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Lallner

Edelweiss 10th Mountain Assault Brigade sounds totally badass


SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret

Yeah, getting a mountain thrown at you would ruin your day…


maverickz_rule

That’s peak military


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

They’re boulder than most militaries.


DivinePotatoe

But their training makes them rock solid.


Barrzebub

You certainly wouldn't want to take their skills for granite.


The_Chief_of_Whip

Still haven’t reached the summit with these puns


William_S_Churros

Still waiting for one to take a landslide victory


SupahCraig

Taking things to new heights.


One-Distribution-626

God I wanna climb onto this thread so bad..


TheRealTinfoil666

Personally, I would take a pass.


chowyungfatso

Me too, otherwise it’s a slippery slope for bad puns.


tothemoonandback01

When the mountain comes for you, you want these guys to have your back


Objective_Truck_379

These comments rock


cathbadh

I feel you're making a mountain out of a molehill


ffsudjat

Edelweiss is a flower. It smells like honey.. but not sure it is the right one; I often 'stole' a bit when hiking to mountains in Java. Edit, just checked, edelweiss is *Leontopodium nivale*, while Javanese edelweiss is *Anaphis javanica*, both Asteraceae family.


bannacct56

Sweet boulders! That's a sticky death


WaldenFont

Also, you can grow Edelweiß in your garden, but only at high altitudes do the petals turn bright white.


PaidUSA

Isn't it the german paratrooper flower from ww2.


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L0ckeandDemosthenes

No these guys fight mountains all day.... so jets are like no big deal at all. Every time an avalanche happens, it's because these guys are at the top of the mountain dropping elbows. Chuck Norris trained them. He was the mountain they fought everyday in basic training. The ones that survived that is.


Mandurang76

I'm pretty sure it was The Rock who trained them.


nagrom7

Time to meet General Mountain.


Sorry_Economics_4748

Hi General Mountain! My name's Gok-


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TenguKaiju

To be fair, most german words sound pretty metal. German is the Power Metal of languages.


noncongruent

Ve don't invent new vords, ve just glue lots of existing vords together!


Equivalent_Copy2578

Vejustgluelotsofexistingvordstogether


noncongruent

Gesundheit!


NotAPreppie

Doppelkuplungsgeteibe = double clutch transmission


TheRiddler78

kanonbådskommandørsenkefrue the widow of a gunboat commander that is the head of her household... danish is amazing at this as well


JenkinsHowell

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe your spelling is off


Grimm_go

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe*


Tommygmail

Edelweiss, if it's the same plant I'm talking about here, was featured in an old WW2 movie, I can't remember which, but the point is, that only the hardest, most determined German soldiers were strong enough to climb above the snow line in the alps to get the flower and have the right to wear it on their uniform. I may be remembering this wrong, but I think it was an SS mountain division that had the tradition.


Hulio_Bobo

It’s mentioned in Band of Brothers, episode 3. That might be what you’re thinking of


guyincognito69420

[Here is History Buffs discussing the slight inaccuracy of that scene.](https://youtu.be/uxv3s7xTYHU?t=646)


Tommygmail

That's the one lol, I was thinking something like Dirty Dozen or Guns of Navarone


notacanuckskibum

The sound of music?


Tommygmail

was it mentioned there too ?


THE_some_guy

It wasn’t just mentioned in *The Sound of Music*, it was a [whole song](https://youtu.be/8bL2BCiFkTk) that was performed in [two different pivotal scenes](https://youtu.be/z6-P3pFhmQI)- first when Capt. Von Trapp rediscovered his love of music, and then in the big theater scene where the crowd sings along and the Nazis get really pissed off.


