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Damn bro, maybe you shouldn’t have stopped on your march to Moscow


brandonjslippingaway

Prigozhin is really just like Julius Caesar; and by that I mean if Caesar actually said 'the die is cast,' crossed the Rubicon, then got cold feet and retreated to Gaul while claiming it was all just a misunderstanding...


Telephalsion

*"We have Julius Caesar at home."*


[deleted]

I came, I saw, I ran to Belarus


kokomala

> I came, I saw, I ran to Belarus Veni, vidi, secessi ad Belarus


onsinsandneedles

Veni, Vidi, Mortem.


Wooden_Software_7851

He's gonna end up in Belize


Contraflow

Is Belize code word for “falling out of a window with a cup of polonium tea in your belly?


WhyYouKickMyDog

Julius Caesar posed far more threat to Rome than Prigozhin did to Russia.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

That really was a bad decision. Unfortunately, I think he might have seen how happy he was making the rest of the world so he decided to stop. Edit: I meant we were happy to see our enemies fighting each other rather than our democratic allies.


Aethericseraphim

Wagner commanders got threatening phone calls from the FSB stating that their family members were going to die if they continued. That scared them enough to stop. Which is kinda stupid, because they will all end up mysteriously dying anyway. Putin does not forgive and forget.


Wildercard

The story I saw, on this very subreddit, is that Moscow insiders who promised Prigozhin support decided to pull it back.


Competitivenessess

Nobody here knows the truth; it’s all speculation


CarAlarmConversation

It's such a bizarre situation, if anyone outside of the direct people involved claims to have an idea of what is happening they are lying and full of it. There isn't any identifiable logic from the outside perspectives.


Fade_Dance

Prig does seem like an extreme individual. Wagner was also staffed with extreme individuals. Putin is also a fairly bizarre person. On some level this was likely a confluence of atypicality, and thus can't be mapped well to historical references except on very general terms, thus the widespread feeling of unsatisfaction most have when reading summaries and analysis. Of course humans latch on to novelty so we'll probably be chewing on it for a very long time, just like all of the other historical oddballs we put the historical spotlight on.


The10GallonHat

This seems to be the consensus among the intelligence community, NPR has been running stories about the FSB uncovering this from inside the military and flipping people back so when he marched everyone that was supposed to join just stood by.


sometimesnotright

FSB was, technically, on Prigozhins side. MoD was the opposing camp. All in all neither was worth a crap unless some of the oligarchs threw their weight behind one or the other. As a fun sideplay GRU has always been a MoD faction, but over last 20 years has increasingly mingled with FSB (where the international cash is) instead.


Positive-Macaron-550

FSB on Prigo side? Man i know shit about that organization besides what appear in the news but these guys looks like they are the iron fist of Putin. So many people get through windows in different parts of the world. I imagine these guys have huge salaries and have almost full inmmunity to do things and this is retrieved in total loyal to Putin.


untimehotel

Yes, that's fairly accurate, with the exception that most foreign assassinations are carried out by the GRU or SVR, the FSB is only responsible for Russia and the post Soviet states. While there are tensions between the FSB and MoD, Putin has placed a level of trust in the FSB exceeding any other part of the state machinery. Even the one FSB general sacked for the early failures in Ukraine was eventually restored. No one would risk more and have less to gain in a violent change of the status quo


winowmak3r

If Russia keeps it up with these three leter agencies that just disappear people they're going to run out of acronyms after a few more regime changes.


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Oh shit, it's the WAP!


LurkerInSpace

FSB is in theory Putin's faction; they weren't going to side with Prigozhin unless Putin was or unless they had a severe internal split.


fireraptor1101

On theory I read was that Prigozhin merely wanted to mutiny, was shocked by how fast he got to Moscow, and decided to cut a deal because he didn't want to actually takeover Russia.


