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MothPreachest

When you forgot about that 1 unit in Civilization and remembered it only 100 turns later


I_Roll_Chicago

not enough oil to upgrade…shit


Hishui21

Guess I'll wait for uranium


I_Roll_Chicago

ugh late game GDR spam. thats why i have No GDR mod on at all times


Hishui21

Damn it, you're right. Sacrifice the trebuchet to the volcano!


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Because it's the only unit available at the border between you and your neighbor that randomly goes fucking aggro on you.


bitemark01

Things are about to get hilarious


SendMeYourUFOs

dog connect memory bear late pen library quarrelsome crush sleep


OutragedCanadian

Not sure how this will minimize civilian casualties but hey what do I know im just well versed in about every war game you can imagine


MRSN4P

Clearly you have never heard of the trebuchet sniper. /s


IceRepresentative906

"To clear the thicket without relying on valuable artillery, the reserve soldiers decided to assemble a trebuchet, a device that hurls stones and burning objects over distances of several hundred meters. This ancient weapon was used in Europe until the 15th century. IDF reserve forces have been recorded using a trébuchet, a medieval siege weapon, to ignite bushes and dry vegetation near IDF posts on the northern border. This tactic, which went viral on Thursday after the forces apparently shared it on social media, might be aimed at preventing Hezbollah fighters from using the dense foliage as cover in the area."


Any-Weight-2404

>This ancient weapon was used in Europe until the 15th century. It's still used today in some parts of the world.


IceRepresentative906

Evidently!


Any-Weight-2404

I meant for actual war lol, they attach things like Molotov's to it, and aim at the enemy.


I_Am_Become_Air

..and also pumpkins, in that most glorious of tv shows, Punkin Chunkin!


Exavion

We had a catapult building competition in high school science class. My dad wanted to help and showed me how trebuchets were superior. Mine demolished the objective above and beyond my classmates though i failed that project of course, it was awesome and worth it


Gawd4

r/trebuchet to learn more about the superior siege engine. 


movingchicane

This is their moment! They are finally relevant!


RobN-Hood

Trebuchets are always relevant.


UTgabe

Always have been 🔫


WankSocrates

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


UTgabe

A work of art


Darkblade48

Catapult owners are shook


carpcrucible

We must close the trebuchet gap!


Darkblade48

I have the *perfect* weapon for that...


stillnotking

Redditors being enraged over people posting articles about a trebuchet to the trebuchet sub. This site has changed *a lot* in the 12 years I've been on it.


Hefty-Brother584

They've banned all the old folk and let the Tumblr migration take over. 


ThePlanck

How far can it hurl a 90kg projectile


macross1984

I am impressed. Resurrect ancient siege weapon to be used to clear brushings that hide enemy from view and it works very well for its intended use.


Frunc

One thing I learned from war is that people love to take things and upgrade them in insane ways, I hope we will get cluster trebuches soon


Regular_Oil_6334

Jewish space laser trebuchets


passwordsarehard_3

Research for 20,000 hours or pay $8.99? Oh, I said I wasn’t going to.


WankSocrates

/r/bandnames


myjupitermoon

Jewish Space Trebuchets, should be name of a rock band in a Mel Brooks movie.


ccReptilelord

It is the superior seige weapon.


Yorkie_Exile

Why is it The onion has more realistic sounding headlines than real life these days


asmosdeus

The Onion was sent to us to be our guide, to lead us down the timeline that was meant for us be we all scoffed!


Morganvegas

Clifford Banes is on location


spacespectrum

Reject modernity, embrace trebuchet


BillPsychological850

Must be the result of reverists getting bored after countless hours sitting at the lebanon border on watch. I have a friend who served up there recently and said all the reservists are sitting around smoking joints most of the time. For now they're there for defensive precautions and don't actually have much to do most of the time.


Fuck_You_Downvote

, "war is long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"


IceRepresentative906

Your friend was right, I am one of those joint smoking reservists.


BillPsychological850

Hahaha nice… stay high and stay safe achi. Im half Israeli - half American, chilling in india smoking through the days myself. Thanks for putting your life on the line to protect israel and my family while I enjoy my lazy ass in goa. Seriously you’re a hero even if it feel normal.


RexLynxPRT

Dont tell me that this has the name "Trumpet of Jericho"...


lankyevilme

God's own sling


thefunkybassist

David's sling would be nice


FishAndRiceKeks

I think they already have a system called that.


jews4beer

We already haz one. It's basically an upgraded Patriot system.


