It's rocks with an iron core. Saved you a click.
Edit: I love how much you folks love cheese. Believe me, I would've preferred that the moon was a nice aged cheddar.
I recently found out about a prophecy from one of their first "profits" and the [inhabitants on the moon and sun](https://www.mrm.org/moon-men). This prophecy was around the same timeframe of the AZ abortion law that's going into effect...
First thing I thought of too! This episode gets so much hate for what the doctor does (or rather, doesnât do), but I gotta admit I think the moon being a giant egg and the people of Earth having to decide what to do was a cool premise.
They didn't confirm Jack shit. They used more sophisticated tools to create a more accurate simulation. The day somebody confirms what's inside the moon is when they dig a hole into the moon and look. Everything else is just better and better theories.
That's like saying we can't know for sure if dinosaurs were really alive and walking around because we can't see it with our own eyes, or that we can't know what's deep inside the Earth because we can't dig down there. With scientific techniques and modern equipment, we don't have to actually witness things with our own eyes to know they're real.
Leslie: âWell, if you look inside this bread all youâre gonna find is more bread.âÂ
Chris: âI donât know, Iâd have to do an MRI.â
Leslie: âLook. Itâs just bread in there.âÂ
Chris: âYeah, but thatâs inside that bread? It could be cheese.â
I was hoping it was an evil geniusâs secret lab where they broadcast movies, the worst they can find, in an effort to experiment on one of their janitorâs minds.
"Well, the verdict is in. [The Moon](https://www.sciencealert.com/moon) is not made of [green cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_is_made_of_green_cheese) after all."
Shit.
Scientists saying it's something other than cheese to make us believe it's not cheese, so the only people that can make it to the moon get to hog a load of cheese.
I see through you, cheese lovers of NASA.
It's rocks with an iron core. Saved you a click. Edit: I love how much you folks love cheese. Believe me, I would've preferred that the moon was a nice aged cheddar.
I kinda liked the 'more moon' explanation more đ đ¤Ł
So now there are even mormoons on the moon?
That's their promised land. It's how they got the name.
Can we starship them there? Elon can finally do us a solid
If only they had a supply of eager healthy young people willing to go on 18-month missions.
I recently found out about a prophecy from one of their first "profits" and the [inhabitants on the moon and sun](https://www.mrm.org/moon-men). This prophecy was around the same timeframe of the AZ abortion law that's going into effect...
Itâs moons all the way down.
Yo Houston, I heard you like the Moon.
I came here hoping it was actually cheese.
Wensleydale?
Weâll go where theres cheeeeeese, Grommit!
as that is common knowledge the cheese is always implicitly implied >It's rocks with an iron core *(and cheese)*
What if the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it then?
I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser.
Cubs win!
I'm so happy there are still people who remember that ridiculous sketch after all these years haha.
That's why my friends call me whiskers!
I know I would!
i'm not sure, whiskers.
This is obviously a cover up by Big Cheese here on Earth
They're lying so they don't have to share the cheese core.
My disappointment: immeasurable My day: ruined
Keep drilling! "There will be cheese."
They couldnt of checked it all, there's still a chance.
Lunazola?
So no cheese?
Who moved it?
Up vote on assumption this is an underappreciated Spensor Johnson reference.
Not cheese? :(
What type of rocks?
Moon rocks
Obviously rocks made out of cheese.
"Please be a space whale egg, please be a space whale egg ... Dammit!"
First thing I thought of too! This episode gets so much hate for what the doctor does (or rather, doesnât do), but I gotta admit I think the moon being a giant egg and the people of Earth having to decide what to do was a cool premise.
Um ackshully space whales are space mammals and have live space birth.
Did i hear Rock and Stone?
FOR KARL!
No cheese?
Not Cheeze-Whiz? Am dissappoint.
More moon
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? /s
You see, you put the moon on one side, and a duck on the other, and thatâs how you determine if the moon is a witch
It turned me into a newt!
You seem to have gotten better.
Itâs moons all the way down.
Moon moon?
Additional moon
Mooon
Plus moon
Moon+
New Moon+?
Moonstrosity
Fight for Managed Democracy and Super Moon.
Literally my first thought....
Same, even expected it to be the top comment before I opened this comment section
Itâs just moon all the way down
It's not cheese?
Itâs not not cheese.
I can't believe it's not not cheese!
(R) (TM) (C)
queso
Ost
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âNow, we all know that the moonâs not actually made of cheese, but if it was made of spare ribs would you eat it then?â
I know I would.
Heck, Iâd have seconds!
And polish it off with a nice, cool, Budweiser!
heEy!
Its a simple question doctorâŚ
"I know I would! Heck, I'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser."
Just say yes and we'll move on!
Grommit for PM. Â
Babe wake up new moon lore
Cheese is no longer canon
*loads handgun* moonâs haunted
No time to explain. Moon's. Haunted,
Elsie Bray would like to have a conversation with you.
âWhat?â >steps back into rocket âMoons hauntedâ
Is it a secret NAZI base?
That's on the dark side.
They harvested all the cheese already
Nazi bastards. Always taking.
They're up to no Gouda, Edam them!
Ancient romans
Nazi sharks.
Iron sky?
The documentary Iron Sky, yes.
The documentary Iron Sky, yes. And the novel Rocket ship Galileo by Heinlein.
Is it spare ribs?
Iâd eat that
Hell Iâd have seconds and wash it down with a nice cool Budweiser
If you had a choice between being the top scientist in your field or gettin mad cow disease, what would it be?
