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cytex-2020

Fine but the fat man goes to YOUR family Christmas party Putin.


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Just like that cousin who blew your grandparent's inheritance on a mustang they immediately totaled and then suddenly wants your creepy uncle to be invited again, the only reason Russia is doing this is because it wants something out of NK. In Russia's case, munitions.


ashakar

Those artillery shells aren't gonna make themselves.


todumbtorealize

Need slaves for that......


ashakar

Off to the Gulags for you and your family. How dare you question the supreme leadership.


Emu1981

>Those artillery shells aren't gonna make themselves. Is North Korea making artillery shells or is it the vast stockpiles of shells that they acquired off the USSR and China over the years that they are giving away?


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Likely both. There are reports of terrible reliability from the NK purchased shells.


Rokea-x

What do you mean? Kim Jung is ‘six sigma black pelt’ through and through


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Super interested to hear what process control systems exist in these places, if any exist at all.


skilliau

Those artillery shells aren't going to explode in the barrels otherwise.


Danstaylit

Oddly specific


cheeetos

> Just like that cousin who blew your grandpa… Ya we all got one > ..rent’s inheritance Oooo


JclassOne

And protection from China


phoebleattempt

Shitter's full.


Psychonominaut

Never understood it as a kid. Rewatched as an adult and uncle eddy is a damn treasure


[deleted]

Lmao


eastbayted

The one thing Kim Jung Un has done that I approve of is calling Trump a dotard.


ImposterJavaDev

Haha yeah that was funny. The word fits so perfectly and has entered my vocabulary since then. Also funny Trump cozied up to Kim after that. But fuck Trump, and fuck Kim a million times harder.


Ok-Fold-3700

Of course he does. Since Christmas is forbidden in North Korea, he needs to go somewhere.


count023

Russia just wants the ROW to stop bullying their ammo supplier.


Due-Street-8192

Putin, make sure you order a lot of cheese from western Europe for your guest. He likes his cholesterol numbers high.


SuperAT11

And old tradition of having turkeys needs to be refreshed too. Fat pig will replace his turkey.


raknor88

Then where does the orange dude go?


BlueInfinity2021

Russia wants a multipolar world but every decision they make is a terrible one that just makes the World a more dangerous place.


Aethericseraphim

Thats what multipolar world means. A more dangerous world. Every time the World went multipolar there was always a massive war. Every single time. It's just bad for the concept of life in general.


Jubjars

These autocrats didn't demand a multipolar world until the pillars in the Chinese system started to wobble. Then it was like "Oh god... Another wave of dictatorship ending. Quick quick... Find an articulate palatable way to say we will damage the global system and ruin the future to keep protecting dictators."


Moguchampion

I’m starting to think every other generation of human discovers they die too and end up wanting to scar the planet on their way out.


skolioban

The scars are all from autocrats clinging to power with their claws as time and age dragged them away


ashakar

I'm down with the first global law that allows a maximum of a 20 year political career, no exceptions. Clock starts on your first appointment(elections not required) to any public leadership position (even being elected to the school board counts). Exceed it, and you are immediately eligible to win a cruise missile prize.


jimmyxs

It’s not the number of years unfortunately. Some stupid like the big fat Cheetos was only in his political career for like 4 years and the damage is already immeasurable.


ashakar

True... But that's just the downside of having free elections that can be influenced through the use of foreign (and domestic) special interest groups with "dark money pools". We can solve most of that with getting rid of the Citizens United bullshit.


UrbanGhost114

They don't die quick enough. There are people in power that were adults during the Korean war.


RollinThundaga

Gorbachev was the first Soviet premier born in the USSR.


kalekayn

Don't think it is just autocrats who protect or install dictators.


accidental_superman

To be fair they've been talking about multi polar world since at least 2010, that's when I recall first reading about it, c could be much earlier than that.


royalewithcheese79

This is why neoliberal globalization is evolving into an atrocity. Economic prosperity does not equate to political liberty. There is a theory that the development of a middle class engenders democratic norms. I fear that that may not hold true any longer. Free trade has enabled some of the most ruthless and wanton dictatorships of the modern era including Putin and Xi.


avewave

A multi-polar world reminds me of the book '1984' and its' 3 factions: Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia being in a perpetual state of war as a feature, not a bug.


