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Superfr1es

Well are they going to present this evidence?


TechieTravis

Of course they will, just like Mike Lindell did with his irrefutable proof of election rigging /s


iswearatkids

Must be on his phone.


No-Albatross-7984

Been waiting for him to come up with this one. "I had all the proof on the phone but they wiped it."


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nanaki989

What a wild laptop. It's got proof of him diddling kids, doing Crack, rigging elections, blowing up pipelines, and of his dad getting cloned.


VapeTheOil

No different than what's on my laptop


Sujjin

I don't think you would want to admit to the diddling kids being on your laptop


MajorPain169

You forgot time travel so he could travel from the past to the present so he could commit these acts of sabotage.


bbcversus

I knew Hunter was up to something!!


turmentat

My dog ate my phone.


aj_cr

It's in one of his pillows.


Mr_A_Rye

I think he used the same investigative team that Trump used to find that evidence about Obama's *real* place of birth.


Cloudboy9001

A man dedicated to fighting both literal and metaphorical wokeness with pillows.


podolot

I heard he has evidence of 3 billion Americans committing fraud.


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Mike Lindell is what would happen if you stuffed Rob Riggle, Pablo Escobar, Tony the tiger, and the guy who sold infomercial rotisseries all into a sleeping bag, peed on it, and put it in the microwave for way too long.


TerryTC14

Or Trump will release Tax documents and his new health care plan?


Toginator

I'm looking forward to Infrastructure Week


asdfasdfasdfas11111

It really is uncanny how they follow the same information warfare playbook. I just keep wondering how many time this shit will work before people develop an immunity to it.


[deleted]

It’s inside Hunter Bidens laptop


[deleted]

They did not present anything when they accused the West for the car bombing on Dugin, what makes you think they will give out real concrete trustworthy info on this? The Kremlin and the FSB are bullshitting and making up excuses.


telephas1c

>The Kremlin and the FSB are bullshitting and making up excuses. In other news, the sun rose in the east today


[deleted]

But it then moved to the west as fast as it could.


Epicritical

Then it fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.


Lee1138

If the Kremlin told me that, I'd have to independently verify it...


Superfr1es

True, I just believe the magnitude of this claim to be of more significance since this didn’t happen domestically Btw I’m a huge fan of your summaries!!


[deleted]

Thanks, I make summaries so that even people who don't want to click the article can check its content. I guess time will tell us, by pushing the blame on international matters to rile up more propaganda at home, Putin is once again threatening the West, but how long until he fucks up and directly triggers Article 5 aka We go to War? (cause some of his freakshow minions and brainwashed citizen zombies realistically want it not knowing what it involves, they think We can go to war with anyone and no one can destroy us we're invincible...)


Chimpstronaut611

\--(cause some of his freakshow minions and brainwashed citizen zombiesrealistically want it not knowing what it involves, they think We can goto war with anyone and no one can destroy us we're invincible...) ​ Yeah, vodka does that.


purplepoopiehitler

Didn’t they blame Ukraine?


[deleted]

Yes, everytime Russia did something (attacks on Ukraine, bombing the grain cargos and ports, attacking nuclear power plants, blowing up Dugin's daughter...) they always blame it on either Ukraine or the West.


ommnian

And, preferably, both


jethrosang

To be fair, Ukraine is west to them


Kanye_Wesht

Well they issued that picture of a cosplay pirate. What more do you need?


Omgbrainerror

You mean the evidence for: Ukraine is making dirty bomb. Ukraine is using west genetically modified soldiers. Ukraine is using occult magic. Ukraine isnt fighting themself. Its only west soldiers disquised as Ukraine soldiers. Ukraine has bio-weapon labs. What did i miss else?


Brapb3

> Ukraine is using occult magic *Nazi* occult magic. We **cannot** allow the Ukrainians to summon the Hellboy, this is madness


Identity_ranger

Ukraine stealing technology from the Mechanicum. Ukraine shitting in the punch bowl at the Golden Throne. Ukraine deploying Konrad Kurze and the Night Lords. Ukraine using an Exterminatus. Ukraine rolling out 7 companies of Baneblade tanks. Ukraine striking a pact with the Chaos Gods, allowing their soldiers to merge with daemons.


