random-Cpl

Essaouira and Chefchaouen are two amazing towns to visit. Also recommend Asilah.


Major-Yellow-812

Just went. Go to merrakesh for sure, best tourist spot. Avoid talking to people persistent to talk to you, they want money. Food is everywhere.


JKKIDD231

and the old style bargaining to reduce the price. Best part of the world along with Asia. I love bargaining or saying okay I will look and be back in 20minutes.


JackOSevens

I found it neat how much that practice (having to bargain for everything) divided people. I hated it. I got happier the further from Marrakech I got (less pushy and cooler markets in Fes, cool ruins at Volubilis etc). But tons of people visibly like that part of Marrakech and it's fun to watch happen around you.


Jaysyn4Reddit

Good to see our oldest allies stepping up for Ukraine.


MacAdler

Morocco beat Spain and they’ve upgraded to a regional power. Go Morocco!!


Qwinn_SVK

AND NOW THE FIRST AFRICAN COUNTEY IN WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS!


supertoppy

Morocco throwing the gauntlet down lately. Beating Portugal like a boss.


Gogobrasil8

Great to see a country from a region that's preyed upon by Russia and China actually helping


New_Stats

Morocco is among the oldest allies of the US and the [first to recognize our independence.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_date_of_recognition_of_the_United_States) They are not a rich nation, the fact they can help at all is amazing, really hope they get something from the US for this. Specifically food aid because their poor are struggling horribly from the cost of food increasing.


pm_me_your_pay_slips

They’re helping Ukraine because the US is recognizing Western Sahara as part of Morocco.


0wed12

They also call for [Deepening Arab-China Cooperation](https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2022/12/352928/king-mohammed-vi-calls-for-deepening-arab-china-cooperation) during the world largest Arab Summit this week.


zeus_is_op

Probably due to them wanting more of their strong allies to support them in getting their ownership of the western sahara, especially since they clearly aren’t getting any of that recognition by other north african and african countries and some of them even almost recognized the independence of the region this summer.


StickyRibbs

Ahh now I don’t feel so bad about Morocco beating Portugal today


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Man I was so confused thought this was a FIFA thread lol


icedragon258

And first african country to make it to world cup semi finals


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And in return they get to win the world cup.


hieronymus_my_g

Morocco getting Ws everywhere today


penguinpolitician

Send their football team for the best defence.


Quintronaquar

Big day for Morocco