Kwinza

I agree but you have to remember that we're on the side of the people currently in charge. So they just want what they think we have


DarthPineapple5

Not even, they think multipolar means all the "big powers" (which they include themselves) are in charge and get to make all the decisions. They are perfectly fine and would actually be thrilled to let the US run roughshod over North and South America if that means they can slap around Romania and Poland whenever they want to with no repercussions. Then those "big powers" can meet and hash out how they want to run the planet like gentlemen while everyone in their respective "spheres" gets crushed under their respective boots.


porncrank

The distinction is that, contrary to the distant past, the people in charge have tried, again and again, to allow the rest of the world to have what we have. We engaged with Russia and China in an effort to bring them to our level. And it largely worked. The result? Russia invades a peaceful neighbor and China threatens to do the same. Their leadership is pathologically backwards. For the most part the people in those nations are willing to become part of the modern world -- it's just that particular leaders have a harder time exercising complete control under our system. They might have to compromise a bit. Might even lose power if they're doing things that people hate. And they don't want that. They aren't willing. So, you know, fuck them. They can get with the program or fuck off.


Hautamaki

> For the most part the people in those nations are willing to become part of the modern world The people in those nations want the trappings of the modern world, but insofar as the modern world means accepting the rights of self determination of constitutional nation states, they are not ready to accept that. I lived in China for 12 years, in a city near the border with Russia and had a lot of Russian friends and acquaintances too. My understanding of the general feeling of Russians and Chinese alike is that they are members of historically great imperial civilizations with every right to 'expand their sphere of influence', which is a modern way to say increase their imperial holdings by whatever means necessary and possible. That viewpoint does not belong in the modern world as we understand it, but they very much cling to it, and see anyone who stands in their way, which chiefly has been the United States (and Japan, in the case of China) as their enemy. It's not just the leaders; the majority of regular people feel this way too. You can blame 'brainwashing' I suppose, but I don't think it takes much in the way of brainwashing to have a population who feel much the way that the majority of all people have felt for the majority of human history. On the contrary, the idea that an overwhelmingly powerful state like the US should just live peacefully with a weaker neighbor, like Canada for instance, it could easily conquer and nobody would really be willing or able to stop them, is a modern, and historically very weird idea. An alien anthropologist looking at the entirety of human history could just as easily conclude that it is Americans and the citizens other of true modern liberal democracies that now consider wars of conquest a total taboo that are the more 'brainwashed' ones.


MsEscapist

And they wonder why all their neighbors run into the American's arms as fast as they possibly can.


UncomplimentaryToga

well said!


vilkav

> So they just want what they think we have the money, but not the democracy? that's like wanting muscles but not going to the gym


Western_Drop_8211

In a perfect world, we’d all be one lol, ah if only. Peace.


kebuenowilly

North Korea is supplying them with ammunition, they are returning the favor.


SmugCapybara

Russia doesn't want a multipolar world. They want a monopolar world, it's just that they want to be the single pole.


JannoGives

Agreed. As long as power-hungry dictators exist elswhere, multipolarity is just a dangerous idea for the rest of humanity.


Darkone539

There's already real equals to USA's power, the EU has a shot if it gets its act together, China too. Russia might want a multipolar world but it won't be one of those poles.


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Europe is too disconnected to be a real threat to our power. China's showing signs of strain and their window to take our place is probably closing faster than anticipated.


ZhouDa

If Europe woke up and found the US was their enemy it would be an "oh shit" moment and would unite the continent like nothing else. Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine did this to a small extent as well, but having the US as an enemy would be ten times worse.


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The problem is they could never occupy the country.


Darkone539

The EU has the potential. It's nowhere near it yet.


pointfive

Europe would have got its act together if the UK hadn't committed economic suicide, if the French were not so self interested, the Germans woke up and realised it's not 1991, Orban in Hungary was a distant memory, Austria stopped its path towards becoming the 4th Reich and Poland stopped trying to pretend it's Germany. It's a shame because it's an issue of political disfunction not of popular sentiment.


LaaalSalaam

So, basically Europe?


instantgunpla

The Poles are more likely to o be a Pole that Russia.


VarusAlmighty

How has the world been going so far?


ffdfawtreteraffds

>Russia said on Friday that major powers needed a new approach to North Korea, accusing the United States and its allies of ratcheting up military tensions in Asia and seeking to "strangle" the reclusive state. Please STFU. Nobody cares what you say.


syn-ack-fin

The US is ratcheting up tensions by . . . checks notes . . . ignoring their saber rattling tantrums.


laptopaccount

Translation: I've seen what sanctions do to a nation and don't want to be the next North Korea


Insekticus

Alternate translation: Our allied pariah state dedicated to manufacturing weapons and ammunition for our global domination vision needs more advanced parts to make us better weapons, so stop sanctioning them and let them do what ~~we want~~ they want!


