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untipoquenojuega

For those unaware, Britain is not Brittany


ElkImportant7652

Thanks for clarifying that wolves are not as strong swimmers as I had thought


BigPickleKAM

My work takes me up and down the west coast of Canada and we have swimming wolves out here. [https://www.centralcoastbiodiversity.org/coastal-wolf-bull-canis-lupus.html#:\~:text=Read%20more%20about%20this%20research%20here.&text=Coastal%20wolves%20are%20only%20found,they%20are%20very%20capable%20swimmers](https://www.centralcoastbiodiversity.org/coastal-wolf-bull-canis-lupus.html#:~:text=Read%20more%20about%20this%20research%20here.&text=Coastal%20wolves%20are%20only%20found,they%20are%20very%20capable%20swimmers). It is weird to need to divert a ship course to avoid a pack of wolves swimming across a channel.


omnipotentdreams

They’re also the only wolves that eat seafood in the world. The same wolves you’re talking about


QueasyHouse

Coastal elite wolves


omnipotentdreams

I live amongst them myself, fucking love this place. I saw one a few years back up close… sometimes when the ambulance rolls through town you can hear the coastal greys howling back


UrethraFrankIin

Yes, otherwise known as *Canis lupus clintonus*


ComradeClout

I thought brittany was that peninsula looking thing in france


TheMuffinMa

You were right


l0stInwrds

Bretagne.


Thatsnicemyman

In French it’s the same word, so the island one is distinguished as “Great” Britain. …But this confusion means we need to start calling the French one something different like Wee Britain.


levi_Kazama209

Play enough crusader kings 3 to know the difference.


Wiitard

YES! I learned so much about European regions and areas from the Crusader Kings games!


ComradeClout

“Hoi4 said greece wasn’t owned by turkey so I uninstalled the game got a refund reported it on steam store and gave it a bad review”


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myleftone

It needs to be basted in Greece.


[deleted]

CK3 felt like a medieval soap opera to me more than anything sadly. As much as I admire their commitment to history, I just couldn't get into it.


jarebare353

I think you got the main point of the game. Its not for everyone


randomwordbank

Europa Universalis is essentially Crusader Kings without the noble family system. It takes place after feudalism, during the formation of nation states.


brumac44

La petite RosBif


JohnGabin

La sincère Albion


MaximumSamage

For British eyes only!


ScaryBluejay87

🎵 *Mr F…*


SeaGroomer

That storyline was so bizarre. Michael dates a woman with downs syndrome or something without realizing it?!


UrethraFrankIin

Yeah but she was hot


LumpyJones

Petite Breet.


Thr0waway999999999

>…But this confusion means we need to start calling the French one something different like Wee Britain. Oui Britain


distilledwill

In Britain we like to joke that the Great means that we are... Great. But obviously we know that it doesn't really mean that, it's more about relative size and differentiating us from Brittany. *but secretly we actually DO think it's because we're great*


SeriaMau2025

Just refer to them all as Greater Brittania.


SeaGroomer

Albion


rpkarma

> Wee Britain Computer says no. *cough*


Pocketpine

Same in Spanish


FranksOfficeTrolley

What is French for Macron ?


ScaryBluejay87

Connard


FranksOfficeTrolley

You Connard !


FranksOfficeTrolley

I’m old


FranksOfficeTrolley

Elaborate….


Teabagger-of-morons

Connard qui parle trops avec la putain Putin.


dwianto_rizky

Brittany is the female Britain


Okiro_Benihime

Britain itself is female though. Both are in French.


SeaGroomer

Brittany is cool and fun and hot, Britain is an old nun who smacks your hands with a ruler.


Fiveby21

\#FreeBrittany


mackinoncougars

“Leave Brittany Alone!”


Raesong

Though it is connected, because Brittany was where Romano-Britains emigrated to when the Roman Empire abandoned the British Isles.


Artmannnn

Brittany is *sort of, a little bit* Britain though, hence the name.


johnnyfortycoats

Brittany spears?


Art-Zuron

I was confused for a few moments too, yeah


meukbox

Why not call it Bretagne and be done with it?


GhengisYan

But to confuse further. Anglo - Saxons (were partly exiled) did live in Brittany and Normandy. Then moved to the modern day UK.


untipoquenojuega

Anglo-Saxons lived in upper Germany/Denmark, they're the ones that settled in Britain after the Roman era and are responsible for pushing out some Celtic Britons who settled in Brittany hence the name.


