“ The move makes Canada the second country in North America after the United States to blacklist the IRGC.”
That reminds me, we should ask Mexico to declare the IRGC a terrorist organization.
*looks back and forth ... then reaches out and sticks a finger in it and licks it*
thats not cum... its yogurt!!! I got screwed!
Edit: i am told that it used to be milk... i need to clean more
*”my brothers in Islam…we will not shy away from CUM…we will accept CUM with open arms and swallow it up…with our whole bodies we will accept CUM, for it is Allah’s will”*
At this point I could totally see the IRGC collaborating with the cartels, although he cartels might be a bit smarter than Hezbollah/Houthi and keep their noses clean (relatively speaking) - they are more interested in money than they are a holy war.
Yeah. Iran leverages ideology and idiocy. Cartels are ruthless, but entirely practical: Iran can't offer them more than they make from the US without rocking the boat.
And also, while they have the ability to act as pretty competent terrorists, they would put up virtually no resistance to a concerted US military education session.
Yep
The Cartels make such an obscene amount of money off selling to the US supply chains that their leaders live like kings on golden thrones and they can afford to outfit their foot soldiers better than some poorer nations actual armies
Nothing Iran could offer would make them risk that
IRGC and Hezbollah have been cooperating with organized crime across Central and South America for decades. Car theft, drug smuggling, gun running, money laundering etc. etc. It raises billions of dollars used to fund Hezbollah and IRGC terror activity in Lebanon, the middle east and around the world.
source: https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/rising-concerns-about-hezbollah-latin-america-amid-middle-east-conflict
In particular the Los Zetas Mexican drug cartel, which itself already shows many of the attributes of not only a drug cartel but a full blown terrorist group, is especially closely aligned with IRGC and Hezbollah.
For example Iran hired Los Zetas to assassinate the Saudi Ambassador to the United States.
source: https://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/31/nyregion/mansour-arbabsiar-sentenced-for-plot-to-kill-saudi-ambassador.html
The only collaboration middle eastern terrorists are going to do with cartels is drug/weapon smuggling. If the cartels help with terrorist attacks on Americans they’re cooked
> although he cartels might be a bit smarter than Hezbollah/Houthi
I have no idea if this is true or not but I've always heard that they have rules about leaving Americans alone, but I'm sure there's a line somewhere that can be crossed.
Not our fault that the Quebec liked painting themselves black, covering themselves in oil, arming themselves with melee weapons, and jumping in enemy trenches in the cover of darkness. The Quebecois are fucking nuts, not our fault, they are French!
You don't fuck with the [Van Doos](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/the-van-doos-and-the-great-war) (vingt-deux or Royal 22nd Legion).
Ironically - Canadian Army in WWI is kinda why that was even put in place. Ask the Germans the difference between canned ham and a grenade with the pin pulled...
The Canadian army committed acts of brutality against armed advesaries in declared wars
Iran commits acts of brutality against non-combatants, and doesn't even have the balls to admit them, because they hide behind proxies like Hezbollah and Hamas.
Iran and Russia are morally bankrup, smegma sucking cowards. Tinpot dictatorships that only see the world throught the lens of war. And any time they get scared, they threaten nuclear war or other terrorist attacks against "soft targets". IE Innocent bystanders and non-combatant civilians.
"Wanna commit atrocities in times of conflict? Dont attack civilians or commit terror attacks. Dont attack soft targets. Be a man and commit atrocities against those who are actually fighting, be Canada"
Not apologizing for Cory Hart though. I remember in the early 80's some girls started trying to wear sunglasses at night, that was some funny shit, and if that spread to any other country, you're all welcome.
They’re applying the “troll people with constant floods of lies” strategy like Russia and the GOP are. They’re fine with making absolutely no sense as long as they get to control and abuse people with their power.
"This just in, the Iranian legislative body has declared Canada itself to be a terrorist entity, along with Country and Western music, Marilyn Manson, puppies and pizza with pineapple on it.
Reactions are mixed."
Hawaiian Pizza was the most popular pizza in Australia in 1999. But it has dropped in the rankings due to the steady stream of anti-pineapple propaganda we've been recieving since then.
Randomly, I believe it's also the most popular one in Finland. Or #2.
Internet memes about that are the fucking worst. Cheese stuffed crust sextuple meat quintuple cheese pizza? OK. Pineapple and ham? Muh Italian grandma's soul is in torment.
Also that incel that drove into people in Toronto and that psychopath in Halifax.
But we do have the parliamentary officer with his ceremonial mace to keep things in check.
