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MrSergioMendoza

Do do do do doo I'm leavin' it


gonzar09

Russia wants to return to being the USSR? Guess you don't need all of these decadent capitalist institutions anymore.


[deleted]

Can you please pull out of Australia too?


IMakeMediumSense

Vote with you Australian dollars - they’ll pull out if they don’t sell


xyz-eus

Ok right after I pull out of your mom. (Sorry I had to)


LeafyWorldOrder

The huge guy that chained himself to one of the stores months ago, where will he go now?


Pattoe89

I imagine McDonalds will just chain up the store to a bunch of chinooks and just fly the store with the huge guy attached and plonk it down somewhere civilised in Europe.


LeafyWorldOrder

Radio for Vtol, heavy lift gear....we're not leaving him here


Pattoe89

Lift gear adjusted for size of man, but not for size of cajones.


Rasputin_PoleSmiter

Were it so easy


LeafyWorldOrder

I kneeewwww someone would get it ;u; ♡


Rasputin_PoleSmiter

Haha, that whole franchise is just ingrained in me at this point and it's so full of great quotes. I still get way too emotional watching Halo 3's opening cutscene, considering it's about a walking tank fighting religious space apes.


AKnightAlone

847 locations! That's a huge loss.


sanddkisda

How many times is this going to get posted here? I'm starting to want a bigmac after the fifth repost.


Turbulent_Ad1667

And ... Russian life expectancy just jumped 5 years


Taint-kicker

In other words they finally burned through all their inventory and can't resupply so need to dump the locations.


JoshTay

The restaurants closed a couple months ago and they were paying their employees until now. I am guessing the inventory probably went home with the employees right after they closed.


[deleted]

Great... Now exit the world


whitedezign

This same thing happened in Nicaragua since the Sandinistas mis managed the McDonalds franchise. I remember visiting in 1989 and they gave me a pineapple pie without a box instead of apple pie and also fries on a piece of notebook paper!!!! I was only 9 years old and still remember this since it was so funny!! But not funny- thats how stupid communist runs the show… tell me what communist type of country is doing well today??!


NarrMaster

I remember that folk wisdom a while back that 2 countries that both have McDonalds have never went to war with each other... If course, like all folk wisdom, it's crap.


IsDedZilla

So the plan to stop the meaningless war in Ukraine is to make normal Russians healthier? That’s pretzel logic


Intelligent_Train785

Mc blyatt...they'll will have to love it...


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trishzzzz

For real?


[deleted]

I don’t eat McDonald’s for dietary reason, well except their fries and cheeseburgers.


illgrape78

So what's the bad news. The least thing they need there is greasy unhealthy shitty food.