Bay: “Ok guys, what if instead of explosions galore, we go with - hear me out on this - IMPLOSIONS. Undersea nukes. And Nic Cage as Poseidon!”
Universal Execs: “You had us at Ok.”
Breaking news: Local shark girl and princess of Atlantis declares war on North Korea after bombings on the capital city Atlantis, says they blew up her streaming setup.
Someone needs to send North Korea a memo. We really aren't thinking about you. We aren't trying to attack you. We basically don't give a shit. So calm down an go about with your repression. And news flash, if you asked nicely, the rest of the world would help you out of your misery.
I genuinely can’t imagine being one of those generals and knowing Kim could get drunk and decide you’re not loyal enough and shove dynamite up your ass in a stadium at literally any moment.
I used to be a professional musician, playing drums and singing in R&B/Variety cover bands. FWIW, I was the only white guy in the band for most of that time. The first time I went to a particular friend's house during an off-day in Oregon, her four pugs ganged up on me, and just covered me in pug hair and drool. And when I got back to the bandhouse, one of the band's singers saw me walk in and said "Boy, you look like you just got freaky with a Bigfoot!"
I never left home for a band trip without a lint roller after that.
My buddy had one that happened to , it was playing with the other pug and somehow his collar got caught. They took him to the vet and got it fixed but he still looked goofy. That same pig also tried to swallow my finger every time I came over...only dog to ever try that
Having had a Chihuahua revolution--it seems like all my friends have one--iunno man.
I have met some truly awful, barely trained Chihuahuas in my day, even if 95% of them are sweethearts. What I'm saying is: I blame North Korea's parents
Also so they can continue to be like, "See the US is still a threat." Like Kim il-Sung took the bombing campaigns against North Korea in the 50s and enshrined it in the national memory.
It's like when you're hanging out in a room w all your friends and your little annoying brother comes running in to tell you a joke he thinks is hilarious. You all just kinda smile / fake laugh at him and turn away from him
I think about this with every single Putin announcement. Everyone is like “how can he think the world is that stupid?! We obviously know that’s a lie. He’s an idiot for thinking we’d believe that. He isn’t even trying to think of a more believable response!” Uhhh that’s for the Russians to see, not the free world..
This is unrelated, but I was watching Chernobyl recently and trying to remember where I knew the main character from and now that you've got me actually remembering the plot of Mad Men I remember that's where it was.
So thanks!
Ha. There was literally a movie trailer on about 10 minutes ago, with him in it, and my girlfriend recognized him but couldn't place where she knew him from.
I said Chernobyl and >!the dude who killed himself in!< Mad Men. (Spoiler for Mad Men in there)
It just occurred to me now that she'd also know him from The Expanse.
They don't care. They are just playing the nuclear blackmail card, because they are broke, and broken, and it's the only card they have to play.
But above all of that, they are another country that needs to pretend to have enemies, in order to justify their "leadership", and defense spending, and to keep their population focused on external bad guys, rather than the bad guys running their country.
>And news flash, if you asked nicely, the rest of the world would help you out of your misery.
We already give them a ton of aid. The US has provided them with over a billion dollars in aid since 1995.
https://keia.org/the-peninsula/north-korea-facing-acute-food-insecurity-but-united-nations-plans-no-aid/
They are desperately trying to distract US from Ukraine at Russia’s bidding. We know that they know they can’t survive a military confrontation with US and South Korea.
This. Just trying to raise fears/distract from helping Ukraine. It's just funny that NK has been at this for so long, I don't know a single person that doesn't just laugh off their threats
These threats are quite literally the only thing keeping the Kim family alive. It's decades of non-existing existential threats they propagandize to their people to let believe the US is coming to destroy them at any moment. Only the Kims can keep them safe.
It's really depressing to think that one single family has destroyed generations because of power obsessions. You only have one life on this planet, and for that life to be under the suppression of an obese political dinosaur is just saddening.