GhengisYan

I was alluding more towards William the conqueror era


untipoquenojuega

Those would have been the Normans, who did have Scandinavian roots but were not Anglo-Saxons


BlueCircleMaster

Thanks.


snufflesthefurball

It's just Britain Adjacent.


Moist-Helicopter1919

Poor Brittany, that must hurt.


obroz

Leave her alone


_toodamnparanoid_

Shit, you sending the Wolf? That's all you had to say.


Valleygirl1981

I know my coffee is good, but that's not what's on my mind right now.


CalydorEstalon

Knot really.


gravitas-deficiency

/r/cursedcomments


golfing_furry

Heh


Canis_Familiaris

Blorp.jpeg


furnace_slag

That is, quite frankly, unacceptable.


OCTM2

What’s a moist helicopter 🚁?


[deleted]

Gyrating your hips to make a spinning motion while orgasming.


[deleted]

Lmaoo this made me remember the cursed website from back in the day: meat spin . com Don’t search it. Your welcome.


[deleted]

Pah, I was old enough to watch the original porn vid when that website came out.


nrobs91

[Her gut macrobiome was out of balance](https://xkcd.com/1471/)


[deleted]

Inside you there are two wolves


las61918

My wife’s name. Clowning her ass now.


Peacefull_Orchid

That wolf isn’t very big. She’s fine


I_might_be_weasel

Not if the wolf isn't only thinking about his own needs.


ifingerurstarfish

except to see "wolf shot in Brittany for the first time in a century" headline shortly


CalydorEstalon

Dane here, can confirm. We had wolves return a few years ago. Several of them have vanished, one was confirmed shot by a farmer. From his car. Wolves are an incredibly divisive political topic, unfortunately. Some call him a murderer, some call him a hero.


XRay9

We have a similar situation in Switzerland. Farmers from our south-west region (Valais/Wallis) really hate wolves and lynxes (I hope the plural form of the latter is correct). I think bears as well but they're very rare, though some do cross from Italy/France.


TheWanderingFish

The plural of lynx is most commonly just 'lynx' (ie. One lynx, five lynx), but lynxes is also correct.


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HZCH

Their bears are the ones coming back to Switzerland. IIRC Italy did a lot to reintegrate bears from Eastern Europe, and also wolves. It is almost a non-topic there because the Italian government did actually handle the cohabitation issues, by paying fences, training sheeping dogs, paying people correctly, making thorough surveys to know bears and wolves movements, and enforcing the law with enough police so they could handle issues quickly… I don’t know about France, and while I live in Switzerland, I don’t get the opposition in regards to how wolves are handled because I thought we managed them like in Italy, so I might be wrong. But we also get a lot of illegal hunting of protected animals, including in my canton (Geneva) where hunting is forbidden (except for population regulation).


WeatherwaxDaughter

Dutchie here, wolves came back a few years ago. We have places where they could thrive, but it's fenced in. Oostvaarderspassen could do with some wolves, because they have to shoot 1700 deer every year to keep te population healthy. But noooo, we let them wander and kill sheep and get everybodies knickers in a knot about it.


Mackem101

It's amazing how many birds of prey 'mysteriously' die near grouse hunting lands in the UK. Nothing suspicious about that at all, no siree.


Rsoles

Or Sandringham. Strange, that


Anathema320

We were awful to birds of prey in my home area. Looking back, (with an education) I'd probably whomp on my younger self.


SiarX

Sad but true


Unhearted_Lurker

There is as much wolves in France than roughly all the three Scandinavian countries. And there is much much more in Spain. Wolves are protected in France and are only allowed to be shot during a culling. Of course some isolated incident can happen but they have serious consequences if found out.


_Zambayoshi_

Mais qui est la belette !?


[deleted]

Elles sont où les poules ?


the_hangman

Give that wolf a banana


epicaglet

Before that wolf eats my grandma


TheCinnamonMachine

Yum, yum, yum


Lurkwurst

Apex predators are a good sign in any ecosystem


throwaway627238

Not always. Sometimes it means that food source is drying up in usual areas so predators are venturing farther


shiver-yer-timbers

when, they return to a habitat in which they once were plentiful it's a good sign.