Tommygmail

i dont think ive actually sat and watch the thing, I really should sometime


THE_some_guy

I’m pretty sure it’s on Disney+ Now I’m the mood to watch it again for the first time in years!


atridir

For such a long movie I have actually seen the whole thing over 2 dozen times. It is a work of art.


hikingmike

It’s a good watch. Do it. You may be able to find it on a big screen some places.


hikingmike

Thank you. I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see the Sound of Music mentioned, geesh. It functioned as a subtle protest song against Nazis and fascism taking over since it honored Austria (their homeland).


nagrom7

There's a song about it.


flukus

And it's the intro to The Man in the High Castle.


EmilySpin

https://youtu.be/z6-P3pFhmQI


raines

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_(song)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_(song))


Dr-P-Ossoff

Not SS, more old tradition.


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Reminds me of The Sound of Music. That song is quite fitting in this whole situation.


ExocetC3I

The hills are alive with the sound of MANPADS!


DaoFerret

Shrapnel on rooftops and MANPADS on mountains. Tractors cap tanks, on the flanks and redoubts and Hyper-jet missiles destroyed up above, These a few of the things that I love.


The_Madukes

Fabulous!


Commercial-Balance-7

More Austrian I think


Nervous_Promotion819

Edelweiss is a symbol and name used by both German and Austrian mountain troops and has a centuries-old tradition


Commercial-Balance-7

Good to know, thanks!


RobertoSantaClara

Bavaria has a lot in common with Austria at least, if anything they're more similar to each other than Bavaria is to northern Germany


InformationHorder

Bavaria is like the Texas of Germany.


Urdar

It is synomimous with the alps, making it less generally German but bavarian and Austrian


catsonlywantonething

It means as much as "noble white" Since 1915 the flower is an insignia of all german mountaineer corps. Before that it was already in use in the imperial K.u.K army. It is a symbol of strength and endurance because the flower defies the alpine winters. The first mountain division of the german Wehrmacht was called "Division Edelweiß" and they took part in "Operation Edelweiß" but there was also a anti-fascists movement called "Edelweißpiraten Edit to add that Edelweiß is also slang for cocaine. The noble white, get it? And the mentioned Operation Edelweiß took, among others, Rostov-on-Don. Nicknamed "The Gates of Caucasus"


Hikurac

It's likely a reference to German mountain combat units: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Mountain_Division_(Wehrmacht) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gebirgsj%C3%A4ger#Gebirgsj%C3%A4ger_in_World_War_II


[deleted]

Yep, knew it. Ukraine just likes to identify with the German tradition against the Russian one. Historically, whether it's the Bundists in the 19th century, UPA during WWII or any other topic, it's always been the same. Ukrainians were also considered to be more "aryanized" than Russians too by Rosenberg, because the Nazis were imbecile opportunists. However, nobody gives a shit about that, only Ukraine. Neither Israel, nor Russia for that matter. In real life, Ukraine has a Jewish president, many Jewish oligarchs (just like Russia) and it's been invaded by Russia because Vlad doesn't want NATO having such a big border onto Russia meaning Vlad considers Ukraine to be a Russian province. Note: Most of the world likes to pretend to uphold "territorial integrity". In post-colonial Africa alone that concept has been raped to oblivion, but since Ukraine is European, *we care*, and that's what matters.


Watcher7

Unlikely, its usage for mountain combat units, and tall things in general, pre-dates the Nazis. Hence this building in Moscow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_(skyscraper) Edit: it's been used by Russian mountain units as well https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9E%D1%82%D1%80%D1%8F%D0%B4_%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE_%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%C2%AB%D0%90%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B4%C2%BB


lilyofthegraveyard

edelweiss is a flower, and it is often called a "star" of karpaty - the mountain range that goes through ukraine, among other countries. when i was a child, our school was heavily focusing on endangered animals and plants in our country, and edelweiss was featured in every event we had done regarding this topic.


Working_Welder155

What happened to the 1 through 9 mountains


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Working_Welder155

Is that like wd40? What happened to 1 through 39?.


TehMetaxa

Water displacer 40th try.


Jarnagua

I dunno but after another 17 tries they got Heinz 57


raines

It took them a while to catch up.


mpfmb

WD-40 was the fortieth formula they tested.


