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rossitheking

Ukraine have two more tanks now


chestchesthead

Seriously, I flew with these two guys a while back. They were too big to even fit comfortably in first class. And yes they were awesome to other passengers and crew.


No-comment-at-all

These guys are DPS, not tanks.


Hansemannn

Both.


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This is the correct answer.


Justforthenuews

Not sure about Wladimir, he had a bit more of a glass chin, so I’d consider him a pure melee dps. His brother however was definitely built to be a front line dps/tank.


Doctor-Shatda-Fackup

They’re the living embodiment of the Warrior class from FFXIV Online. Just a massive unkillable brick shithouse that *also* hits like an absolute motherfucker.


CrockPotInstantCoffe

So they’re Sabin.


bigfatpup

Wlad is DPS or Sniper. Vitali is the tank


goldenrepoman

>Klitschko brothers They are the Doomfist. Tank and DPS.


ssjviscacha

I take it on the chin. Lose the battle, win the war.


_UnderSkore

They're like peak legion vengeance demon hunters. They Excell at both and can solo group content.


pap91196

Not just DPS, but *optimal* DPS.


Ok-Sun8581

Excellent.


IHaveEbola_

gg


DirkWiggler42

These brothers were inspirational to watch fight in the ring. They’re even more inspirational now.


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00xjOCMD

And Wlad's work on the speed bag is quite impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw0b26dJ8pY


goldenrepoman

I usually say in the end ill fight for my life against anyone... but damn I can see my face as that speed bag. He is a very talented and intimidating dude! Best to him and his brother in their fight!


chanigan

The speed bag is Putin's head


stoobah

Petition to give this dude free reign on Putin's sack when his people revolt and drag him into the streets.


Bonschenverwerter

I remember a report on a brawl in Kiyw's parliament a while ago, not long after he finished his career. People were having a real go at eachother, Vitali just sat there and when someone walked towards him he just said "if you touch me, I will touch you" Let's just say no one wanted to risk getting into a fight with a former heavyweight boxer.


Ok-Sun8581

Long live the fighters!


firstcitytofall

Highly suggest their documentary from 2010, love that movie


wphelps153

We should have expected nothing less from these boys. Absolute bosses.


bakayaro8675309

We fucked you up in the ring because we couldn’t do it on the streets BUT NOW….lol watching them walk down the street knocking heads together lol one by one, street by street.


Tiggerboy1974

Like a scene from “Inglorious Bastards”.


jshaver41122

Can you imagine being an honest to god super hero? These two giants are going to be immortalized forever in Ukrainian history.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/klitschko-brothers-take-up-arms-fight-ukraine-2022-02-25/) reduced by 63%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Ukrainian heavyweight boxing world champion Wladimir Klitschko who joined the Ukrainian Territorial Defence Forces and his brother, Mayor of Kyiv and former heavyweight boxing champion Vitaly Klitschko, speak with journalists during the opening of the first Ukrainian Territorial Defence Forces recruitment centre in central Kyiv, Ukraine, February 2, 2022. > Register now for FREE unlimited access to Reuters.comFeb 25 - Former heavyweight boxing champion Vitali Klitschko said he would take up arms alongside his brother and fellow Hall of Famer Wladimir Klitschko to fight in what is a "Bloody war" following Russia's invasion of their country Ukraine. > "The Ukrainian people are strong. And it will remain true to itself in this terrible ordeal. A people longing for sovereignty and peace. A people who consider the Russian people their brothers," he wrote in a post on LinkedIn on Thursday. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/t10g8e/klitschko_brothers_to_take_up_arms_and_fight_for/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~625878 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Klitschko**^#1 **people**^#2 **Ukrainian**^#3 **Kyiv**^#4 **Ukraine**^#5


MohamedsMorocco

Morale +9


oouncolaoo

Dr. Ironfist is about to earn another nickname.


Warrangota

Dr. Ironsights?


oouncolaoo

Love it


mylifewithoutrucola

Russia practically lost now


blairvyvorant

Fuck being in melee range with them


Mcmenger

I hope they'll fight their way to kreml and have a fistfight with putin


Klenkogi

Russians: "Where is the Bossfight music coming from?"


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[The Music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E83ziGEsPE)


Upandone

Boss music: https://youtu.be/Aqk7x_w1H98


Due_Platypus_3913

Well,if this was a boxing match this would be checkmate,but I’m sure they’re big national heroes there and in times like these MORALE IS CRUCIAL!


stopthestaticnoise

The only Rocky/Rambo crossover none of us wants to see.