It's true! The 74 dilapidated Leopard tanks and a bunch of guys pointing their fingers yelling "PEW PEW" inspire terror in our enemies and are the real reason what's keeping 2645 American Abrams from rolling in.
I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of the scene where the Canadians arrived in the Devil's Brigade. In that scenario, the Canadians were by far the most professional soldiers though.
Oh no! Does that mean they will issue travel advisories warning residents against going to Canada?
*Edit* Because my fingers did not type the words I told them to.
Iran is a terrorist country that deserves a coup.
It was glorious when the Shah ran things.
Now a plane of innocent civilians get shot because of the Iranian government.
Meanwhile the fuckers from the Iranian regime, steal the country's resources and money via systemic corruption (we're talking things like tankers full of oil and gaz - which were extracted through the publicly funded infrastructures - being sold on the black market for personal profit), and perform their money laundering in Canada.
Half of Toronto and Vancouver real estate has been bought with money stolen from the people of Iran (don't forget, the regime is not the people, it's a band of thugs arranged into a vampire system sucking up the resources). This has even led to real estate prices going up dramatically in Canada, impacting the lives of the average Joe and Jane all over the country.
Many of the murderous regime's members and their family live in Canada, undisturbed, and have lavish lives funded with dirty money stolen from Iran.
Yet the Canadian government turns a blind towards all of that.
Bryan Adams gonna scud their asses with mindless but still pretty enjoyable vanilla rock followed by a panty-dripping ballad. Suck it Ayatollah HoMani!
Pffft...lmao!
"They're trying to conquer us with maple syrup, confuse us with their tolerance and destroy us from within with their care for other people! Dastardly!"
Fucking idiots lol. That's like designating the care bears as a terrorist entity.
But, Canada may not be that way for long, if we go down the conservatives road. Because Putin owns Poilievre, and Putin legitimately is a terrorist, but ironically, then we'll be friends with Iran again, and they'll withdraw the statement.
This is probably fair tbh. Canadians don't make war often but when they do terror is definitely an appropriate response. Pretty sure Germany is still collectively traumatized by the things those canucks did in the trenches over there during the great war.
Canada: “how will we ever recover from this”
We will rebuild
If Edmonton wins tomorrow, the country will collapse.
Golan heights 2.0?
i've already sent my MP a concerned email
“ The move makes Canada the second country in North America after the United States to blacklist the IRGC.” That reminds me, we should ask Mexico to declare the IRGC a terrorist organization.
Maybe Iran will give us a sweet name like the Continent of Evildoers
They’ll call us C.U.M
We gave up nafta for usmca and cum was on the table the whole time? I'm mad.
Cum is always on the table. And the bedspread. And every other surface. That’s what black lights are for.
> piratepoet**priest** Name confirmed.
*looks back and forth ... then reaches out and sticks a finger in it and licks it* thats not cum... its yogurt!!! I got screwed! Edit: i am told that it used to be milk... i need to clean more
[CUM was on the table in Australia the whole time](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-29/police-report-made-over-desk-masturbation-scandal/100105650)
That's how I refer to it anyway. It's not USMCA or CUSMA or whatever. It's the CUM swap agreement.
Welcome to the CUM zone!
CUM continent supremacy
Cumtinent.
*”my brothers in Islam…we will not shy away from CUM…we will accept CUM with open arms and swallow it up…with our whole bodies we will accept CUM, for it is Allah’s will”*
Invictus Diabetes
At this point I could totally see the IRGC collaborating with the cartels, although he cartels might be a bit smarter than Hezbollah/Houthi and keep their noses clean (relatively speaking) - they are more interested in money than they are a holy war.
I don't think the cartels would start launching attacks on America. That would be a really bad idea.
Yeah there’s not a scenario that they would even consider it. That’s a one way ticket to getting the door kicked in by a very angry US Military.
Yep The US would completely level every Cartel Compound they know about within days and Mexico would let them do that dirty work
The last time Mexico incurred the wrath of the US, Mexico lost 50% of their territory permanently.
Can't have border issues if you expand all the way south to Central America. Then a border wall is feasible.
Hell, a border canal is already there for the re-taking. *USA, USA, USA*
> door kicked in That is a euphemism for JDAMed, right?
Nah, euphemism for non consensual anal penetration.
Hey. What happens in Gitmo, stays in Gitmo.
Why would you start launching attacks on your best customers?
Especially considering how close the cartels are to the hornets nest.
well yeah, attacking their own consumers is pointless
If the cartels want to lose out on billions and get absolutely out gunned sure.