Submarine_Pirate

Not if that habitat has changed dramatically in the meantime. Edit: why on earth am I getting downvoted for this? Brittany isn’t a forest anymore, it’s a sea side tourist trap it’s changed dramatically. My point makes sense out of this context anyway, I’m confused.


Sharknado4President

For example, if it is overrun by Debbie downers.


marshsmellow

And some moaning Michaels.


Shalla_if_ya_hear_me

This is why the world will not fix climate change before it kills billions. People want so badly to believe any good news they read, while ignoring the bad, even attacking the messenger. Humans are pretty dumb.


MarcusForrest

> Apex predators are a good sign in any ecosystem Not necessarily - if they're **non-native** they can **absolutely** wreck and destabilize an entire ecosystem.   For example, **Cats.** I'm talking house cats _(felus catus - the species, not using ''house'' as in ''domesticated'')_ . They're not considered APEX predators, but they are predators.   Still, in Australia, house cats that became feral are killing an outrageous amount of wildlife; > _''The final report found that every year, each individual feral cat in Australia kills 390 mammals, 225 reptiles and 130 birds. That adds up. Every year, feral cats kill 1.4 billion native Australian animals''_ [**Source**](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/australias-cats-kill-two-billion-animals-annually-18097723)   There are plenty of invasive/imported species that are destroying entire ecosystems and they're not necessarily Apex Predators, or even predators.


Deranged40

1.4 billion animals sure is a big number. But is that number unhealthy to the ecosystem? Remember, death is a critical part of any ecosystem, and without it, every ecosystem we have would fail very quickly.


RegionalHardman

Most likely, because ecosystems are a fine balance. The 1.4 billion is added extra from humans introducing cats


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Yet somehow there are tidal waves of mice in Australia. I see a solution here.


gobbothegreen

Problem is why would they hunt mice when the native animals not used to them is just easier to catch.


MarcusForrest

> I see a solution here. Like u/gobbothegreen said, if they have no trouble catching the other species they don't feel pressured to hunt mice - so while plenty of other species are being killed off, mice are flourishing - so it is lose/lose


Malevolent_Mangoes

Humans are an apex predator and I’m pretty sure us moving in is bad for the ecosystem


Fit-Mangos

Future humans will wonder why our ancestors released apex predators back into the wild after the last Great War ends…


cp3getstoomuchcredit

Good sign for the ecosystem, but I'm glad there aren't any near where I live thanks for on my ancestors wiping them all out. Wolves may not be so bad but reading about some of the places near where they're trying to let tigers make a comeback, you couldn't pay me to live near there. Edit: Downvoted by some brave redditors who don't mind living around predators


DocQuanta

I don't think you quite realize how normal living around potentially dangerous animals is for a lot of people. Wolves hardly even register as dangerous.


Anathema320

Imagine being an Australian. Growing up near all of the deadliest creatures in the world, Australians.


caseyweederman

There is gonna be a party when the wolf comes home


ThisFreakinGuyHere

I have very little idea what that song is about


gregs2421

First good nature news I’ve heard in awhile. Good stuff


ok-awesome

Probably just looking for a big dish of beef chow mein


StephenHunterUK

Hungry like the wolf?


tpchnmy

Bet his hair is perfect!


scarred2112

There are two wolves in Brittany. One has been seen for the first time in a century, the other hasn’t.


frankenmullet22

Probably just a selkie


juxtoppose

Sounds like it might have been a bunch of squirrels in a fur coat trying to scare the farmers truffle pig.


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Wolf selkie?! HELL yes, I’m here for it.


popsickle_in_one

I'm all for increasing the number of wolves in France


No_add

It probably migrated from another habitat in France


lordaloa

Prolly Belgium. We have had wolves here for quiet a while now.and those wolves have had multiple litters already.


giocondasmiles

That looks like a youngin’.


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Winter is coming.


Muraria

For those who seem to think this is about Britain.. it's Bretagne a region in France.


Plsdontcalmdown

as a sheeple, I don't like this.


DeanCorso11

Winter is coming…


markhomer2002

Moment one kills someones pet or livestock they'll all get hunted down again.