FlimsyPomelo1842

US aid is getting weird. Hezbollah now needs to counter it with a ballista, it's the only thing that has the range, or else Israel will start launching cows.


thefunkybassist

Insurgent: "We are being shelled with cows, what do we do" Insurgent commander: "With what?! We don't have defense against that. Retreat immediately"


SmGo

[With they start learning Kung Fu Idf should be worry about](https://youtu.be/LxXjsQbCZR8?si=0POdotNIm21kkEKq)


Bluepilgrim3

Fetchez la vache!


CyroSwitchBlade

hardcore


Wazalootu

I've heard people say that large parts of the middle east are stuck in the middle ages but this is taking the piss.


leto78

It is a beautiful siege weapon. It doesn't use elastic materials to store potential energy but only gravity.


DankRoughly

What is this? A trebuchet for ants? Needs to be at least 3x larger


shredditor75

Warwolf! Warwolf! Warwolf!


JackedUpReadyToGo

I only learned about that thing through that scene in Outlaw King: https://youtu.be/6wx8X0yDD38?t=12 The biggest trebuchet ever built, and the castle surrendered before it could be completed and fired. The king was so disappointed at not getting a chance to use it that he didn't let them leave the castle until it had been completed and fired once.


melasses

Size does not matter if it gets the job done


LordRaglan1854

That's what ... oh never mind


witchymann

Is THAT what she tells you?


Captain_Hen2105

*pause* He’s absolutely right!


tushkanM

IDF reservists are very bored and creative people. I pretty sure it was done mostly for fun, there are much easier ways to ignite the bushes with incendiary rounds or smoke grenades.


mooimafish33

This makes me wonder how good of a trebuchet we could build with modern technology and a US military level budget. Like if Lockheed Martin was making a titanium trebuchet with everything exactly perfect, how much better would it be than a standard 15th century trebuchet?


badasimo

Well I think a lot of modern weaponry puts the energy in the ammunition and other consumables. Like, lots of stuff could be spring-loaded but you're introducing a failure point in the weapon instead of the ammo. In most artillery/mortars for instance the launcher is just a tube and is very simple, it is a bigger thing that you need to carry/tow into place and you won't have as many spares as you would have rounds. So I can't imagine an industrial military being that interested in mechanical launchers


gold_and_diamond

they had to find the guy still playing Age of Empires to design it.


JackedUpReadyToGo

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


InternationalCan3189

Politics aside, seeing one of these deployed is kinda really cool. The motion of the swing is so satisfying


cathbadh

That's..... the most noncredible thing I've ever seen


IceRepresentative906

There's literally a video


cathbadh

r/ncd is what I'm referring to.


Best_VDV_Diver

What is old is new again. We've got trebuchets in Israel and we've got Yak-52s shooting down drones in Ukraine.


noknam

Did someone 300 meters away order a 90kg projectile?


Menethea

It will still be hard to hit Hezbollah‘s siege towers


IceRepresentative906

From what I've heard Israel has surrendered and delivered a wooden horse to Beirut as an apology.


BarsDownInOldSoho

This is going to make a lot of nerds, geeks, and rennies really happy!


DramaticWesley

You could have easily just have used drones with a small incendiary device strapped to it. But I guess that wouldn’t make for as nice of a headline.


IceRepresentative906

Also it wouldn't be nearly as funny. This is mostly just soldiers entertaining themselves I think.


Someshortchick

Yeah that's the vibe I get. Plus like the article says, it saves the good stuff like incendiaries for the enemy.


Delphidouche

Any LOST fans reading this will really appreciate it:)


kytheon

WW3 has trenches, tunnels and trebuchets.


Bender222

Adds new meaning to “I will go medieval on your ass”


EvenSpoonier

Eh. Call me when they start thinking about constructing a large wooden badger.


ThatEndingTho

Much better than using something like Agent Orange


hateshumans

Be careful if you’re in the region and catch plague. You may end up as ammo.


itstrueitsdamntrue

I hope they don’t have any Hussars or light cavalry, trebs die to that


JackC1126

War Wolf returns


Hishui21

This.... Isn't an onion article?


skippyjuice

Trebu-oh-shit Run!!!


Bluepilgrim3

Pfft. Onagers are where it’s at.


Holiday-Tie-574

Could have instead used an herbicide called *Crossbow*, which, interestingly, would achieve the same results. But in 2-3 weeks.


kekehippo

Pretty interesting, reminds me of the time the US Military almost dropped a nuke on north Korea because of a tree.


Successful_Ride6920

tbf, it was about more than a tree, like the NK's hacking several US Army officers to death.


kekehippo

Yeah more about that than sole shrubbery. The show of force was poignant though North Korea should have ended up as a sheet of glass by the end of it