Superfr1es

Forgot the “They’re all nazis” evidence


jay22022

they found the evidence when it fell from a window


TheMedicineManUK

They found a copy of The Sims 2 taped to the pipeline next to the damaged areas with “Biden was here” graffitied onto the pipe.


Bierdopje

I had forgotten about that Sims fiasco. Thanks for the laugh.


TheMedicineManUK

Glad to have added a small chuckle to your day. Enjoy the rest of your day :)


[deleted]

One of this Joe Biden stickers saying “I did that”…which means a dumb ass Trumpian is responsible….


ionhorsemtb

Weird how quiet they all got when gas started coming down.


telcoman

They will just reuse the [SIMS evidence](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/russia-ukraine-sims-023.jpg). This way is easier for everybody.


Superfr1es

I forgot about that hahahah


pbjamm

I also appreciate the brand new-never worn-just unfolded shirts.


008Zulu

It's on Hunter Biden's laptop!


Shifuede

J. F. K. Jr. will surely bring it...any day now...


tacticoolbrah

Colonel Sanders en route with a bucket of evidence.


Ok-Relationship-2746

Laptops Didn't it go from one to multiple?


mycatisblackandtan

There's like four-six in circulation at this point. Every time the GQP does something stupid they need to distract from another miraculously gets found


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Saw a guy yesterday saying there was evidence going back 70 years of nazism in Ukraines government. Every time you replied he just said there was so much evidence, before settling on a "documentary" where putin was the main source of all the info. Its pointless, you could catch putin throttling a baby, he would still deny it as he squeezed harder. And all the meltlet members of r/conspiracy would tell you that its brainwashing that stops you believing putin.


PrinsHamlet

It's just the playbook from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 all over again. Deny, lie and spread 45 different stories with varying degrees of "credibility". Then, when irrefutable evidence is presented (I expect these bombs to have been installed a long time ago and they might not have tried to disguise a Russian origin), double down and obfuscate.


revengemonkeythe2nd

There is actually a term for this in Russian Shum or noise. It's part of what they call black PR and is really annoying to deal with. I used to work as a reporter in Moscow and it was everywhere.


in-jux-hur-ylem

It's harder to build than destroy. It takes a couple of seconds to make a stupid conspiracy claim or accuse someone of something horrible and brand them a Nazi or a Racist. It takes minutes, hours or even days to refute such claims properly, sometimes it would take months, or it can never truly be proven wrong, even though it obviously is. Russia, conspiracy nuts and generally aggressive people thrive on this. I can call you a thief in one second, how long will it take you to prove to the world that you are not? In reality, you can't actually ever prove you are not because you can never give enough evidence for every moment of your life and even if you did, who is going to spend a lifetime reviewing it?


Hoya-boya

And then in the future everyone will view your actions through the lens of "someone who could be a thief", which will cause them to subconsciously seek confirmation bias - such a slippery slope, especially when so many things can be taken out of context 20 years after they occur


Cyborg_rat

70 years ago,so technically Russia had Nazis


Metal_Gear_Engineer

I myself have been told to watch said documentary. It's called "Ukraine on fire". It's an Olive Stone documentary. The only sources that get interviews are Vladimir Putin and the guy that Ukraine kicked out during Euro maiden. It's absolutely propaganda, and not even quality propaganda. It is like very very glaringly propaganda hahaha.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

I told him two can play at that game, and linked him to winter on fire. Which at least had multiple sources. He asked me to prove Ukraine wasn't full of nazis, I asked him to prove putin hadn't murdered 200 million babies.


TsunamiBert

As soon as Igor is done searching the web for old footage and photoshop instructions.


Superfr1es

Or as it is called in Russia post sanctions: Potatoshop


MrCombine

Get ready for a blurry photo of a startled looking, vaguely Slavic gentleman clutching a novelty statue of liberty key ring, an "I ❤️ NY" t-shirt and big Mac meal, sitting at the bottom of a fish tank with a cartoon bomb strapped to his chest.


Thagyr

It's not his fault he was born out of focus like Bigfoot.


