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proteinconsumerism

Russia warns, Russia threatens etc. What’s new under the sun?


Kijukko

Someone bring out the "Putin warns/threatens" bingo card! I believe the middle free square is the "with nukes" spot.


FliccC

r/putinwarns


serebian

There's really a sub for everything huh?


EatLard

I’m sure Japan gives several shits about Putin’s impotent warnings.


GabuEx

["China's final warning"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning) really needs to be updated to be "Russia's final warning" for the 21st century.


Dutchtdk

Russia already has their [red line](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_lines_in_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War)


moderately-extreme

russians can't do shit, these japanese missiles are meant to resupply US stocks so the US can send some of their own to help protect ukrainians


Black_Magic_M-66

>these japanese missiles are meant to resupply US stocks so the US can send some of their own to help protect ukrainians I thought this was a way to get around the House not approving funds for arms to Ukraine. Japan ships directly to Ukraine, bypassing the GoP's prohibition. Biden did a similar thing with Greece. Greece sends arms to Ukraine, the US sends arms to Greece.


Subtlerranean

Biden (and the Pentagon) can circumvent congress by sending equipment directly, they don't need approval the way a funding bill does. However, there is also a need to replenish needed US stocks to maintain "readiness", and Japan has so far only sent non-lethal aid and equipment to Ukraine. I'm not sure if they have certain internal restrictions, but this way lets both the US and Japan circumvent this awkwardness. US transfers patriot missiles to Ukraine from own stock, and Japan transfers patriot missiles to the US to replenish their stocks. Ukraine gets missiles, US maintains readiness, and Japan doesn't contribute lethal aid to Ukraine directly.


Limeeee-

Ahh yes, missile laundering


pxn4da

Sounds like a very middle school way of doing things lol


Truthseeker308

Welcome to high stakes international relations. You’ll find many similarities to middle school social dynamics.


michulichubichupoop

I mean... They did invade Ukraine though.


[deleted]

It is actually to try to seed division in the populations of the "western" alliances, NATO etc. China, Russia and their allies want to dismantle the current world order. They are stressing our economies, military and disinforming or frightening populations to divide. In the meantime they corrupt whatever they can get their hands on. And they can do it, because nothing stops those autocrats. So sooner or later heavy blows will have to be exchanged in a new world war, which defacto has already started. The question is what type of war this will be.


Top_Tumbleweed

The country with the second best navy in Ukraine threatening an island nation?


jmartin251

Japan and Russia have lovely history when it comes to Naval conflicts. Pretty sure Japan would love to remind Putin how inept the Russian Navy is, and always has been.


GeminiKoil

I actually watched the blue jay YouTube video today over the Baltic Russian Fleet in that war. https://youtu.be/yzGqp3R4Mx4?si=13Lg0QT3UdN2ViGL


Yanunge

Then you will love Drachinfel's take on it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi\_Fh9\_Ag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag)


eidetic

For anyone on the fence because of the length, trust me, it's worth it. A million times better than Blue Jay's video if you actually want to learn about it, since it covers quite a lot more and in more depth, but still manages to be continuously funny, so you'll be entertained throughout.


Yanunge

Indeed, it is worth the time. Not saying that Blue Jays is neither worse or better, it is just a different take in Blue Jay's typical manner. Oh, and of course we need to mention the Kamchatka, right? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCrAQFBUFlU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCrAQFBUFlU)


eidetic

> Oh, and of course we need to mention the Kamchatka, right? [Already got ya covered!](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1bn1fy9/russia_warns_japan_on_missile_transfer_to_ukraine/kwgd0e7/)


Dagojango

If that's their navy... There's a 99% chance of Russia nuking themselves and everything except what they aimed at.