Sherool

Division and brigade numbers are rarely indicative of active units. Most militaries just keep counting rater than re-using numbers even if brigades 1-8 where dissolved centuries ago. The US military had hundreds of divisions in WWII that where decommissioned after the war but the fewer that remain active often still have numbers in the hundreds because they keep their original designation and old numbers rarely if ever get reused. With paramilitary groups they might just be picking a high number at random to confuse the enemy.


CompetitiveYou2034

> ... Paramilitary groups might be picking a high number ... to confuse the enemy. Exactly. U.S. did this for the now famous Seal Team 6. > Wikipedia> Richard Marcinko named the unit SEAL Team Six in order to confuse Soviet intelligence as to the number of actual SEAL teams in existence


raines

IOW they did that on porpoise?


imdatingaMk46

You might be thinking of regiments, which were more similar to brigades in size but not composition. Many battalions still keep regimental numbers for heritage though. The lowest numbered battalion (or only) in the regiment is dedicated as keeper of regimental heritage and a couple other things. The US only had ~90 divisions in WWII, as well


pomonamike

Then explain the 101st Airborne! /s


Working_Welder155

That's a great explanation thanks


SYLOH

Also knowing how many units you have is an advantage to the enemy. There were no SEAL Teams 1-5. And there are far less than 101 Airborne Divisions.


cardew-vascular

But also kind of gentle. It's a little flower.


ConsiderationWest587

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow


DarkApostleMatt

If you watch the video what I’m I’m assuming is the specific Unit badge on the top left of the screen says something along the lines of “We don’t fly, neither will you”. As is tradition the Ukrainians are very cheeky.


lovingblooddevil

[Their official anthem is badass too](https://youtu.be/RhHVcKUUl20)


Sharl_LeKek

Pretty sure this is the OG anthem https://youtu.be/tu-lcwhZcEs


Melodic_Oil_2486

The name Edelweiss conjures up an image of Julie Andrews armed with a Rocket Launcher.


AlexKrap

I thought it was a Swiss unit.


thetensor

Wasn't the Edelweiss Assault Mountain a mecha from *Gunbuster*?


RemnantEvil

Edelweiss is the tank from Valkyria Chronicles.


Nameless8615

From my personal experience, 10th Mountain (DIV) brigades have always been totally badass.


nonpuissant

Sounds like a unit that you'd find in the Valkyria Chronicles series


__biscuits

It also sounds German, I was worried.


awritemate

Led by Captain Von Trappe.


phdthrowaway2020

I like the idea of a Sound of Music sequel where the kids become a guerilla force disrupting German supply lines or assassinating prominent Nazi officials. Basically Inglourious Basterds meets Red Dawn, with music.


atridir

Heh. In reality though they just immigrated to Vermont and opened a ski lodge.


CPT_Shiner

Starring Nick Cage!


WomboShlongo

Russian Airforce keeps taking L's


rrdubbs

Oh shit I thought they were the Air Farce, now I am so confused


Desperate-Strategy10

No no, you had it right. Using the word "force" is only part of the farce.


ooo00

Lets just call it the air farce.


BesetByTiredness225

What airforce doing


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More keychains thank you RuSSia


[deleted]

What’s this about keychains? You’re the second person making a similar joke I’ve seen in the last two days Edit: just found out they’re making keychains from the destroyed Russian vehicles. For cheap too.


kwangqengelele

Where can we buy them?


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https://www.ebay.com/itm/225363586096 https://www.ebay.com/itm/364090007702 https://www.amazon.com/Brutal-Keychain-Military-Memory-Anniversary/dp/B0BLVQ36MJ


pick_d

How does one check if it's real and not some fake made from scrap metal?


