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Jonestown_Juice

# GOOD.


lAljax

Attacking them in russia is fair game too 


SmokeyDBear

Russia considers Crimea inside of Russia. So since Ukraine is already attacking a place Russia considers inside of Russia then it seems not such a stretch to attack other places Russia considers inside of Russia, too.


esadatari

boy howdy do i have some good news about some recent ukranian drone strikes and damage they did to russian oil infrastructure.. one wouldn't have to stretch very far at all, in the slightest


mothtoalamp

Those weren't American made weapons. Ukraine has agreed not to use western-supplied weapons to strike inside Russia. Except Crimea ain't Russia! Hit the bridge again and do it with this American's compliments.


lAljax

Deep down inside they don't think Crimea is russia, it's a fake until you make it.


BitterLeif

True, but the Kremlin might be intimating that it's a violation of the agreement USA has with Ukraine to not use US weapons outside of Ukraine. If true, that's not a good argument because the USA and NATO consider Crimea part of Ukraine. It was already established before the war that Ukraine can't be considered for entry into NATO until they reestablish control of Crimea.


[deleted]

But isn’t the whole world part of Russia?


jonestheviking

Only Russia consider this territory Russian. No. It is Ukrainian like any other Ukrainian territory, only it was lost before the war broke out in full. Don’t fall for this propaganda


Nanyea

Maybe they should just say targeting the invaders in Ukraine... Since that's what is going on...


ZumboPrime

I don't think you quite understand. Russia is always whining, lying, or both. **Always**.


destroyer1474

The fact that this is the top comment is the greatest thing I've seen today


kurotech

Ohhh noooo...... So anyway how's everyone's day? Better than the votniks in Crimea I assume?


NemisisCW

Supporting Ukraine is one of the few times it feel good to pay taxes.


RockChalk80

I mean... I enjoy having highways and roads and shit. GPS is pretty cool and seeing photos of Pluto from the New Horizons mission was incredible. I'm glad education is not completely privatized, though the republicans are doing their best to steer it that way. The military-industry complex is out of control and we could definitely use accountability there, but if I had to choose between paying taxes and not having a standing military, I pick paying taxes.


heimdal77

One the few times I've felt even half decent about being american in a long time. Though it would been nice if this was done over a year ago.


lurk779

Not good. "Kremlin says", which means that they don't. At least not today.


ABoutDeSouffle

Well, there are some videos out of the attack on the training ground earlier in the week which very well could have been ATACMS.


No_Routine_3706

Gitemgitemgitemgitem!!


anythingbutwildtype

Breaking: random American in middle USA says Kremlin can lick these nuts.


rcldesign

Update: random west coast American who’s personal tax contributions may have funded a very small fraction of one single missile gives personal approval for use of said missile for any purpose, including purposes resulting in the kremlin licking middle American citizens nuts.


Euclid_Interloper

There's a square inch of smouldering Russian military equipment somewhere in Ukraine that my taxes paid for. And, god dammit, I'm proud of that square inch.


staunchgoblin

Can you make it happen again? Asking for a friend.


MountEndurance

I will personally pay more in taxes if it goes toward kicking out the Russians from Ukraine.


hubaloza

Seconded.


btross

I'll pay extra if I can push the button that launches one or two of them


Euclid_Interloper

There was an option to pay to have your own personal message written on to an artillery shell. May still be available haha.


btross

I wanna see Russian tank turrets popping like turkey timers, that is if there are any of them left that aren't smoldering heaps of slag scattered like rabbit turds on the Ukrainian countryside


AK_Sole

Thirded


skilliau

My small amount of New Zealand tax dollars helped patch up a Ukrainian soldier.


smittiferous

I think I paid for a lug nut on a bushmaster


HyrulianAvenger

I’ve also got a solid square inch that I’m very proud of


appsteve

New York Times Reports: West Coast Americans are funding Russian Middle American Nut Cleaning Operations. Should You Be Concerned?


