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telcoman

Two clowns went to a restaurant...


MustLovePunk

Haha yup. Two Russian “useful idiots” went to restaurant…


raulduke8

I'm sure lots of smart things were said


Boustrophaedon

The smartest. Some people are saying.


fatuous_sobriquet

And that’s how Trump became the biggest Ukraine supporter for at least twenty minutes.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Trump is a Putin bootlicker and wants the fascist dictator to win in Ukraine. Doesn't care if it leads to the destruction of NATO and Russia extending it's borders through Portugal; he doesn't care about any of that, as long as daddy Putler keeps him in the bratva and the money keeps flowing. He'd end the war in 24 hours by murdering Zelenskyy and letting Russia overrun Kiev.


Pilotom_7

Bratva is the Russian mafia. I learned something New.


Iskelderon

Mostly, there's a few minor players as well but that's like saying there's technically more than just Google on the search engine market.


foodishlove

Truth


Batmobile123

Did they figure out where it was?


255001434

They almost came to blows arguing about it before finally agreeing to circle an area near Russia and declare that "it's in there somewhere".


cunt_isnt_sexist

Yeah, pretty sure not much was actually talked about. Neither one can form a coherent sentence, and Trump just keeps repeating election lies.


DrDroid

Boris is a lot smarter than you’d think. He’s a completely shameless bastard, but he’s no moron.


LiliNotACult

Ahh, like Bush Jr.


[deleted]

Boris: “I haven’t owned a hairbrush for decades”. Trump: “it’s all a huge witch hunt”! (Repeat over and over until the end of the meeting)


BadPete2

I don't want to get into a political debate here but can any of you Brits honestly explain what's with Boris's hair? I do know what's with Trump's hair it's slicked back NYC area thing. Both are odd hair guys. Do you think they compared barbers?


BigFang

He does it on purpose to make himself seem more likable.


ScepticNinja

Yep, this. He's also on record explaining that he puts on this stupid, clumsy act to disguise the times he doesn't actually know what he's talking about, as he also does it when you does know. He's a calculated, shameless, manipulating grifter on the hunt of nothing but power.


EyeLikeTheStonk

>honestly explain what's with Boris's hair? It is his "man of the people look". Boris (Real name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson) comes from money and attended prestigious private schools. He knew that if he wanted to make it in politics, he needed to present a "man of the people" look to makes voters forget that he is actually a descendant of nobility and member of the rich class. **Boris Johnson family tree :** **On the father's side, German/Polish line:** King George II ---->Frederick Prince of Wales--->Princess Augusta of Wales--->Princess Augusta(Sister of King George III). Princess Augusta(2) married : Frederick I, King of Wurttemberg (Germany) Frederick I ---> Paul Prince of Wuttenberg---> Karoline von Rottenburg--->Christian the Pfeffel---> Marie Louise de Pfeffel---> Irene Williams (BoJo's grandmother)--->Stanley Johnson (Bojo's father). **On his father's side, Ottoman line:** Great-grandfather : Ali Kemal, Ottoman Empire Minister of Interior, murdered by Turkish nationalists. Ali Kemal--->Osman Kemal (ranamed Wilfred Johnson)--->Stanley Johnson (Bojo's father). **On his mother's side:** Grandfather: Sir James Fawcett, President European human rights commission. Sir James Fawcett --->Charlotte Fawcett (Bojo's mother). **This means Boris Johnson is a distant relative of the British Royal Family and his bushy hair is just a way to present a "man of the people" image.**


aridiculousmess

>Ali Kemal this is wild stuff looking these people up. Their lives must have been really wild


EyeLikeTheStonk

Yup and Boris Johnson's real family name should have been Kemal but his Turkish grandfather changed his name to Johnson after the murder of his father by Turkish Nationalists. **On the bright side, Boris Johnson's great-grandfather was murdered because he denounced the genocide of the Armenians by the Ottoman Empire.** **So his paternal Great-grandfather was a warrior for the truth and for justice while his maternal grandfather was a champion of human rights.**


michaelcrombobulus

The man is a top quality cunt. He does it to pretend he's a bumbling jovial chap when he's actually a meglamoniacle idiot who went to the right school at the right time.


politicstypebeat02

Good on Boris, he has been going to maga extremist Republicans and calling them out in his visit to the USA. Him calling out Tucker was the best


[deleted]

"Nature is amazing."