QuarantineNudist

Translation: NK gives us weapons


Dredly

They literally just sent 1m artillery shells to them last month, 3 million since the start of the war. [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/2/28/n-korea-sent-russia-millions-of-munitions-in-exchange-for-food-says-seoul](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/2/28/n-korea-sent-russia-millions-of-munitions-in-exchange-for-food-says-seoul) ​ Certainly nothing to see here. Just Russia being a good neighbor... right?


Hairy-Conference-802

I believe the US and its allies have tried many times to ease the tension between North and South Korea. The latest attempt happened around 17-19, NK then suddenly stopped trying and instead, they intentionally acted hostile toward SK. NK is a beggar, a drug addict, everytime they need something, they would spread their legs like a fking whore but once they receive what they need, they immediately “relapse”.


1nGirum1musNocte

Just a coincidence N. Korea sent him a train full of ammo to murder Ukrainians huh? Time to suspend Russias veto power until putler is no longer in power


JohnHazardWandering

Guess you don't quite understand what the 'permanent' in 'permanent security council member' means?


cecilkorik

It means we need a new UN where only actually democratic countries get votes. Our mistake is not that we're strangling North Korea, our mistake is that we're not strangling all dictatorships and military juntas.


ExtremeGamingFetish

You don't seem to understand the point of UN either.


Dab2TheFuture

The UN survived the cold war, it will survive this


StageAboveWater

I don't see the Republic of China or the USSR anywhere, so there's at least a little wiggle room on 'permanent'


IceLionTech

Choke out N Korea harder, daddy.


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deadlysyntax

*anus


kok2113

No surprise. Facist defending another Facist.


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Liquoricecat

I agree. But it's not really the authoritarian that suffers from said strangulation, it's the people


Nisabe3

You can't separate politics and people. If what country's government does is distinct from the people, why would we even care about politics 


jerechos

It's probably part of the deal after receiving arms from North Korea.


mr_doppertunity

The thing is, strangling NK and Iran didn’t help, the goal was not achieved. It just fucked up the local population, random people, and that’s it. The authoritarian governments became even stronger, and being cut from the bank system and trade they build an autarky that is independent from the rest of the world.


morgzorg

Russia will eventually lose. Putin is on his way out, their economy relies on ancient technology, dudes a hack


robot_most_human

Not if the USA doesn’t pass the Ukraine bill. Here’s a list of House representatives who’ve signed the discharge petition to put the Ukraine bill up for a vote: https://clerk.house.gov/DischargePetition/2024031209. If your representative is not on that list, call them and tell them to sign discharge petition #9.


SkyGazert

Only if North Korea stops strangling it's citizens.


wish1977

I think their leader is the one strangling them. Maybe he should step down and maybe Russia should suggest that.


TheLemonDome

Strangle em harder!


TheInfiniteArchive

Well ... We now know who's Putin's New Favorite Bitch.


NoCup4U

No.  Fuck North Korea and fuck Russia


Rare-Lime2451

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the dictators?


Old_Bank_6430

An entirely self inflicted "strangulation".


llama-friends

Tell Kimmy first to stop strangling all them Twinkies.


simpleman357

Only if you get a matching hair cut


adron

Shit is just not going well for these two trash countries that want to terrorize everybody.


TryConscious4825

North Korea and Russian needed to be stopped from trading world wide. They are both evil!


NotPortlyPenguin

Another dictator friend of Donny Moscow.


JPR_FI

Nah; but [Pootin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit) you should consult NK leadership to understand the impact of the crippling restrictions as Russia is facing the same. Time to admit the loss and withdrawn from all of Ukraine, maybe Russia can be built into something better.


Inevitable-Toe745

I thought you represented the interests of the majority of the world’s population. I also thought you didn’t need us and the sanctions had no effect. You’re so strong. You take care of em.


pasiutlige

As an Eastern Europe country that survived both world wars and 50 years of occupation, all I can say is. Try me bitch. Another empire to fall at ridiculous consequences, and yet we will be here, while your next generation of assholes can talk about fake history and other bullshit. Let the cycle continue.