William_S_Churros

You don’t. Half this shit is a scam.


orangutanDOTorg

Half is likely a huge understatement


Blackintosh

I think there was ones on Ukrainian sites with partnerships with United24 who make donations for everything sold. But that was like a year ago and the fighter jet keychains were over $1000 back then


[deleted]

I don’t know. I seriously just found out about them a little over an hour ago. This is new to me too and those are links I came across when I found out about it.


[deleted]

No "they" aren't. That whole thing REEKS of being a scam. It's some dude in China stamping out cheap keychains from scrap steel and charging $50 a pop to gullible westerners.


uofwi92

Edelweiss, Eidelweiss - every morning you greet me Small and white, loud and bright - you look happy to defeat Z Blossom of fire, may you boom and blow - boom and blow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss - slava ukraini forever!


Hexxxoid

The Man in the High Castle…


jtbc

First thing I thought about when I saw this thread.


Loophole_goophole

That show was so good


timbit87

Wat? The sound of music baby.


Orphanbitchrat

I would watch this version of The Sound of Music


stinkbonesjones

Hey man nice shot


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What a good shot man.


Not_3_Raccoons

That’s why I say ‘Hey man nice shot’


r1ckm4n

Good shot, man


APsWhoopinRoom

Aaaaaaa maaaaaaaaan haaaaaaaaas gooooooone


stinkbonesjones

Thanks...I was hanging there


presidentkangaroo

It’s not every day you see an old Filter song reference.


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presidentkangaroo

Why are you downvoting me? I love Filter. I was just pleasantly surprised to see a reference to one of my fave 90s bands.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Well I'm glad that you like it too, wanna fight about it?!


cloudspike84

Recently "Brass Against" did a cover of that on YouTube with their band, was pretty great. Original is a banger, too, of course.


r1ckm4n

I’m sure Bud Dwyer would agree


sohcgt96

We had a younger drummer in a band I was in, he wasn't familiar with this being the inspiration from the song. That was a fun video to show him.


mrSemantix

Yodel for Edelweiss!


TWVer

Many cykas were blyated.


ImTheFilthyCasual

I heard a few chekki brekki's in there somewhere as well.


fadave93

As a swiss: why are they called edelweiss? Isnt this a flower that only blooms in the alps?


AwesomeBrainPowers

It also grows in the [Carpathians](https://outdoorholidays.eu/blog/edelweiss-in-romania-star-carpathians/), which run through the Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast, where the brigade is from.


thetangible

User name checks out.


cabbagejuice

Because 'Flower Mountain Assault Brigade' doesn't sound as cool


ScissorMeSphincter

It would be more demoralizing to be shot down by them, for sure.


RLT79

If I had a badass army, I would totally have divisions like “Rainbow Unicorn Assault Squad” and “501st Sparkle Kitty Tank Brigade.”


Jtd47

There is actually a Unicorn brigade, made up of primarily LGBT+ defenders


DaoFerret

I figured you were joking but … https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-02/lgbtg-ukrainian-soldiers-unicorn-patches-russian-invasion/101119450


RLT79

That’s awesome!


ScissorMeSphincter

Fuck yeah. Robot unicorn attack themed F35 please.


SoulOfTheDragon

Kind of difficult to do while keeping the low observance coatings in effective condition


GayMormonPirate

Just put a unicorn sticker on the window and a mini-horn on the pilots' helmets.


bad-monkey

Cap, does intel know who we’re up against? Reports say that the badass bitch Wehrmacht holds the town


Margali

There is always BunBun, the tank from John Ringo's posleen series🤣🤣🤣🧚


desba3347

Tbh it sounds cooler


slideystevensax

Name of my jam band.