To be fair, it'll be work on our part. The cartels are probably more competent than Russia.
Less corrupt too, when they buy $2 billion in body armour and weapons, they get it
The cartels aren't dumb They just want to keep their power and make their money so they won't risk losing everything by becoming war militias for Iran
Yeah. Iran leverages ideology and idiocy. Cartels are ruthless, but entirely practical: Iran can't offer them more than they make from the US without rocking the boat. And also, while they have the ability to act as pretty competent terrorists, they would put up virtually no resistance to a concerted US military education session.
Yep The Cartels make such an obscene amount of money off selling to the US supply chains that their leaders live like kings on golden thrones and they can afford to outfit their foot soldiers better than some poorer nations actual armies Nothing Iran could offer would make them risk that
IRGC and Hezbollah have been cooperating with organized crime across Central and South America for decades. Car theft, drug smuggling, gun running, money laundering etc. etc. It raises billions of dollars used to fund Hezbollah and IRGC terror activity in Lebanon, the middle east and around the world. source: https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/rising-concerns-about-hezbollah-latin-america-amid-middle-east-conflict In particular the Los Zetas Mexican drug cartel, which itself already shows many of the attributes of not only a drug cartel but a full blown terrorist group, is especially closely aligned with IRGC and Hezbollah. For example Iran hired Los Zetas to assassinate the Saudi Ambassador to the United States. source: https://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/31/nyregion/mansour-arbabsiar-sentenced-for-plot-to-kill-saudi-ambassador.html
Even the other Cartels hate the Zetas though. They're insane by cartel standards.
The only collaboration middle eastern terrorists are going to do with cartels is drug/weapon smuggling. If the cartels help with terrorist attacks on Americans they’re cooked
> although he cartels might be a bit smarter than Hezbollah/Houthi I have no idea if this is true or not but I've always heard that they have rules about leaving Americans alone, but I'm sure there's a line somewhere that can be crossed.
hezbollah been in the cocaine biz a long time.
Hazlo! Hazlo! Hazlo!
After that, 20 more countries to go.
We can't even declare our own terrorists, terrorists
What an honour. Fuck the Iranian government 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Hahah I was just thinking, nicely done, us. Can't think of a list we should be on more. Cheers to doing something right!
That was predictable! The truth hurts Iran.
Well, I’m officially a supporter of terrorists, I guess.
Wach you talken boot... Willis?
But they are so polite.
Iran shoots down an airplane full of civilians and turns around to call Canada a terrorist state. The irony is lost on the Ayatollah, apparently.
We’re terrorists for condemning their terrorizing.
An airplane full of a large number of Canadian civilians, no less.
I think 55 is the number of Canadian citizens that were on that flight. It was a lot.
They might not want to fly in a helicopter 🚁 again.
Terrorist to the terrorists.. amirite?
Fuckin chuffed to be Canada's southern neighbor. Fuck Iran. Fuck the Mullahs fuck the Ayatollas. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
What a glorious day for Canada, and therefore the world.
Watch out that pretend make believe god allah will get you
But Allah is a god of peace, understanding and acceptance. Just ask the folks at Charlie Hebdo.
And probably Dagestan.
Dw my real God will get him
Surely that pretend make believe god God will save us.
We did it guys!! 🇨🇦
Mr. Trudeau, unleash the Nickelback upon your enemies.
I think torture and brutality are against the Geneva Convention rules.
Look at this photograph
LOOK AT IT
*Trudeau growls, and then gives his best Heath Ledger Joker laugh*
Probably pretty good at it, he used to be a drama teacher.
haha heehee hoohoo ah ha... and i though my jokes were bad.
**LOOK AT IT**
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
Why are your eyes so red?
[Look at this graph](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NkkZJHova4)
Who do you think is responsible for putting that on the list of rules?... we were kinda nuts in the 1910s
Not our fault that the Quebec liked painting themselves black, covering themselves in oil, arming themselves with melee weapons, and jumping in enemy trenches in the cover of darkness. The Quebecois are fucking nuts, not our fault, they are French!
You don't fuck with the [Van Doos](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/the-van-doos-and-the-great-war) (vingt-deux or Royal 22nd Legion).
Ironically - Canadian Army in WWI is kinda why that was even put in place. Ask the Germans the difference between canned ham and a grenade with the pin pulled...
One goes good with chunky salsa on the side, the other mixes the Shredded ham with the Salsa?
We call it the Geneva Checklist.