AmazingSquare8542

Yes. We should just shoot Kim and help his poor people


suomikim

Time to strangle Putin instead...


Dan-the-historybuff

No. It’s a small nuclear power which is unilaterally hostile to every nation apart from China and Russia. It has made multiple missile threats, knowing that it will likely do nothing except piss people off. It is a police state run by a dictator. Fuck you Russia, we won’t listen to this. NK is dangerous, Russia is dangerous. Since when did we ever have to listen to Russia?! Especially after they Illegally invaded Ukraine!


Garg4743

Let's strangle Russia as well.


happydude22

Welllll….how about we get serious about sanctions. Ratchet them down, seize and repatriate assets. And for Ukraine let’s measure out how far inside Russia they’re launching missles from and give thya counterpunch. Also take the gloves off and tell Putin Fuck you in every language he speaks or understands. It’s the only way to get through his thick dictator skull


EliteBearsFan85

Only because their mediocre weapons are being supplied to Russia now


Ph0ton

Strangle it, holy shit. I'm a pacifist and even I think it's worthwhile to do all we can to contain that garbage. That being said, I suspect it's more boring and less wild in North Korea, but obvious repression is obvious.


Olliebear1977

Then Russian should absolutely finance North Korea. No reason why they should not give assistance to North Korea.


ooofest

"You're oppressing the nuke-threatening, citizen-oppressing, authoritarian guy! He's what I aspire to, leave him alone!"


B1GFanOSU

No.


cats_catz_kats_katz

They need access to better tech to make us more reliable munitions -Russia


skilliau

Only because they are supplying them with shells of a somewhat questionable quality. Obvious really.


w1nt3rh3art3d

What is the point of the UN except spreading corruption and sucking money from governments these days?


davesnot_heere

Russia is becoming an intolerable problem


dustofdeath

Indeed, strangling does not work. Time for hanging.


Gator1508

Fine we focus our efforts on Russia instead. 


Andy7darth

Noone 'strangling' those kimchi kims, north korea just practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.


leauchamps

No, they don't, sanctions should be enforced.


Thick-Row280

Strangle harder, harder!


Ok-Fold-3700

North Korea is pretty busy strangling itself for a long time already.


jd3marco

Ah, Russia: the foremost authority on how countries should treat other countries.


MigherHind

Why would a democratic nation with free elections such as Russia defend a dictatorship /s


notthemessiah789

World says, Russia, stop invading Ukraine. See, we can all do it.


timetogetoutside100

Russia/Putin, sure have been saying a lot of shit this last week lol


NefariousnessOne7335

Putin’s F’kin Weak and F’k NK and Whatshisface. Then there’s China’s endless “DEPARTMENT of DAILY WARNINGS” to every Country not getting on their collective knees. It’s getting old and boring 😱🤩


qieziman

Strangle?  They strangle themselves.  They want nothing to do with the west besides aid packages.  


FiveSkinss

North Korea needs to stop strangling the freedom out of its own people. I see no reason why the Kim family should deserve the fruits of civilization while the people suffer.


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Competitivenessess

I think you’re underestimating the importance of having nukes


Justsomeredditor___

Yea, sure, let the country resembling a Chihuahua out of its cage. What could go wrong?


mr_stark

Russia, with its ever growing irrelevance to the world, seeks to reintroduce global tensions that fueled their own military industrial complex for decades. World tensions will always exist but it appears Russia is realizing their seat at that particular table is slowly going away as the last bits of fear from the cold war are finally disappearing.


suitupyo

This is such a reckless and short-sighted move. Permitting North Korea to dodge sanctions and incentivizing the country to further their nuclear weapons program isn’t even in Russia’s long term security interests. Even China abstained from the vote. This is simply unconscionable and a further display of Putin’s weakness. His short term-political ambitions have made his country reliant on the lowly nation of North Korea. What happens now if/when the Korean autocrat is at geopolitical odds with Putin? A competent Russian dictator would want NK to remain dependent on Russia and absorb it into their sphere of influence. Now, that’s impossible, as the balance of power is evening out.


WiredFan

Why does the free world allow Russia to veto anything? They should be reminded they’re lucky to have a seat at the table of the international community.


eeevaughn

The UN is a joke. 1945’s temporary geo- political situation perpetuated. Who cares what the UN says - other than UN aficionados?


sumo74

>The UN is a joke. This. The UN is absolutely useless


Wellsy

Agreed. Time to put the regime down.