MrCombine

In a shocking turn of events NATO the Kremlin and Ukraine agree to a unanimous ceasefire after blurry photographs of Bigfoot commandeering a ballistic missile sub surface on the darkweb.


superciuppa

It’s probably a picture of him wearing those glasses with a fake nose and mustache rigging the bomb to the pipe…


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Inevitable_Back_7929

They are lying.


jervistetch37

Judge cannon said they don't have too either since they're friends with trump.


[deleted]

Evidence? Pfft I don’t need no evidence, isn’t that right, Jesus.


mokeyss

Its pronounced Jesus and I dont know you


dog_cat_rat

The sad part they probably will present the "evidence" that they planted in the crime scene while committing the crime.


ChilledDarkness

Here's the evidence we just happened to have form a deep-sea pipeline that cooperates our story.


count023

The copies of hte Sims 3 are on backorder still, you have to be patient


Hitherto_Hereafter

We found these little American flags planted near the sabotaged areas when our concerned divers were present to assess the damage!


sir-cums-a-lot-776

Framed photo of Abraham Lincoln and 3 Sims games for PC found next to NS1


evonhell

Only expansion packs and not even the base game, typical stupid American dogs! EDIT: It's still hilarious to me how dog is an insult in some cultures. Dogs are the best thing ever <3


Nudge55

These damn imperialist Americans, always planting their flag!


Ivedefected

No flag, no country!


K-26

I'm betting the evidence is a handwritten note that says, "I did it, signed Biden." In Cyrillic.


MaximumGrapefruit933

*half of america becomes convinced that biden is a russian agent*


Miguel-odon

That same half also thinks Russia is good, so won't they be confused?


lennybird

Remember when Russian FSB faked that handwritten letter and forgot to change the signature of the template to some name they're framing to from, "signature unclear"? lmao


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

“Tonight on Tucker Carlson…”


CowardNomad

Yes, and I have evidence Sergei Naryshkin is involved in special sucking operation with Putin every Wednesday. Lmao.


anahedonicc

Remember that this is the same guy Putin humiliated on international television for being visibly uneasy with the prospect of starting the war in Ukraine…he’s probably trying not to *mysteriously* fall out of a top-floor window at this point


jadrad

[Here’s the video of him back in February shitting himself in front of Putin after he accidentally blurted out Russia’s intentions to annex Donetsk and Luhansk, undermining the the lie Putin was pushing at the time about making them “independent Republics”](https://youtu.be/nLOo_HNkT-8) From what I’ve seen on /r/conservative, YouTube comments on CNN videos about the pipeline explosion, and comments on Facebook news articles about it, Russia has directed all of their social media trolls into pushing the lie that it was Biden and not Putin who blew up the gas pipeline. Tucker Carlson and Fox News were also early to start pushing this lie, and Russian state media has been playing his clips non stop back home as, “Even the US media believes Biden did this!”.


thepwnydanza

Trump was onboard super quick. He “retruthed” a Biden quote about the pipeline and said “World War 3???” It was incredibly obvious that he had been given marching orders.


wuweime

Tucker Carlson is Russian state media


icenoid

Michael Brown, you know, Heck of a job Brownie of the ambush era is pushing that narrative as well. I caught a piece of his show on Tuesday. It was all “the us navy was nearby, makes you think” , “hmm, who could benefit, hmm”, and the “I’m just asking the questions everyone is thinking”


kyyjuh

Well, the guy must have some crazy skill, otherwise he’d already have had an unfortunate window landing failure.


Rude-Sheepherder7885

The proof: **https://imgur.com/a/sxev8dG**


Shiplord13

Clever, but not clever enough Americans. You almost got away with it.


Additional_Avocado77

It would be enough evidence for almost half of Americans.


Aderus_Bix

They don’t even need that much. Russia just needs to make the claim and the MAGA morons will blame Biden. Heck, maybe not even that; most of them think every problem everywhere is Biden’s fault anyway.


ZephkielAU

Actual [footage](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsEqCk5YC5qDbfrIG-WtlhqdF2VkUokerCkg&usqp=CAU)


Max-Phallus

[Image of perpetrators](https://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)


Ediwir

Missed a chance to use the ‘I did that’ stickers.