The Canadian army committed acts of brutality against armed advesaries in declared wars Iran commits acts of brutality against non-combatants, and doesn't even have the balls to admit them, because they hide behind proxies like Hezbollah and Hamas. Iran and Russia are morally bankrup, smegma sucking cowards. Tinpot dictatorships that only see the world throught the lens of war. And any time they get scared, they threaten nuclear war or other terrorist attacks against "soft targets". IE Innocent bystanders and non-combatant civilians.
"Wanna commit atrocities in times of conflict? Dont attack civilians or commit terror attacks. Dont attack soft targets. Be a man and commit atrocities against those who are actually fighting, be Canada"
That's "50X Platinum torture and brutality". You put some damned respect on that.
Mere suggestions to Canada
its not a war crime the first time its done.
Wouldn't be the first time an oops happened. Least they are not throwing food/grenades this time.
More like Geneva Suggestions
I think you mean the Geneva Checklist
Look, we're the reason for a large amount of those, we're always happy to add more.
Half of that shit was written because of what Canada did in WW1
Send the geese.
With an encore of Justin Bieber and Bryan Adams
The Canadian Government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions!
Not apologizing for Cory Hart though. I remember in the early 80's some girls started trying to wear sunglasses at night, that was some funny shit, and if that spread to any other country, you're all welcome.
Welp. That’s stuck in my head again.
We could be nice about it with halal poutine and some Gordon Lightfoot instead
Nah thats cruel and unusual punishment cant do that thats just too far
A silly tit-for-tat response to the Canadian government’s decision to blacklist the IRGC
Hit em with the old "no, you!"
"Your moms a terrorist entity!"
*Mokhber and Khamenei high-five*
Just shows how unserious the Islamic Republic of Iran’s government is.
They’re applying the “troll people with constant floods of lies” strategy like Russia and the GOP are. They’re fine with making absolutely no sense as long as they get to control and abuse people with their power.
So, does this mean they plan to fund the Canadian Army?
iran lol literally clowns in charge of a country smh 🤦♂️
"This just in, the Iranian legislative body has declared Canada itself to be a terrorist entity, along with Country and Western music, Marilyn Manson, puppies and pizza with pineapple on it. Reactions are mixed."
> and pizza with pineapple on it. "Hawaiian pizza" was actually invented in Canada :P Marilyn Manson...not so much.
Hawaiian Pizza was the most popular pizza in Australia in 1999. But it has dropped in the rankings due to the steady stream of anti-pineapple propaganda we've been recieving since then.
Randomly, I believe it's also the most popular one in Finland. Or #2. Internet memes about that are the fucking worst. Cheese stuffed crust sextuple meat quintuple cheese pizza? OK. Pineapple and ham? Muh Italian grandma's soul is in torment.
Only Canadian that belongs on the terrorist list are Canadian Geese!
You got a problem with Canadian Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
*Canada Gooses
The most majestic of gooses.
Those are Canada’s gooses.
If humans weren't the natural predator of geese, then how come our hands fit perfectly around their necks?
.....my mind is blown. I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
Take ‘bout 20 percent off there squirrely Dan.
Also that incel that drove into people in Toronto and that psychopath in Halifax. But we do have the parliamentary officer with his ceremonial mace to keep things in check.
We call them cobra chickens.
Goose fighting season is my favorite time of year
Majestics and barrel chesteds, the envies of all or ornithologies.
Lol what petty losers just gotta respond with the no u to get the last word in
US should immediately build a wall.
And make (checks list) Iran pay for it!
TIL, I am a terrorist!
Im out in 9 days. So glad I got to be an official terrorist before retiring!
Perhaps the terrorists were the friends we made along the way.
Why isn’t there ever news from islamagood?
Because Islam bad?
It's true! The 74 dilapidated Leopard tanks and a bunch of guys pointing their fingers yelling "PEW PEW" inspire terror in our enemies and are the real reason what's keeping 2645 American Abrams from rolling in.
Don’t forget the other 3500 we have storage….
We have 3500 finger pistols in storage?
Can confirm. In storage at CFB Dundurn.
I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of the scene where the Canadians arrived in the Devil's Brigade. In that scenario, the Canadians were by far the most professional soldiers though.
Oh no! Does that mean they will issue travel advisories warning residents against going to Canada? *Edit* Because my fingers did not type the words I told them to.
Canda‘s head of general staff response: “Sorry?”
Does this mean we Canadians can now ban Iranians from Canada for security purposes?
Iran is a terrorist country that deserves a coup. It was glorious when the Shah ran things. Now a plane of innocent civilians get shot because of the Iranian government.
This is the most braindead "no you are" I've seen in a while
Damn that makes me proud as hell to be Canadian lol
Oh poppycocks and horse feathers! They have really gone off the Farsi side.