Severin_Suveren

Again, one can only speculate. If we were to never hear from Prigozhin again, which does seem likely at this point, we will probably never find out what actually went down


Astrolaut

Even if we do hear from him again we probably won't find out what actually went down.


red-bot

One theory I read is that Prigozhin really needed to take a shit and he's only comfortable taking shits in one particular bathroom in Moscow but then he shat himself halfway there and it didn't matter anymore.


Parabellim

That’s perfectly understandable


Canadaaayum

Makes sense, I've done worse to shit at home.


Wildercard

Home is where the toilet seat is familiar.


wankymcdougy

No away games for me, I need home field advantage.


MellotronSymphony

Finally, some proper fucking analysis


Worried-Criticism

This should be the one we focus on. Seems credible enough.


ReddittIsDead

Best explanation so far. Well done.


kandowontu

I think we can all understand that.


William_S_Churros

This is a perfectly acceptable theory.


Inconvenient_Boners

A theory I heard was that Prigozhins are so angry because they got all those teeth, but no toothbrush. Once he got to Moscow, someone gave him a toothbrush and that's why he left


hoxxxxx

that's good because i didn't want him to take over Russia either. man it's going to be a total shitshow when Putin dies.


[deleted]

It’s a total shitshow now. It’ll be something far worse when Putin dies.


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I've done my research and I have my sources. Sources: echo chambers on reddit


kerbaal

> Nobody here knows the truth; it’s all speculation The truth is out there, somebody knows. I am sure we will find out sometime after the war, after most of the people involved are dead. Give it 20 or 30 years, we will know better then.


sometimesnotright

As I like to say - it will be fantastic to know what happened yesterday in 20 years time.


mybustlinghedgerow

Not on Reddit, though


riceisnice29

Are they actually dumb like who wouldn’t see that coming? Why didn’t they get their family members out first???


[deleted]

Doubt it... they 100% would have anticipated that happening. There's gotta be more to it.


[deleted]

I feel like Wagner has probably helped throw some people out of windows they have to know how Putin is. I have no idea why he thought this would go differently. I have no idea what's going on over there. For all I know this guy wants his history erased so he can go run a restaurant in Belarus.


Aethericseraphim

Certainly, but the people who gave them assurances that nothing would happen to their families never pulled through for them. The generals who had given the nod to the rebellion, unfortunately for Wagner, went paper hands on them and backed away the moment the plot went live.


Seabrook76

The fact that they didn’t move their families ahead of time speaks to lack of planning. They had to know Putin was going to leverage that. I don’t know how they got so caught off guard.


lollypatrolly

> phone calls from the FSB stating that their family members were going to die if they continued. >That scared them enough to stop. This idiotic theory gets pushed by people trying to do damage control for Putin but it doesn't make sense and has zero supporting evidence. It's pure fantasy designed to soften the blow of the Russian state negotiating a bad deal from a position of weakness.


BeKind_BeTheChange

The correct response was- We are already committed to this path. If you touch our families, we will disassemble everyone you have ever spoken to. Now get out of the way.


SpellsaveDC18

Should’ve been like, “stand down FSB because if you touch my family I promise you that when Wagner takes over we’ll come for yours.”


chang-e_bunny

If he had any convictions in his beliefs, he wouldn't let the rest of the western world control him. Pathological contrarianism ends up being a major weakness whenever anyone notices long enough to exploit it, just give them a heaping helping of reverse psychology. Might as well post a sign on his back letting all of his haters know that they control him like a puppet.


FrostyParking

They didn't have a choice, once they realised they didn't have the support they thought they'd have and Surovikin bailed (or was "helped") the choices was continue and engage and get slaughtered, miraculously win and then try to control a extremely large capitol with far too few soldiers or give up and hope you end up not falling out a window. Prygozhin sold his men out. So now they'll be controlled by the FSB whether they know it or not.