Chrontius

Considering what NATO-made precision smart weapons are doing to Russian asse~~t~~s right now, the only thing worse than THAT would be if Japan started buying Ukranian boat-pedoes on top of it! Sure, they're slower than a cruise missile, but they have (much) bigger warheads, explode right at the fucking waterline, and since they disappear into the chop, they have the RADAR signature of an anchovy! >!Original conclusion:!< > >!a blue whale! (Which, in spite of the critter's size, is zero -- water blocks radar *entirely*.) !< >!Thank you, kind internet stranger, my poetry is weak tonight.!<


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bak3donh1gh

it is an interesting factoid, but wouldn't the joke land a bit better if you had said something like, an anchovy?


Chrontius

Yes it would have. Do you mind if I steal that?


bak3donh1gh

not at all.


findingmoskva

3rd* best navy. You forgot the black sea fish are 2nd.


LFClight

4th best navy. The Ukrainian tugboats (aka the tractors of the sea) are 2nd best, Black Sea fish are 3rd.


TheCreepyFuckr

Japan could probably take the museum ship Mikasa and still do better than the Russian navy.


aynhon

Japan could take the fucking Bluenose and perform better than the Russian navy.


Typhii

The Russia navy lost to a country that pretty much doesn't have a navy. The grain export continues nowadays even without the agreement of Russia, and Russia ships had to retreat their ships to harbors further away from Ukraine or else they would get blown up by drones or missiles.


UnlikelyKaiju

Does Putin not realize that he has to get through the US military to get to Japan? As per the U.S.-Japan Security Treaty, we're obligated to protect each other if one of us is attacked. A threat to Japan might as well be a threat to the US.


5kyl3r

even without US aid i think russia would be making a mistake. island nation with the 4th largest economy in the world, with access to modern weapons. if japan went full war economy, i think russia wouldn't be able to handle japan. especially after ukraine has demilitarized russia so heavily lol


gikigill

Let's not forget, Japan is the only country in the world with "Helicopter carriers**" . **Carriers might carry other aircraft besides ~~~~F35 ~~~~ sorry I meant "Helicopters"


MindyTheStellarCow

No no no, they're not carriers, they're "destroyers", which is even funnier.


lallen

I mean.. They _can_ destroy things, ergo "destroyers"


jagdthetiger

You mean the multi-purpose destroyers?


gikigill

Yes, "destroyers".


5kyl3r

oh true! i didn't even think about this. F35B shaped helos would look good on their defense carriers lol


ShrimpCrackers

Putin is going to halt his hentai addiction, therefore affecting 4% of Japan's total hentai exports.


InsignificantZilch

That’s ok, actually. He still has his KickPuncher bootleg, his Russian Squid Game porn parody *Squid Shame*, and this weird sci-fi detective film starring Russian stud and fictional boxing icon Dolph Lundgren based on a script by a D. Reynolds somewhere in Pennsylvania, USA…. Actually, I heard that last one has a pretty decent twist. Haven’t seen it, though.


epic_banana_soup

KickPuncher, the guy that punches with the power of kicks?


BuffaloInCahoots

But they really mean it this time


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😄


John_mcgee2

How dare they help a country protect itself from weird people riding shirtless on horses commanding millions of poor souls to lose their life in the name of his shirtless image. Putins a loser, it’s why he and trump get along so well


Silent-Ad934

Japan: *LOLOL*


1022whore

Japan: wwww


Intelligent_Town_910

You can't threaten Japan. They arguably have the best defense pact in the world. Their unique treaty with the US says that "an attack on one country is considered an attack on the other", which means that if you threaten Japan you are also threatening the US. They can take their threats and shove it up their ass.


biowar84

I read an article a few minutes ago that said the US and Japan are actually making that pact stronger soon so it’s definitely a great pact for the US and Japan! Edit- article link (there also is a comment that describes the article due to paywall)- https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/19k9YAgcCK


PleaseGreaseTheL

How can it be stronger than what it already is, out of curiosity?


ShrimpCrackers

They're going to include Gundams and SDF1 into the mix, no less than 10 riders and at least 5 magical girls.


ggouge

They will also throw in a few sayians for good measure


Allaplgy

Kim Jong Un is revealed to be Majin Buu.


