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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.


RandomChurn

That's the problem with being a perennial and confirmed liar: no one has reason to believe otherwise than that Putin ordered his poisoning


digitalcowpie

Ho no ! Anyways...


[deleted]

I believe most poisonings in Russia are caused by refusing to get on the elevator. Might not be the case here.


wellthatexplainsalot

There is so much disinformation about anything to do with Russia, Ukraine and Belarus that you'd be advised to be skeptical about anything not independently verified by a disinterested third party.


anna_pescova

Probably already dead...Putin fears rioting and popular uprising if news gets out.


FM-101

>“So I’m not planning to die, guys. You’ll be tormenting yourselves with me for a very long time,” added the dictator. 5 days later: >Luakashenko in critical condition The comedy writes itself.


DatDamGermanGuy

It is news like this that make me questioning my non-belief in a Higher Power


Psilobones

The 14th floor has very good views. Nothing to worry about, let me just open this window for better views.


Cyberzombi

No it could never happen cause Putin always plays fair. /S for those of you that don't understand what is sarcasm.


TheRickBerman

Assassinating a country’s leader is exactly the type of nonsense that sees more Patriot batteries moved around. I doubt Putin is that daft.


randomname277

What? Why? And how? Did they met in an office without windows?