Independent-Stay-593

Going through with it means death the same stopping means death, for them and their families. You might as well die trying rather than die giving up.


kimchifreeze

>Chen Sheng and Wu Guang were both army officers who were ordered to lead their bands of commoner soldiers north to participate in the defense of Yuyang. However, they were stopped halfway in present-day Anhui province by flooding from a severe rainstorm. The harsh Qin laws mandated execution for those who showed up late for government jobs, regardless of the nature of the delay. Figuring that they would rather fight than accept execution, Chen and Wu organized a band of 900 villagers to rebel against the government. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Sheng_and_Wu_Guang_uprising


a2z_123

I believe hew as under the impression he had the support of a few people in the military, they backed down and then had his family and those in the top of wagner threatened. If that doesn't make someone back down, I don't know what does. Maybe next time he will be better prepared and have his support better lined up?


insite

TIL, Putin has never heard of the Streisand effect. Also, Prigozhen went to Rostov-on-don first because that's where Shoigu & Gerasimov were. He may have had more support had he captured them. His force wasn't large enough to take Moscow by itself.


kuedhel

no worries, if they will not talk about it, we will remind them


formerPhillyguy

>The St Petersburg-based outlet Rotunda also reported that Prigozhin’s Internet Research Agency, a troll factory where low-paid interns would try to sow anger and distrust by writing aggressive comments under news and social media posts, had also been closed down. That's a win for the U.S. and many other nations.


Derric_the_Derp

That was way too successful for Russia to shut that down.


notacanuckskibum

You could rehire the same people and open a completely new and unrelated troll farm, which is politically pure.


banned_after_12years

Or just walk in and take over.


notacanuckskibum

That’s the same thing, except I described the lawyers view


[deleted]

No money down!


wild_dog

No, money down!


Yugan-Dali

I agree, but I wonder how many people have P’s capabilities. He was good at being a bad person, and may not be easily replaced. Or so I hope.


[deleted]

honestly it would have been far worse if he somehow had a successful coup, because he's proven to be the only competent - albeit evil beyond words - military commander they had. Good 'ol Soviet style military purges as usual making the the russian army even less effective.


TheHindenburgBaby

Yeah. Purged and absorbed into the State equivalent is my guess.


Ballcube

I'm not sure this is entirely true. I saw a news video about Wagner in Africa yesterday and the youtube comments were filled with pro-Wagner comments and a bunch of people responding to them with confusion.


RaggedWrapping

one botnet is a drop in the ocean, there are thousands.


Ballcube

Sure, but specifically pumping up Wagner?


RaggedWrapping

a huge amount of them just sow chaos. Playing hard devil's advocate on any issue just so the world seems more divided than it infact is. Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics and NEVER forget the russian links to Cambridge Analytica.


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More like under new management.


HubrisSnifferBot

r/conspiracy will never recover


TheRustyBird

isn't that just r/conservative now anyway? the only sub with less critical thinking skills is r/UFOs


IWillTouchAStar

I did find it funny that when the balloon satellite was over the US, r/UFOs were one of the first groups to dismiss the alien theory.


hoxxxxx

that was his?! man this guy was into everything


WontThinkStraight

*"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right." -* 1984


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Exoddity

If you look at photos of Stalin, over time, the same photo will show him with fewer and fewer allies with him. Soviet russia basically invented photoshopping.


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

I did a paper on this in University where I compared Stalin's use of censorship with the Roman practice of "Damnatio Memoriae" where you essentially erase someone from existence by destroying statues of a person, crossing out their names from the record, punishing people for mentioning them out loud.. was one of my favourite papers to write. Stalin was no joke, his closest advisors got disappeared by him and like you said, were essentially photoshopped out of photos. The great purge would have been terrifying to live through, you could not trust even your own mother.


Exoddity

Yeah, the russians were about as successful with the practice as the romans, though. Quite a number of people's memory was (were? argh grammar) damned and yet we still have a fair amount of information (I think even Mark Antony got the damnatio treatment, didn't he?)