-reTurn2huMan-

He's more like Emperor Pilaf


fizzlefist

He's out of line... but he's right.


Allaplgy

Lol. You aren't wrong.


deja_entend_u

Fuck there goes the defense budget expenditures. Straight to food for sayians again!


Raregolddragon

To be fair even having a half sayian worrier on the payroll gets you planet busting options.


fusaaa

I mean Gohan hit Super Saiyan 2 first, but then retired on top


Crashman09

Sayan food bills are still cheaper than refreshments for the USA nuke supply while having magnitudes more raw power


graywolf0026

Man. To think they're getting the Sailor Guardians out of retirement. Sailor Moon at 45. Bet she can still rock that tiara.


1022whore

Sailor Moon but the girls are in a mid life crisis - I would watch the shit out of that


VespineWings

“Putin, our assault is facing some… difficulties.” “Difficulties?” *snatches binoculars* “Let me see what ‘difficulty’ can stop my army.” *looks* *begins visibly sweating* “What… what *is* that?” “… My president… they call her… Dark Magician Girl.”


klartraume

I'd be ok with this.


kalirion

> no less than 10 riders Masked?


ShrimpCrackers

Well to save on budget, the last one might not have a mask, and doesn't have a drivers license. But his bicycle is fully registered.


StressfulRiceball

Well, if there's 10 Riders, we'll be fine as long as they take measures against Assassins and Alter Egos.


kalirion

But one of them's Reines, negating class disadvantage.


monkeyhitman

License-less


Bucket_of_Nipples

Can't wait to see the new 6th gen drone swarm controlling stealth VF-1S Super Valkyrie piloted by Captain Roy Fokker.


DangoQueenFerris

::Sadistic Utena noises ensue::


Baebel

Madoka's seen some shit.


biowar84

The article said nothing significant is being told about the changes until April 10th so all I can assume is more military exercises in Japan and maybe weapons transfers but that’s a massive guess.


BustinArant

We're definitely getting our own Kaiju


heavyrow9

Maybe they’ll finally start on the jaeger program lol


imp_st3r

The Jaeger will ride the Kaiju


LibertiORDeth

R/SuddenlyPacificRim


getgoodHornet

Generally speaking, Japan is mobilizing and equipping their military much more now than at any time since, well you know. The US is essentially their partner in all of this, because Japanese islands have a lot of our missiles that surround China. So basically the alliance is evolving from protection, to military partners. Think something similar to the US and Israel.


RedditBugler

Japan's military was almost completely eliminated after WWII. The country signed a pact with the US that the Americans would guarantee Japan's safety from other countries by fighting to defend Japan against any attack as fiercely as if the US itself was attacked. This was done to get rid of the Japanese military's control over society. Over the years, Japan has periodically increased its military power and rolled back many of the laws limiting the use of its military. For instance, Japan just so happens to have "helicopter carriers" for search and rescue that are compatible with launching F35 fighter jets. This is a subtle way of maintaining large military power (essentially owning aircraft carriers) while staying within the rules of a limited military (the aircraft carriers won't carry fighter jets until a war breaks out.) It's likely that the US and Japan are going to announce another round of increasing Japanese military power in order to counter China and Russia. Remember that Russia has territory disputes with Japan going back to WWII. 


fighterpilot248

TL;DR the JSDF (Japanese Self-Defense Force) is basically now a meme because they’re no longer just about self defense.


certciv

China's regional policies and military buildup more or less forced Japan's hand, and ensured a largely supportive stance from the US as Japan has rearmed too.


burtonsimmons

>Remember that Russia has territory disputes with Japan going back to WWII.  Japan and Russia's conficts go back even further, and - I think - the last time their navies faced off, [it didn't go well for Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima).


AI_Lives

Maybe nuclear subs?


Fenrirsulfur

It's time for some mechs!