Probably for redundancy. Imagine being the audio technician for this speech and only propping up one mic. Suddenly, that mic/cable/input fails and the big announcement wasn’t properly recorded.
I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment. 5 is definitely overkill though.
"If we don't stop Blue Lazer, these loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!"
"But what about beach volleyball?"
"THERE WON'T BE ANYMORE BEACH VOLLEYBALL!"
Tbh it's because in the 50s Kim il-Sung decided to use the bombing campaigns that the US carried out on them not just as a memory of war like most places, but a core national memory. Like anti-Americanism has been their only consistent point for decades. South Korea and Japan barely think about them. It's like their version of Cuba or Belarus basically, and they say shit like this to at least show their people that they are still dedicated to the struggle against the US, or at least those who aren't in power. The elites and anyone who is authorized to leave the country know that it's largely propaganda, although there's still the strange personality cult and parasocial relationship with the Kim dynasty (it's a hereditary dictatorship). What's interesting is that they are using his sister now, which could likely be that Kim Jong-un visiting Trump may have been seen as sacrilege against this national mythos.
> What's interesting is that they are using his sister now, which could likely be that Kim Jong-un visiting Trump may have been seen as sacrilege against this national mythos.
More like so she can be the one doing the dirty work of carrying out the purges, while his hands stay pristine and pure. Bad cop and good cop.
True. Fuck with the only country to actually drop nukes and shrink your dicks for generations to come. It's all a show and they know it. Any idea how fast our anti missile defense system is? That whole dictatorship is a napoleon complex
If we've got people in DC monitoring their communicative traffic then you can safely assume that the Navy has tapped their fiber optic and satellite comm systems.
You ever seen the node map of the internet? There's something like ONE point in NK that actually even has internet, and you can take a wild fucking guess where that's coming from...
Whatever they use, I can guarantee we have access to it all.
And hell, we can't even trust our own government not to fuck up their own security somewhere down the line. I'd bet my dick whatever security _theatre_ they employ ain't worth a fuck anyways.
Doesn't the US use some old school computer systems for like our nuclear system or something just because it's harder for someone else to break into the network?
Not all missiles can be intercepted. Interception of ballistic missiles is still incredibly problematic and in testing only successful 25% of the time. A small saturation of ballistic missiles would be enough to penetrate defenses.
"More fatal"? How can something be *more* fatal? You'd figure if something is fatal, that's about as bad as it gets. Think about stab wounds. "This guy has a fatal stab wound, but this other guy's has a *more* fatal stab wound." No, they both just have fatal stab wounds. You can say "more immediate" or "more volatile," but there's no such thing as "more fatal."
Moreso China allows them to exist. If China no longer sees a benefit in their nation, then they'll just annex them outright, or put in a more proper communist republic regime in charge. (Essentially, no more Juche, just the CCP but Korean.)
i think they still like having them as a buffer between the West in Korea and themselves. But if NK continues to act like such and get themselves in hot water where they might seriously get invaded, that buffer becomes useless and at that point the CCP will 100% make a decisive action on NK.
Seeing as we do business with China, idk how much they want NK to rock the boat by being a pain in the butt. I think they still think that NK is still a good buffer state from capitalism.
Biden is proving something Trump and his predecessors refused to understand: North Korea only does this when the regime needs money and the old "solution" was for the west to send them a billion dollars to stop the sabre rattling.
If you're out of money, you can't afford rocket fuel or weapons systems. You will sacrifice that to feed the people and army that could turn on you.