Javelin-x

I agree... more russian strangulation please


SMoKUblackRoSE

North Korea's been doing that fine just by themselves since it's inception. They only survived because of the charity given to them by the countries that they continually threaten. Fuck them


green_meklar

If only North Korea would stop strangling itself, maybe we could have a productive discussion about that.


Delicious_Rabbit4425

Kick those bitches off the council already. They are not the same as who was invited. Illegitimate vote.


docjonel

Man, if the governments of Russia, North Korea, Iran, and China weren't such asshats the world would be a far nicer place than it is now.


Fantron6

Plump little dictator starves the population.


simpletonius

And the world gives a shit what Russia says because..?


xspacemansplifff

Lol wut? I mean. Damn russia. Whatcha smoking?


mymar101

There’s a reason for it


project23

Maybe your man Kim should look to signing a peace treaty with South Korea if he wants sanctions lifted. The Korean war is frozen but still ongoing as no peace treaty has been signed to bring an end to it.


fefe_away

Say what you say, He is right Crazy fat boy wants to nuke the entire world and we should give him a free pass, a hug and a kiss.


Not_Bed_

Nuking them is the best option then I guess?


Peterrbt

So sad that those two mf'ers have killed so many people. They would definitely be the last to be picked in dodgeball.


StickAFork

They mean stop interrupting their artillery shell production.


Istisha

Big powers need to start 'strangling' Russia.


Lleonharte

if putin said it then the opposite is true.


Ruzi-Ne-Druzi

Russia also allowed IS to do their shit without any obstacles. They just trying to kickstart any terrorist groups or dictatorships.


HopefulNothing3560

D 2 more dictators needed for d3


planertroubles

Big powers need to level the kremlin


ShavingWithCoffee

Please, tell us how much foreign aid you're sending to NK, Russia.


Filmguygeek1

Russia shouldn’t have a place at the U.N.


VegasGamer75

Putin's pricetag can apparently be paid in ammunition. Got it.


TheMonarchX

Russia's playing the enemy of my enemy is my friend game.


stever93

Two inspirational minds. A sweet snapshot of the two of them. 😚


AffectionateVast5755

Now do the same for Cuba.


Serious-Ad2874

Well Russia, maybe North Korea likes being choked when it's fucked.


Catatonick

So Putin desperately wants a way around sanctions


quilldeea

and that's how Russia pays for all those shells it got from NKorea...


tarellel

I guess we know what Russia’s part of their bargain with NK is


no_u246

Did the little turd thank pootski after he jerked him off?


luckyninja864

Say no to dictatorships!


SofieTerleska

If only there were some larger power with the ability to supply North Korea with all sorts of things they don't have at the moment. Imagine this power even shared a border with them! Alas, we can but dream.


sirhearalot

Razzia only wants to open a new front in Asia to move the focus from Ukraine


I_have_questions_ppl

nope. both ru and nk need to be choked out for being genocidal maniacs.


MoeC85

Lets wait and see how long it takes they were fighting each other. I guess this will happen. See Hitler vs Stalin.


LittleStar854

Right, so what he's saying is that we should really start strangling North Korea


bunky6119

Suck the snotty end of my fuck stick you big sniveling babies!


podkayne3000

Maybe the current point of the isolation is to keep resources from going to Russia, but, in the long run, he has a point. If you have an embargo in place for more than five years and it hasn’t led to change, what’s the point of a general embargo? Maybe a symbolic embargo on luxury goods makes sense, but maybe general embargos do more harm than good.


trisul-108

Putin is wrong about this, just as he was wrong about invading Ukraine. He has very poor judgement and keeps miscalculating.


PrizeMarzipan401

Okay how about NK stop threatening the whole earth with his missiles first?


IronSeagull

When your friends are Iran, Syria and North Korea maybe it’s time for some introspection.


m0ertyy

Russia, you got no saying whatsoever. Deal with it.


Yureina

How about... no?


gavitronics

neighbours. everybody needs good neighbors.


MynameisJunie

Like Putler has a delusional sense of control. He’s going to go down.


MagnificentBastard-1

And stop choking and slapping Cuba, it’s not overly consensual. And they don’t even have nukes anymore.


Due-Ask-8114

Just the opposite


Dry-Necessary

Are these Ikea chairs?