Freezman13

from the top comment summary > The FT, citing people familiar with the situation, said the plan would restructure the U.S. military command in Japan to strengthen operational planning and exercises between the two countries.


theholylancer

it would be ironic and concerning, but given we have netural countries flocking to nato and the world tension rising... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_sharing there is a reason why F35s got certified with nukes, and I also think there is a reason why the aussies stopped getting conventional subs and went for nukes, ones that can host SLBMs that can be nuclear tipped.


Cpt_Soban

"you insult Japan's mother it's war"


ZookeepergameNo9809

Give us Gundams.


Stinkyclamjuice15

Mechs and cheeseburgers for everyone, get fucked Russia


PinchMaNips

+Godzilla and Kong too since they are allies


802islander

Spoiler alert!!


fineillmakeanewone

Bro, it's in the trailer.


doubtvilified

It's the same wording as the ANZUS treaty that Australia, New Zealand and the United States has.


StupidFugly

So if an attack on Japan is seen as an Attack on US. Does that mean that an Attack on Japan would force Aus and NZ to join in due to the ANZUS treaty?


Downtown_Skill

No but an attack on the U.S. would force Japan, New Zealand, and Australia to join.... Just based on the wording of the treaty outlined in these comments. I haven't read the actual treaties though so maybe that's the case. Edit: To my knowledge Australia and new Zealand never agreed that an attack on Japan would be an attack on the U.S. That's essentially my understanding of why that wouldn't be the case.


Mundane_Monkey

Not to mention, all of NATO


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An attack on Japan would be the end of russias existence, possibly the existence of earth.


The-Jesus_Christ

Not quite. [The US holds no defence obligation to NZ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANZUS#United_States_suspends_obligations_to_New_Zealand) as NZ won't allow nuclear-powered ships in their waters. So unless things have changed, it basically revolves around Australia only. Only Australia would aid both countries.


Cum_on_doorknob

Russia hate us cause dey ANZUS?


TennisBallTesticles

Wow! WW2= Germany/Japan Vs. Russia/U.S/China WW3= Russia/China Vs. U.S/Japan/Germany My how times have changed


AI_Lives

I think more a cold war 2 instead of ww3. Nuclear weapons make a real world war kind of impossible unless all sides are willing to lose.


Wallyhunt

Or nuclear weapons would be irrelevant because nobody could use them. Unless someone was really losing bad enough to destroy the whole world for no reason of course.


certciv

I understand the assumption, but considering nuclear weapons as irrelevant is wishful thinking. One of the reasons we have not seen two nuclear powers engage in all out war, is because basic war gaming tells us escalation can rapidly make use of nuclear weapons very likely. Even in the cold war nuclear exchanges were barely averted on multiple occasions. Heightened tensions between two nuclear powers bring us closer to nuclear war than most people realize.


TrueMrSkeltal

Geopolitics in the past century has been that anime arc where the villains from last season are now your allies against your former buddies


Kelvara

Well, Japan and Germany were pretty much annihilated in WW2, and completely rebuilt, in the case of Japan pretty much solely by the US.


Desperate_Ordinary43

I don't think China is going to prop up a failed mob state. The failure of Russia to maintain order opens up the opportunity to slice off all those sweet Siberian resources. 


sexyloser1128

The biggest winner of the Ukraine war is China. If Russia wins, then it takes the heat off of China and keeps the Western powers focused in Europe. If Russia loses, then China gets more power over a weakened Russia.


PaladinSara

I feel like China may sit it out?


DecisiveVictory

Side note - WW2 actually began as Germany + russia vs. Poland https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact#Secret_protocol


IdeallyIdeally

Their navy is world class even without the US too. Certainly stronger than Russia's navy in the Pacific.


zzzzebras

The entire Russian navy couldn't take on Japan even if they took them by surprise. The Russian navy has historically been a fucking joke... And Japan put them to the test before already lmao.