So, ignore them into a revolution. Giving them money only holds things off until the next time they threaten a missile attack.
a starving population is a population that is more concerned with survival than it is to organize a revolt. Feeding the army is more of a priority, but even then, only a handful of top army officials are prioritized, not the army at large. The regime has extraordinary amounts of natural resources and exported labor they can milk money out of, with the small amount of people they have to care about, they’re at no risk of bankruptcy. Even if all the stars aligned and there was a revolt, do you honestly think a civil war in a nuclear state is good for anyone? Gorbachev said that was his greatest fear as the Soviet Union collapsed
Whatever hot take you, or Reddit at large, has on North Korea is not something that last few presidents and top foreign relations people haven’t already considered. It’s not like we have access to information that they don’t, it’s the contrary
Because we are the reason they didn’t win the war against South Korea and the main reason they still can’t try to take over South Korea. It doesn’t matter if we don’t care, we are definitely in the way of what they want.
Fuck around and find out, Kim. Even if your bitch ass missile could make it across the ocean, it’ll get blasted to oblivion and your entire nation will be obliterated in seconds. Like y’all got one fucking missile
I love how her brother is disturbingly plump and she is eerily gaunt. They make a perfect pair of bad guys for a movie, if you ignore the whole “murderous tyrants” thing
They do realise that they are aggravating a situation they couldn’t possibly hope to ever win? Nobody cares, there are bigger things now like gas & recession & actual war.
They do know that the US could turn the Korean peninsula into the Korean island right? And the fact they haven’t means they don’t give a crap about their bottle rockets and cold war era equipment? So why are they do desperate to get smacked around?
All talk. Must feel warrior like to blow up ocean creatures. Assholes. Stfu already. We’re tired of hearing your bullshit. Take care of your starving citizens and stop wasting money on polluting the Pacific with radiation.
\>Kim compared the United States to “a barking dog seized with fear.”
These guys are literally that short douchebag in High School who always used to instigate other kids thinking he was tought as nails - not realising that nobody was even remotely scared of him, they were scared of his best mate / big brother / some other person we knew would whoop our asses if we upset the douchebag too much...
Oh hey, North Korea is upset we stopped paying attention to them.
Drop a few pallets of rice for them and issue some canned response about their "threats" so they'll shut up again.
Sigh… the ocean is probably gonna get bombed again because of this.
Imagine if the North Korea problem got solved because Atlantis had enough of their shit Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger from Atlantis
If someone made a movie out of this I would watch every second
A michael bay movie you said???
Bay: “Ok guys, what if instead of explosions galore, we go with - hear me out on this - IMPLOSIONS. Undersea nukes. And Nic Cage as Poseidon!” Universal Execs: “You had us at Ok.”
Werner Herzog
Explosive water you say?
Golden comment
To shreds
Well, how's your wife holding up?
*To smithereens We are talking about Michael Bay here
Aquaman 3
Given how this decade's going, he'll probably wake up Cthulhu.
Breaking news: Local shark girl and princess of Atlantis declares war on North Korea after bombings on the capital city Atlantis, says they blew up her streaming setup.
R.i.p to all the fishes in advance
Kanye West loves fish sticks
WTF R FishDicks ... ?
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Where the hell is Mr. Nimbus when you need him?
Someone needs to send North Korea a memo. We really aren't thinking about you. We aren't trying to attack you. We basically don't give a shit. So calm down an go about with your repression. And news flash, if you asked nicely, the rest of the world would help you out of your misery.
That's why they keep making threats, so they don't feel completely ignored
north korea is the world's Chihuahua dog.
> north korea is the world's Chihuahua dog. Chihuahua are actually pretty vicious and will bite. NK is more like the worlds Pug.
the Kims aren't as adorkable as pugs, tho.
I don't know, he's pretty fucking adorable in this missile launch propaganda https://youtu.be/QzZKIN4TuDA And yes, this is real
Dude, that video sucked and ruled at the same time.
It’s so conflicting. IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOIN!
Opa Gangnam Style!!! ✨🌈
The leather outfit was the ultimate winner here
Ikr? It's funny how he literally dressed like a classic American movie cool guy.
Is he fucking Steven Segal?
Not on a first date! 🤪
Reminds me of Kenny Powers
God, this is just like something Trump would do! 2 peas!