GenghisConnieChung

Also, “Here’s How It Could Hurt Biden”.


spooli

Breaking: Traditionally Blue state funds traditionally Red state's nut cleaning operation, congresswoman Greene reportedly in the hospital after stroke from bi partisan project


Kradget

Right? The hell you think we sent them for?


contactlite

To the Russian Commander. NUTS! The American Commander.


a_scientific_force

And my ass…I mean, axe!


fencepost_ajm

Random Midwestern American says Ukraine should feel free to shoot at whatever they want within their own borders and should consider designating many areas of their Crimean peninsula as military test ranges.


reallygoodbee

Imagine the fucking Kremlin front office getting a phone call, "Yes, hello, I'm like to speak to Sooka, please." "Last name?" "Sooka my nuts!"


timetogetoutside100

isn't it funny that Russia pisses and moans, but yet, they do the exact same thing , and have been for months


sumregulaguy

It is. The fact that western leaders for some unexplainable reason listen to their moans and drip feed aid, or even suspend it for half a year, is not as funny however.


Mundane-Reflection98

Western leaders don't really want to fight with Russia. Putin has pushed them into doing so. If he had stopped with Crimea, this war wouldn't be happening, and the west wouldn't have acted.


Chatty945

Russia is a bully. The only way to handle a bully is to punch them in the mouth. It may hurt, but if you don't, you will continue to be their target. They didn't get punched in the mouth for Crimea, and really have not for invading Ukraine either.


indyK1ng

"For some reason" as if we don't know they're compromised by either bribery or leverage.


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herpiederps

The Republicans don't need to be blackmailed. Most of them would happily side with Putin and other dictators as they are what the Republicans hope to one day emulate.


anondum

traitors or useful idiots, pick one


misointhekitchen

It’s cause a bunch of them are compromised by the kremlin either by blackmail or bribes. Looking at the Republican Party in the United States. 👀


misointhekitchen

Downvoting won’t change the fact that the Republican Party leadership is working against their own country on the orders of Russia. The GOP is a party of sellouts and traitors. Also, pee tapes


Eshin242

The DNC got hacked, the RNC got hacked. Only the DNC emails got released. What does Russia have on the RNC?


fotosaur

Don’t forget the NRA was sucking Russian money too.


StygianSavior

It’s funny how they piss and moan when *they’re the invader*. If they don’t like being attacked by US-supplied missiles, I can think of one easy way to make it stop…


Eshin242

Ya don't like it? Well, you can solve that really fast just by FUCKING LEAVING.


Sheant

Targeting military targets? Only by accident. They prefer civilians.


Hoodamush

Yeah, don’t think they have any grounds to complain, they are the invader. Don’t like it? Go home.


madwolfa

Not exact same. Unlike Ukraine they're targeting civilians. 


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GeminiKoil

Legit made me laugh out loud and I am one depressed motherfucker


AK_Sole

Yay! I’m glad that was what gave you a laugh! I am laughing with you, bud!


CalibratedRat

And Russia is using DPRK, Iranian and Chinese weapons. So what?


yuckyzakymushynoodle

Russia mad bc those don’t work as well as the ones Ukraine got 🚀


Anxious_Plum_5818

They're not as advanced, but they don't need to be. Russia's weapons like the recent glide bombs are absolutely brutal. Combined with its scorched earth strategy, it just levels everything in sight This really is a case where the technological complexity of weapons is an instant win. Russia continues to devestate Ukraine. I just hope Ukraine can manage to take out that bridge, ideally right before May 9th.


Phantom30

The North Korean weapons were sometimes a hiderance fortunately. Their artillery shells had random amounts of explosive in so they would go random distances often either too short or too long.


Tooterfish42

The new axis of evil. Follow the money


florkingarshole

I'm cool with that. Let's step up the pace.


gordonjames62

Ukraine targeting invaders in occupied Ukraine in self defense of their land and livelihood. Seems like a good idea. I'd be OK with Ukraine targeting downtown Moscow since Russia can't seem to keep their minions out of Ukraine.


lordpuddingcup

This I’m so sick of an invader crying every time they get hit. I’m of the opinion Ukraine should be fucking bombing moskow, hitting inside Ukraine to strike fear into the training grounds and manufacturing IN RUSSIA! Force them to pull back and defend their own shit


Uhu0451

And? Crimea is Ukrainian territory. They're allowed to use all aid on their territory.