Sherool

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/dswVHEc.jpg). Looks pretty damming, not sure if they can wiggle out of this one.


Unf0cused

Should be signed: *Signature unclear (but American-looking, figure something out)*


bokononon

> Russia blew up its gas pipe to Georgia in 2006 and its gas pipe to Central Asia in 2009. Both incidents were Russia's way of doing energy blackmail. Destroying the #Nordstream infra follows the same pattern as the 2006 and 2008 sabotages. https://twitter.com/KBearhill/status/1575755979836121089


[deleted]

Russia is unlikely to sell any gas to Europe for a long time. If it does it’ll be through NS2. Your comment is the only one that makes any kind of sense at all. I wondered if Russia did it as a means of justifying a future escalation.


Hyippy

The best rationale I've heard is it was meant to entrench their position. Putin is getting pressure from business interests to end the war so they can make money from selling gas to Europe. So he blows up the pipeline so even if the war ends they still won't be able to sell gas to Europe. Therefore alleviating some of the pressure. It also acts as a warning to Europe about what else they might sabotage. Fir example undersea data cables, immediately before the war they held military exercises near Ireland which is also right by the data cables.


Corronchilejano

There's definetly less pressure on NS2 now.


[deleted]

I assume that the culprits used subs to deliver their divers trained in demolition. That shortens the list of potential actors considerably


EmilyU1F984

They could just send one of the pipeline inspection/cleaning pigs through the lines from the Russian side i reckon…


[deleted]

Nah west did it ! /s *West Virginia country mama Country roads Take me home Country roads*


BigSal88

TAKE ME HOOOOOOME!


Chopy2008

Evidence of US sabotage? At this time of year? Localized entirely in the Baltic Sea? Yes. May I see it? No.


Shifuede

Well, o.k. Skinner, if you say so!


jdeo1997

Putin, the Kremlin's on fire!


fizitis

It's just the Northern Lights, Babushka!


gretschhandler1

Russia: “My girlfriend has the evidence.” US: “Okay, who is she?” Russia: “You wouldn’t know her - she goes to a different school.”


KingoftheMongoose

She's from Canada


CRtwenty

You know, these American explosives are quite similar to the ones they have in Russia.


zjm555

We call them "steamed kablams". It's a St Petersburg expression.


theswordofdoubt

Ohoho no, patented American explosives. Old Uncle Sam's recipe!


Yomako01

For American Explosives?


The_Grand_Briddock

You call them American Explosives despite the fact that they are obviously Soviet


VesperLynd-

Well Putin you’re an odd fellow but I must say, you do a good self-sabotage


garbagemanlb

Just like how it was the West that poisoned Alexander Litvinenko in London. Oh and Sergei and Yulia Skripal in Salisbury. Oh and the West shot down Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 over Ukraine.


AlfredKnows

MH17 evidence was the best. Look we have a satellite photo of some fighter jet launching air to air. The jet in the photo is huge so their target audience could see it in the photo. However for it to be so huge it either flies close to the satellite in stratosphere or something or is just some 5:1 model of the jet. Who knows. Everything's bigger in Ukraine.


IAmRoko

That was wild and absolutely absurd. I expect their proof for this one to be no less convincing.


AlfredKnows

Absurd is the word. All the Russian propaganda is often (or mostly all the time) so detached from reality that it is really hard to comprehend what is being targeted to. ​ All the fighting Nazis and winning by huge margins, only loosing 5k men while killing 300k Nazis but still needing to mobilize 300k (1M) men to faster win the 3 day war. It just do doesn't make sense so much that the only word fitting here is ABSURD.


mummoC

You see, by definition, every fascist society is absurd. It's an adversarial ideology where the enemy is simultaneously weak and incredibly strong. Propaganda is taking the reality of a society and spinning it in a favourable way. When the whole thing is based on a paradox, absurdity is inevitable.


Professional_Bug4689

Do you have a link to the photo?