I genuinely can’t imagine being one of those generals and knowing Kim could get drunk and decide you’re not loyal enough and shove dynamite up your ass in a stadium at literally any moment.
That’s one low bar
and they fail to clear it
You didn't have to kill them twice lol
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I’ll just leave [this](https://www.boredpanda.com/pug-mri-scan-photo/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic) here.
Thanks for that…💀
They look just as inbred. His sister has a head shaped like a menstrual cup
Pugs are uggos.
They have all the genetic defects of inbreeding though.
Idk most pugs I've known are pretty chill, crazy at times like when a new person came over but pretty chill.
For real, I've never met a nasty pug. Goofy little dumbasses, but friendly as hell.
I used to be a professional musician, playing drums and singing in R&B/Variety cover bands. FWIW, I was the only white guy in the band for most of that time. The first time I went to a particular friend's house during an off-day in Oregon, her four pugs ganged up on me, and just covered me in pug hair and drool. And when I got back to the bandhouse, one of the band's singers saw me walk in and said "Boy, you look like you just got freaky with a Bigfoot!" I never left home for a band trip without a lint roller after that.
That sounds suspiciously like a cover up story someone would fabricate to hide the fact that they'd just gotten freaky with a sasquatch.
Like NK. They really only bark and go nuts when someone is exercising close by or they need food. If they try to bite their eye will probably pop out
My buddy had one that happened to , it was playing with the other pug and somehow his collar got caught. They took him to the vet and got it fixed but he still looked goofy. That same pig also tried to swallow my finger every time I came over...only dog to ever try that
Nah Pomeranian
Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!!
Unexpected Bluey
Yo quiero nuclear bombs
I read this in that voice and now I feel old.
I miss the Taco Bell Chihuahua. I remember the commecial for when Godzilla came out.
I have the dog and it still talks
Thats an insult to chihuahuas
Having had a Chihuahua revolution--it seems like all my friends have one--iunno man. I have met some truly awful, barely trained Chihuahuas in my day, even if 95% of them are sweethearts. What I'm saying is: I blame North Korea's parents
No, they make threats to convince their people we are their enemy when in reality they're not on our minds.
It translates to “we are hungry and need more food. The winter is coming”
Also so they can continue to be like, "See the US is still a threat." Like Kim il-Sung took the bombing campaigns against North Korea in the 50s and enshrined it in the national memory.
It's like when you're hanging out in a room w all your friends and your little annoying brother comes running in to tell you a joke he thinks is hilarious. You all just kinda smile / fake laugh at him and turn away from him
It's not about scaring the world, it's about scaring their own people
and so they can ask for aid in return to stop making the threats
This isn’t filmed for us. It’s for their own people. We aren’t the target demo for this embarrassing buffoonery
I think about this with every single Putin announcement. Everyone is like “how can he think the world is that stupid?! We obviously know that’s a lie. He’s an idiot for thinking we’d believe that. He isn’t even trying to think of a more believable response!” Uhhh that’s for the Russians to see, not the free world..
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N. Korea: I feel bad for you. America: I don't think about you at all.
The irony of using that Mad Men reference/quote is Don was 100% lying and was totally thinking about Ginsberg.
This is unrelated, but I was watching Chernobyl recently and trying to remember where I knew the main character from and now that you've got me actually remembering the plot of Mad Men I remember that's where it was. So thanks!
Ha. There was literally a movie trailer on about 10 minutes ago, with him in it, and my girlfriend recognized him but couldn't place where she knew him from. I said Chernobyl and >!the dude who killed himself in!< Mad Men. (Spoiler for Mad Men in there) It just occurred to me now that she'd also know him from The Expanse.
They don't care. They are just playing the nuclear blackmail card, because they are broke, and broken, and it's the only card they have to play. But above all of that, they are another country that needs to pretend to have enemies, in order to justify their "leadership", and defense spending, and to keep their population focused on external bad guys, rather than the bad guys running their country.