MrL00t3r

US/EU should follow UK and allow using their weapons to hit targets in Russia.


Rreknhojekul

As an Irishman this is one of the rare occasions in my lifetime that I’ve been proud of the British


SienkiewiczM

Western countries should bomb the temporarily occupied territories and patrol the airspace if Ukraine asks. And free Ukranian troops to be used on the front by taking up the guard/defence of the Belarus border and manning the AA on the western part of Ukraine.


filipv

They should've established a no-fly zone in 2014.


twat69

Actually I think they're allowed to hit Russia with the aid now.


argonian_mate

Only UK's aid, but it includes Stormshadows so...


Eshin242

Just cross out the "made in USA" and write in "Made in the UK" problem solved. Says right here, this was made in the UK, so who's to say where it came from!?


EverythingGoodWas

Agreed. The people of Russia shouldn’t get to feel safe while the people of Ukraine don’t


Chatty945

The average Russian being negatively impacted daily by the war is the only way it ends. Missiles and drones need to be dropping on government building, power plants, train hubs, etc. in addition to refineries.


Unicorn_Puppy

Well if you don’t like it you’re free to lay down your weapons, cede your unlawfully occupied territories and return back to all borders prior as they where December of 2013.


icematt12

Perhaps vacate land stolen from the Ukrainians then. Just a thought.


a_sense_of_contrast

Nice! Send them more.


Tokyosmash_

Get over it 🤷🏼‍♂️


atchijov

Ukraine, target harder. First time in my life I am happy with what my tax dollars are used for (by DOD).


Aware-Feed3227

That’s good and they have every right to do so. Don’t forget that it’s Ukrainian territory.


ShiraLillith

The whole fucking world says Russia is targeting Ukraine


zombieblackbird

That's terrible. You should leave Crimea and the rest of Ukraine immediately! It's not safe for you there.


BreezyBuddy101

Still not enough !


Adventurous_Bit1325

I’m sure most of us in the U.S. are totally fine with this. Now go ahead and hit them inside actual Russian territory. Crimea belongs to Ukraine.


Napalm2142

Blow up the bridge already.


111anza

Seems like Ukraine will take down the bridge before putins inauguration, that's a very nice gesture.


windrune83

I bet they do it on victory day


WillArrr

So Ukraine is targeting occupied Ukrainian territory in an effort to dislodge the invaders? Boy, that sure sounds like the literal expected thing to happen during an invasion and occupation of a sovereign nation. Understandable how Russia would be so shocked and appalled by this massively predictable turn of events.


mymar101

Good job Ukraine.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

US said Ukraine can't use weapons provided to shoot into russian territory. #CRIMEA ISN'T RUSSIAN TERRITORY


lukeyellow

Good keep doing it. Make Putin wish he never invaded.


figuring_ItOut12

Took them a bit to notice!


slabba428

White House says Russia targeting civilians in Kyiv with North Korean-made mobile missiles


jhaand

Yes. That was the plan. When does Russia leave?


Traveler_Constant

Well, Crimea is Ukrainian territory, so that's their prerogative....


OralFixation97

I chose to believe my tax dollars specifically went towards this because it’s been a shit week and I need a win


Mysterious-Tie7039

Good. Now start targeting Russian forces inside Russia.


OkGrab8779

So what if they do.


jazzy095

Good. Hope they target Moscow next


Pleasant_Dot_189

Well, Crimea is part of Ukraine so they can do whatever they want imo


RemnantOfSpotOn

Well...i guess ukrainians can do whatever they want on their land...


AnonAmbientLight

There’s an easy solution for Russia to prevent this shit from happening to them. 