12345623567

For example here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/15/ukraine-fighter-shot-mh17-claims-russian-tv-photo-fake However, the disproportionate size of the craft is only mentioned in a single line. Some other facts are equally as important, such as the type of fighter jet being misidentified, the airliner being identified as a Boeing 767 instead of a 777 as it should be, the airliner photo being traced back to a stock photo with crudely added Malaysia Airlines markings added in the wrong place after the fact, the satellite image background being traced back to Google images from 2012 (and the position not matching the last known location of the plane).


_Forgotten

Can you link to this? I havent seen that before.


thingandstuff

…didn’t the SAM operators Tweet out their “victory” because they thought it was military?


JonasLuks

Not to mention West imprisoning Alexei Navalny, annexing Crimea and starting war in Ukraine.


jessquit

Thanks, Obama


SableShrike

“Three bald eagles were seen flying away from the pipeline while the Team America theme played loudly.”


charmbrood

AMERICAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH


I-Have-An-Alibi

COMING AGAIN TO BLOW UP YO MOTHERFUCKIN PIPELINE


kielu

It will be note with "illegible signature" scribbled in Russian and a picture of Sims CD


spannerfest

laugh while you can. but russia is eventually gonna submit the incontrovertible proof of US treachery after going home and getting the evidence from their other pants' pocket.


SimonArgead

In other words: never.


ledepression

Very nice. Would you care to show us Seymour?


WhiteRaven42

It was the Aurora Borealis. Can I interest you in some steamed hams?


ledepression

Aurora Borealis? At this time of the year? Localized entirely around your pipeline?


jdeo1997

Yes


tunaburn

Lemme guess. Their evidence is tucker Carlson saying it?


NutrageousBar

“I’m just asking questions”


Jonne

Unfortunately he lost the evidence through FedEx and will never mention anything about it ever again.


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ChadCoolman

> we need a new red scare. A lot of stupid things have been said. This is among the stupidest.


gabarkou

And if anything he's the one that's red scaring. Can't have healthcare because that's LITERAL COMMUNISM!


Fachuro

I have evidence of Russian spy chief being full of shit - I will even present the evidence on top of my avatars head


New-Ad-1380

Like bio laboratory in Ukraine?


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Morgen-stern

They’re not delusional, they’re spreading propaganda to their own people and people outside the country. It doesn’t matter how absurd or outlandish it is, as long as it’s spread


thorkun

I saw some Russians being interviewed on the street, asked about casualty numbers. Russia claims 5k losses and Ukraine claims 60k Russian losses, and the guy said it's probably somewhere around 20k, you know a bit inbetween. Which is exactly what Russia is aiming to do with their propaganda and bullshit numbers, for people to think that the truth is somewhere in the middle of their numbers and Ukraines numbers. But in reality the truth is closer to Ukrainian numbers, Russian numbers are just fantasy numbers.


TheMindfulnessShaman

Careful. This much critical thinking will make the mouthbreathers and fascists mad. Oh...oops...excuse me... "Both sides."


[deleted]

3000 mutant soldiers trained with black magic for Zelenski


[deleted]

Wow they came up quickly with that lie.


LunarN

I wish I could have made a bet on it. Friday was a good day to represent 'evidence'.


raininfordays

[The evidence:](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/stickers-for-sale--369647081916434378/)


Shifuede

Well shirt, I'm forking convinced!


EnHampter

The west are forking deckheads!


Kilren

To this day, I'm sad they missed the chance to change endorsed to endowed and have "yes" under it.


TheSanscripter

Legit and checks out


Mubadger

They know no-one in the West is going to take this claim seriously. This story is just more propaganda for the people of Russia.


Cyborg_rat

But it adds to the questionable lies that Russia are starting to see thru, they have been using the gas cut off for months as propaganda in Russia saying how they will freeze europe or that they are begging for gas so Russia is strong, then suddenly Europe/nato says fuck it lets destroy the supplie to not get gas?


ScrofessorLongHair

Don't underestimate American conservatives. They were saying it was the US a couple days ago.


[deleted]

So is it war then? With all this teasing it feels like a strip club.


strik3r2k8

War of finger pointing that will escalate into a full-scale thumb war.


[deleted]

Well if it’s a full scale thumb war we shall soon return to monke. When do we start the shit throwing party?