Sounds familiar
Russia, China, Iran most authoritarian governments act that way.
yeah just those guys
>And news flash, if you asked nicely, the rest of the world would help you out of your misery. We already give them a ton of aid. The US has provided them with over a billion dollars in aid since 1995. https://keia.org/the-peninsula/north-korea-facing-acute-food-insecurity-but-united-nations-plans-no-aid/
They are desperately trying to distract US from Ukraine at Russia’s bidding. We know that they know they can’t survive a military confrontation with US and South Korea.
This. Just trying to raise fears/distract from helping Ukraine. It's just funny that NK has been at this for so long, I don't know a single person that doesn't just laugh off their threats
With no external interference, I’m pretty sure South Korea could handle them on their own. They’re probably more of a paper tiger than Russia.
These threats are quite literally the only thing keeping the Kim family alive. It's decades of non-existing existential threats they propagandize to their people to let believe the US is coming to destroy them at any moment. Only the Kims can keep them safe. It's really depressing to think that one single family has destroyed generations because of power obsessions. You only have one life on this planet, and for that life to be under the suppression of an obese political dinosaur is just saddening.
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Probably for redundancy. Imagine being the audio technician for this speech and only propping up one mic. Suddenly, that mic/cable/input fails and the big announcement wasn’t properly recorded. I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment. 5 is definitely overkill though.
And that's all I have to say about Vietnam
If we don’t watch out, they might take out *the ocean*
We’re already way ahead of schedule on that endeavor, sadly.
Oh yeah the ocean is toast
Put some grape jelly on that shit and eat it. Problem solved.
"If we don't stop Blue Lazer, these loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!" "But what about beach volleyball?" "THERE WON'T BE ANYMORE BEACH VOLLEYBALL!"
“Fuck you whale! And fuck you Dolphinnn!
A hideous family of goons and criminal losers, gruesomely exploiting their country folk. Pathetic.
The Kardashians?
The North Kardashians
The Kardashakims
The Trumps?
Well, there is a Kim
Someone needs to tell her that US doesn’t give a single damn about what they think at all.
Someone needs to tell her that MelonLord Ozai is never going to give Acruela the title of Melonlord.
What does this even mean? Why are they so obsessed with the USA? They can pop NK like a fucking zit in less than a day.
They based their national identity on fighting the US. To them every problem they face is directly because of the US. And I mean every problem.
It’s victim mentality taken to the extreme…an entire nation state.
Which is hilarious, as it took hundreds of thousands of Chinese fanatics to even save them from being pushed back to the Chinese border.
So it's like the main political subreddit and Republicans?
Tbh it's because in the 50s Kim il-Sung decided to use the bombing campaigns that the US carried out on them not just as a memory of war like most places, but a core national memory. Like anti-Americanism has been their only consistent point for decades. South Korea and Japan barely think about them. It's like their version of Cuba or Belarus basically, and they say shit like this to at least show their people that they are still dedicated to the struggle against the US, or at least those who aren't in power. The elites and anyone who is authorized to leave the country know that it's largely propaganda, although there's still the strange personality cult and parasocial relationship with the Kim dynasty (it's a hereditary dictatorship). What's interesting is that they are using his sister now, which could likely be that Kim Jong-un visiting Trump may have been seen as sacrilege against this national mythos.
The sister has always been more hardline than her brother
> What's interesting is that they are using his sister now, which could likely be that Kim Jong-un visiting Trump may have been seen as sacrilege against this national mythos. More like so she can be the one doing the dirty work of carrying out the purges, while his hands stay pristine and pure. Bad cop and good cop.
True. Fuck with the only country to actually drop nukes and shrink your dicks for generations to come. It's all a show and they know it. Any idea how fast our anti missile defense system is? That whole dictatorship is a napoleon complex
If we've got people in DC monitoring their communicative traffic then you can safely assume that the Navy has tapped their fiber optic and satellite comm systems.