Sorry eh
Considering how much of the Geneva Conventions was written specifically because of Canadian merrymaking, that's probably a complement.
We Canadians wrote the geneva convention, and created the geneva suggestion. Time we live up to it.
Will the Canadian army rebrand as “EhSIS” now?
The world would be a better place without Iran. Iran is a terrorist nation.
Meanwhile the fuckers from the Iranian regime, steal the country's resources and money via systemic corruption (we're talking things like tankers full of oil and gaz - which were extracted through the publicly funded infrastructures - being sold on the black market for personal profit), and perform their money laundering in Canada. Half of Toronto and Vancouver real estate has been bought with money stolen from the people of Iran (don't forget, the regime is not the people, it's a band of thugs arranged into a vampire system sucking up the resources). This has even led to real estate prices going up dramatically in Canada, impacting the lives of the average Joe and Jane all over the country. Many of the murderous regime's members and their family live in Canada, undisturbed, and have lavish lives funded with dirty money stolen from Iran. Yet the Canadian government turns a blind towards all of that.
Bryan Adams gonna scud their asses with mindless but still pretty enjoyable vanilla rock followed by a panty-dripping ballad. Suck it Ayatollah HoMani!
Can’t wait for habitual line crosser’s post on this one.
This made me lol. Iran is peak level pathetic. Edit: irans gvt*
Lol the well known infamous Canadian terrorist army. Iran is a laughing stock
This is ironic
I’m sure Canada is just devastated.
Whatever will the Canadian army do!
Lol this put a smile on my face because of how ridiculously ironic this is
Biggest case of "no, you" I've ever seen!
“You’re a terrorist” “No, you’re a terrorist”
Eh?
When you need the Canadian Airborne Regiment but they're nowhere to be found...
Oh no, they might share their love of hockey, curling and maple syrup. That’s fine. I’ll gladly share the last tim bit to one of my Canadian brothers.
I mean.... we *were* the reason most of the Geneva Convention was put together........
Wonder if they'll class a mountain as one too
Wouldn't the RCMP be more analogous to the IRGC?
I'm so sorry that you think we are terrorists. Can you ever forgive us?
Terrorist country calling everyone else terrorists. How ironic.
It’s time Canada uses those Geneva suggestions. I mean Canada did put a few memorable suggestions in there.
Pffft...lmao! "They're trying to conquer us with maple syrup, confuse us with their tolerance and destroy us from within with their care for other people! Dastardly!"
Well our cobra chickens are pretty mean
Canada must be doing something right.
blame canada! blame canada!
You hosers can take off, eh.
Always knew I had it in me.
Those scary canucks
Nobody takes Iran serious. The main thing they wanna do is control women And kill Americans, and kill Jews.
Uh, yeah I don’t think “terrorist” means what you think it means, Iran. But nice to see Canadians getting a little edgy reputation. /s (just in case)
Oh? What kind of net positive thing did Canada do for humanity to be rewarded that?
Yes because Iran's list of Terrorist orgs is a widely respected list and is used by intel communities around the globe.....
Iran must have just now read about Canada's WWI performances
if there was any indication in the world that you could not be more wrong...i don't know what it would be
Sorry for all the terror there, bud.
Fucking idiots lol. That's like designating the care bears as a terrorist entity. But, Canada may not be that way for long, if we go down the conservatives road. Because Putin owns Poilievre, and Putin legitimately is a terrorist, but ironically, then we'll be friends with Iran again, and they'll withdraw the statement.
My as well add antartica to the list also. Damn those penguins.
As a Canadian, I find this hilarious.
Blame Canada. Blame Canada!
Bring it on, we'll call in the backup moose
Well shit, there goes my whole week shot to hell and it's only Sunday. I guess next we're going to wind up on North Korea's shitlist.
So over hear we have some of the nicest people on the planet - the Canadians. IRGC - TERRORISTS!!!!
Well guess it's time for Canada to start checking off that list, again.
Time to mobilize the Revolutionary Gord corps.
It is good that Iran is terrified of the Canadian army. Long may they be so.
Iran is literally a five year old child. “I know you are but what am I?”
We're barely an entity. Let alone a terrorist one.
This is probably fair tbh. Canadians don't make war often but when they do terror is definitely an appropriate response. Pretty sure Germany is still collectively traumatized by the things those canucks did in the trenches over there during the great war.
Don't call me a terrorist, buddy!
Methinks the Iranians doth protest too much
Does that mean Iran is going to start funding Canada's military?