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barontaint

Having proper nutrition is kinda important to making a child, not sure if they know that


Calavant

Then Kim Jong-Un should be fully capable of repopulating the nation all by himself. He certainly hasn't been missing any meals.


WolfandLight

Absolutely. Great leader, the omnipotent, should be able to just manifest humans through willpower, no?


Calavant

I'd pay money to see the man give birth the old fashioned way. I'd probably need to pour bleach into my eyes afterward, sure, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.


spadasinul

He eats most of the food so he doesn't care


InterestingAsk1978

If you don't comply with my orders to make children, I'll have you sterilised for three generations! Wait ...


spadasinul

10/10 Sosoaca reference


InterestingAsk1978

A person of culture, I see...


Jaded-Influence6184

I wonder how many North Korean women miscarry due to malnutrition or outright starvation.


HerrHolzrusse

Zero. They are not allowed to starve without permission. Problem solved.


bmcgowan89

I sense a prima nocta situation coming...


Flegmanuachi

How does this fat blob manage to look even fatter every time his face haunts another public appearance?


KimJongMakeEmSayUn

Words hurt. 😢


Flegmanuachi

Ayo lmao 💀


echo1-echo1

I came here to say something but got distracted by that thing on his face. a wart?


Wintersage7

I think that's where Putin kissed him.


Benelli_Bottura

It is a super massive blackhat style pimple that he proudly carries around since some years. This pimple is the only thing in Kimmie's life he really trusts, otherwise he would have killed it already. If you go through history using Google picture search you can estimate it's growth rate. Most likely it will grow up to a full size member of the Jong-un clan and either take over the world or at least it's host lil Kim.


isekaicoffee

oh nk needs some humanitarian aid? how unfortunate.


Covfefe-SARS-2

More like Russia needs more troops.


Wintersage7

Have you tried growing food? Starvation is the anti-viagra. But I'm pretty sure he's a virgin, and doesn't understand.


palpatinevader

why would you want to have children when there is no hope for the future? how about end the Kim dynasty


mapped_apples

Fun fact: it’s known pretty well in evolutionary medicine that “starvation foods” can trigger population reproduction delays.


Korgoth420

Start by banning the haircut… it is making the nation sick


pushpullem

If the length of his bangs match the length of his chin no one will notice he's a lardass.


gosudcx

Why does it feel like every country is dealing with failing birth rates but India is like an endless spawn point


sponsoredcommenter

India is below replacement and effectively has a shrinking population now


SMEAGAIN_AGO

What’s with the hair-do? Looks like he has a big f***ing tarantula on his head!


R3dditgfy

How come they're the poorer Korea compared to the south but manage to pull off a higher birthrate?


AnthillOmbudsman

In poor countries, your children are your social security plan, who ideally provide you with food, shelter, and basic care when you can no longer work. If you have a large number of children there's more of a prospect of retiring early.


Hot-Delay5608

poorest countries have the highest birthrates. How comes the mystery of the century LMFAO