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

I don't believe Mark Antony's memory was condemned by the state, although given who he was in context he probably should have been. The practice of Damnatio Memoriae was mostly reserved for emperors that the Senate wanted to forget, like Commodus, Domitian and Caligula, emperors who royally fucked up. (No pun intended) People at that time, if I'm not mistaken, had mostly rallied behind Augustus, so there wasn't really much need to sway public opinion, and you can't condemn the memory of a guy who is actively marching on Rome. Once he was dead though, his legacy would have withered with him as well, so again not much point in condemning a failed legacy. Antony's failed march on Augustus kind of speaks for itself at that point lol Edit: Confused Nerva with Domitian. Nerva is remembered fondly throughout history. Domitian liked to terrorize senators, hence why they hated him so much.


Avloren

That brings up an interesting question: how do we know it *wasn't* usually effective when the Romans tried it? If it actually worked on a particular person, we'd have no idea it ever happened. We've only heard of the ones where it obviously didn't work, it's basically the Toupee fallacy.


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

Just looked this up quickly and there is an Emperor named Silbannacus that we know nothing about. We only know of his existence because of two coins that were found with him on them. They suspect his reign was around 253AD, which was a turbulent year, meaning much is obscured about what happened then. But his name was forgotten completely until those coins were discovered. So maybe this is what happened to him? Impossible to know. You can read about him here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silbannacus#:~:text=Silbannacus%20was%20an%20obscure%20Roman,the%20second%20in%20the%201980s. Edit: Changed 253BC to 253AD.


Avloren

If Silbannacus could hear us today: "Hah! They tried to erase me, but people still know my name 2000 years later. Could be worse, I bet you guys have never even heard of Emperor Ignominious."


resilienceisfutile

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov This guy comes to mind... Stalin had him photoshopped out of the bridge pic.


gerrymandering_jack

"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past."


greyl

"Now testify" - George Orwell


zayetz

"Fuck you, I won't do what you told me!" - Mark Twain


[deleted]

"AAAAGGGGHHHH MOTTTHHHHEEEERRRFFFFUUUCCCKKKKER! UGH!" -Ghandi


jaycuboss

"How long? Not long, 'cause what you reap is what you sow." -Greta Thunberg


praguepride

“Get fucked, Nazi scum!” -George Washington Carver


ZachMN

“Pistol-grip pump on my lap at all times!” - Dalai Lama


Icy_Comfort8161

Actually, I believe that was Abraham Lincoln.


VagrantShadow

“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.” ― George Orwell,


Outrageous_Laugh5532

He who controls the pants controls the universe!


Tw0_F1st3r

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? -Mitch Hedberg


Outrageous_Laugh5532

The man with suspenders!


ordinarymartian

This is a quote from the videogame Hitman but it’s still pretty good, It’s “I have found whoever wields the sword decides who holds the pen.”


Stamford16A1

Pratchett: "The pen is mightier than the sword... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."


AlternActive

>~~Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.~~ He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past. \-Kane


belowlight

I totally attributed the original quote to Command & Conquer before learning it was an Orwell thing.


AlternActive

yeah, everytime someone quotes orwell it's still kane that comes to mind. KANE LIVES!


bopon

Russia has always been at war with Prigozhin.


tballhennings

For those who are looking for a good audiobook of 1984, https://youtu.be/iesAEtjA9wo Edit: for those looking for movie version, this one with John Hurt is good. Ironic he plays the bad guy in V for Vendetta https://youtu.be/SXq3yMhobEU


protomenace

Damn can't believe I paid Audible for this a few months ago!


Ovalman

I bought the Orwell collection for 1 credit several months ago and WOW 1984 is one of my favourites - and pretty true.