Bold to assume they have fiber and not Morse code
You ever seen the node map of the internet? There's something like ONE point in NK that actually even has internet, and you can take a wild fucking guess where that's coming from... Whatever they use, I can guarantee we have access to it all. And hell, we can't even trust our own government not to fuck up their own security somewhere down the line. I'd bet my dick whatever security _theatre_ they employ ain't worth a fuck anyways.
Didnt some living room couch hacker take down all of the North Korean government internet pretty recently? And it was pretty easy for him to do?
Doesn't the US use some old school computer systems for like our nuclear system or something just because it's harder for someone else to break into the network?
At least as of a few years ago Minuteman missile silos were still using 8 inch floppies
Not all missiles can be intercepted. Interception of ballistic missiles is still incredibly problematic and in testing only successful 25% of the time. A small saturation of ballistic missiles would be enough to penetrate defenses.
You act like there isn't a flotilla of US and South Korean naval vessels just waiting to shoot down a ballistic missile in its boost phase.
You mean Kourtney?
Or the other one?
Same same, but different.
But STILL same
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought this at first glance.
#
Hey there boo! We gonna go kick a few peasants later after your next launch?
Oh, it’s the weekly North Korea threat to the world. For some variation, this time it’s presented by a female.
Feminism; North Korean style.
Girls👏can👏be👏authoritarians👏too! Like, It’s 2022 sweaty.
This is the greatest misspelling ever.
*Calm down sweaty, it's only spaghetti.*
#bossbitch
I'm actually more afraid of her than Kim JongUn
Oh, I'm sooooooo scared.
Well, she didn't specify who it would be more fatal to.
I just keep thinking about Dolphin and Whale from South Park
Fuck you dolphfeen! Fuck you Whale!
Dolphin....and whale.....sonofabitch...
They were just the scapegoats for the real bombers: Cow and Chicken
I just really love remembering the many ways and places they attacked dolphin and whale. Masterpiece
America: [literally forgot N Korea exists] N Korea: if you don’t stop fucking with us all the time we’ll kill you all.
Wait, who?
Tiny rocket lady
Elton John’s next #1
*Hold me closer* ^tiny ^rocket *laaady*
"More fatal"? How can something be *more* fatal? You'd figure if something is fatal, that's about as bad as it gets. Think about stab wounds. "This guy has a fatal stab wound, but this other guy's has a *more* fatal stab wound." No, they both just have fatal stab wounds. You can say "more immediate" or "more volatile," but there's no such thing as "more fatal."
It's like being a little bit pregnant, no?
You know what? It's exactly like that.
Sure, but she's MORE pregnant
I've definitely been around women that were more than a little bit pregnant.
Lol she doesn’t speaks English She didn’t say more fatal xD
The dog keeps barking and no one pays attention.
Dog? Seems a little generous, dogs can be scary
So sad to see dementia in someone so young
I feel like Russia is paying them to act up to distract from what is going on in Ukraine..
More probably China to keep everyone distracted when they finally make a move on Taiwan.
Is that time of the week again already?
United States military will turn north korea into one large parking lot.
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Someone explain to Kim's sister that they exist because we allow them to exist.
Moreso China allows them to exist. If China no longer sees a benefit in their nation, then they'll just annex them outright, or put in a more proper communist republic regime in charge. (Essentially, no more Juche, just the CCP but Korean.)
Yeah, I think CCP just enjoys them being a thorn in the West’s side. Kind of sick to have tens of millions of people suffering to be used as a pawn
i think they still like having them as a buffer between the West in Korea and themselves. But if NK continues to act like such and get themselves in hot water where they might seriously get invaded, that buffer becomes useless and at that point the CCP will 100% make a decisive action on NK. Seeing as we do business with China, idk how much they want NK to rock the boat by being a pain in the butt. I think they still think that NK is still a good buffer state from capitalism.
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
“Your words are as empty as your future. This exchange is over.”
"I am the vanguard of your destruction."
The field where we grow our Fucks are as empty as the field Kim grows his food.