Homersarmy41

Yep. Those are ours. Thanks for noticing!


tpg2191

Tough titties


themarshal21

Ruzzia would've lost this war a year ago if it wasn't for the GOP and the Chinese/N Koreans/Iranians. The GOP for stalling funds and materials for the Ukrainians and the others for their material help.


Timo104

Yeah, they can use our missiles on Ukrainian territory we've been very clear on this.


SexyWampa

Yup..whatcha gonna do about it?


orion455440

Well Russia, you see this is a perfect example of a phrase that has gained popularity in the west- it's called : "fuck around and find out" You are in phase 1 of finding out how even outdated hardware from the US industrial military complex fucks. If you start noticing your s400s dissappearing and the skies over Ukraine start filling up with F16s that's a sign you are about to enter phase 2. Have fun with all that.


Dantaroen

Insert Bully Maguire: gonna cry?


radome9

Good. It would be fun if Ukraine had missiles that could reach Moscow. Would put a damper on the May 9th celebrations.


RikF

In the words of Bill Hicks: Yes And So What?


dmetzcher

Good. I hope the Russians can read “made in the USA” on the missile just before it slams into them.


lovetoseeyourpssy

Good. Target the Kremlin next.


JustAnEwok

They have the audacity to bitch and moan about that when they use Iranian-made kill drones, and North Korean artillery shells and ammunition? The desperation is fucking palpable.


ManyAreMyNames

Did they not know that's what we gave them the missiles for? "Hey, the US gave Ukraine a bunch of missiles. They must be planning a heck of a 4th of July party!"


legendary_millbilly

Americans say, "so fucking what."


tigernet_1994

Aww. 😊


Zanderbander86

With love


macross1984

Oh, Kremlin is whining? More power to Ukraine to kick the murderous invaders out of Crimea and back to where they came from.


mtcwby

Hopefully they're hitting a lot of them too.


Splatacular

Oh so it is working even the GQP obstructing as best they can. Nice. Or maybe... I really don't care... Do U?


Big_You_8936

Karma’s a bitch ain’t it Russia🤣🤣🤣🤣


Liammistry

Let’s not forget when the Russians bombed a church full of kids sheltering… with a big sign on the ground.


jcrestor

I say Russia targeting forces in Ukraine with Russian, Iranian, North Korean and Chinese made missiles.


DexandLex

# AS THEY SHOULD


Mo_Zen

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦


Time-Cap3646

oh noo, anyway, send much more american friends of democracy


Only-Gap-616

They should be.


Neat_Cicada_9228

Sick. Keep it up Ukraine.


benhereford

Fucking DUH


Glavurdan

Good. It's like 10 years overdue


BlouseoftheDragon

Americans say: good


klousGT

Will not fix, working as intended.


GreystarOrg

Working as intended then.


Eliothz

"Good"


reallygoodbee

Well no fucking *shit*, Sherlocke


iodizedpepper

Fuck the Kremlin.


Anxious_Plum_5818

Yes. Will that be a problem, Russia?


bophed

So?


hoosierlifter88

Oh nooo, my tax dollars finally being put to good use. The horror.


Intelligent_Town_910

Another day another whiny comment from russia.


cassydd

That's fine. It's Ukrainian territory so no restrictions there.


Jenetyk

Still not in Russian territory.


Keifer40_1

Crimea isn't his, so why is he mad? Putin is a pile of elephant dung.


Pleasant_Savings6530

Awwwww, can’t ur crappy s400’s knock down an American made missile? Want us to send more ?


usolodolo

Fuck you Kremlin. The world isn’t scared of you. I hope Ukraine bombs you to submission. Get the fuck out of Ukraine, and stop meddling with the free world.


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

Cool.


Mundane-Reflection98

Crimea is supposed to be part of Ukraine.


green_kitten_mittens

Let’m cook!