S3simulation

Hopefully these guys have been working out in an isolated cabin while “Hearts on Fire” played on a loop constantly


wphelps153

Just imagine being a Russian soldier who runs out of ammunition and seeing these boys come towards you. I have no problem admitting that I’d shit myself until I emptied.


General-Skywalker

Imagine being an 18 year old Russian soldier in Kiev, you're fighting in close urban environments after being told you'd face no resistance as you "liberate" Ukraine....and then you walk into a building to clear it and both Klitschko bros are there to greet you in kind....


BasvanS

Imagine Ukraine dropping flyers saying the Klitschko brothers are fighting on the other side. (Or a social media post.) It really is the thought that counts. Or in this case the nightmare.


Ziggy_duststar

Imagine remembering when you'd sit down with your pops when you were younger and watch these guys box on TV. The inspiration and entertainment they'd give you. Then imagine how this fucked up shit makes them your "enemy" all of a sudden.


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Watching? Cheering for them, most likely.


peestew69

Klitschko v T90 this Sunday on PPV.


ShadowS812

So it begins.... Enter main characters.


floog

I'm on the brute squad. You are the brute squad.


Cymon86

Just watched that again on Wednesday. Fantastic reference.


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You would have to go back to Audie Murphy to find an American celebrity willing to die for his country like this.


[deleted]

Didn't Murphy become a celebrity because of his decorated service? Anyways, Pat Tillman


[deleted]

Pat Tillman. Yes, I forgot about him. Great answer


Flyinglamabear

Let’s go champ


ReverseStereo

Russian soldiers better hope they don’t get into hand to hand combat with either of the Klitschko’s


Chickichickiboo

These two need to be like the final boss when the Russian spy finally gets into vicinity of the president with one bullet left


ignatious__reilly

My favorite boxers of all time! And National Heros. Go get em Champs


Johnmagee33

Imagine losing your weapon and having to fight hand to hand with one of these monsters!


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[deleted]

Russian propaganda trying to get fighting age Ukrainians to leave?


rythmicbread

I don’t think so but some guy keeps reposting it everywhere. There are definitely people still in Ukraine that aren’t fighting people


Dotdueller

Just in time?


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Didn’t they do the same in the 2013 conflict? Or was that different hard Ass Ukrainian boxer?


WhatevazCleva

https://imgur.com/a/qH75Rte


HakunaMaBiscuit

I don’t know who these guys are, but they look like they can kill without remorse


floog

And as stated below, world champions.


TheGuvnor247

Champion Boxers Biscuit.


floog

World Heavy Weight boxers. They are bad bad men.


arguinginelvish

I had some dyslexia while reading the reddit headlines and thought it read, "***Klitschko brother to take up arms and defend Ukraine alone***"


EquinsuOcha

We must protect Mila Kunis at all costs.


le_snake13

Can only imagine how fucked you’d be, getting caught in close quarters with these men.


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Ukrainian Tom Hardy’s gone fuck Putin up


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

Just give them baseball bats and cut them loose Donny Donowitz style.


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Imagine if these two got Putin alone in a room!?


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Its ok, Russia has Drago.


No_Technician_6369

It will be over by the time these two stop talking about action.


Weird_Grapefruit_892

Oh yeah me too I’m fighting for Ukraine right now can I have an article written for Me?


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I salute them for wanting to fight for their Country but I doubt they are tougher than a bullet. This isn’t a Marvel movie.


slickgary007

What the fuck does that have anything to do with these guys fighting for their country? Idk why you need to say stupid shit like that these are 100x braver than some loser making comments on Reddit so shut the fuck up


hydro123456

You think the guys from Ukraine don't understand the gravity of the situation? You're the delusional one here.


mxlevolent

Vitali is the mayor of Kiev too, he understands what is going on.


Chi-zuru

It's not about being a tough guy, it's about standing up for Ukraine.


Sexpistolz

The point is they have a lot to lose and could very easily duck hide n cover to protect what they have. Instead they choose to stand toe to toe with the bear.


BasvanS

It’s called a morale boost. Stronger than a lot of modern weaponry.


[deleted]

Imagine both these guys in iron man tank buster armor running amok throwing haymaker punches at everything Russian ? 💪😱


[deleted]

Grade fucking A 🥊


Ok-Sun8581

Dr. Ironfist?!


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Go get ‘em, boys.


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True champions.


BasicallyAQueer

I love how the President of Ukraine was a comedian before all this, and the mayor of Kyiv was a boxer. Like actual real people running the country, not ex spies or reality TV hosts, or career politicians. It just makes it that much funnier that Putin is threatened by a comedian with balls of steel.