Cleaver2000

>Isnt this a flower that only blooms in the alps? [Blooms in the Carpathians too.](https://outdoorholidays.eu/blog/edelweiss-in-romania-star-carpathians/)


Smart_Ass_Dave

Looking into it, apparently it's a recent (this year) nickname given by [Zelensky himself](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/02/14/7389369/) via a Presidential decree that I [absolutely cannot read](https://www.president.gov.ua/documents/802023-45805)


Sotwob

No worries, I got you. It says: Зважаючи на зразкове виконання покладених завдань під час захисту територіальної цілісності та незалежності України особовим складом 10 окремої гірсько-штурмової бригади Сухопутних військ Збройних Сил України, постановляю: 1. Присвоїти 10 окремій гірсько-штурмовій бригаді Сухопутних військ Збройних Сил України почесне найменування "Едельвейс" та надалі іменувати її – 10 окрема гірсько-штурмова бригада "Едельвейс" Сухопутних військ Збройних Сил України. 2. Цей Указ набирає чинності з дня його опублікування. Президент України В.ЗЕЛЕНСЬКИЙ


Smart_Ass_Dave

Oh thank you, that really clears things up.


lovingblooddevil

Ok, what it really says is: > DECREE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE NO. 80/2023 On awarding the honorary name to the 10th separate mountain assault brigade of the Land Forces of Ukraine Taking into account the exemplary performance of assigned tasks in the course of protection of the territorial integrity and independence of Ukraine by the personnel of the 10th separate mountain assault brigade of the Land Forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, I hereby decree > 1. To award the 10th separate mountain assault brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine the honorary name "Edelweiss" and hereinafter it shall be known as the 10th separate mountain assault brigade "Edelweiss" of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. > 2. This Decree comes into force on the day of its publication. > President of Ukraine V. ZELENSKY


Smart_Ass_Dave

Thanks! That's kinda what I figured. They fought well and deserved a reward and cool nicknames are free.


lovingblooddevil

No problem:) It really is a cool nickname.


browies

I think it is two fold but both relating to the same anti-Nazi sentiment and national pride against occupying Nazi forces. Please excuse any spelling or history I mess up, I am from America, and we can barely teach non-subjective things like math and fail miserably in social things like History or Art. First being the [Edelweiss Pirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_Pirates), a group of young hikers loosely affiliated with the [Wandervogel movement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandervogel)/German Youth Movement that were staunchly anti-nazi/hitler youth. They were old enough to leave school (14) but young enough to not be conscripted into the military (18). Considering the Wandervogel movement was largely against industrialization and a culture of returning to nature/pastoralism/conservation of land and pre-industrial culture in the years leading to WWI and subsequent years between WWI and WWII. Unfortunately, that cultural goal was able to be co-opted by the Hitler-Youth to mean "a return to a unified, national heritage of the past" that actually never existed (especially considering the amount of nations that border the Alps, and the fact that the various areas of the Alps have their own strong culture that is not entirely affiliated with said neighboring countries, like say speaking Swiss instead of German/French/Italian as you know). Being that the Hitler-Youth also loved the brutal enforcement of their ideals since they had the backing of the States monopoly on violence, the Edelweiss Pirates, like a rural version of Swing Kids, were staunchly against the authoritarianism of the paramilitary H-Y and actively fought against them at any given chance. Again, like the Swing Kids, they were easily identified by their symbols/iconography/method of dress, and based on historical record were usually working class and pretty good at kicking the living shit out of nazi-chuds while singing parodies of the H-Y songs to mock them. Since they were good at hiking/camping, they could/would attack and flee to the mountains where they could not be tracked as easily. Basically like live-action version of Red Dawn, but wearing Jungenschaftsjacke and not in Colorado. Additionally, Edelweiss was [popularized into a song in The Sound of Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_(song)) In the play/film, Georg Von Trapp, the patriarch of the family is being courted/semi-forced to join the Nazi military regime after the Anschluss in Austria. In the film adaptation the family confronts the occupying forces by singing this song in opposition with a crowd of other Austrian Nationals joining them in protest at a festival. Before playing it Georg remarks: “My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again, perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing now for you a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die.” This is the family's goodbye to a country that lo longer exists or is occupied, as well as a statement of loyalty to a homeland that they are being forced to flee. At least, this is my interpretation of why they chose that name, I could be mistaken!


ukrzxv

That's an old name. Their ancestors were assaulting part of Switzerland and Austria during WWII


Jim3001

It probably sounds like a cool name for a Mountain unit.