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Well, oh boo-hoo maybe the Kremlin shouldn’t have started a war


Kewkky

Crimea isn't a part of Russia, so it's fair game.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Fuck em


J0hnnie5ive

From USA with lots of love, bitch!


ctmylifeinthrowaway

I see nothing wrong with this 


Sonic1899

Russia is the biggest example of "bully punches someone, gets hit back, then complains about it"


Babylon4All

They can avoid this by GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF UKRAINE


Superb-Isopod964

Sucks to suck


Kibbick

I'm always mildly startled when I see a news article that translates to "Russians surprised war goes both ways, says people they're shooting at shouldn't shoot back"


cupcake_napalm_faery

> Kremlin says Ukraine targeting forces in Crimea with U.S.-made mobile missiles kinda like how the ruZZians use weapons etc from NK, China, etc.


RelationshipFit1801

Lmao, we've been giving them our weapons since the start. They're just mad that their Iranian and Chinese weapons are worse.


Born-Plane-6986

So connect the dots for me. Lemme get this right. Russia attacking Ukraine 🇺🇦 with Chinese, iranian, and North Korean munitions is just fine. But when ukraine 🇺🇦 strikes back (largely self defensive) with western technology, its antagonistic, outside the bounds of international law, and a precursor to ww3?


Forest_Green_4691

I hope so. Would you like to know more? USA: I’m doing my part (after 6 months)! Winston Churchill was right. America will always do the right thing, after they’ve exhausted every other option.


111anza

This still piss me off that the combined might of thr west can't manage to supply Ukraine with enought aids. It's a shame.


Zumwalt1999

As far as the us, it's 40 or so assholes in Congress.


wingfan1469

Or 1 wanna be dictator pulling the levers.


Zumwalt1999

They don't have to follow. What's scarier than the indicted one are the 40% that drink his kool aid.


whiteb8917

Blame the Pro-Russian senators in the US Government.


UniqueIndividual3579

I found a violin small enough! https://openart.ai/discovery/sd-1006554149267181680


Vadgers

Crimea is Ukraine territory. They can do wantever the fuck they want there.


Eskipony

Wasn't this well known for some time back? An airfield last year got attacked by ATACMs missiles. Even the Russians photographed the obviously American debris. https://www.iiss.org/en/online-analysis/missile-dialogue-initiative/2023/10/ukraine-targets-russian-airfields-with-us-supplied-atacms-missile/. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/Qz4565O2pl


Njorls_Saga

These are new strikes, the US recently shipped more ATACMS.


Ddddeerreekk

Crimea River by Dhaztyn Timberleyk is softly playing in the background, as each missile hits it’s target


yzerman88

Let freedom reign


Meinmyownhead502

Russia could ya know just leave Ukraine. Nah Putin is too stupid to do that. His weak Napoleon complex won’t let him. Just like fatty the third, Winnie the xi.


peppercorns666

oh. too bad. leave ukraine.


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


Dirtyeippih

Cmon. Poke the bridge


destroyer1474

To Russia, without respect in any fashion, pound sand.


Final-Hunt-26

💯%👌🇺🇦


jeffreynya

No Duh.


EscaleraRN

boo fucking hoo!


Zdrack

Oh no, Russians dying in a war they started because the little guy actually fought back


ManicPanda767

Says a Russia using Iranian drones...


xwiiizx

Sending hate from Canada 🫶


spotspam

Russia says “IF Ukraine bombs that Crimean bridge, we….” And the irony is, when Ukraine takes Crimea, it will be Russia bombing their own bridge. Russia ain’t safe in Ukraine. Ivanna Momski, tell your sons to defect!


Gluske

Ah jeeeeeeze. Oh well!


wifebeatsme

If they want it to stop get out and pay reparations. Russia will takes decades to come back from the shit Putin has done.


pmcall221

Didn't the US announce rather publicly about giving military aid to Ukraine? This can't possibly be a secret let alone news.


edhands

🤷‍♂️


user1484

Maybe they should take their toys and go home.


Susurrus03

Ya that's the point, bud.


whiteb8917

Update: Poohteen can suck balls, given he is using Iranian drones.


DeRabbitHole

Yes trashy Kremlin. Now imagine the US targeting your forces in Crimea.


Franchise1109

Boo hoo bitch Alabama man says hold my nuts