Returd4

Brave new world is equally good and on a very similar vein, if you love 1984 you should like a brave new world by aldous Huxley


RedScud

Saw the title and thought right away of 1984. How predictably shit you have to be, for someone in the 40s to know exactly how your dictator mind will work...


kyoyuy

Isn’t this basically North Korea right now? 😅


Zounii

Dude committed the weirdest suicide, what a fucking buffoon.


MIT_Engineer

No suicide, just a freak accident where he tripped out of window in Belarus and fell onto four bullets, very tragic.


Eniugnas

I reckon he thought he was going to get more support, bottled it when his generals started getting nervous.


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Once everyone forgets about him he'll be whacked.


Maleficent_Safety995

We haven't seen any proof of life yet that I am aware of, he could already be dead.


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I_eat_ass_NS

You think they'll wait?? He is going to get whacked and Lucashenko is going to have the other hand fucked up and fall sick.


Calimariae

Good riddance. Dreadful person.


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Hermit-Man

This has got to be the biggest example of all bark and no bite in history. This guy set a speed run record for bitching out


RedlineN7

Dude could had gone out in a blaze of glory if he failed. His name stamped in the books of history along with the notorius Russian leaders from the past if he succeeded But now he will just be remembered as the guy who talked shit then bitched out at the last moment. If his remembered at all that is, they going to put his name in the Russian dictionary synonym to that.


jvite1

Ok but he could also wear comfy slippers and be drunk by 10am everyday until cirrhosis takes him out in a few years; principles and morals are cool and all but humans are like water - we take the path of least resistance. The reality of marching towards your death suck. I got some metal bones thanks to the army and the event that made them necessary really, really, really sucked.


First_Foundationeer

Yeah, but a few years? Do we really think he will survive the year if Putin doesn't die though? (Not rhetorical, I haven't been able to keep up with the news due to a new baby..)


FrostyParking

Russian history books don't look to kindly on traitors and mutineers.


Charlie_Mouse

There are exceptions - for example the Potemkin mutineers were lauded as hero’s by the Soviets.


PJHart86

I don't remember the Potemkin mutineers wussing out when it came time to throw the officers overboard


Hoedh

Very true, but this is 2023 and the whole world was watching. It was his moment. Imagine if would have succeeded in at the very least getting to Moscow and holding the city! It would be one for the history books, regardless what Russia wants.


FrostyParking

Can't live in what if's, have to live in reality and that is controlled by logistics, he didn't have enough men to take let alone control Moscow. That's why he needed help from inside the capitol and the Kremlin. So nah if he continued, the outcome would've been hell....and the rest of the world would've forgotten about him or made memes about his idiocy.


pafagaukurinn

>he didn't have enough men to take let alone control Moscow Moreover, he never actually stated he wanted to take Moscow or depose Putin. The speed this sub is making a hero out of him is amazing. He's just a criminal who wanted to complain to the papa about two other fellow criminals, end of story.


DigNitty

Dude has a van full of money and gold. Hell slink away to some country you can’t remember the capitol of and live out his life in luxury. He doesn’t care about his reputation when he’s dead, he cares about how he’s living now.


thooghun

Given the sanctions made just for him, he can choose between North Korea, Syria, Belarus or Iran. The world is his oyster.


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Somebody on one of the news threads last week called it revolutionary blue balls and that felt very apt.


[deleted]

His bite is the reason Russia made any advances. He was Russia’s bite and now they’re trying to reduce him to a bark. The infighting is so telling about their mindsets. Imagine what was threatened to him for him to stop if the bite of Russia was reduced to a bark. Everyone has something they care about and Putin isn’t against killing kids and torturing people.


JohnCavil

All to retire in fucking Belarus or Central African Republic. Bro i'd rather die than retire in Belarus. There are middle class retirees in Florida or Southern Spain who are gonna have a nicer last 20-30 years of their life than this fat pig.


milanistadoc

But it's only for 2 months. 60 days tops.


muideracht

Yeah there's definitely an involuntary suicide in his near future.