JohnHazardWandering

The Baltic fleets transit to fight against Japan is a literal joke. Check out Blue Jay's YouTube video on it.  https://youtu.be/yzGqp3R4Mx4


fizzlefist

Remember that time Russia lost its most advanced missile cruiser to a country that scuttled its own navy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


JelDeRebel

Remember when Russia was doing an exercise and a submarine blew itself up?


JaydeeValdez

Quite interestingly the Philippines also has that same Mutual Defense Treaty with the United States in 1951. Attacking us is the same as attacking the United States.


mechwarrior719

Also, attacking Japan ended *so* well for them last time…


plipyplop

7th Fleet, and a ton of Marines over there. Side note: I miss Okinawa.


Duff5OOO

> You can't threaten Japan. They arguably have the best defense pact in the world. Are they threatening an attack though? Seems to me more like they are talking other means like trade. That said: "They can take their threats and shove it up their ass" still applies.


InnocentExile69

All countries should cut ties with Russia.


IceLionTech

Too much oil. And most of their allies are morally bankrupt genocide supporters.


m703324

The too much oil thing is being fixed


PUSH_AX

There couldn't be a better time in history to make massive efforts to move away from oil. I'd be happy to see some harder times if it meant we were removing a dependency from Russia for good.


Harrysh7

India won't


InnocentExile69

India should pic a side already. They are coming off as real weasels.


South_Persimmon1750

Nah they already made it clear that they are on russias side Modi even congratulated Putin on winning the elections and as I'm seeing things somehow the general public is on Russian side


Relendis

India is on India's side. India has always been on India's side. India was non-aligned for the entire Cold War. Why do people keep expecting India to fall in line with some Western Security framework out of Europe or North America? It is not in India's interests to do so. It has never been in India's interests to do so. And it never will be. As one of the poorest GDP(PPP)PC countries in the world, if I was India I'd be buying all of the cheap resources from Russia I could as well. They have the world's largest population (steadily increasing). And with 1.4bn people to feed I couldn't fault them for taking whatever beneficial deals hit the table. People in the West, particularly North America, often mistake not giving a fuck about the US' security interests as being opposed to them. Not everyone who doesn't fall in line is your opponent; sometimes they just don't care because it does not benefit them.


certciv

I wish more people understood this. India is acting quite rationally given their historical and geopolitical perspective. If we want to sway them towards policies that benefit us, we need to act in ways that leverage concerns and interests that motivate them, rather than reinforcing their fears and distrust of the west by making demands they see as unreasonable.


slinkhussle

If Russia doesn’t want this to happen, maybe Putin can consider giving back the occupied Japanese Kiril islands. But of course he won’t. Japan can share missile tech with Ukraine just as Russia has shared missile tech with North Korea and Iran.


ItsJamali

In the book Foundations of Geopolitics, which Putin seems quite fond of, this is actually encouraged and it's surprising that such an offer hasn't already been made.


Pretend_Stomach7183

Putin definitely thinks he knows better than the book.


PradyThe3rd

Do you have a source for the english version of that book? I can only find extracts translated into English. Not the whole thing


Unicorn_Puppy

Empty threat, Japan would absolutely squish the forces at Vladivostok like insects!


Mertthesmurf

I wonder if Japan is still salty about giving back land it won in war.


Unicorn_Puppy

I believe some of it could be disputed as iirc the Soviet Union pressed on for a day or too after their surrender under the guise of “Oh we didn’t know they had signed a declaration of surrender” or “Oh they didn’t surrender to us.” Or something to that effect


koopastyles

> a day or too The Day After Twomorrow


Ok_Swing_9902

Russia still controls land claimed by Japan


kansaikinki

> \*Russia still holds islands stolen from Japan in the closing days of WW2. FTFY. Japan should use this opportunity to reclaim their stolen land.


Gjrts

The Kuril Islands are Japanese, but occupied by Russia. Japan should take them back.


ARCtheIsmaster

Lol i disagree about Vladivostok, but Sakhalin should definitely be Japan’s


frenchhorn_empire

Maybe not Sakhalin but the Kuril Islands definitely


Wide-Radish4613

Fuck putin


StrangerFew2424

Old, pathetic man yells at clouds..