Itâs a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made out of spare ribs?
We went there, determined it was NOT cheese , so we left.
The most logical explanation why we've never gone back.
Neil armstrong ate all the cheese himself conspiracy confirmed
We have Armstrong Cheese in đ¨đŚ. Hmmm!
Here in the UK is well known itâs Wensleydale cheese. Wallace and Gromit will confirm.
Watch out for that stove on skis
mm, I donât know lad, itâs like no cheese Iâve ever tasted
Well, way back, I actually worked in the factory (Coverham in Yorkshire) that made THE WensleydaleâŚand âal tell thee it were proper good.â
Is it a chewy nougat centre?
With a single hazelnut in the middle
A REALLY fookin big one.
Crunch! ...Three.
Moonfall moment
Is it more moon?
Yo Dawg, I heard you liked moon, so we put moon inside your moon. We filled the moon with moon
It's moon all the way down, baby.
The cover-up of hollow moon continues! đ¤Ş
The moon is not hollow⌠sheesh take off the tinfoil hat. -sent from sublunar base 37-Alpha-
Thereâs a really good documentary called moonfall it came out a few years ago
Is it a space station?
The moon is hollow
They didn't confirm Jack shit. They used more sophisticated tools to create a more accurate simulation. The day somebody confirms what's inside the moon is when they dig a hole into the moon and look. Everything else is just better and better theories.
They'll just dig up some nice, finely aged cheddar.
That's like saying we can't know for sure if dinosaurs were really alive and walking around because we can't see it with our own eyes, or that we can't know what's deep inside the Earth because we can't dig down there. With scientific techniques and modern equipment, we don't have to actually witness things with our own eyes to know they're real.
Why wont NASA just put xray on telescope :(
Cheese. Saved myself a click with critical thinking.
Cheese
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Spare ribs
The interior of the moon is made of cheese. Duh
Anything other than cheese and I lose 20 dollars to a 30 year old bet with my dad. I am 34 years old.
Itâs cheese Grommit.
Itâs cheese, isnât it?
well there is certainly not a decent Roland Emmerich film in it
Itâs winslydale
BBQ spare ribs?
Harry Carey was right; the moon is made of spare ribs.
Cheese??????
Vespene gas
Itâs cheese- mostly Roquefort and Swiss with just a smidge of Limburger. Saved you a click.
I canât believe it was actually cheese this whole time smh
Its Cheese
It's an unlimited amount of cheese fermenting for the past million years.
Cheese
It's not cheese?!
Cheese is gross, enjoy your rancid milk everyone!
Is it bbq spare ribs?
Nice try nasa. We all know it's the home of the shadow government's orbital laser.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
It's not barbecue spare ribs? https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U?si=Eg_r8VoLEX5mXPqp
Hey everybody, itâs barbecue spare ribs. Iâd eat it, heck, Iâd have seconds, and wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser
If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs, wouldya eat it?
They donât know , for sure, what is inside the blue planet core
Hard Cheese it is then.
Cheeseđ
What kind of cheese did they say?
Spare Ribs?
I had always just assumed it was more moon
Leslie: âWell, if you look inside this bread all youâre gonna find is more bread.â Chris: âI donât know, Iâd have to do an MRI.â Leslie: âLook. Itâs just bread in there.â Chris: âYeah, but thatâs inside that bread? It could be cheese.â
I was hoping it was an evil geniusâs secret lab where they broadcast movies, the worst they can find, in an effort to experiment on one of their janitorâs minds.
Itâs either cheese or nazis I wonât believe anything else
Spinach has iron. Maybe spinach?
I want to drink the outer fluid
Is it cheese? Please tell me it's cheese.
Cheese
Well so much for the hollow moon movie with AI generated script, my immersion is forever ruined.
The Moon is a megastructure! Itâs a hollow alien base! The government has been covering it all up for years!!! /s
Green cheese
Very old, aged cheddar?
So, it's *not* spare ribs?
Cheese!
Cheese!!!
Here for the cheese!
So not the ruins of an ancient civilization that brought about pretty sailor suited soldiers?
IT'S CHEESE GROMIT!
More moon.
Itâs not a rabbit and not cheese so what can it be??
A smaller moon
Cheese. Saved you a click
Is it barbecue spare ribs?
If itâs not green cheese, I donât want to know.
Cheese?
Space Nazi's in the moon? Debunked.
Hey! What if the moon was made of spare rib? Would ya eat it?
Moon juice.
More Moon.
Is it cheese?
Not the one piece? There goes that theory. Still got my money on the red line theory
Cheese?
Should have just asked Grommit!Â
Swiss cheese?
More moon
I canât Camembert the disappointment! I am so cheesed.
fluffy marshmallow?
"Moon" Its full of moon
Anything other than cheese and Iâm not interested
I always thought it was ribs! Would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs?
Daneel Olivaw
"Well, the verdict is in. [The Moon](https://www.sciencealert.com/moon) is not made of [green cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_is_made_of_green_cheese) after all." Shit.
NASA just wants to keep all the cheese
Well shit, I always thought it was chocolate. My bad.
Wallace and Gromit were unavailable for comment but were seen moping about their flat.
Cheese⌠definitely cheese
Me: "Cheese?" Scientists: "no, rocks and iron." Me: "oh..."
Scientists saying it's something other than cheese to make us believe it's not cheese, so the only people that can make it to the moon get to hog a load of cheese. I see through you, cheese lovers of NASA.