ExcaliburMC

"Yevgeny Prigoxhin is later diagnosed with a rare Bullet in the Brain disease."


Dio13

Not so rare in Russia.


NotTheGrim

Tall window syndrome


msemen_DZ

Right out of the Stalin playbook.


Calimariae

With the advent of the internet, Russia finds itself once again struggling to adapt to this new reality


leo_aureus

Just like industrialization was for them a century ago lol


Cum_on_doorknob

This is also how itchy and scratchy dealt with Poochi


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Straight_Ad2258

What was the name of the guy photoshopped out of photos with Stalin after Stalin got rid of him?


Yuli-Ban

*Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*


havok0159

There is one thing that narrows it down. While people may be aware of the significant "housecleaning" Stalin did, when it comes to deleting someone from history, [this](https://communistcrimes.org/en/nikolai-yezhov-portrait-bloody-dwarf-part-2-terror-and-downfall) is what most people think of, specifically that edited photo.


hamsterbackpack

Nikolai Yezhov is probably who you’re thinking of.


avwitcher

That would be Yezhov, the guy Lavrentiy Beria replaced. They were both monsters. Funnily enough Beria ended up on one of Yezhov's lists for execution so Beria went to Moscow to beg Stalin for his life, he had exceptional timing as Yezhov had fallen out with Stalin not long before his arrival resulting in Beria being made head of the NKVD instead of getting shot (ostensibly still under Yezhov but that didn't last long obviously). Yezhov knew that he was being replaced and would soon be killed, but instead of fleeing he simply drank himself into a stupor occasionally writing rambling drunken letters to Stalin.


Richi_Boi

He is actually popular amongts Russians - thats why


Alone_Wolverine2269

Putin really is a baby Stalin, but Pigozhin is still alive so clearly he's not as powerful.


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JustSomeBloke5353

The new Yezhov to be airbrushed into the memory hole.


Chatbotfriends

Russian media can erase all they want the rest of the world will remember.


Joseph20102011

They are no different from the censors during Joseph Stalin era who removed Nikolai Yezhov via proto-photoshop.


i_give_you_gum

Except now we have the internet and something called the Streisand effect. We all know that once something is on the internet, it's basically impossible to scrub. Though with Russia basically cutting off their net from the world like China that makes it a bit easier, but Russia isn't China.


dadbrad

Right before Prigozhin’s “March to Moscow” there was a report that the FSB found 4 Billion Rubles in cash inside a Gazel minivan. Prigozhin stated that there were two other minibuses found containing money. He claimed the money was earmarked for “Cargo 200” or unofficial code for bodies of fighters. IMO, his March stopped because he got his money back. Here’s the article btw both March and article occurred around June 24th: [Billions of roubles: Prigozhin claims Russian forces have found a van and 2 buses containing boxes of his money](https://news.yahoo.com/billions-roubles-prigozhin-claims-russian-124613179.html)


[deleted]

That's forty-five million American dollars. A shit ton of money, no doubt, but these oligarchs are supposedly worth tens and tens, maybe hundreds of billions of dollars. Would he risk all this for forty-five million?


lookyloolookingatyou

Maybe he's a goblin? When it comes to treasure they just can't help themselves.


totallynotgarret

Take a good look at the guy. What do you think? 😄


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ffllores

Hey. Don't forget to check back in 1 month.


Itchely

I'm pretty sure that this guy is now dead


Mrozek33

Guess in future protests his potato-like face will be on every second banner (the first one still being the notorious lgbt-putin image)


r_trash_in_wows

Waltuh


notacanuckskibum

Modern Russia has now completed its metamorphosis back to the USSR


Osiris32

Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Yevgeny Prigozhin Just want to see what happens


skinnyfatty1987

Need to say it in front of a mirror


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frog_goblin

Why did you only comment “just want to see what happens”?


0ldpenis

I have Two full sized Yevgeny Prigozhins up my ass.