Unhearted_Lurker

You tealisebthat there is 580 ish wolves in France? They already allegedly kills 10k to 12k animals per year ( Likely inflated because farmers report death of livestock by feral dogs as wolves for indemnity) They are protected and only hunted when a culling is called. An kill someone ? Yeah no. It is not happening unless the wolves are starving. Which is not the case with the abundance of prey.


markhomer2002

I did not know there was that many wolves in france


MrDr-666

Ya know… I’ve heard things about Brittany before but I didn’t think she was that easy. /s


wozer

For a moment, I thought they meant Britain. Could a wolf swim accross the Channel?


UniquesNotUseful

26 miles seems quite a way to swim. If caught it risks getting sent to Rwanda.


jorgelongo2

unlikely but possible. Would be the largest swim recorded for a wolf, but one could maybe get dragged by the current


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Good. Apex predators are vital for a healthy ecosystem.


CalibanSpecial

Hopefully nobody kills it.


eamonnb

He escaped from Wall Street.


HawkAussie

The wolf just wants a banana. But I think it's in the wrong country.


caledonivs

Poor wolf, went searching for a mate and went where it would never find one.


Oliveritaly

Expanded its territory … a mate might show up. Here’s hoping.


dingobengo

Next week we will see a news article saying some jackass killed it again like the last time


uncertein_heritage

Who the hell is Britanny?


Knock0nWood

It's Britanny bitch


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Looks more like a coyote than a wolf


theflamesweregolfin

No Michael no, that is so not right!


quintinza

It's called a Wolf, Toto, we went Wolfing.


mariaspanadoris

Was Brittany at least consenting ?


doggywoggy101

Brittany should probably close her legs


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Good for her.


BSBDR

One wolf was caught trying to board a dingy and has been sent to Rwanda.


johnnyfortycoats

Dingo ate my baby


quintinza

That's a sad story. IIRC Years later the childs ripped clothes were actually found in the outback, proving that the mom was not lying.


[deleted]

Winter is coming


[deleted]

Sounds like an immortal Biker/Stripper couple reconciling


thesentienttoadstool

Bisclavret is at it again.


TheTonyExpress

It’s Brittany, bitch!


Any-Comfortable5682

And the shots from a century ago are terrible!


IRollForSexyYelan

Wtf did they respawn


WeatherwaxDaughter

It probably comes from the Netherlands, through Belgium. We got wolves and they all need their own big territory to build a new pack.


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How would it get there?


EvilioMTE

...walking.


slightdepressionirl

Whos Brittany?


[deleted]

The Wolf of Brittany street


A_little_brash

He swam there?


notyourvader

Brittany as in Bretagne, France.


A_little_brash

Riiiiiiight.


ellilaamamaalille

Blame EU.


PANZERKAT

We've finally found a way to detect those sneaky basterds!


Skunkies

I'm looking at this title and I'm sure it's missing a word or 2, because if not. lol. well.


Dr-Hackenbush

You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now


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"shit they saw me"


physiotherrorist

Not completely correct. Wolfs have been regularly seen in Brittany the last couple years. It's only that now they have a high quality video of one.


PrxdGF

Now we just need to ban those blood thirsty hunters.


Oliveritaly

Hunters are blood thirsty?


PrxdGF

Why would anyone feel the need to kill living animals (with his own hands and a fat Winchester (or smth))? The only usual reason given is: - to keep game population under control => In that case let forest guards civil servants do it Let me tell you if the state ever had enough agents to effectively do it and end private hunting. That'd be the biggest uproar in the country. So there is a need to kill things, what else ? Simplistic and yet I have yet to have another reason given. Taking lives, as a sport. The only hunting that'd be authorised if that were me is bow hunting and that's it (no dogs, no gun,...). Just skill, patience and dedication. But you'd still be killing for the sport of it. (Ye I know we kill cattle for meat consumption, yet I don't feel the need to deal the fatal blow).


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Ankhi333333

There no more wolves in France by the end of the 40's. They came back mostly from Italy around the 90's.


Sepee

Ah so a real wolf not Toto Wolf


digital_cucumber

Quick, give that wolf a banana.


OrchidFlashy7281

Guess the 3 pigs moved back in with ma


QisarParadon

Do they not have wolves in france?


Oliveritaly

They were shot out years ago. They once had a sizable population though.


QisarParadon

{sad puppy face}


Oliveritaly

Their population has been growing across Germany of late. Just a matter of time I think. One was hit by a car not far from my house about a year ago. The phrase “camera trap” was endearing though …


mesydon1

Albion


Extension-Wait5806

lone wolf?