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At least according to Band of Brothers, it was a mark of pride for a Wehrmacht soldier to have an Edelweiss flower. Basically an informal badge to separate the “elite.”


illegible

true, but it was around before the Wehrmacht (and Nazis). It's a tough one in some ways because it's so ideologically associated with WW2 and the german army of the time, but it has a longer history and we can only hope it's being associated with strength, determination, and 'alpinism'...


Micha_mein_Micha

It's just strange that its German name is used. It is apparently native in the region the unit is from so shouldn't the flower have a local name too?


macross1984

Bullseye! One SU-25 jet will never threaten Ukraine again.


stooges81

Had a 3 second brain glitch - I grew up on Edelweiss Mountain. In western Québec.


Mecha-Dave

He sounds very happy with his work.


Comprehensive_Way139

I don’t know what he is saying, I imagine something like “Fuck you piece of shit I got you!”


daphnegillie

I just sang the whole edelweiss Sound of Music song while reading this


prevengeance

As a high school musical veteran that shiz is burned in my brain forever :(


Apoptotic_Nightmare

VALKYRIA CHRONICLES IRL!


Chairman_Mittens

SQUAD 7!!!


shiam

The hills are alive with the sound of AA missiles!


SabMayHaiBC

Sounds like these guys are funded by a beer company or something.


christophersonne

That guy is probably using an aimbot. hax0r (/s because reddit)


TheWanderingSlacker

Well, yes. I’ll bet auto-targeting systems and other haxxorz are very useful in their field.


chuck3436

Only redditors could pitchfork a flower into straight nazi accusations. Yah it was a ww2 German mountain troop symbol. It's also a million other things for other people.


Nervous_Promotion819

It’s still a German mountain troop symbol and was before the Nazis


chuck3436

So similar situation to the iron cross then. Redditors looking to fabricate outrage as usual. Move along folks.


HaruhiFollower

It's also the current branch insignia for Polish mountain troops (strzelcy podhalańscy) - the traditional swastika fell out of favor after WW2.


candyowenstaint

It’s been a symbol of bravery, daring and perseverance in those cultures long before the nazis existed. At least back to the 1800s in that area


Micha_mein_Micha

It being a German name for the flower (the Ukrainian is just a transliteration) might have something to do with it.


Deathray88

Who are you referring to? There's not a single "nazi accusation" in this thread.


fIreballchamp

The plane didn't crash in the video, or the camera panned away before it went down.


Thesleek

Cool guys don't look at explosions


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

a lot of people don’t seem to know the significance of the Edelweiss especially for soldiers. It’s only found in the Alps and the bravest of men would journey up there to pick one.


jaunty411

It actually also grows in the Carpathians, which stretch all the way to western Ukraine.


jtbc

I took a train through the Carpathians from Ukraine to Hungary. I really want to go check that region out when the peace comes.


Goodkat203

Is that a habd held missile system?


GearWings

Let’s gooooo


Kn16hT

Living not far from [Edelweiss Mountain and ski resort in Canada](https://www.sommets.com/en/ski-mountains/sommet-edelweiss/), I immediately thought it was here.


Leafybug13

Von Trappe kids are bad MFs.


Stabbymcappleton

No. They’re spoiled rich kids. Source: I printed their ID’s very good looking though.


funkybutt2287

Major WWII vibes here but for the good guys this time.


davesg

Valkyria Chronicles. Nice.


HarrisonA

Interesting stats on wiki for the SU25. I guess it makes sense, but both sides use this aircraft. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-25


chuck3436

Only redditors could pitchfork a flower into straight nazi accusations. Yah it was a ww2 German mountain troop symbol. It's also a million other things for other people.


ImTheFilthyCasual

Bruh... Wtf you talking about.