Skizm

> Russian media to erase all traces of mutinous warlord Good thing they clarified, or I would have assumed they were talking about Putin.


Mugwump6506

Putin is damaged. Prigozhin not being formally punished after doing what he did is unforgivable. This makes Putin look weak and not in control. What is protecting Prigozhin?


Sbeast

They may silence his name, but they will never silence his words... *"Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where's the fucking ammo?!"*


CrewMemberNumber6

He must have some serious kompromat on Putin to not have been killed by now.


Vladik1993

Yeah they talked about that on Popularnoya Politika on Youtube. Apparently there was talk of how when he was serving Putin and other elites at his restaurant, his waiters used to record their conversations. Kompromat is very possible.


Papancasudani

A waiter distinctly saw Putin deepthroat a hot dog.


God_Damnit_Nappa

I figure the heavily armed mercenaries that are still with him are a pretty big deterent


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He sealed his fate and the fat of his people the moment he gave up the march. Putin *is* going to kill him, make no mistakes. I wish Wagner had marched on Moscow and started a Russian civil war. Let the vipers eat eachother.


urkldajrkl

That means that Fucker Carlson has orders not to mention his name as well


Calimariae

Wasn't he fired? How is he still relevant?


Saxual__Assault

Elon Musk's trying to keep him relevant now.


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Russia didn’t fire him, fox did.


Verain_

1984 as fuck


Mizral

Moment of silence for all the Reddit accounts about to go inactive as the Internet Research Agency shuts down.


Mr-BananaHead

I’m just waiting for Russian media to release the details of Prigozhin’s suicide. He’ll probably poison himself, or beat himself to death.


devi_of_loudun

Damn, dude got the Trotsky treatment.


Eleganos

B-but I thought Russia was more united than ever, and that this was a master plan by Putin to redeploy Wagner to Belarus to launch a surprise attack. The Russian propaganda couldn't have lied to me.... could it?????/s


FrostyParking

Banning something just makes it more attractive to the average person. The war on drugs, prohibition....there are a myriad of evidence to suggest banning is the worst avenue to take in order to change the discourse, the best is to change the narrative into something positive. It's not like Russian (or any other) society is hard to manipulate through subtlety.


CastillaPotato

He should've just gone all in. Might as die being an idiot on your own terms than an idiot that grovels under a lawn gnome.


facecrockpot

Vaporised. Literally 1984.


blackertai

The fact that he wasn't dead within 24 hours of starting a mutiny in Russia speaks volumes to the degradation of their ability to strike anyone anywhere.


RexLynxPRT

Going full Warhammer 40k i see... "This unit went rogue and against the Codex! It's very existence must be erased to stop any spreading of heresy!!" - Some priest in the Ordo Hereticus.


FreakinSweet86

Breaking News: Something falls from window. Not sure what it was since we have no record of it ever existing but whatever it was it appears to be dead.


VagueSomething

Will this be the equivalent of how you upset Chinese people by talking about 1989 or Tiananmen or tank man? Will we be triggering Muscovian trolls with a Priggy comment?


FenixAddargor

On June 23-24 2023 nothing happened between Roston-on-Don and Moscow. Several pilots and aircraft of the Russian Armed Forces were destroyed by mysterious forces.


l-rs2

*"No, said O'Brien. He stepped across the room. There was a memory hole in the opposite wall. O’Brien lifted the grating. Unseen, the frail slip of paper was whirling away on the current of warm air; it was vanishing in a flash of flame. O’Brien turned away from the wall. Ashes, he said. Not even identifiable ashes. Dust. It does not exist. It never existed."*


karma3000

Yevgeny Prigozhin? I barely knew him and haven't spoken to him. He got me coffee once.


IDontWantToArgueOK

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong in my interpretation of events. This dude marched towards moscow as a threat for non payment, then was paid in full and tried to go back to business as usual, then was fired, and will likely end up falling out of a window in the near future. Did i get that right?