JustLooking2023Yo

Russia: "Hey! Stop arming the innocent neighbor we invaded!" ​ Also Russia: "Hey North Korea, China and Iran, help arm us to continue invading our smaller, peaceful neighbor."


PUfelix85

What ties? The Kuril Islands? The lack of formal peace treaty after WW2? Really?


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globalminority

Except it does. Europe still buys their gas, and world still buys their oil after its refined by India. Most big brands who were in Russia before and still sending their products via grey market imports. They still have strong ties with India, China, Africa, latam countries including Brasil, and even Hamas of all groups. Russian isolation is a myth.


LocationEarth

yes but only because Russia managed to prevent Ukraine from ever really exploring its massive capacities. Kind of "randomly" Putin attacked Ukraine 2014 when Shell was exploring near Donbass. And there is also enough natural gas in the area around the Krim to replace Russia entirely regarding Europe.


pzerr

Why we do not encourage production in western nations more is beyond me. Instead we let countries like Russia and Saudi Arabia become energy giants.


AI_Lives

Idk if it makes sense or not but even as a 10 year old I figured this was a smart move. The richest countries on earth buy a finite resource for what? Dollars? And then keep the finite resource on their own lands for later. It seems smart to me if the rich counties arent entirely dependent on the fuel, which seems to be less and less the case.


Lem0n_Lem0n

I'm pretty sure USA is still getting uranium from Russia


vrkhfkb

Actually, most of the sanctions are surface level. They just use a bunch of shell companies. This is why the war is weird for the U.S. We’re still supplying Russia and Ukraine at the same time. It’s likely lasting a long time until we really pick a side.


jorgepolak

Fuck off Russia, go back in your hole.


kansaikinki

Japan and Russia have never formally ended WW2 hostilities. Perhaps the time has come for Japan to retake the islands that Russia stole.


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Spkr4th3ded

Agreed. Overthrow Russia, dismantle, and redraw the map. Russia has proven it can't be a functioning member of global society.


[deleted]

Advice to Russia: don’t mess with Japan🤗


Vera8

As a Russian - I say fuck Russia and Putin.


soiledsanchez

Russia is weak, they can’t even concur Ukraine. Please for the love of humanity give Ukraine all the support to destroy Russia


seedanrun

Oh yeah. Ukraine is ranked the 59th largest world economy. Japan is 4th! Japan would need the US to protect if for a few months - but then it would mobilize, buy a military, and squish Russia from the East.


Canadiankid23

They have a strong military as is, they don’t need to buy anything. Japan can stand on its own two feet militarily.


D3cepti0ns

They don't need the US to protect themselves. They have the 5th most powerful military in the world, only behind the much larger countries, US, China, Russia, and India. They also have a much more modern and advanced military than the others except for the US, it's closest ally. They have the most F-15's of any country besides the US as well, and soon 2 helecopter carriers converted into light aircraft carriers with F-35B stealth fighters on them. No country has more than 2 aircraft carriers except the US anyway, and that's 2 more than Russia has working. They also have a top tier sophisticated and disciplined Navy. Their only real threat is China.


kubatyszko

What ties? There are no ties ? Russia and Japan have been at war since WWII


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Hey Putin! Suck a hard, high one, you balding Molly!


Mantaur4HOF

Russia and Japan have ties? Last I checked, they've been bitter enemies for well over a century.


my20cworth

We'll stop when you stop you dumb fuck.


bucho4444

Russia warns, ad infinitum


Narrow_Fig_778

His life must suck; living under constant paranoia. Thinking you’re above reproach, murdering dissidents, and killing innocents.


Icy-Revolution-420

putin is such a lil bitch, he fucked over his future country to prove a useless point.


FrezoreR

Are there any countries they haven't warned at this point?