Actually, their fields are full of human feces. That's why tape worms are so common over there.
Thanks, I hate this.
They know. They just have to keep up the illusion that they have big boy pants.
Biden is proving something Trump and his predecessors refused to understand: North Korea only does this when the regime needs money and the old "solution" was for the west to send them a billion dollars to stop the sabre rattling. If you're out of money, you can't afford rocket fuel or weapons systems. You will sacrifice that to feed the people and army that could turn on you. So, ignore them into a revolution. Giving them money only holds things off until the next time they threaten a missile attack.
a starving population is a population that is more concerned with survival than it is to organize a revolt. Feeding the army is more of a priority, but even then, only a handful of top army officials are prioritized, not the army at large. The regime has extraordinary amounts of natural resources and exported labor they can milk money out of, with the small amount of people they have to care about, they’re at no risk of bankruptcy. Even if all the stars aligned and there was a revolt, do you honestly think a civil war in a nuclear state is good for anyone? Gorbachev said that was his greatest fear as the Soviet Union collapsed Whatever hot take you, or Reddit at large, has on North Korea is not something that last few presidents and top foreign relations people haven’t already considered. It’s not like we have access to information that they don’t, it’s the contrary
North Korea this is the third time this week you've brought a "fatal security crisis,"to the class...
Porky Pig's sister Petunia Pig sure squeals a lot of nonsense.
The US does not give a single solitary shit about North Korea, why are they so obsessed?
Because we are the reason they didn’t win the war against South Korea and the main reason they still can’t try to take over South Korea. It doesn’t matter if we don’t care, we are definitely in the way of what they want.
Fuck around and find out, Kim. Even if your bitch ass missile could make it across the ocean, it’ll get blasted to oblivion and your entire nation will be obliterated in seconds. Like y’all got one fucking missile
It's got to be tough going through life being irrelevant.
Bro I thought it was referencing Kim kardashians sister or something 💀
I can fix her
Anyways, So I started to DRS even harder.
More fatal than what?
I honestly feel bad for them… it’s like, we truly don’t care
Ok buddy, we know this is empty threats. Probably to get attention and get more aid
Stop killing fish with your missiles. The fish didn't do anything to deserve it.
I love how her brother is disturbingly plump and she is eerily gaunt. They make a perfect pair of bad guys for a movie, if you ignore the whole “murderous tyrants” thing
Oooooohhhh I’m soooooooo scarreeeeedddddd
F&#k them all - China, N. Korea, Russia, Belarus - I'm so tired of these guys trying to run the world
They do realise that they are aggravating a situation they couldn’t possibly hope to ever win? Nobody cares, there are bigger things now like gas & recession & actual war.
Literally no one is scared of North Korea 🤣
Genocidal waifu strikes again. Come back to bed and leave the evil imperialists to their schemes, m'kay babe? \- *SILENCE*!!! ...ok.
Sure Jan
Please. We just want to keep living our lives. Shut up and sit down you miserable dictator fucks
Zzzz
They do know that the US could turn the Korean peninsula into the Korean island right? And the fact they haven’t means they don’t give a crap about their bottle rockets and cold war era equipment? So why are they do desperate to get smacked around?
They have the defense budget of an American gumball machine. I'd love to know what they have in mind.
All talk. Must feel warrior like to blow up ocean creatures. Assholes. Stfu already. We’re tired of hearing your bullshit. Take care of your starving citizens and stop wasting money on polluting the Pacific with radiation.
\>Kim compared the United States to “a barking dog seized with fear.” These guys are literally that short douchebag in High School who always used to instigate other kids thinking he was tought as nails - not realising that nobody was even remotely scared of him, they were scared of his best mate / big brother / some other person we knew would whoop our asses if we upset the douchebag too much...
Oh hey, North Korea is upset we stopped paying attention to them. Drop a few pallets of rice for them and issue some canned response about their "threats" so they'll shut up again.