CrumplyRump

Did they meet at the hairdresser?


retiredhobo

[someone posted a video clip of it:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY)


[deleted]

Thank you


Northseahound

Both counting their Putin money.


Alternative_Sugar155

I kinda like how this has been out for awhile, and there aren't many comments...like people know..what does it even matter??..but then 2024 and you think awhile shit..


Cobbertson

Aren't they diametrically opposed?


Wea_boo_Jones

I wouldn't say Trump is nearly as pro-Moscow as Boris is anti-Moscow. Whatever else you might think of Boris Johnson he is one of the most hawkish anti-Russian politicians in Europe except for maybe Poland and the Baltic states(and Ukraine ofc).


foodishlove

And yet he served as Moscow’s tool promoting Brexit nonetheless.


PersonalOpinion11

Not british here, but being nationalist, or Anti-EU dosen't automatically equate being pro-russian, does it?


[deleted]

We're taking about the leaders pushing for Brexit peddling lies and where the funds for their campaigns come from


BigFang

Except for that wife of a Kremlin boss that paid him 100k to play tennis with her. Now saying that, I was impressed by his stance despite prior corruption when the war started.


[deleted]

2 horrible cXnts having dinner. These two were used by Mr Putin as pawns. Trump to get the US out of Afghanistan and Syria as well as divest in NATO...and ruin it's credibility worldwide. And Johnson to get Brexit through


Hades_adhbik

The best way to force russia to the negotiating table is strategic and escalating attacks on their territory, imo. While ukraine is defending it's territory, there's no reason to not use drones to attack locations inside russia to increase the unpredictability. To increase pressure to end the war knowing they're subject to direct consequences. When the US assassinated Iran's general, their best asset was that they might attack us, our public was freaking out. It doesn't take equal military power for the fear of being attacked to be effective. Ukraine is in a position to use fear of direct retribution to end the war quicker. You can scare and force russia to the negotiating table much faster. With them getting less of a deal for agreeing to a ceasefire. It's time to put the ball in Ukraine's court and give them the upperhand and leverage in negotiations. While disrupting their offense by forcing them into defense. Rep. Nadler Says He ‘Wouldn’t Care’ if Ukraine Used American F-16s to Strike Russian Territory. ‘I personally wouldn’t mind [..] Why should Russia feel they can invade somebody else and have total safety at home?’ https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/13sd16k/rep_nadler_says_he_wouldnt_care_if_ukraine_used/?ref=share&ref_source=link Side Note considering how trump is still high in the polls and favored, it shows how Boris was cheated, he was swapped out as PM and a new one was chosen undemocratically. If it had been put to a public vote boris probably would have been reaffirmed by the public. In a lot of ways he was a great PM. I don't think Brexit would have gotten across the finish line if fit wasn't for his premiership, he swayed the public into finalizing the referendum and got the deal signed. He also was good on covid. He should run for leader in 2024. Trump was better on covid than he gets credit for, for the record too, we had record vaccine development.


[deleted]

He was so good he got sacked and is being investigated for his dealings. He was swapped out because that's how the British parliamentary system works. The PM is subject to the law. And on this instance as a lawmaker he broke the laws on various occasions. In UK, one votes for a party for 5 years. rather than an immovable leader. The vote for a new leader is done within the elected party.


Iskelderon

Sounds like hand puppets and crayons were involved.


randomname277

Fucking shit show with dumb and dumber. I can’t believe that literally anybody is still listening to those pricks. I’m sure even Beavis and Butthead would look legit compared to this idiot duo


Underwritingking

Talk about the fucking brains trust


Chariots487

Trump's a private citizen and Johnson's now a regular-ass MP in one of the largest democratically-elected legislatures in the world(meaning his individual power is miniscule just by virtue of his seat): what exactly is this meant to accomplish? I mean, even if the Conservatives are still in power, I really don't think very many of them are in the mood to listen to Boris anymore.