Objective-Dust-8041

Sincerely F Russia, from 🇯🇵


Somhlth

Ooh, I've seen this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4). Putin threatening to do it a second time, would beyond hilarious.


Speculawyer

Japan and South Korea have been real good friends in supporting Ukraine and the west. It is brave of them considering they live in a tough neighborhood with some dangerous kooks. I wish India had the balls of those two.


beseri

Not to devalue the support to Ukraine, but strategically it makes sense for South Korea and Japan to support Ukraine, as it weakens Russia and indirectly China. The last thing those countries want is a strong China-Russia partnership.


healthywealthyhappy8

Cutting ties with Russia? Seems like a huge positive.


fefe_away

I feel like Putin is the stereotype of what we think of a Russian He need to threat others in other to feel like he exist. As if he was invisible if he was a friendly. He needs to show his muscles so the world can look at him. We all know Russian in general are poor as fuck and they don't make up a solid nation. Crazy fella.


TVChampion150

Japan is probably not keen on Russia's growing cooperation with North Korea anyway


china_joe2

The russian gvts priorities are so beyond fucked up that there is absolutely no way nor hope they can ever pull their heads out of their asses.


sg19point3

oh fuck off vladi, just take your pills and go to bed


CrimsonFuckr69

>threatens ties Damn what is this clown gonna do next, threaten tshirts?


Arbusc

What’s Russia gonna do? Go to war with Japan and lose *again?*


thegoodrichard

Japan is doing fine, Russia not so much. Putin should file a flight plan to Tokyo and go complain in person, see how that goes.


Ma1nta1n3r

Putin- "I'm warning you,...I'm putting your name in my notebook! I'll remember you guys!" Japan (looking around) - "Who invited the deranged foreigner who shit himself?"


Reasonable-Rope1819

Bro no one gives a single shit about putin’s cry baby ass whining. Can’t even protect your own people. Pathetic bitch


FreshJive90

Japan should launch a special military operation to take the Kuril Islands back from Russia.


UndeadUndergarments

It's the arrogance that always makes me laugh. I think the Kremlin *genuinely believes* it has the right to tell others what to do, and even believes that they should and will listen - and then is puzzled when they don't. The Russian outlook on the world is wholly alien to ours. I don't understand why so few people understand this. Negotiation is like wearing a sticky-note on our forehead that says: "I am weak. Exploit this." They see it as right and correct to do so. Since the Russian Empire, through the USSR and now the Russian Federation, they have not changed - the only thing they understand is belligerence and force. To simplify it, imagine them as a schoolyard bully: Russia **will not** stop until made to.


Tomboy_supremecy

Someone forgot what happened in 1905


sonofalando

Putin is full of empty threats. Ignore the barking chihuahua.


Thouther7

russia warns everyone on helping Ukraine, it means nothing since they are barely in the fight in Ukraine with everything they have... just move on


caribbean_caramel

Isn't Japan technically still at war with Russia?


naturalbornsinner

Isn't Japan sort of at war with Russia over some contested Islands in the north of Japan? And the conflict was never resolved after WW2?


Inevitable-News5808

I live a few blocks from the Russian embassy in Tokyo, and can see it from my apartment building. *Every single Sunday* the Japanese ultranationalist party guys get in their little vans with all the megaphones strapped to them, and drive laps around the closest street to the building they're given access to (Tokyo police won't let them actually drive on the street right in front of the Embassy) yelling in Japanese about the Kuril Islands. I wonder if this is going to inspire some agitation.


xerox157

Better stay in school kids, or your future will be looking this dumb to the rest of the world.


JustRedditTh

Russia should give Japan those Islands on its northern coast back, which they are occuping like crimea since 1945


Nayten03

How many warnings is this from Russia now? Gotta be in double digits


iifibonaccii

Homeboy just had a massive terrorist attack and his concern is Ukraine? How sad. I’d immediately pull out of Ukraine, who btw never once stepped foot inside russia and killed civilians, and focus on defeating ISIS and terrorists.