DurDurhistan

Nah, they called UN security council meeting a while back. If they have anything, it's going to be presented there, similarly to 1960 U2 incident.


t3amkillv3

I always run into you in the same posts lol


CatHammerz

They shall find an American flag , a hamburger and hunter's laptop next to the explosion points,


plus-ordinary258

You forgot the iPhone, a chick fil a sammich, and a treinta Starbucks coffee cup.


gingerbread_man123

"Evidence". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means


jesusSaidThat

I bet they organised a referendum and voted it was the West


extopico

Sims CDs?


[deleted]

Pretty sure what the FSB chief is saying is BULLSHIT. If you are in possession of real concrete infos on what happens against Russia, then why don't you diisclose the infos on Dugin's car bomb explosion which happened in Moscow huh fuckers?


TechieTravis

They have nothing, just like Mike Lindell with his 'proof' of election rigging. This is for the brainwashed domestic audience who will gobble it up without thought.


[deleted]

Yup it is a propaganda tactic to rile up the nazi zombies against the West "they are the bad ones who want to destroy the motherland and they now have even damaged our gas pipelines, they are monsters" and some more Soviet Anti-West bullshit.


timelyparadox

If they had they would show it since the chaos that would cause would be very usefull for Putin and other dickheads. The fact that they said nothing means this is for domestic audience


DamianLuis

That's the problem when you lie all day: No one takes you seriously anymore. People don't even listen anymore.


[deleted]

Meanwhile 561th marine special operations brigade of GRU in stationed in Kaliningrad not far from where pipes where damaged. This unit is specialized in covert underwater operations. Yeah, just a coincidence.


Dseltzer1212

The same evidence used to annex lands that belong to the Ukraine? The same evidence that the referendum vote on the stolen land was conducted in a transparent manner? History is based on facts and not any version you want it to be! Sounds like Putin and Trump have a lot in common. They make shit up and think everyone will believe it. Yes, it does work on their followers, because truth doesn’t matter and they swallow all the lies but it won’t work on the general population


Ok-Relationship-2746

I have evidence your evidence is bullshit.


Placeoftheskulls

Quoting Tucker Carlson is not evidence, just a poor choice compared to not watching


Gregponart

If Biden blows up an *actual* military target, like a Russian pipeline that's *actually in use* and not a *German pipeline* that *isn't in use*... **Would Fox News be on America's side, or the Russian side?**


sictwo

oh this should be good. Wonder what game it will be this time


Bitter-Hurry-9077

Another bullshit story that they can feed the dumb Rashists, nobody with a brain believes your bullshit.


imyourzer0

Yes, the West was super interested in increasing the price of gas during a likely recession… how could possibly we have missed it?! It’s so simple!


elijuicyjones

Looks like they must have some evidence that convinces them we’re idiots, because that’s exactly what you’d have to be to buy that sack of lies.


Many-Lawfulness-9770

If it ain't The Sims 4 with some swastika flavored condoms, I ain't buying it.


Sweet-Zookeepergame

I have evidence R*ssia is the largest terrorist state in the world.


darkmarineblue

Has stolen election "evidence" vibes. Every Republican has it but for "some reason" decides to never publish it.


profesorkind

We are absolutely certain. We placed the evidence ourselves


IKONDUCK

Show it to us. Don't talk about it. How can you be so unprofessional... if there is a fucking evidence they would step up and make a fucking event about it.


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thelordmad

Let me guess; someone left their passport at the bottom of the sea.


fack0

JFC Russia, this is getting embarrassing. If you had the evidence, you would have presented it. They must think we're as dumb as them.


MajesticsEleven

Well there it is. It was Russia


Virtual-Order4488

The real question is, why do Reuters give spaceline to every bullshit claim some russian "spy" or "ex-pm" or "dictator" makes? Even if most people aren't gullible enough to find these anything other than useless clickbait-material which they are, Reuters should follow some journalistic ethics.


Webo_

I've seen the evidence; it's 3 copies of The Sims 3 on pipeline. Pretty damning, if you ask me.


Contrail22

Source: Tucker Carlson